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[Connor] I just wanted to talk to you.
I-I know we've had some,

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you know, awkward passings.

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Anyway, um,
I'm going back to school s-soon

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and we haven't really
hung out this summer.

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So I didn't know if you maybe wanted
to grab dinner sometime?

6
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Oh, uh, yeah, I don't think so. Sorry.

7
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But have a good school year.

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Thanks.

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[sighs]

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Mr. Laird. Did you see that?

11
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Huh? Connor? Hey.

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No, no, no. I was just up here, uh,
thinking about re-sanding this banister.

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'Cause I don't want anybody
to get splinters, you know?

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Ow! Fuck. Goddamn it.

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[sighs]

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[Alice] Connor will bounce back, right?

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From, "Have a good school year"?
Zero chance.

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Ow! Not cool, kid.

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[chuckles] Got it.

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[clears throat] So, um...

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So, Daughter, um, I've been wanting
to talk to you about something.

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Um... [sighs] ...I had a surprise visitor
at the office--

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[Alice] Um, can you tell me later?

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Sorry. I just have my driver's test
in, like, an hour

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and I'm really stressed
about my license photo.

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I-I know I wanna smile,

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but I can't decide whether
to do mouth closed. Or barely open.

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[stammers] It's like two
completely different people.

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- [door opens]
- Hey, there she is.

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Well, who's ready
for a big adult milestone?

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Me, I guess.

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Unless I fail. Then I'm...
Then it's over. It's over.

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[Jimmy] Hey, even if you do,
it'll be okay.

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You don't remember this,

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but you failed at toilet training
until you were, like, five.

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Now look at ya.
Pooping in potties like a pro.

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[laughs] Nice.

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Oh, my God.

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See you later, Dad.

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Thanks for taking her. Apparently I, uh...
[sighs] ...I make her too nervous.

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I owe you one.

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Hmm. Letting me spy on you
off my balcony is payment enough.

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Spying on me from your balcony,
it's-it's invasive and it's pretty creepy.

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Especially with the smile.

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- Understood.
- [chuckles]

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Still gonna do it though.

47
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Whoa. You know I love those.

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What are you wearing your sex boxers
at work for, you little freak?

49
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Dress for the job you want.

50
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Wow. You'd better slow that down.

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- [chuckles]
- Don't hurt nobody.

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- We are now processing that application.
- Oh, thanks.

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Tell me more about this job you want.

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- You want scratchies?
- Hey, Paul.

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- Whoops.
- Whoa.

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[Paul] It's all good.

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We should add it to our sign out front.

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"Rhoades Cognitive
Behavioral Therapy Center...

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Our doctors fuck."

60
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Wait a minute. All right.

61
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That makes it seem like we have sex
with our patients, which we don't.

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At least I don't.

63
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That is not funny.

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Paul, I want to assure you I have not had
full penetration with any of the patients.

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Wonderful.

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Uh, did you get a chance
to tell Alice about our visitor?

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I have not. No. I, uh... [clears throat]
I can't find the right way in.

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Yesterday, she broke a mug
and I almost said,

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"Don't worry, sweetie.
It's just an accident.

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Speaking of accidents,
remember the one your mom was in?

71
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The guy who killed her came by."

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- Smooth.
- Yeah.

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I gotta nail this
'cause it's really gonna rattle her.

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Rattled you too.

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Did it? Oh. I guess
I never really thought about it.

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Gosh, you're good.

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Yes, it rattled me, Paul.
But I'm-I'm stronger than you think.

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Good news if true.

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Hey, Dr. Rhoades. I just came early
because I wanted to steal a protein bar.

80
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[chuckles] And another one for later.

81
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And another one to sell.

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[Paul] See you there in a second.

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[sighs] Oh, man.

84
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Hey, what's wrong, boo boo?

85
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[sighs] My caseload is full,
and, uh, I picked up Sean.

86
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Unfortunately, I have to drop someone.

87
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- Not Raymond. He's your favorite.
- I don't have favorites.

88
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Please. We all have favorites.
Mine is Annie.

89
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Oh, the one who slept with her mom's
boyfriend just to prove he was a cheater.

90
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Uh-huh. I love that messy bitch.

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I don't love Ray.

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- It's just unfortunate...
- [both mouthing word] Ray.

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...that the one client
who's equipped to move on

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- is the one that I--
- Crush on?

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- Wanna be bros with?
- Wanna "big-spoon-little-spoon" with?

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[Gaby] You guys wanna power walk together
with tiny dumbbells.

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Share a rotisserie chicken from Costco.

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I can't believe you're dumping me.

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Ray, you've been doing so well
for so long.

100
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And I've got this kid... [sighs]
...who could really use my help.

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Kid? Knew it.

102
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He's probably messed up in all kinds
of young, exciting ways, right?

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At this point, you're just paying me
to shoot the shit.

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- I feel like I'm robbing you.
- I know. That's why I take protein bars.

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[chuckles]

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[Raymond] Truth is, we've been
through a lot together.

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My dad's death, my divorce,

108
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that month I tried an English accent.

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[chuckles]

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Can we at least still be friends?
Maybe get a beer sometime?

111
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Ray, it wouldn't be appropriate.

112
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I'm strict about boundaries.

113
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Okay. Well... [grunts] ...at least admit
that you're gonna miss me.

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- I will. Very much.
- [chuckles]

115
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Since we're not gonna be friends...

116
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[in English accent] ...can I have
some of my money back, guv?

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- Don't end it like this.
- [both chuckle]

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No tea? No crumpets?

119
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How come Gaby got a thank-you note
for her wedding gift and I did not?

120
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Because you didn't get us a gift.

121
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I made a donation in your names
to the Pasadena Animal Rescue.

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- As I said, you did not get us a gift.
- Oh, my God.

123
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And cardio burst.

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Ew.

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Speaking of ew... [inhales sharply]
...I gotta stop bonking Jimmy. [sighs]

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- Oh, good. We're back here again.
- I know. I'm so pathetic.

127
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But, like, you know, I'm strong.
I can handle shit. You know?

128
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I was married to a heroin addict.
I helped him get clean.

129
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You know I wax myself too?

130
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- Why?
- I don't even look away when I do it.

131
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I look right down the barrel
of this bad boy.

132
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Whoa.

133
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You know, I can hold my pee for 48 hours.

134
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That's too long, Gaby.

135
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I know. But for some reason,
I can't quit this basic-ass man.

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Don't look at me.

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I've tried everything except
knocking his dick out of your mouth.

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- [panting] Okay, hi.
- I need help.

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You'll stop fucking Jimmy
when you're ready. Back me up, Brian.

140
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Yeah. Honestly... [sighs]

141
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...the main thing I think is how come
no one told me you were fucking Jimmy?

142
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What? Our Jimmy? No. Ew. Gross.

143
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- I guess I could see it.
- Yeah.

144
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How long has this been going on?

145
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[mumbles] Since he puked
all over himself at your engagement party.

146
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- Yeah, engagement party.
- Since my engagement?

147
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[screams]

148
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You know what?
Fuck Jimmy for not telling me.

149
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- And fuck you, Gaby.
- Mm-hmm. [gasps]

150
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- Fuck you too, Liz.
- [stammers]

151
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Fuck rescue dogs. That's right.
Fuck hiking.

152
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Fuck that headband.

153
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Actually, I like that headband. [sighs]

154
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He's supposed to be my best friend.

155
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My best friend!

156
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Fuck all of you!

157
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Fuck you, red shirt. You too, leggings.
Fuck this whole mountain!

158
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Honestly, that made it all worth it.

159
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- Agreed. Do you wanna look for rocks?
- No.

160
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[Alice sighs]

161
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Test didn't go great.

162
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She knocked over a few cones
and she scraped a mailbox.

163
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And those dummies passed me anyway!

164
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- Oh! Yes! Congratulations.
- [laughs]

165
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I'm s... I'm so proud of you.

166
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I'm gonna dump my stuff
and we'll celebrate.

167
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Wherever we go, I'm driving.
And I'm taking your car.

168
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You got it.

169
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Speaking of cars, do you remember
what happened to your mom in one?

170
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Oh, goddamn it! Goddamn it!

171
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- What?
- [Jimmy] I'm sorry.

172
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I was... I've been trying to find a way in.
[sighs] That was not it.

173
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Um, sweetie,

174
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the other driver from your mom's accident
came to my office.

175
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Holy shit. When?

176
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Last week.

177
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Last week? And you're just telling me now?

178
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[sighs] I'm sorry.

179
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What did he want?

180
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I don't know. To talk, probably.
It doesn't matter.

181
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I told him to... [stammers] ...leave
and then he did.

182
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- [sighs] Hey, you okay?
- [sighs]

183
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[sighs] I guess. I don't know.

184
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- Same here. [chuckles]
- Yeah.

185
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You wanna talk about it?

186
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Um, no, not yet.
But I'm really glad you told me.

187
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Yeah. Pretty smooth.

188
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[both chuckle]

189
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- Okay, I'm gonna go get ready.
- Okay. I love you.

190
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[sighs]

191
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"Speaking of cars"?

192
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- Derek, what do I have to do...
- [chuckles]

193
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...to get you to stop spying on me?

194
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Probably move.

195
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["Frightening Fishes"
by Benjamin Gibbard playing]

196
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{\an8}- [sighs deeply]
- [dice rattle]

197
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{\an8}He emerges from his cave. My man.

198
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{\an8}Aw, you okay, sweetie?

199
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{\an8}I... I can't stop thinking about Alice.

200
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{\an8}- I... [sighs]
- [Connor] It's an emotional pain,

201
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{\an8}but my whole body hurts.

202
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{\an8}- Oh, Bubba, I get it. I love you.
- Love you.

203
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{\an8}So whiny. How long
do we have to live like this?

204
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{\an8}- Mom?
- Yeah, sweetie?

205
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{\an8}Could you make me French toast?

206
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{\an8}Coming right up.

207
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{\an8}He's the worst. Kill me now.

208
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{\an8}You are such a good mom.

209
00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:02,978
{\an8}- [chuckles]
- [dice clatter]

210
00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:06,690
{\an8}- Dude, go make us French toast.
- Coming right up.

211
00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,360
{\an8}- Hey, I'm going to brunch with Summer.
- Oh.

212
00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,612
{\an8}I said you'd pay for it

213
00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:14,156
{\an8}because you felt guilty
about being weird yesterday.

214
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,158
{\an8}You're correct.

215
00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,496
{\an8}We're not going to brunch in the '80s.

216
00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:25,542
{\an8}- Oh, being weird is expensive. Okay.
- Mm-hmm. Thank you.

217
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,878
{\an8}- You wanna take the car? [sighs]
- No. No, I'm good.

218
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{\an8}[Jimmy] Really? Okay.

219
00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:32,841
{\an8}I know I dropped a bomb on you
so don't be mad if I keep checking in.

220
00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:35,928
{\an8}Fine. But you're not gonna be,
like, my shadow, right?

221
00:10:35,928 --> 00:10:37,012
{\an8}No.

222
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{\an8}- [car horn beeps]
- Get in, hottie.

223
00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:41,433
{\an8}Hey, Jimmy.

224
00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:43,852
{\an8}Or Mr. Laird.

225
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{\an8}You got it, pimp.

226
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{\an8}Jim-Jimmy's fine.

227
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:49,525
Next.

228
00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:52,110
Hi, I'll have a shrimp po'boy
and a sweet tea.

229
00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:55,989
I'll have the same order as his,
but mine first.

230
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Oh, he funded the truck,

231
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so he gets lifetime
front-of-the-line privileges.

232
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It's like a FastPass,
but for Dereks. I'm Derek.

233
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Okay.

234
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:05,541
Oh, you know what?

235
00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:07,626
Today, when I was getting coffee,
I met a food blogger

236
00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:10,671
and somehow I kept my mouth shut
about how that's not a real job,

237
00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:11,588
because it's not.

238
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:15,425
But he wants to do a write-up
on our truck. So, pretty great.

239
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,511
Yeah. Really great.

240
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,555
I don't wanna be in a blog.

241
00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:22,391
Christ. Can you wait till we sit down?

242
00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:24,977
Paul, I told Alice. It went well.

243
00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:27,938
We'll hang a banner. "Father of the year."

244
00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:31,608
Apparently, this guy wants
to write about me being a vet.

245
00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:34,945
I don't want any of that soldier-boy shit.

246
00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:37,489
I want... I want this truck
to feel like a fresh start.

247
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:41,410
Then don't do the interview.
Just tell scary neighbor lady.

248
00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:42,411
Liz.

249
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,371
Don't humanize her.

250
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:48,083
- [laughs] She can be a lot.
- Yeah.

251
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:52,671
[sighs] But she's done so much for me.
I don't want to seem ungrateful.

252
00:11:53,589 --> 00:11:54,840
What you writing?

253
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,466
Doctor shit.

254
00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,052
This is your pattern.

255
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:03,557
You avoid hard conversations
'cause they can be painful.

256
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,475
This is the same stuff
that came up last week

257
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,935
when we were talking about your dad.

258
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,395
I'm not avoiding my dad.

259
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,856
Yeah? When's the last time
you talked to him?

260
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:14,109
Does he know you have a food truck?
Does he know where you live?

261
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:16,945
- Let's stay on Liz. [sighs]
- Okay.

262
00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:22,034
I should have never told her I'd do this.
If I back out now, she might get pissed.

263
00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:27,497
Look, we got a huge incentive here
to teach you how to face pain.

264
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:30,667
You can't feel good about yourself
if you avoid it.

265
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,837
I've got a tool for that. Could help.

266
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,966
It's called "Reversal of Desire."

267
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,552
Sounds like an erotic thriller
starring Nic Cage.

268
00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:42,429
[laughs] It does.

269
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:45,057
Come on. Close your eyes.

270
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:47,893
Seriously?

271
00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:54,441
- [sighs]
- Visualize your worst fear

272
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,902
of how the conversation with Liz could go.

273
00:12:56,902 --> 00:13:00,405
See the pain appear before you
like a cloud.

274
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:05,744
Instead of running from it,
move forward, towards the pain.

275
00:13:06,537 --> 00:13:09,081
Say, "Bring it on. I love pain."

276
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:14,419
And then finally, the cloud will
spit you out into the light,

277
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:17,673
feeling like you've conquered something.
Because you have.

278
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:21,093
And then you say, "Pain sets me free."

279
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,179
Are you doing it?

280
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:25,973
Nah. I feel pretty stupid.

281
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,224
Well, you look stupid.

282
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:28,308
[sighs]

283
00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:31,520
But it works.

284
00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:36,692
I'll say it. Spinning sucks.

285
00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:40,153
[sighs] You just hate working out
while someone yells at you.

286
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,864
Yeah, I guess I'm weird like that.

287
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,866
Dude, I snapped my hair tie.
Let me borrow your scrunchie.

288
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:46,285
- No. No, I just got this.
- Please. Come on.

289
00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:48,453
- You never give them back.
- I know. You have the good ones.

290
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,247
That's why I don't wanna give them to you.

291
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:51,456
- [laughs]
- Let me have it. Please.

292
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,208
- Ooh, girl, this one's nice.
- Okay, I... I know.

293
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,085
You know, I always got you,

294
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,379
but you owe me,
like, a hundred scrunchies.

295
00:13:58,297 --> 00:13:59,506
Whatever.

296
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,188
- Hey.
- Hey.

297
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:15,689
What you doing?

298
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,942
I don't know. I've just been thinking
about Tia a lot since that guy came by.

299
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,028
- You?
- Yeah. Mmm.

300
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,529
Of course. I think about her all the time.

301
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,199
She's... She's the love
of my life, you know.

302
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,577
- [sighs]
- Yeah, about that.

303
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:32,748
Listen, Jimmy, it's been fun,

304
00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:36,460
but I think we need to end
whatever it is we're doing.

305
00:14:37,503 --> 00:14:38,670
- Oh.
- It'd be one thing

306
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:42,591
if there were,
like, real feelings. You know?

307
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:44,968
Like, if we thought
maybe this could go somewhere.

308
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,515
Okay. Yeah, you're right. Got it.

309
00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:53,185
If it's... if it's not feeling fun
for you anymore, I hear you.

310
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:56,313
Let's shut it down.

311
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,066
- [chuckles]
- Yeah.

312
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:02,319
[inhales sharply] Uh, but maybe
let's give each other

313
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:03,654
some space for a minute?

314
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:05,864
Then before we know it,
I won't even remember

315
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,742
that you were the first guy tall enough
for me to 69 with.

316
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,953
[chuckles, exhales heavily]

317
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,205
- We made a strong team.
- Strong team.

318
00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:14,414
- I know. We always said that.
- Yeah.

319
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,333
I almost feel like we should
swap jerseys or something.

320
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,918
[laughs] That's funny.

321
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:21,380
- Good game.
- Yeah. Good game, sir.

322
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:22,840
[softly] Okay. [inhales deeply]

323
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,094
Okay. So, I know that technically,
shoplifting is wrong--

324
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:30,347
Wait, wait, wait. Hold that thought.
My dad's been hovering lately.

325
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,391
Dad?

326
00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:35,936
Hey. Not hovering. Didn't hear anything.

327
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,938
Just got home, actually.

328
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,273
[sighs]

329
00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:41,900
I'm not gonna need the Bronco
if you wanna take her for a spin.

330
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,485
No, I'm good.

331
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:46,572
[sighs] You're, like, the first kid
in history to get their license

332
00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:48,073
and not ask to use the car once.

333
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,617
If this is because of, uh--

334
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:51,994
'Cause of Double D?

335
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,078
Who?

336
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,037
Drunk driver.

337
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:55,664
Oh, you're, like, horrible at nicknames.

338
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:58,125
Yeah, Dad, it's probably because of him,

339
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:01,587
but could you just
please give me some space?

340
00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:03,839
Yeah. Yes, of course.

341
00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:07,176
Um, you know the drill.
I'm here if you need me.

342
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,468
Thanks.

343
00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:14,600
Summer, shoplifting's
not technically wrong. It's just wrong.

344
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,934
- [softly] Okay, okay.
- [groans]

345
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,227
[Alice] You know what's crazy?

346
00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:20,814
I keep wishing that guy had showed up
here, instead of my dad's office.

347
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,941
There's just so much
I want to say to him. You know?

348
00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:25,527
Like, about how he fucked up our lives.

349
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:28,030
I just have all of these thoughts
swirling around in my head

350
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:31,325
- and I don't know what to do with them.
- Do what I did when my dad split.

351
00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:32,659
Write him a long-ass letter.

352
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:35,204
You don't even need to send it,
but it totally helped me

353
00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:36,747
get all that stuff out of my head.

354
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:39,458
[softly] PS, I also used it
for all my college essays.

355
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:40,918
[knocks on door]

356
00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:45,464
Alice. Hi. You left your...
[stammers] I'm gonna...

357
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:46,632
[door opens]

358
00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:50,427
Hi. You left your sunglasses
in my dad's car

359
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,304
and he thought it would be a... [chuckles]

360
00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:56,016
...a growth moment for me
to return them to you. So...

361
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,602
- Thanks.
- I'm gonna go hide in a tree.

362
00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:00,479
[door closes]

363
00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:03,982
- Who is that delicious sad boy?
- [Alice groans, sighs]

364
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,483
I'll give him a growth moment.

365
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:09,279
Oh, my God. That'd actually be amazing.
Wait, let me introduce you. Come on.

366
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,451
Connor, Connor, Connor. This is Summer.
I wanted you guys to meet.

367
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,954
- [Connor] Nice to meet you.
- You're so stupid. [chuckles]

368
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,124
I'll call the baguette vendor.

369
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:24,211
I can tell they switched from live
sourdough cultures to commercial yeast.

370
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,339
- I-I don't know what that means.
- [laughs]

371
00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:30,133
Be careful talking like that
around the blog guy tomorrow.

372
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:33,846
If you start tossing around words
like "umami" and "flavor profile,"

373
00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:36,139
he might orgasm
all over the uncooked shrimp.

374
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,809
- Then I will not use any of those words.
- Thank you.

375
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:40,269
- While we're on the subject...
- Mm-hmm.

376
00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:41,186
...about the blog--

377
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:45,440
Hey, I saw Connor being flirty
with that Autumn girl.

378
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,900
You mean Summer?

379
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,193
I knew it was a season.

380
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,070
Maybe this will get him to stop moping.

381
00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:53,448
Can we pay her to fuck our son?

382
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:54,658
Yeah, I think maybe

383
00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:57,452
I'd feel more comfortable just,
you know, rooting for him.

384
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,745
You didn't ask, but me too.

385
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,164
- Two to one. We're gonna root.
- Ah, whatever.

386
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,457
What were you saying about the blog?

387
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,543
[Derek] Oh, man. Liz is pumped up.

388
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:07,546
She hasn't been this stoked
since she got us separate blankets.

389
00:18:07,546 --> 00:18:09,923
[Liz inhales deeply]
Listen, I know I'm overexcited.

390
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,843
- It's a weird color on me. It is.
- It is kind of weird, yeah.

391
00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:15,971
But how cool would it be
if our little truck thing blew up?

392
00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:18,098
[Derek] Oh, I'm rooting for you guys too.

393
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,433
Uh, not like that.

394
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:22,269
What were you saying?

395
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,188
It's nothing. It can wait.

396
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:27,024
Yo, Paul. Jimmy gave me your cell.

397
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:29,985
He said you don't check voicemail
right away, but you always read texts.

398
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:33,447
I tried to talk to Liz,
but I was a total chickenshit.

399
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:38,285
I just realized it's almost 7:00.
You're probably already asleep. [sighs]

400
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:42,873
You know what? Let me just tell you
exactly how it happened.

401
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,626
You know how if you use
live sourdough yeast in a baguette,

402
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:46,919
you get a more complex flavor?

403
00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:49,338
[Paul] Jesus Christ.

404
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:54,635
Hey, what the hell happened to you?
I've been waiting in the tub.

405
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:56,637
You said you were gonna
grab us some wine and join me.

406
00:18:56,637 --> 00:18:59,681
My patient just texted me a fucking book.

407
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:00,974
- [Julie sighs]
- I'll be right up.

408
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:03,602
No, no. It's... It's too late. I'm sleepy.

409
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:06,522
- Well, I--
- No, you missed your window. [grunts]

410
00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:09,441
For the bath or for the good stuff?

411
00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:11,151
[Julie] All windows are closed.

412
00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:14,321
He did what on the shrimp?

413
00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:16,281
[door buzzes]

414
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,117
[Jimmy] <i>Listen, Grace,</i>

415
00:19:20,077 --> 00:19:23,288
I know it's hard,
but you gotta forgive yourself.

416
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,832
I pushed my husband off a cliff.
Who does that?

417
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,793
I'm a psycho with good hair.

418
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:30,921
- I like the good hair part.
- Look whose self-esteem is back.

419
00:19:30,921 --> 00:19:33,215
- I'm a fucking monster.
- And it's gone.

420
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:36,844
It's gonna take time,
but I'm gonna get you there.

421
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:40,430
You're gonna keep coming here every day
whether I want you to or not, aren't you?

422
00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:46,603
Could you at least smuggle me in
some Sour Patch Kids, please?

423
00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,564
Of course, Grace. [chuckles]

424
00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:53,318
- Wait, do you mean, like, in my butt?
- No.

425
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:54,778
Oh, then of course, Grace.

426
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:55,904
[sighs]

427
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,781
[phone chimes]

428
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:01,326
I have to... I have to head out,

429
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:05,163
but I know that Brian has some legal stuff
to go over with you, so...

430
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:08,083
We can't do much trial prep until
they make a final decision on charges.

431
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:11,086
But as your counsel,
there is one small detail I need to know.

432
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:12,254
[inhales deeply]

433
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,590
Were you aware that
Jimmy was sleeping with his coworker?

434
00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:15,757
Yes, I was.

435
00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:17,718
Thank you.

436
00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:21,430
- [pen scribbling]
- "Yes, she was."

437
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:24,683
[sighs]

438
00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:30,981
Wow.

439
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:37,571
Paul, it's so warm and inviting.

440
00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:39,990
It's just like you.

441
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:41,992
Except not at all like you,
you know what I mean?

442
00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:43,911
No, I never know what you mean.

443
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,496
Did you give Sean
my personal cell phone number?

444
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:49,833
Yeah. He seemed really stressed out

445
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,251
- and he asked for it--
- What the hell?

446
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,337
- What are you, a 7-Eleven for this kid?
- [sighs]

447
00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:55,422
Just open 24 hours a day,
seven days a week?

448
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,049
I know how 7-Eleven works, Paul.

449
00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:59,718
Well, then, you know they're only
for Slurpees. And condoms.

450
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:00,928
[Julie] Hey, handsome.

451
00:21:01,512 --> 00:21:04,973
I couldn't sleep,
so if you're still interested, I--

452
00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:06,934
Oh, Jimmy's here.

453
00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:09,728
- [Paul] I'm-- [sighing] Hon, I'm--
- No. You know what, never mind. Just...

454
00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:13,565
Goddamn it. This is the second window
I missed because of you.

455
00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:16,985
I'm sorry. And I say that
not being exactly sure what I'm sor...

456
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:18,445
Oh, it was sex. Sorry.

457
00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:22,199
I'm trying to give Sean the tools he needs

458
00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:23,534
- to help himself.
- [softly] Yeah.

459
00:21:23,534 --> 00:21:24,910
But because of you,

460
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:28,956
anytime he feels dysregulated,
he looks for outside help.

461
00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:29,873
[sighs]

462
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:34,503
You've done this kid a huge disservice.

463
00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:38,298
[imitates buzzer sound]

464
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:41,093
- You're buzzing me in my own house?
- I am.

465
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,053
And it's 'cause I think you're wrong.

466
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:47,724
Paul, I see Grace every day
and you know why?

467
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:51,728
Because you feel guilty.
'Cause she threw her husband off a cliff.

468
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,105
- There is that.
- Sure.

469
00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:56,567
But also because sometimes
people need more.

470
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,945
Paul, as therapists,
you and I are a lot alike.

471
00:21:59,945 --> 00:22:02,322
- You take that back.
- It's true.

472
00:22:02,948 --> 00:22:05,158
We both care about our patients so much.

473
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:07,911
And, yes, you might argue
I don't have enough boundaries.

474
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:09,121
You don't have any boundaries.

475
00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:10,706
Well, maybe you have too damn many.

476
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,209
Christ. You're like a...
You're like a mental health robot.

477
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,377
[scoffs]

478
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:17,254
[imitating robot] Engage empathy.

479
00:22:17,254 --> 00:22:21,300
Ooh, oh, interesting.
Ooh, oh, interesting.

480
00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:25,179
Ooh, oh. Mmm. Time's up.
Disengage. Beep-boop, beep-boop.

481
00:22:25,179 --> 00:22:28,223
I never say beep-boop.

482
00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:31,727
[normal] How about Raymond?
You like him so much

483
00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:34,271
and you're not gonna see him again
because of some stupid rules?

484
00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:36,565
I mean... I get it.

485
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:40,819
You are here and I'm-I'm way over here.

486
00:22:41,612 --> 00:22:44,323
But maybe if we both just move
a little closer to the middle

487
00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:45,741
because, Paul, I'm telling you...

488
00:22:45,741 --> 00:22:48,911
- [sighing]
- ...sometimes people need more.

489
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:57,628
[line rings]

490
00:22:58,462 --> 00:23:00,380
- Hey, Paul.
- [Paul] <i>Hey, kid.</i> [sighs]

491
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:02,716
I got your text. Fun read.

492
00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:05,511
Are you in any immediate distress?

493
00:23:05,511 --> 00:23:09,097
Uh, nah, not really. I was just hoping
we could talk this out, so...

494
00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:12,643
Not tonight. Use the tool I gave you

495
00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:16,313
and we'll talk it through next week
in your regular session.

496
00:23:16,313 --> 00:23:18,148
[sighs] Okay.

497
00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:19,149
<i>Good night.</i>

498
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:25,239
Right. That must've felt really good
to do that in front of me.

499
00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:26,490
Yeah, it really did.

500
00:23:29,326 --> 00:23:31,453
[door opens, closes]

501
00:23:32,663 --> 00:23:33,747
[knocks on door]

502
00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:37,543
[Jimmy] Hey, uh, I know I-I promised
I was gonna give you some space,

503
00:23:37,543 --> 00:23:39,962
but permission to just poke my head in
and say what's up?

504
00:23:40,546 --> 00:23:41,672
Go ahead.

505
00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:44,466
[both laughing]

506
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,592
What's up?

507
00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,720
I'm writing a letter to Double D.

508
00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:50,597
Wow. [exhales deeply]

509
00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,350
Not super psyched
that nickname stuck, but... [chuckles]

510
00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:54,685
I'm not gonna send it or anything.

511
00:23:54,685 --> 00:23:57,312
Summer just said
it might help me feel better.

512
00:23:57,312 --> 00:23:59,648
I'm gonna say something
I never thought I would say.

513
00:24:01,817 --> 00:24:03,443
Summer had a good idea. [chuckles]

514
00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:04,528
[chuckles]

515
00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:07,197
- All right, this is what I got so far.
- Okay.

516
00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:09,491
"Dear Mr. Winston,

517
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:12,160
You ruined my life, you piece of shit.
Eat my ass."

518
00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:17,416
That's a... that's a strong start.
[chuckles] That really hooks you.

519
00:24:20,544 --> 00:24:21,920
I should probably write one of those, huh?

520
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,172
Grab a pen.

521
00:24:37,019 --> 00:24:39,146
[Gaby's sibling] It's getting hard
to deal with Mama's vision.

522
00:24:39,146 --> 00:24:41,857
And she needs that cataract surgery, okay?

523
00:24:41,857 --> 00:24:44,234
- You gotta come home and talk to her.
- You live with her.

524
00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:46,695
- You fucking talk to her.
- Gaby, that's why I'm here.

525
00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:49,406
What? Don't give me that
"woe-is-me" shit, Courtney, all right?

526
00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:51,450
I did my time. It's time for you
to step your shit up.

527
00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:52,534
- How about that?
- [groans]

528
00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:53,827
Fucking Saint Gaby.

529
00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:56,496
How long are you gonna
make me pay for the past?

530
00:24:57,247 --> 00:25:00,083
'Cause there's only so much shit I can eat
before we start hating each other.

531
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:02,794
But hey, maybe that's what you want.

532
00:25:03,587 --> 00:25:06,089
- Hey, Courtney.
- Fucking giants.

533
00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:09,676
Hey, Big Bird.
Say hey to Little Bird for me.

534
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:10,761
- [snaps fingers]
- You got it.

535
00:25:10,761 --> 00:25:11,970
[chuckles] Okay.

536
00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:16,016
[sighs] She calls Alice "Little Bird," so...

537
00:25:16,934 --> 00:25:19,228
Hey, what's going on? Same old stuff?

538
00:25:19,228 --> 00:25:20,854
You wanna... You wanna to talk about it?

539
00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:22,105
Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm.

540
00:25:22,105 --> 00:25:24,358
I would love to talk about it
with my dear old friend Jimmy.

541
00:25:24,358 --> 00:25:26,151
But we fucked that up, remember?

542
00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:33,242
Are you waiting for me to answer?
I thought you were gonna storm out.

543
00:25:33,242 --> 00:25:34,743
No, I-I was. I just remembered

544
00:25:34,743 --> 00:25:36,870
- I had my English muffin toasting, so...
- Oh.

545
00:25:37,955 --> 00:25:39,915
[sighs]

546
00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:46,213
- [blows raspberry, clicking tongue]
- [toaster pings]

547
00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:47,381
- There you go.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.

548
00:25:48,173 --> 00:25:49,091
Move.

549
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:51,301
All right, Paul.

550
00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:58,934
This is so dumb,
talking to no one out loud.

551
00:26:01,019 --> 00:26:02,312
[sighs]

552
00:26:04,565 --> 00:26:05,649
Bring it on.

553
00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:06,984
[inhales deeply]

554
00:26:06,984 --> 00:26:08,902
[Liz] <i>What do you mean
you don't want to do it anymore?</i>

555
00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:11,989
Why? Is it 'cause
you're a giant fucking baby?

556
00:26:11,989 --> 00:26:17,327
Oh, maybe it's my fault 'cause I let you
use Derek's fancy toilet that one time.

557
00:26:17,327 --> 00:26:20,664
You probably think we shit money
but we don't.

558
00:26:20,664 --> 00:26:23,500
In fact, I don't do number two
at all anymore.

559
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,002
I stopped it with willpower.

560
00:26:25,002 --> 00:26:29,590
Something that you know nothing about,
you giant chickenshit!

561
00:26:32,217 --> 00:26:33,218
[laughs]

562
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:40,225
What do you mean
you don't want to do it anymore? Why?

563
00:26:41,185 --> 00:26:45,564
Y-You know what?
Actually, it's okay. Let's just cancel.

564
00:26:45,564 --> 00:26:47,107
Really?

565
00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:51,737
I found out that he, uh, calls
his blog Bite in Shining Armor,

566
00:26:51,737 --> 00:26:53,780
- so I'm pretty sure I already hate him.
- [chuckles]

567
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:55,699
Thank you, Liz. I appreciate it.

568
00:26:55,699 --> 00:26:57,034
Anything for you.

569
00:26:57,784 --> 00:27:01,914
I love this truck
and it really means so much to me.

570
00:27:02,581 --> 00:27:05,125
Oh. Um...

571
00:27:05,959 --> 00:27:07,794
I have... I have this for you.

572
00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:11,548
A rock. Holy shit.

573
00:27:11,548 --> 00:27:13,300
It's one of my favorites.

574
00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:14,468
[Sean exhales deeply]

575
00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:16,053
You okay?

576
00:27:16,053 --> 00:27:17,054
Yeah.

577
00:27:17,721 --> 00:27:18,764
You're not talking.

578
00:27:18,764 --> 00:27:20,849
[sniffles, crying] I'm happy.

579
00:27:25,062 --> 00:27:26,063
Thank you, Liz.

580
00:27:27,356 --> 00:27:29,858
Okay, now get away from me
for a few minutes.

581
00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:30,943
I'm gonna go in the truck.

582
00:27:30,943 --> 00:27:33,695
Will you do the sign from now on?
It pinches my fingers.

583
00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:36,240
- [chuckles] Yes, ma'am.
- Please.

584
00:27:39,535 --> 00:27:40,536
- Hey.
- [Jimmy] Hey.

585
00:27:40,536 --> 00:27:42,871
I'm going out. Can I get the keys?

586
00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:44,414
Yeah. Yeah.

587
00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,293
Giving my little girl the keys, huh?

588
00:27:48,293 --> 00:27:50,003
I'd love if you could throw me those

589
00:27:50,003 --> 00:27:52,714
without trying to make some
father-daughter moment out of this.

590
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:54,550
- You think you can?
- I know I can't.

591
00:27:54,550 --> 00:27:56,260
- Okay.
- You get to choose though,

592
00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:58,971
between, uh, me taking a video
of you catching the keys

593
00:27:58,971 --> 00:28:01,431
or a tight hug of meaningful length.

594
00:28:01,431 --> 00:28:03,809
- Get your phone out.
- Yes, that's the one I wanted.

595
00:28:03,809 --> 00:28:06,270
I did hug arms
as reverse psychology. Okay.

596
00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:08,981
- Okay.
- I'm gonna set this to music later and--

597
00:28:08,981 --> 00:28:10,399
- We're going now? Okay.
- Yeah.

598
00:28:10,399 --> 00:28:11,859
- [phone beeps]
- [whispers] Action.

599
00:28:12,442 --> 00:28:14,736
- What do you want me to do?
- Ask for the keys again.

600
00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:16,154
Oh. Right, right. Um.

601
00:28:16,154 --> 00:28:18,240
Hey, Dad, can I have the keys, please?

602
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,951
Sure. Here you go, kiddo.

603
00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:24,454
[softly] Yes!

604
00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:26,123
And cut.

605
00:28:26,123 --> 00:28:27,958
- That was in slow motion...
- Oh. Okay.

606
00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:29,084
...so it's gonna be pretty cool.

607
00:28:29,084 --> 00:28:30,169
I'm gonna go.

608
00:28:30,669 --> 00:28:35,048
Hey, can you do me a favor?
Just be so careful out there.

609
00:28:36,049 --> 00:28:37,885
- You got it, pimp.
- [chuckles]

610
00:28:37,885 --> 00:28:39,344
- What up, Alice?
- Hey.

611
00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:42,639
- Yo.
- Hey, man. How you doing?

612
00:28:44,141 --> 00:28:45,809
Pain sets me free.

613
00:28:46,685 --> 00:28:48,979
- So, good?
- Real good, Jimmy.

614
00:28:54,026 --> 00:28:56,069
[sighs] Fuck.

615
00:28:58,155 --> 00:29:01,658
Hey. I'm calling to tell you
that Sean seems to be doing great.

616
00:29:01,658 --> 00:29:04,620
So, uh, yeah. You were... you were right.

617
00:29:05,204 --> 00:29:09,917
Of course I'm right.
I'm always right. That's what I do.

618
00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:12,461
Well, maybe... Maybe someday
when I'm right about something,

619
00:29:12,461 --> 00:29:13,795
you could give me a little credit, huh?

620
00:29:14,755 --> 00:29:16,548
Dare to dream, Jimbo.

621
00:29:16,548 --> 00:29:18,008
Good night, Paul.

622
00:29:21,470 --> 00:29:22,763
Hey, Ray.

623
00:29:23,263 --> 00:29:24,515
Hey, there he is.

624
00:29:25,015 --> 00:29:26,934
Give me an IPA, will you?

625
00:29:28,977 --> 00:29:30,187
[both exhale deeply]

626
00:29:31,897 --> 00:29:34,233
So, where were you born?

627
00:29:36,610 --> 00:29:38,445
You know everything about me.
I gotta catch up.

628
00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:41,031
[chuckles] Darien, Connecticut.

629
00:29:41,031 --> 00:29:43,367
Um. How many kids do you have?

630
00:29:48,455 --> 00:29:49,581
[knocks on door]

631
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:55,921
What are you doing here?

632
00:29:55,921 --> 00:30:00,384
Listen, I-I respect your boundaries.
Doesn't mean I can't be a friend.

633
00:30:02,427 --> 00:30:05,430
Look, we both know how it goes
with your sister. It always blows over.

634
00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:08,058
But until then, yeah,
I made you a little care package.

635
00:30:08,058 --> 00:30:10,435
Some of your favorite things.
There's a bath bomb,

636
00:30:10,435 --> 00:30:11,728
there's some good tequila,

637
00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:14,231
and there's those grapes you love
that taste like cotton candy.

638
00:30:14,231 --> 00:30:15,774
Oh. How do they do it?

639
00:30:15,774 --> 00:30:18,610
It's like grapes and the cotton candy
and then it's like what?

640
00:30:18,610 --> 00:30:21,113
- It's a Christmas miracle.
- It really is. [sighs]

641
00:30:21,113 --> 00:30:22,489
It's gonna be okay.

642
00:30:22,489 --> 00:30:23,490
Thank you.

643
00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:30,914
- [inhales deeply]
- Hmm.

644
00:30:38,255 --> 00:30:39,256
Hey, fuck you.

645
00:30:39,256 --> 00:30:40,883
- Fuck me?
- Yeah.

646
00:30:40,883 --> 00:30:43,010
I didn't even move.
You leaned in to kiss me.

647
00:30:43,010 --> 00:30:44,344
Yeah, but you were gonna let me kiss you.

648
00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:46,471
You know, I don't even know
what's happening right now.

649
00:30:46,471 --> 00:30:49,266
I just came over here
with a bag of treats.

650
00:30:49,892 --> 00:30:51,560
- No other intentions, so...
- [imitating baby] You did?

651
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,937
You came over with a bag of tweets
and no other intentions?

652
00:30:53,937 --> 00:30:54,980
[normal] Show me your underwear.

653
00:30:54,980 --> 00:30:56,064
- Excuse me?
- Show me.

654
00:30:56,064 --> 00:31:00,319
You heard me. You wearing the red stuff?
Hmm? The sex boxers I like?

655
00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:03,071
Show me your fucking underwear.

656
00:31:03,071 --> 00:31:08,202
I am not going
to show you my undergarment.

657
00:31:08,202 --> 00:31:11,079
Well, why not? Hmm?
You have something to hide?

658
00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:13,081
- Show me your undergarment.
- You know what?

659
00:31:13,081 --> 00:31:14,875
- This is getting weird.
- Show me your undergarment.

660
00:31:14,875 --> 00:31:16,418
Gaby, this is getting weird.
I'm gonna leave.

661
00:31:16,418 --> 00:31:18,003
- No, you made it weird.
- I'm gonna leave.

662
00:31:18,003 --> 00:31:19,546
- Actually, you made it weird.
- Hey, no.

663
00:31:19,546 --> 00:31:20,923
- Let me see your underwear.
- No. Hey. No.

664
00:31:20,923 --> 00:31:23,759
- I do not consent. No.
- Show me your underwear. Let me see.

665
00:31:23,759 --> 00:31:26,303
- [exclaims] Let me see it!
- [grunts] How are you so fucking strong?

666
00:31:26,303 --> 00:31:27,596
[screams]

667
00:31:27,596 --> 00:31:30,098
- [grunting, screaming]
- Show me! Show me!

668
00:31:30,098 --> 00:31:32,643
- Show me your underwear.
- Release me. Stop saying it.

669
00:31:32,643 --> 00:31:35,479
- Stop saying it! No! I will not!
- Show me your underwear!

670
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,234
[breathes heavily]

671
00:31:41,193 --> 00:31:42,194
Yeah.

672
00:31:42,194 --> 00:31:43,278
Fine.

673
00:31:43,946 --> 00:31:46,156
But you're the one who made a move on me.

674
00:31:46,156 --> 00:31:47,282
I didn't do anything wrong.

675
00:31:47,282 --> 00:31:49,826
[panting] Yeah, you did because you knew.

676
00:31:49,826 --> 00:31:53,580
- I knew what?
- Really? You gonna make me say it? Huh?

677
00:31:54,248 --> 00:32:00,045
Jimmy. [panting]
You knew I caught feelings, all right?

678
00:32:00,546 --> 00:32:05,050
But you're so fucking selfish,
you just kept fucking me anyway, right?

679
00:32:05,634 --> 00:32:08,470
[sniffles] Yeah? Huh? Just admit it.

680
00:32:10,264 --> 00:32:11,431
[softly] Yeah.

681
00:32:12,015 --> 00:32:13,392
Get the fuck out of my house.

682
00:32:13,392 --> 00:32:15,018
- Don't do this.
- Get the fuck out.

683
00:32:15,018 --> 00:32:16,103
[Jimmy] Okay.

684
00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:17,604
Go.

685
00:32:24,444 --> 00:32:25,445
I'm really sorry.

686
00:32:25,445 --> 00:32:26,822
Fuck you, man.

687
00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:39,543
["Cope" playing]

688
00:32:57,603 --> 00:32:59,271
[music continues]

