1 00:00:13,472 --> 00:00:15,389 Bri, can you hand me that packing tape? 2 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:17,850 Oh, I'm sorry to interrupt while you're standing there looking mad. 3 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,977 - Hey, I'll grab y'all some waters. - [Brian] Aw. 4 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:22,021 - Aw, thanks, Mom. - And isn't my baby girl sweet 5 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,773 for having me move in with her? 6 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:26,234 - I am a benevolent queen. - [kisses, chuckling] 7 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:28,819 - She takes after her mama! - That's right. 8 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:29,779 [chuckles] 9 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,531 Can't believe you tricked me into coming here. 10 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,533 Bri, you look so pretty. You're glowing. 11 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:34,700 Of course I'm glowing. 12 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:37,787 I put on my glowy sunscreen because you said we were going to the beach. 13 00:00:37,788 --> 00:00:40,039 Okay, well, we're in Long Beach, that counts. 14 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,500 You know having my mom move in with me is really hard, all right? 15 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:44,085 - I need some support from my broskies. - I know. 16 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:46,128 [sighs] I know you're stressed out, but look at it this way, 17 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,214 at least you'll finally get good at having sex quietly. 18 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:49,632 - [chuckles] - I don't know how to take that. 19 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:51,467 - [Phyllis] Here ya go. - [Brian] Mrs. Evans, 20 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,636 - you're a churchgoing woman, right? - Yes. 21 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:55,429 If I tell you I'm a homosexual, 22 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:57,306 - may I be excused? - Huh? 23 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,433 - Nice try, bitch. - [exclaims] Language. 24 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:01,477 [gasps] Gabitha! I'm shocked. 25 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,688 And, baby, you gonna be in charge of my clothes. 26 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:05,356 - [both] Oh. - [Phyllis] All right. 27 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:07,066 Kind of a stereotype. 28 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,944 - Son of a bitch. - [chuckles] 29 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,322 What's with the shaky leg? 30 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,575 Or are you mocking me? 31 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:17,911 I'm just trying to get the courage to say something. [sighs] 32 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:19,787 Sounds juicy. 33 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:23,458 Well, let me know when you're ready to stop being a chickenshit. 34 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:25,835 [sighs] Okay. 35 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:30,131 [sighs] You once said that I could either let my grief drown me, 36 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:31,591 or I could come out the other side. 37 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:32,759 Yeah. 38 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:36,430 And I'm not fully out yet, but I can see the light. 39 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,141 I think I'm done with therapy. [chuckles] 40 00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:41,809 And I know what you're gonna say. 41 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:44,312 [imitating Paul] "No one is ever done with therapy." 42 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:47,023 [normal] Because, yes, you sound like Batman. 43 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:50,569 I do that on purpose. It's called gravitas. 44 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:56,366 I'm just thinking it's time for me to start doing this on my own, 45 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,410 at least for a little while. 46 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,080 Are you mad? 47 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:05,125 No. [sighs] 48 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:09,837 In fact, I'm... [stammers] ...I'm deeply proud. [sighs] 49 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:13,717 And if you ever feel you need me, I'll be here for you. 50 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,260 I know. 51 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:18,679 And, Paul... 52 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,182 You're welcome. 53 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,518 [chuckles] 54 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:27,731 [inhales deeply] 55 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:32,318 What, you thought you were gonna get away with not paying for your last session? 56 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:33,654 Please. 57 00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:35,322 [phone chimes] 58 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:39,076 - [grunts] The good stuff. - Mm-hmm. 59 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:42,412 Shit. [sighs] 60 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:44,122 [chuckles] Who died? 61 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:48,960 You don't get to make jokes like that around people of my age. 62 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:50,546 [chuckles] 63 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:54,800 [stammers] 64 00:02:58,637 --> 00:02:59,638 [chuckles] 65 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:05,185 I'll never forget so many things about my husband. 66 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:11,065 And when Elliot loved you... 67 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:15,612 [sighs] ...you just never had to doubt it, even for a second. [chuckles] 68 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:17,989 And that's... 69 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:20,157 [inhales shakily] ...that's how I'll remember him. [sighs] 70 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:22,410 Thank you all for coming. [chuckles] 71 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:25,038 At least you two don't have to sneak around anymore. 72 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:28,374 - I was trying to lighten the mood. - [sighs] 73 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:31,961 When you're gonna do that at a funeral, it should be funny. 74 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:34,381 I thought that was pretty solid material, Paul. 75 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,550 Thank you for coming with me. 76 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:38,676 Oh, of course. 77 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:41,762 I wouldn't miss your, uh, boss's girlfriend's husband's funeral. 78 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,556 Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. 79 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,851 Can you believe how hot Julie looks in black? 80 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:49,061 - I want that white lady bad. - [chuckles] I'd watch that. 81 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,813 - Hey. - Jesus Christ. 82 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:53,191 At least those two don't have to sneak around anymore, right? 83 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:54,317 [both chuckling] 84 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:55,276 See that, Paul? 85 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:57,154 Paul. Funny. 86 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,698 - What's funny? [stammers] - I don't know. 87 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:03,618 [inhales deeply] Okay. [sighs] 88 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:05,995 Hope it's not weird, you know, us... us hanging out, 89 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:09,165 since I was the last guy who she was with. 90 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,502 - Oh, no. No, it doesn't bother me. - [breathes deeply] 91 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:13,212 It's okay if it does. 92 00:04:14,046 --> 00:04:15,379 It doesn't, but thanks. 93 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:16,379 - Cool. - Cool. 94 00:04:16,380 --> 00:04:18,090 - Cool, cool, cool. [chuckles] - Cool, c-cool, cool. 95 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,258 Really? 96 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,761 This is making me sad. 97 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:22,220 I get it. 98 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:25,431 - Hey, thanks for coming. You too, Brian. - Course. 99 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,558 Don't thank him. He skipped the service. 100 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:29,018 - He just came for the food. - [Julie] Ah. 101 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:30,895 - Jealous? - Yes. 102 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:33,856 Also, I wanna let you know since the house is already sold, 103 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:35,566 you can go ahead and put those funds into a trust 104 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,318 - for Elliot's daughter and grandkids. - Thank you. 105 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:38,945 I-I know that's what he would've wanted. 106 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,905 Whoa, you sold the house? Where are you gonna live now? 107 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:42,740 She's gonna crash with me for a couple days... 108 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:45,451 - [Julie sighs] - ...un... until she figures something out. 109 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,662 - Well, thanks again, pal. - [chuckles] 110 00:04:47,663 --> 00:04:49,288 - Yeah. - [Julie] All right. [sighs] 111 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,623 - Whoa. - Wow. 112 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,041 She's gonna crash with you 113 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:53,459 - for a few days? - A few days? 114 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,128 - That's some cold-ass shit, Paul. - I am shaken to my core. 115 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,881 - That was, like, so disturbing. - Haunting. 116 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:01,092 What we're doing right now is working. 117 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:04,762 Don't forget I haven't lived with another human being for 30... 118 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:07,139 What are you doing? ...thirty years. What is that? 119 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,851 It's a big flapping pussy 'cause that's what you're being right now. 120 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:11,894 Flap, flap, flap, flappity, flap, flap, Paul. 121 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:13,229 That's also haunting. 122 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:16,023 - Oh, I bet. Check this out. - Don't... Don't bring it over to me. 123 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,525 - I don't want that. I don't want... - Hey. Hey. 124 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:18,442 We're at a funeral. 125 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:21,989 ["Frightening Fishes" by Benjamin Gibbard playing] 126 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:58,441 {\an8}When Alice turns 18, you will be an adult who has an adult. 127 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:00,109 {\an8}How is this blowing your mind? 128 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,862 {\an8}Your dad has an adult. 129 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:04,363 {\an8}Holy shit. 130 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,574 {\an8}You guys talking about my birthday? What are you getting me? 131 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,285 {\an8}I'm baking you a cake. 132 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,077 {\an8}Would you like chocolate or yellow? 133 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:12,288 {\an8}Surprise me, but yellow. 134 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:13,331 {\an8}[chuckles] 135 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:14,540 {\an8}I know what you should get me. 136 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,334 {\an8}- [groans] - Come on, Dad. It's just a car. 137 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:19,212 {\an8}"Just a car." I love white family dynamics. 138 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:22,006 {\an8}Look, I'm sorry, kid. My insurance would go through the roof. 139 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:23,424 {\an8}Okay. 140 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:24,718 {\an8}Well, it was worth a shot. 141 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:28,387 {\an8}- Would you give it one more think? - Nope. 142 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,472 {\an8}What if I paid for gas? 143 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:30,432 {\an8}With what? 144 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,018 {\an8}- It's egregious to me, honestly. - No, it's horrible. 145 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,353 {\an8}Get Alice a fucking car. 146 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:36,771 {\an8}I know how much you make, cheapo. 147 00:06:36,772 --> 00:06:38,022 {\an8}You're a narc, Sean! 148 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,066 {\an8}[Sean] I'm fine with it. 149 00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:42,610 {\an8}All right, fembots, disengage. 150 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:43,903 {\an8}I'm getting Alice a car. 151 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,738 {\an8}I just told her no so I could surprise her. 152 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:48,241 {\an8}[sucks teeth] Aw, that's sweet. Okay, I like you again. 153 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:49,951 {\an8}- I haven't decided yet. - [Gaby] Mmm. 154 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:52,286 {\an8}Her last birthday sucked. That's on me. 155 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:54,330 {\an8}Yeah, when you knocked on my door, drunk, 156 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:56,666 {\an8}asking if you could borrow a birthday cake? 157 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:59,085 {\an8}- I remember what I did, Liz. - Do you? 158 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,212 {\an8}Well, not all of it. 159 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,755 {\an8}It's probably healthy for me to have some secrets from myself. 160 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,174 {\an8}Look, she's always been obsessed with the yellow MINI Cooper 161 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:08,094 {\an8}her mom had in college, so I'm looking for one of those. 162 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,804 {\an8}I'm back on your team. 163 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:10,721 {\an8}But when's the party? 164 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,306 {\an8}She has her own plans, Liz. 165 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:15,101 {\an8}She doesn't wanna celebrate her 18th birthday with her dad and his friends. 166 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,687 {\an8}- Who cares what she wants? She owes us. - That shit is... 167 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:19,939 {\an8}- It is not for her. It's for us. - No. We're getting one. 168 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,023 {\an8}- We're getting one. - Okay. 169 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:23,442 {\an8}- [Gaby] We getting one for damn sure. - Yeah. For damn sure. 170 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,820 {\an8}For damn sure. 171 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:26,779 {\an8}Okay. 172 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,490 {\an8}- We gotta plan this party. - All right. 173 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:31,868 - Derek. Derek coming through. - Derek! 174 00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:33,870 - Hey, Jorge. - Hey. Yeah, what can I get ya? 175 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:35,621 - Uh, sorry. [stammers] I'm Derek. - [stammers] 176 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,123 - I'll have the usual. - All right. 177 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,876 I'm just trying to decide if I want one or two. 178 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:42,503 Oh, get two, babe. You're my big, hungry guy. 179 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:43,421 - Really? - Yeah. 180 00:07:43,422 --> 00:07:44,463 You heard the lady. 181 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,382 Relax, I'll go bring it to you. 182 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:50,303 - Okay. - [drumming on counter] 183 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:51,805 - Thank you. - [inhales sharply] 184 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,682 Hey, what the hell was that? 185 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,309 Not looking for input. 186 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:58,603 Hello. Not sure why he just got to cut the line. 187 00:07:58,604 --> 00:08:01,689 Ah, excuse me, chunky necklace. 188 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:03,649 - Nobody asked you. - [gasps] 189 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:06,360 But thank you so much for policing the line. 190 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:09,113 You're doing such a great job. 191 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:11,158 Really. Really. A-plus. 192 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,409 - Wow. - [chuckles] 193 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:14,995 Whatever you want is on me. 194 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,372 All right, young lady. Let's get down to business. 195 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:20,333 Obviously, your upcoming birthday means a lot 196 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:22,001 - to both Liz and I-- - Liz and me. 197 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,794 We said we were gonna be on the same page today. 198 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,129 - Just say it properly. - All right. 199 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:28,049 Obviously, your upcoming birthday means a lot to Liz and me. 200 00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:29,175 - Thank you. - [Gaby chuckles] 201 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:33,053 Uh, we just wanna start by saying that we love you. 202 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:35,139 - We're coming with an aggressive offer. - Yes we are. 203 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:40,353 Full sit-down dinner, cake and presents after, cocktail attire, 204 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:41,355 7:00 to 10:30. 205 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:45,858 I'm gonna counter with standing in the kitchen eating cake 206 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,026 in sweats, 207 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,653 no presents being opened, 208 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:50,154 - 4:30 to 4:35. - [Gaby] Hmm. 209 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:51,197 Well, that's bullshit. 210 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,448 - You calm down. - That's fucking bullshit. 211 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:54,492 I know it's bullshit. She playing right now. 212 00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:55,701 We anticipated this. 213 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,036 I'm gonna hit you with a counteroffer. 214 00:08:57,037 --> 00:09:01,123 One hour cake, smart casual, and you open Liz and my presents only. 215 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:02,458 Mention the pregaming. 216 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,502 We also want 20 minutes with you while you're getting ready. 217 00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:07,463 You try on an outfit of our choosing while we give you advice on being a woman. 218 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:11,884 And you ask us to go out with you and your friends after, 219 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,136 but you have to act like you mean it 220 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:16,889 and be really disappointed when we politely decline. 221 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,600 Okay. [sighs] 222 00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:22,353 Brief pregame, 45-minute party and we have a deal. 223 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:24,564 - What do you think? - I don't like it. 224 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:26,232 I don't like it either, but this is what we got. 225 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,525 - We're gonna make the deal. - Okay. 226 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:29,193 - We're gonna take your dumb-ass deal... - Yeah? 227 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:30,361 - ...but we're not happy about it. Yes. - No. 228 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:31,737 Okay, deal. 229 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,239 - Come on. - Deal. 230 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,449 All right, if I'm gonna party with the old people, I'm inviting Paul. 231 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:36,784 - Ugh. What? Ew. - [Liz] Yeah, but... What? 232 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,369 No, he's gonna harsh my buzz. 233 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:41,205 - Oh, stop, he's gonna be excited. - [chuckles] 234 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:42,457 - [phone chimes] - [sighs] 235 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,880 [sighs] Fuck. 236 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:52,342 [Paul] Can't wait. [sighs] 237 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:56,471 [clicks tongue] 238 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:58,848 Thanks for coming with me. 239 00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:00,641 - I'm a terrible negotiator. [sighs] - [Derek] Yep. [sighs] 240 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,186 I'm very good at it. 241 00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:04,729 Hey, Jimmy? 242 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,397 - Jimmy. Yeah. - Sofi. 243 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:07,899 - Hi, nice to meet you. - Hi. 244 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,484 Yeah, you too. Uh, feel free to take a look. 245 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:11,737 Okay. [sighs] 246 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,866 - What you got in here? A six? Eight? - [Sofi] Um. 247 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,910 Couple of V's? I know nothing about cars. 248 00:10:18,911 --> 00:10:21,913 - Yeah. [chuckling] - Okay... [sighs] ...my time to shine. 249 00:10:21,914 --> 00:10:23,998 They made a surplus of the 2004s. 250 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:26,335 This one's not exactly mint. [chuckles] 251 00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:27,877 What do you want for it? 252 00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:29,420 Well, I'm asking 5,000. 253 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:30,671 Sold. 254 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:34,175 Oh, I-I was just expecting, um, some more back-and-forth. 255 00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:35,259 I was too. 256 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,386 I am gonna go get the paperwork. 257 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,223 Get on it. Hey. 258 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:43,060 What happened there, buddy? 259 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:46,354 No wedding ring, modest house, kid's bike in the yard. 260 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:48,064 You really want me to shake down 261 00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:53,444 some nice, single, and, uh, by the way, very cute mom 262 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:55,489 just for a couple hundred bucks, Jimmy? 263 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:57,156 You spend that on lotion. 264 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,700 [clicking tongue] 265 00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:02,787 [snorts] So, when you said that you were a good negotiator, you meant-- 266 00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:04,581 - Morally good. Yeah. - Right. 267 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,751 D-man out! 268 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:12,338 [sighs] Okay, so I know we focused on my anxiety last week, 269 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,007 but I can't remember if I told you how much I sweat when it gets bad. 270 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:18,344 And I have a job interview today, and I didn't bring a change of clothes. 271 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,222 You wanna get that job, we're gonna have to work on how you enter a room. 272 00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:23,307 - Yes. - Oh, shit. Therapy with the door open? 273 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:26,686 - Girl, you are frazzled. - Oh. [chuckles, whispers] Oh, my God. 274 00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:28,271 [door closes] 275 00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:29,856 Ew, don't smell that. 276 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,524 And why are you still bringing your baby to therapy? 277 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:32,900 We love you. We think you're cute, 278 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,778 but it's harder to do the work when you're here. Yes, it is. 279 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:37,655 Normally I pay my aunt to watch him, 280 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:40,575 but she can't because she got drunk and fell off her Peloton. 281 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:44,036 And now her flank is, like, so inflamed, so you can't really blame her. 282 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,413 You absolutely can blame her. 283 00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:47,123 What the hell are you gonna do now with your interview? 284 00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:49,876 Oh, how I wish I knew someone 285 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,420 who didn't have a patient from 12:00 to 1:00. 286 00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:55,006 Never in a million, billion years. No. 287 00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:57,884 I don't get why so many white women adopt Black babies. This guy's fine. 288 00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,886 - Let me get a hit of that shit. - Mmm. [grunts] 289 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,345 - Hi, baby boy. - Yeah. 290 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,514 - Oh, and you're so comfortable with him. - Hi. 291 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,808 You think that eventually, I'll be that comfortable? 292 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,059 - [chuckling] - No. 293 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,186 Hey. 294 00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:10,229 - Hi. Meet your son. - [chuckles] 295 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,356 Uh, not buying it. 296 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:14,066 But if it's Jimmy's, tell him it doesn't bother me. 297 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,319 - [chuckles] - [Derrick chuckles] 298 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,446 [sighs] What is that? Is that a baby? 299 00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:19,822 [scoffs] Obviously. 300 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,532 - [chuckles] - What are all you people doing here? 301 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,075 Yeah, I just came here to take Gaby to lunch. 302 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,369 And you called me and asked me to come here. 303 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,287 Be older. 304 00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:30,541 [imitates baby] Are you really gonna be this mad when I'm this cute? 305 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:33,794 Get out of my office, you little bald fuck. 306 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,588 - [Gaby gasps] Jesus. - He's the worst. 307 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,840 You, give me a minute. 308 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:40,761 [both] Ooh. 309 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,095 What do you think they're talking about? 310 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,138 I don't know. 311 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:45,265 [Derrick sighs] 312 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:47,935 I'm very fond of Gaby. 313 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,604 What are your intentions? 314 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:54,148 Uh... [chuckles] ...what, are we in an old movie or something? 315 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,691 - [stammers] - [Paul] I'm serious. 316 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:59,445 Are you a good guy, or are you a bad guy? 317 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,616 - Uh, I-I think I'm a... a good guy. - [sighs] 318 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,492 You know, I love my family. 319 00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:06,410 I pay taxes. 320 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:11,040 I recycle, like, even the batteries, which are, like, a bitch to get rid of. 321 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,751 You know what I'm saying? [chuckles] 322 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,548 Are you frozen? What... What's happening? 323 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:25,930 Okay, all jokes aside, I think Gaby is incredible and I feel like... 324 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:29,059 [inhales deeply] ...I've been waiting to meet her for a really long time. 325 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,644 - That's the answer I was looking for. - Oh, okay. 326 00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,312 You can go back inside now. 327 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,313 All right. 328 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,648 Well, it was nice to meet... 329 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,317 well, meet and be threatened by you. 330 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:40,820 Gaby, lunch? 331 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,196 Uh, sorry, I can't. 332 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,823 I gotta watch my patient's baby, you know? 333 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,241 Classic Gaby. 334 00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,952 [Liz] Um, Paul. You were quite rude. 335 00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,580 I think you need to apologize to the baby. 336 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,623 My bad. 337 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:56,335 Okay, I, uh, finally found the spare key, 338 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,462 but I can't get this other one off the ring. 339 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,673 It might be a house key, so I'm just gonna have to trust you 340 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:04,302 not to come back, peel off my skin, and wear it as a coat. 341 00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:06,012 - I will not. - [chuckles] 342 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:08,931 I can't speak for my daughter, though. This is her... her big birthday gift 343 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,850 and she hungers for blood, so... 344 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:13,352 An old, yellow MINI Cooper. 345 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,938 [chuckles] You and your wife must hate her. 346 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:19,442 [sighing] I'm gonna say something now that's gonna make you feel bad and... 347 00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:22,820 and act weird so, I'm gonna ask you to try really hard not to. 348 00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,113 - [sighs] - [chuckles] 349 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:25,907 My wife is dead. 350 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,284 Of course she is. 351 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,370 Cool. I mean not cool. 352 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,872 - My ex-husband is dead. - Really? 353 00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:35,124 To me. [clicks tongue] That was bad. 354 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,627 I do that joke a lot, but I say it in a funnier way. 355 00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:40,671 I go, um... [clicks tongue] ..."He's dead to me." 356 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:44,009 - No, that's the same thing. [chuckles] - That's the same thing. Yeah. [chuckles] 357 00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,678 - Well, I'm sorry it ended so badly... - [chuckles] 358 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,388 ...but at least you got that awesome joke out of it. 359 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,058 - You should go on the road with that. - [chuckles] It usually works pretty well. 360 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,601 - Does it? Yeah. - Yeah, not now, but it does. 361 00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:54,519 - Hmm. - Cool. 362 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,646 [chuckles] What happened? 363 00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:58,105 You know that thing where you're like, 364 00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:01,860 "I-I'm... I'm so lucky that my best friend and my husband get along"? 365 00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:03,653 - [exhales sharply] - Yeah. 366 00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:06,822 [groans] Now I drop my kid off at her house every other weekend. 367 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:07,823 [groans] 368 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,492 I helped hang that bitch's wallpaper. 369 00:15:09,493 --> 00:15:11,744 - There's not a single bubble in it. - [chuckles] 370 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,038 - That's rough. - [chuckles] 371 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,499 What is the most embarrassing thing you realized 372 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,544 you didn't know how to do without your wife? 373 00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:22,673 Sorry, I'm not used to people en... engaging. 374 00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:25,258 Usually, everybody just runs from this topic. 375 00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:28,177 - Well, not me. I double down, so... - I see that. 376 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,304 - I didn't know how to pay my mortgage. - Oh. 377 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,472 - Yeah. - That's a big one. 378 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,850 Yeah. I-I thought that if I waited long enough, 379 00:15:33,851 --> 00:15:36,937 they would be cool and come find me, which they did. 380 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,649 - They were not cool. [chuckles] - [chuckles] 381 00:15:41,859 --> 00:15:43,318 Uh, what was your wife's name? 382 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,529 - Tia. - That's a really nice name. 383 00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,156 It's a really nice name. 384 00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:53,829 Okay, this is gonna sound crazy, um, but do you ever think 385 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:58,082 that your wife dying might be better than what happened to me? 386 00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,000 - Well-- - No. 387 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,793 - No? - [chuckles] No. Li... [stammers] 388 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:03,254 - Okay, I can say this. I can say this. - It's... Okay. Mm-hmm. 389 00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:06,424 I feel like you and I can both be sad without this being a competition. 390 00:16:06,425 --> 00:16:07,758 - Hear me out, okay? - Okay. 391 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:08,968 - All right. - All right? 392 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:12,722 Any good memory that I have of my husband is tainted. 393 00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:13,890 Okay? [stammers] They're gone. 394 00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:17,185 But I bet you have, like, a million amazing memories of your wife 395 00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:19,563 and you get to keep them forever. 396 00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,732 - Yeah. Yeah. I do. - Yeah. 397 00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:25,026 - Yeah, I win. I'm the winner. - Fuck, 398 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,485 - you won. - Yes. 399 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,697 - Yeah, I have so much anger, okay? - [chuckling] 400 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:33,242 I'm... I feel like I'm... like I'm stuck. 401 00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:36,287 You know, it's probably gonna be easier for you to move on eventually. 402 00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:38,707 You don't seem like you have that much anger. 403 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,541 - No? - No. 404 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,794 You seem like you have the right amount of anger. 405 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:48,050 [clicks tongue] Sometimes for me, um, moving on feels im-impossible. 406 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,928 Well, don't say impossible. 407 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,264 [chuckles] 408 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:56,849 - I'm gonna go now... - Okay. 409 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,309 ...because I have a therapy session. 410 00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,811 Oh. Well, thank God. Yeah. 411 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,856 Keep-Keep doing the-the good work, right? 412 00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:04,941 I'm the therapist. 413 00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:06,275 - But, "thank God"? - Yeah. 414 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:10,239 I meant, "Thank, uh... Thank God, they have you to do that work." 415 00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:12,199 Hey, um... 416 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,243 It was really nice meeting you. 417 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,413 [sighing] You too. 418 00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:25,252 This is why you called me here? 419 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,630 Who at the funeral even told you about Bitcoin? 420 00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:28,965 Break it up, you two. 421 00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:30,508 What did you mean by "classic Gaby"? 422 00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:32,510 - Here, watch him. - Oh, oh, oh. Wh-Wh-What if... 423 00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:33,594 What if he gets hungry? 424 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,888 - What? You got nipples. Whip a titty out. - Oh. 425 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,640 [Gaby] You, say what you mean, all right? 426 00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,684 You wanna mix it up, Paul? Let's mix it up. Let's go. 427 00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:40,810 Okay, let's mix it up. 428 00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:41,978 - Great. - All right. 429 00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:46,566 It is classic Gaby to allow yourself to be manipulated 430 00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:49,360 into taking care of someone else's problem. 431 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:52,697 So, helping somebody else out for an hour means that I'm a mess? Hmm? 432 00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:55,241 You need to eat more fiber, Paul, 'cause that's some weak shit. 433 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:58,703 You keep using every excuse 434 00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:03,040 to put everyone else's needs before your own. 435 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,169 You used that baby to skip lunch 436 00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:08,921 with one of the most attractive men I have ever seen. 437 00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:12,383 And I'm saying this as a very attractive man. 438 00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:15,678 This is exactly what you're doing with your mom. 439 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:18,055 You and I both know you do not want 440 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:20,516 - your mother to live with you. - Dude. 441 00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:23,436 Guys, I'm trying to get him down for a nap. Could you just shush? 442 00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:25,229 Oh, I just shushed someone. That's a milestone. 443 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:29,400 You are never going to be happy until you change this pattern. 444 00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:33,112 You wanna talk about changing patterns, huh, Mr. "Fortress of Solitude"? 445 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,531 Mr., uh, "You Can Crash At My Place"? 446 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:38,284 Mr. "I Love You So Much And I Wanna Be Around You All The Time 447 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,578 But Not If It Means That You Have To Keep All Your Stuff At My House"? 448 00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:43,039 That last one was unnecessarily long. 449 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,832 Yeah, I know. I felt it when I did it. 450 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,876 At least I'm trying to change. 451 00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:50,213 I made a friend this year, and, last month, we went out for a pastry. 452 00:18:50,214 --> 00:18:54,634 And just recently, I hosted a small group of people in the office kitchen. 453 00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:56,928 That was 30 seconds ago, and you just kicked everybody out. 454 00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:58,513 You're saying this is classic Gaby? 455 00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:00,640 Well, this is classic Paul. [stammers] 456 00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:03,601 You are so set in your ways, you're too scared to sack up. 457 00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:06,562 - Scared to sack up? - Yeah. Yeah. Gotta sack up, Paul. 458 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,981 Why is he crying? 459 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,441 Christ's sake. 460 00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:12,944 - [crying] He's so beautiful. - [Paul sighs] 461 00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:14,403 - Oh, no. - Looked me in the eye. 462 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:15,988 Yeah. So, it's just the eye contact, huh? 463 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,156 - It's the eye... [cries] - Okay. 464 00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,116 Let me get this baby, 'cause this is a lot. 465 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,035 - I'm sorry. - All right. 466 00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:22,870 - [partygoers exclaim] - What y'all think? 467 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,664 - It's incredible. - That's amazing. 468 00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:28,334 - Can we move this shit along? - Holy shit. It's a party, Paul. 469 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,378 Why are you so cranky all the time? 470 00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:32,463 - Who hurt you? - My father. 471 00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,216 Oh, right. Yes. No, I knew that. 472 00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:36,717 Did you remember the giant bow for the car? 473 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:37,885 You asked me to do one thing. 474 00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,178 - I'm insulted. - You forgot. 475 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,137 Almost immediately. 476 00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:42,515 Hey. Hey, how was the, uh... how was the pregame? 477 00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:46,185 Secrets were told, tears were shed, and, uh, piercings were shown. So... 478 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,728 - [Liz] Mm-hmm. - Yeah, jaws were dropped. 479 00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:48,813 - [chuckles] - Ooh, I almost forgot. 480 00:19:48,814 --> 00:19:50,857 My friends are taking me out after this. 481 00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:52,066 Do you two wanna join? 482 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,569 - Yes. - Mm-mmm. 483 00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:58,406 No. I c... I can't. But thank you so much for asking. 484 00:19:58,407 --> 00:19:59,991 Mm-hmm. Have a seat. 485 00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:01,117 - Here. - Aw. 486 00:20:01,118 --> 00:20:02,785 Yeah... [stammers] ...there's a receipt inside, 487 00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:03,995 in case you don't like it. 488 00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:06,455 Which you won't, because I don't know you and I don't know what you like. 489 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:07,456 That's so nice. 490 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,125 Whatever it is, you're gonna love it. 491 00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:11,127 He once gave me a pair of Nikes that were so cool, 492 00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:12,336 I'm still afraid to wear 'em. 493 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:13,671 Hey, take it easy on the gifts. 494 00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:15,715 You know, once she opens a present or lights a candle, 495 00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:17,633 - then the party clock starts. - Don't. 496 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,927 - Paul, please don't do it. Paul. - [Gaby] I think he's gonna light it. 497 00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:20,887 Thanks, Paul. 498 00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,513 I'm not doing it for you. 499 00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:25,308 [chuckles] That's all right. I am unfazed. [sighs] 500 00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:26,934 I'm cool as a cucumber. 501 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,437 - So I will begin. - Yes. Come on. 502 00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:33,316 I just want to say a few words about my amazing daughter, Alice. 503 00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:36,068 A is for "amazing." 504 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,445 [Gaby chuckles] 505 00:20:37,446 --> 00:20:39,113 L is for "lucky to be her dad." 506 00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,531 Backwards. 507 00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:41,782 This is backwards? 508 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,242 - So to you that's a backwards L? - Yep. 509 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,535 - And that's forwards? - [Derrick] Yeah. 510 00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:46,162 - Yeah. - [Liz] Let's keep it moving. 511 00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:47,456 [Gaby] Come on. Don't focus on it. 512 00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:49,999 - Like, from where we are. - [Liz] You got it. 513 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,042 Mm-hmm. 514 00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:54,003 I is for "I should probably stop because I can tell she hates this." 515 00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,713 - [partygoers laughing] - So much. 516 00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:58,966 - C is for "can't" because-- - Still backwards. 517 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,676 I love watching her squirm. 518 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:05,389 And E is for... "[squeals] ...I'm so excited..." 519 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,307 Goddamn it. 520 00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:08,017 - "Excited" was right there. - It was. 521 00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:12,313 I'm so excited for this new stage of your journey as you drive off int-- 522 00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:15,441 - Drive off? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Oh. Oh. Oh. [chuckles] 523 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,736 [partygoers laughing] 524 00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:21,364 - [Derek] Come on. - [Brian] Really good. Really good. 525 00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:22,907 Oh, my God. 526 00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:24,951 It's just like Mom's. 527 00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:26,161 It's not exactly like Mom's. 528 00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:27,995 We didn't make you in this one. 529 00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,080 Dad, you're the best. 530 00:21:29,081 --> 00:21:30,665 I love you so much. 531 00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:33,543 - There is my birthday bitch. - [Jimmy] Oh. Hey, Summer. 532 00:21:33,544 --> 00:21:35,378 - Hi. - [squeals, gasps] You were right. 533 00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:36,672 He got you a car. 534 00:21:37,673 --> 00:21:39,508 Oh, well. At least I acted s-surprised. 535 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,218 - Thank you. - [Dylan] Whoa. 536 00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:43,594 You're gonna have to sit in the back. 537 00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:44,805 - All right. - Yeah. 538 00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:47,098 - [Jimmy] Hey, hey, hey. - [Summer] Hi. 539 00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:49,309 - Seat belts, everybody. Seat belts. - [Summer giggles] 540 00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:51,562 - [engine starts] - [partygoers cheer] 541 00:21:52,813 --> 00:21:55,607 - [screams] Okay, bye. Whoo! - All right, bye. [stammers] Bye. 542 00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:57,192 Bye. 543 00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:00,486 [sighs] She's not coming back, is she? 544 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,571 Maybe not ever. 545 00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:02,697 Why'd you give her the keys? 546 00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:04,615 - We had her for 30 more minutes. - Hey, no. 547 00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:06,117 That's a selfish, grown-ass woman. 548 00:22:06,118 --> 00:22:07,577 - You know we taught her well. - Okay. 549 00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:09,370 You know what? Party's just getting started. 550 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:12,623 We got food, we got music, we can all just hang out together. 551 00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:14,333 No. Woof. See ya. 552 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:15,376 - Oh. - Yeah. 553 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:17,461 - Let's party. - [partygoers cheer] 554 00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,423 - [Gaby] Let's do shots! Come on! - [Derek] Come on, team! 555 00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:24,177 Okay... [sighs] ...I'm gonna go get my favorite beer from the house. [chuckles] 556 00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:26,929 Oh. Baby, do you want me to get it for you? 557 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:28,014 I'm happy to. 558 00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:29,141 No, I'm good. 559 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:34,730 Liz, I can't fucking watch this anymore. 560 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,939 - What? - You with Derek. 561 00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:38,024 It's unsettling. 562 00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:40,026 It's like straights playing kickball. 563 00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:41,569 Eat my ass, Brian. 564 00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:42,987 And hate it 'cause I'm a girl. 565 00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:44,906 Oh, thank God. You're still in there. 566 00:22:44,907 --> 00:22:46,991 This isn't you. 567 00:22:46,992 --> 00:22:48,117 I know. 568 00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:50,954 I am stuck in a shame spiral. 569 00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:54,624 I just... I can't figure out how to stop it. 570 00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:57,753 I want to show you a picture the food truck got tagged in today. 571 00:22:58,462 --> 00:23:02,216 {\an8}"Shrimp Bitch is back!" Oh, am I the Shrimp Bitch? 572 00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:04,550 That is so sweet. 573 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:07,678 [clicks tongue] Aw. All the comments are about how hateful you are. 574 00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:10,515 I know 'cause I'm awesome. 575 00:23:10,516 --> 00:23:12,016 But what does that have to do with Derek and me? 576 00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:13,560 Oh, he misses Shrimp Bitch too. 577 00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:16,646 - He hearted every single comment. - Really? 578 00:23:16,647 --> 00:23:19,398 No, but I think if he knew how to use social media, he would. 579 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,817 Take it from someone who was straight for 20 years. 580 00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:26,532 [inhales heavily] If you don't find a way to start being your true self, 581 00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:30,451 you will never enjoy sex again. 582 00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:32,119 - [exhales deeply] - Seriously, dude? 583 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,371 No, she gets it. 584 00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:35,999 - No, I do. I get it. - [chuckles] 585 00:23:37,084 --> 00:23:39,752 Eat my ass and I'll hate it because you're a girl? 586 00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:41,379 [chuckles] That was funny. 587 00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:42,297 I might like it. 588 00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,008 So, we'll drop your car at my place, 589 00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:48,177 and then we'll walk to birthday under the bridge. 590 00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:49,720 - Perfect. - And I have drinks, 591 00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:51,806 music and weed for the sobers. 592 00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:53,015 Ah, that's awesome. 593 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:54,851 - You're getting a text. - Ooh, read it to me. 594 00:23:54,852 --> 00:23:56,352 It's from Louis. [sighs] 595 00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:59,772 "Sorry this is late. Happy birthday. I'm so glad we got to connect, 596 00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:03,861 but it's probably healthiest for both of us if we don't speak again." 597 00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:06,071 We're making a stop. 598 00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:10,992 It's a great opportunity for me to show you how smart I am. 599 00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:13,077 It's an escape room, man. You're gonna love it. 600 00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:15,580 Uh, I really don't think I am. 601 00:24:15,581 --> 00:24:18,040 - I don't get it. They lock you in a room? - Yeah. 602 00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:19,584 - And you can't get out? - Yeah. 603 00:24:19,585 --> 00:24:21,544 - And you have to do maths problems? - Yeah. 604 00:24:21,545 --> 00:24:22,545 And you enjoy it? 605 00:24:22,546 --> 00:24:23,588 Nah, I hate that shit. 606 00:24:23,589 --> 00:24:26,674 But maybe this time we'll get out and we'll get matching T-shirts. 607 00:24:26,675 --> 00:24:28,634 [Louis] Whoa, you didn't say anything about matching T-shirts. 608 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:31,096 - Oh, well, then I'm definitely in. - It's gonna be great. 609 00:24:32,014 --> 00:24:33,056 Hi. 610 00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:36,101 - Hey, Alice. [sighs] - Can we talk? 611 00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:40,688 I would, but I can't 'cause I gotta work. 612 00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:42,899 [scoffs] No, you don't, man. It's slow. I can close. 613 00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:44,317 Thanks for reading that so perfectly. 614 00:24:44,318 --> 00:24:45,485 Ah, you're welcome. 615 00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:53,493 You have a new friend. 616 00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:55,244 Is he your bestie? 617 00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:57,997 [chuckles] I guess, in that he's my only. 618 00:24:57,998 --> 00:24:59,082 Mmm. 619 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,542 It is nice to start with a clean slate though. 620 00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:03,336 I so get that. 621 00:25:03,337 --> 00:25:04,421 Mm-hmm. 622 00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:06,255 I'm happy for you. 623 00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:07,340 Thank you. 624 00:25:07,341 --> 00:25:09,675 I was worried about you when you didn't text me back, 625 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,344 but you seem good. 626 00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:13,179 Yeah. I'm great. 627 00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:15,932 I mean, look, my life isn't all bubble gum and doughnuts but, 628 00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:17,183 - you know-- - Nobody says that here. 629 00:25:17,184 --> 00:25:19,143 [chuckles] I don't know what Americans say. 630 00:25:19,144 --> 00:25:20,187 Guns and ammo? 631 00:25:22,356 --> 00:25:24,149 Things are definitely getting better. 632 00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:30,780 I used to come here with Sarah every single morning 633 00:25:30,781 --> 00:25:32,114 before she'd go for work. 634 00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:37,453 And we would sit here and guess what all the people did for a living. 635 00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:39,164 And then after everything happened, 636 00:25:40,624 --> 00:25:44,962 I would find myself on this bench for hours, 637 00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:48,632 and every time I'd see a train coming, 638 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,845 it would take all my strength not to just get up and... 639 00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:59,309 Anyway. [clicks tongue] 640 00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:05,148 Why don't you want to talk to me anymore? 641 00:26:05,774 --> 00:26:07,067 It's weird. 642 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,738 I just think it's better this way. 643 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:14,992 I don't believe you. 644 00:26:18,328 --> 00:26:19,997 What did my dad say to you? 645 00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,374 [inhales deeply] 646 00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:24,834 - [Derek] Hey. - [Gaby] Hi. 647 00:26:24,835 --> 00:26:26,794 - Come on. Here you go, lovely lady. - [chuckles] 648 00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:27,712 Why, thank you, sir. 649 00:26:27,713 --> 00:26:29,672 - But none for you, buddy. - [Gaby] Actually, I can't. 650 00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:32,175 It's gonna be like an hour drive to my mom's house and I should get going. 651 00:26:32,176 --> 00:26:33,676 Are you sure you don't want me to come? 652 00:26:33,677 --> 00:26:35,219 - Yeah. No. - I'm great with moms. 653 00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:37,054 - Oh. - And just know I'm gonna be flirting. 654 00:26:37,055 --> 00:26:39,265 Might even spank a little tush. [imitates smack] 655 00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:40,600 You gonna... [imitates smack] ...my mom's ass? 656 00:26:40,601 --> 00:26:41,976 - What's the matter with you? - [chuckles] 657 00:26:41,977 --> 00:26:43,144 We're gonna talk about that later. 658 00:26:43,145 --> 00:26:44,521 - But do me a favor? - Mmm. 659 00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:46,522 Throw my boy Jimbo a bone. 660 00:26:46,523 --> 00:26:48,357 He wants to feel like he's a threat. 661 00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:51,110 - I got it. All right. - Okay, bye. I'll call you. 662 00:26:51,111 --> 00:26:52,195 - Bye. - You outta here? 663 00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:53,321 - Yeah, see ya. - See ya. 664 00:26:53,322 --> 00:26:57,492 [inhales deeply, sighs] It's so hard being in your house, man. 665 00:26:58,076 --> 00:27:00,662 I can't stop picturing all the hot love you two made. 666 00:27:01,455 --> 00:27:03,831 - Thanks, man. - [laughing] 667 00:27:03,832 --> 00:27:05,250 What the fuck? 668 00:27:07,044 --> 00:27:08,669 Derek, is this your dog? 669 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:10,506 [Derek] Yeah... [sighs] ...it's Mac's new beer. 670 00:27:11,089 --> 00:27:13,675 I love it. Don't tell Liz. It'll make her even crazier. 671 00:27:14,384 --> 00:27:17,512 I've been married 27 years and suddenly, 672 00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:20,723 my wife has been replaced by some weird replica. 673 00:27:20,724 --> 00:27:23,226 I know, it makes me feel like an earthquake is coming or something. 674 00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:28,856 Last night, she told me she always sees me and always hears me. 675 00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:32,235 - That's creepy. - I don't want to be seen or heard. 676 00:27:32,236 --> 00:27:33,195 - Right? - [chuckles] 677 00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:36,572 Relationships... [sighs] ...are tricky. 678 00:27:36,573 --> 00:27:37,657 [Derrick] I hear you, man. 679 00:27:37,658 --> 00:27:41,327 I mean, Gaby's great, but trying to figure her out has been... 680 00:27:41,328 --> 00:27:44,872 [inhales heavily] Let's just say there's a lot of walls up. 681 00:27:44,873 --> 00:27:47,333 - Mmm. Tricky. - [Derrick] Yeah. 682 00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:48,626 I met a woman today. 683 00:27:48,627 --> 00:27:50,253 Hmm? A woman. 684 00:27:50,254 --> 00:27:53,381 We really clicked. Guess what I did? 685 00:27:53,382 --> 00:27:55,216 - What? - Nothing. 686 00:27:55,217 --> 00:27:56,509 - Oh. - [Jimmy] Not a thing. 687 00:27:56,510 --> 00:27:59,637 It made me wonder if I'm ever gonna be ready for something real, you know? 688 00:27:59,638 --> 00:28:01,056 Ah, don't say that, Jim. 689 00:28:01,932 --> 00:28:03,266 Oh, you're, like, a full-time Jimmy? 690 00:28:03,267 --> 00:28:05,518 - It makes me feel boyish. - No, it works. 691 00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:09,105 You know, things can change, James. 692 00:28:09,106 --> 00:28:10,190 [chuckles] 693 00:28:11,775 --> 00:28:13,402 As a therapist, I believe that. 694 00:28:13,902 --> 00:28:17,071 But I've also seen people who live a certain way for so long... 695 00:28:17,072 --> 00:28:18,239 [door closes] 696 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,700 ...they never seem to get past their roadblocks. 697 00:28:20,701 --> 00:28:25,037 Hey, bud. [sighs] I'm sorry to barge in. I'm just here to crash. 698 00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:27,082 Oh, hey. [sighs] Come here. 699 00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:30,419 [Julie clears throat] 700 00:28:31,712 --> 00:28:32,628 [clicks tongue] 701 00:28:32,629 --> 00:28:35,131 You know how sometimes... [stammers] ...uh... [sighs] 702 00:28:35,132 --> 00:28:38,718 ...the correct thing to do is right in front of me, 703 00:28:38,719 --> 00:28:45,516 and because I'm a dickhead... [sighs] ...it takes me too long to do it? 704 00:28:45,517 --> 00:28:47,853 It's one of your most endearing qualities. 705 00:28:48,395 --> 00:28:49,812 Well, before I met you, 706 00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:56,277 I thought I was living the best version of my life. 707 00:28:56,278 --> 00:28:59,405 I was thriving at work, reconnecting with my family, 708 00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:02,200 a little something-something with the lady down the street. 709 00:29:02,201 --> 00:29:03,284 What lady down the street? 710 00:29:03,285 --> 00:29:04,869 Where-Where exactly did she live? 711 00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:07,079 - She moved. - Oh. 712 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:10,875 So, the point is, I never thought there would be a new best version. 713 00:29:10,876 --> 00:29:13,586 [breathes shakily] 714 00:29:13,587 --> 00:29:15,421 Move in with me. [sighs] 715 00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:17,381 I kind of already did. 716 00:29:17,382 --> 00:29:19,383 Half my clothes are already here. 717 00:29:19,384 --> 00:29:22,095 I-I've been putting out pictures, and I... I've just... 718 00:29:23,055 --> 00:29:25,264 [clicks tongue] I've been waiting for you to catch up. 719 00:29:25,265 --> 00:29:26,974 [chuckles] 720 00:29:26,975 --> 00:29:28,976 [chuckles, sighs] 721 00:29:28,977 --> 00:29:30,603 Who the fuck are those people? 722 00:29:30,604 --> 00:29:32,563 That's my sister and her kids. 723 00:29:32,564 --> 00:29:34,899 Who the... Who the fuck do you think they are? 724 00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:36,776 Oh, I thought they came with the frame. 725 00:29:36,777 --> 00:29:39,154 Oh, Paul. [chuckles] 726 00:29:40,322 --> 00:29:41,155 You good? 727 00:29:41,156 --> 00:29:43,492 [both laughing] 728 00:29:45,244 --> 00:29:46,869 Yeah, I'm good. 729 00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:49,248 Okay. I'll be back. [sighs] 730 00:29:49,957 --> 00:29:50,791 [sniffs] 731 00:29:51,834 --> 00:29:55,044 I can't decide if I should bring your grandpa's favorite old armchair 732 00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:56,295 or put it in storage. 733 00:29:56,296 --> 00:29:57,505 Mom, is that the fart chair? 734 00:29:57,506 --> 00:29:58,589 [both laugh] 735 00:29:58,590 --> 00:30:00,341 You should burn that. Why you still got it? 736 00:30:00,342 --> 00:30:02,218 Ooh, he used to blow this thing up. 737 00:30:02,219 --> 00:30:03,427 You're not bringing it. That's crazy. 738 00:30:03,428 --> 00:30:05,137 - Aw, come on, now. - [phone ringing] 739 00:30:05,138 --> 00:30:07,182 - Hold on, Mom. I got to take this. - Okay. 740 00:30:09,351 --> 00:30:10,476 What's up, boss man? 741 00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:12,061 I got a new roommate. 742 00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:13,354 What? No way. 743 00:30:13,355 --> 00:30:16,650 I just wanted to thank you for giving me the courage. 744 00:30:18,443 --> 00:30:20,779 - I gotta go. Julie's here. - [Julie chuckles] 745 00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:23,198 [Gaby] Hey, pace yourself. 746 00:30:23,699 --> 00:30:24,782 Make sure you stretch too. 747 00:30:24,783 --> 00:30:26,742 You too old for all that messing around, all right? 748 00:30:26,743 --> 00:30:27,828 Good night. 749 00:30:30,289 --> 00:30:32,958 Baby, have you seen the packing tape? I just had it. 750 00:30:35,878 --> 00:30:36,879 What is it, honey? 751 00:30:37,838 --> 00:30:38,922 Um... [sighs] 752 00:30:41,341 --> 00:30:47,848 - Mom, I love you so much, but, um... - I love you too. 753 00:30:50,642 --> 00:30:52,060 ...I don't think you should move in with me. 754 00:30:54,229 --> 00:31:00,318 I think you'll be a lot happier here, closer to your friends and-and your life. 755 00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:01,694 And I'm gonna... I'm gonna set you up too. 756 00:31:01,695 --> 00:31:04,655 I'll get you a full-time caretaker, I'll visit a lot more than I used to, 757 00:31:04,656 --> 00:31:07,033 which... [chuckles] ...you know, I definitely already should've been doing. 758 00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:09,577 Like... And I know that I really screwed this whole thing up 759 00:31:09,578 --> 00:31:11,370 by not saying anything sooner, 760 00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:15,751 but, um, I really, really, really think that this is the right thing. 761 00:31:17,419 --> 00:31:18,504 For the both of us. 762 00:31:19,963 --> 00:31:20,964 Hmm. 763 00:31:21,465 --> 00:31:23,382 I-I hope that you understand. 764 00:31:23,383 --> 00:31:24,593 Mmm. 765 00:31:26,261 --> 00:31:27,220 Mom? 766 00:31:27,221 --> 00:31:29,847 [inhales sharply] I think maybe you should just go. 767 00:31:29,848 --> 00:31:31,557 - You done made up your mind. - Mom. 768 00:31:31,558 --> 00:31:34,102 You said what you have to say. Now just go. 769 00:31:36,522 --> 00:31:37,522 [sighs] 770 00:31:37,523 --> 00:31:38,649 I'm sorry. 771 00:31:43,654 --> 00:31:44,488 So am I. 772 00:31:51,662 --> 00:31:53,497 [breathing shakily] 773 00:31:55,123 --> 00:31:56,834 Great birthday for Alice, buddy. 774 00:31:58,877 --> 00:32:01,046 Even if she was only there for the beginning. 775 00:32:03,006 --> 00:32:04,091 Thanks, Derek. 776 00:32:05,217 --> 00:32:06,384 Yeah, I feel good. 777 00:32:06,385 --> 00:32:07,386 You should. 778 00:32:08,053 --> 00:32:09,179 You're a good daddy. 779 00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:13,683 I appreciate that, but don't call me daddy. 780 00:32:13,684 --> 00:32:15,143 [chuckles] 781 00:32:15,894 --> 00:32:20,439 - Hey, Sean! This cake is delicious! - Thanks, D. 782 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:23,359 - I-Is it a mix, or is it from scratch? - [door opens] 783 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:27,406 Are you out here yelling about cake at 11-fucking-30? 784 00:32:28,448 --> 00:32:30,449 Have you lost your mind? 785 00:32:30,450 --> 00:32:31,617 Finish that out there. 786 00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:34,371 If you get crumbs in my bed, I will kill you. 787 00:32:39,084 --> 00:32:40,127 You okay? 788 00:32:42,963 --> 00:32:44,131 I'm just happy. 789 00:32:45,174 --> 00:32:46,175 [chuckles] 790 00:32:50,596 --> 00:32:51,597 [phone chimes] 791 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,563 [sighs, chuckles] 792 00:33:00,856 --> 00:33:02,815 You told him not to talk to me? 793 00:33:02,816 --> 00:33:04,609 Even when you knew it was helping me? 794 00:33:04,610 --> 00:33:07,195 I can't... [inhales deeply] ...fucking believe you. 795 00:33:07,196 --> 00:33:08,446 [sighs] 796 00:33:08,447 --> 00:33:10,282 Way to ruin another birthday. 797 00:33:11,450 --> 00:33:12,366 Sweetie. 798 00:33:12,367 --> 00:33:14,785 - [sighs] Al... - [door closes] 799 00:33:14,786 --> 00:33:16,121 Fuck!