1 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:18,685 Gaby always gives me shit about my book. 2 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:23,147 This is the clearest, most concise volume ever written 3 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:25,775 about modern cognitive behavioral therapy. 4 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:27,193 [scoffs] 5 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:28,986 That's nice. Who... Who wrote that? 6 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:31,364 [sighs] Nobody, I... I just thought I'd tell you. 7 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,200 [chuckles] 8 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:35,827 How you doing? 9 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:37,454 Uh, fuck. 10 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,040 Uh... 11 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:44,293 Here we are. You know, I'm fine. I'm good. I'm good. 12 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:45,711 You're a good therapist. 13 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,713 You already know what I'm gonna say. 14 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:49,632 Oh, don't piss your pants. 15 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:52,718 I said good. Not great. 16 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,389 I know. But I feel like you meant great. 17 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:56,932 Maybe. 18 00:00:57,683 --> 00:01:02,228 Look, kid, you're never gonna forgive yourself for shitting the bed as a father 19 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:05,524 until you bare your soul to Alice. 20 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:08,484 She might still blame you. [sighs] 21 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:12,072 But it's the act of revelation that's healing. 22 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,366 That's how confession works. 23 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:17,744 Doesn't matter what Father MacDiddle says back. 24 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:23,875 It's about you admitting what you did and why it was wrong. 25 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:28,505 You know, I'm not gonna make Alice think that I'm suffering and it's her fault. 26 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,675 [clicks tongue] It's not gonna happen. 27 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:33,677 Okay. 28 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,387 What the fuck, man? That's it? 29 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:38,056 For now. 30 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:42,351 Hey, you were supposed to bring me some candy and-and a... a new hat. 31 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:44,145 Yes, they're on your desk, Paul. 32 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:45,438 Oh. 33 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:50,444 Hey. I know you think this is funny, but I love this. 34 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:54,948 [Brian] Okay. 35 00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:58,159 - Oh. - Oh. Damn it. 36 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,036 [groaning] 37 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:01,329 Nice, babe. 38 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:02,956 Yeah, focus on your game. Come on. 39 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:05,834 Here comes a big one. [groans] 40 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:07,711 - [Brian] Yes, baby. - I got it. 41 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:10,463 - [grunts] Ow. - Oh. You okay, babe? 42 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,381 - Nice game. - But it's only 3-0. 43 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:15,092 Oh, but I can already tell you're not good enough to make it fun. 44 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:16,010 Oh. 45 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:18,304 Besides, our boys are here for Thanksgiving and we got shit to do. 46 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:21,015 Gotta buy lighter fluid to burn those sheets after they leave? 47 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:24,018 [chuckles] They never age out of pleasuring themselves, do they? 48 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:24,936 [chuckles] No. 49 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:27,855 - You guys getting ready for the baby? - No rush. We got four months. 50 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:30,650 - You haven't started prepping yet? - [sighs] Wow. 51 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:31,943 Are you two fucking high? 52 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:33,778 - Honestly, a little. - Did you want a gummy? 53 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,112 You both work. 54 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:37,990 If you don't get on the nanny search pronto, 55 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,451 your parents are gonna have to come help. 56 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:42,119 [Derek] When we had our first, 57 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:46,707 my mom came, threw away Liz's placenta and they haven't spoken since. 58 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,543 - That's not the only reason. - No parents. 59 00:02:48,544 --> 00:02:50,211 You keep the placenta? 60 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:51,629 - Oh, yeah. - Don't worry about it. 61 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,172 Well, now it's all I can think about. 62 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:56,050 Okay, calm down. I'll help with the nanny search. 63 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:58,719 You're the best. [chuckles] Let us know who you find. 64 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,054 You're gonna be there, dipshit. 65 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:01,514 - [Derek chuckles] Okay. - Oh. 66 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:04,392 One more game just to de-stress. Let's switch partners. 67 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:05,935 Low-maintenance against high-maintenance. 68 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:06,853 Let's do it, Dizzle. 69 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,939 Look at that. He knows who's who. 70 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:12,525 [groans, chuckles] That dizzle right in the belly. Let's go. 71 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,735 [sighs] Yeah, Mom. I know you're still angry. 72 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:15,820 You have every right to be. 73 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:17,154 I have every right to be. 74 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:19,156 - [Gaby, on phone] Good, so we agree. - Yeah, we do. 75 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:20,867 So can you please come to Thanksgiving? 76 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,702 You can go back to being mad at me again on Black Friday, 77 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:25,663 even though I think that's the day that Black families should come together. 78 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:26,832 [Nikki sighs] 79 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:30,042 Why are you silent? Is fucking Nikki with you? 80 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,086 - [stammers] Your mouth. - [sighs] She's so rude. 81 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:35,756 Listen, bitch, you keep your nose out of our family business... [chuckles] 82 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:38,718 ...or else I will come for you like I'm fucking Tony Soprano. 83 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,720 I dare you to try me. I dare you. 84 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:41,679 Oh, I will try. 85 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:45,141 Also can I, like, get your Venmo for when you stayed the extra night on Saturday? 86 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,851 - All good. I got you. - Thanks. 87 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:48,686 Okay, so, Mom, I can come pick you up. 88 00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:52,024 I'm sorry, Gaby. I'm sorry. It... [sighs, inhales sharply] 89 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:55,526 It's just too hard right now, baby. It's too hard. 90 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:56,904 [line beeps] 91 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:01,866 She's not coming. 92 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:04,494 What? Did you tell her that Derrick's coming? 93 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,079 Doesn't your mom want to meet him? 94 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,415 All right, Derrick's not coming either. I screwed that up too. 95 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,667 Did you not see my "shut-the-fuck-up" look? 96 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:15,004 I did, Liz. But in my defense, you always have that look. 97 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:16,756 I'm not sure you have another look. 98 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:17,882 Oh, there's one. 99 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:19,467 Come here. 100 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:21,927 Do you wanna bury your head in my secret big 'uns? 101 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:24,305 Liz, come on, girl. At best, those are secret mids. 102 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:25,348 You should see 'em though. 103 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:27,892 I've seen 'em like a gajillion times, you know that. 104 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:29,769 I know, but I was lying down. 105 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,437 - Oh, come on. - I know, baby. 106 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:34,315 - I love feeling our boobs touch. [moans] - I do too. 107 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:36,484 Look, I don't know what's going on so I'm just gonna start talking. 108 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:38,277 Here's your Thanksgiving menu. 109 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:41,822 I'm making turkey, ham, mac 'n' cheese, greens and dressing. 110 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:44,534 Holy shit. That's nice of you to cook for Gabs. 111 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:46,577 Not so nice. This dude's charging me a fortune. 112 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:48,538 - That's how it works. - But he is gonna teach me what to say 113 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:49,664 so I can pretend that I made it. 114 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:52,250 Like, uh, "I deboned the ham." 115 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:54,585 - Nope. - Pigs have bones, Sean. 116 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:57,046 All right, I gotta head out. You wanna touch boobs too? 117 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:58,506 - Yeah, why not? - Cool. 118 00:04:58,507 --> 00:04:59,423 [both grunt] 119 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:00,508 Copycats. 120 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:02,635 Kinda hoping that since Alice basically lives with you now, 121 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,513 I might be able to say hey, but guess she's not here. 122 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:06,598 [Alice] I'm here. 123 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:08,559 Oh. 124 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:11,894 Okay, I guess I didn't know if you knew that I was here. 125 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:14,146 - I did. - [Jimmy] Cool. 126 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,773 - That's rough. - Hate to see it. 127 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:16,900 Goodbye. 128 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:23,489 What up, pimp? 129 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:24,616 [sighs] Hey. 130 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:26,617 I need you to do me a favor. 131 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:30,454 Just let Alice know that whenever she's ready to talk, I'm around, okay? 132 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,540 Make it sound casual. Throw in some lingo. 133 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:34,000 You know, maybe, like, a "fam." 134 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,293 Fam is not cool. 135 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:37,546 - Go ahead and make it your own. - Okay. 136 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:40,256 You really give a shit, don't you? 137 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:43,009 [sighs] Yeah, that's sort of my thing. 138 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:45,220 My parents aren't even here for Thanksgiving. 139 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:47,597 My mom's spending the week at Morongo. 140 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:50,892 My dad's also at Morongo but legally, he's not allowed within 100 feet of her 141 00:05:50,893 --> 00:05:52,685 so when she's gambling, he's in the pool. 142 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,897 - And when she's in the pool... you get it. - Yeah. 143 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:57,191 Nice catching up, Summer. 144 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:58,901 [Summer] See you, pimp. 145 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:02,905 Yeah, it's not... [breathes heavily] ...good news about the meds, 146 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,615 but I'm processing it. 147 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:07,950 And by processing, you mean refusing to talk about it 148 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:09,911 or say how it makes you feel? 149 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:10,828 Bingo. 150 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:13,581 Hey, tell Meg I saw her new hair on Instagram. 151 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:14,666 Looks amazing. 152 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:18,127 Julie wants you to know that she's stalking you. 153 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:19,921 [Meg] Oh, that's okay. She's hot. 154 00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:23,508 You know what, I'm glad she's there, because the reason I'm calling, Dad... 155 00:06:23,509 --> 00:06:24,717 [groans] 156 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,637 We were so excited for you guys to fly out here for Thanksgiving but... 157 00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:32,099 [sighs] ...Mason's lacrosse team... [sighs] They won today. 158 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:36,647 Which is insane because they're fucking terrible and now I have to... 159 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:40,525 [sighs] We have to spend the weekend at a tournament in Maine. 160 00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:42,527 What if instead of coming for Thanksgiving, 161 00:06:42,528 --> 00:06:44,529 we just... we come and see you in a few weeks? 162 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:46,113 Dad, I feel so bad, I-- 163 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,115 [Paul] Don't feel bad. It's all right. 164 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,326 I'm disappointed. 165 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:52,745 [sighs] But I'll be okay. 166 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,580 - I love you. - Love you too, baby. 167 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:57,667 [sighs] Ha! We don't have to go to Connecticut. 168 00:06:57,668 --> 00:07:01,212 We can stay here and do sweet fuck all. Best Thanksgiving ever. 169 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:02,881 You're still on the phone, Dad. 170 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,425 [breathes shakily] 171 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:06,968 My bad. 172 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:08,679 Yeah. Yeah, your bad. 173 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:12,641 ["Frightening Fishes" by Benjamin Gibbard playing] 174 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,002 {\an8}Last week, I feel like we got into it, 175 00:07:41,003 --> 00:07:43,254 {\an8}but this week, we're really gonna get into it, okay? 176 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:45,840 {\an8}- 'Cause I am jacked off caffeine. - Yeah, okay. 177 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:47,466 {\an8}Hey, go ahead. One second. 178 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,093 {\an8}Hey, Paul. Heard you were staying in town. 179 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:51,137 {\an8}Let me know if you want to come for Thanksgiving. 180 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:54,807 {\an8}No. And if you tell Julie that you invited us, I'll kill you. 181 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,017 {\an8}Thanks for the quick response. 182 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:57,018 {\an8}- [Jimmy] Hey. - Hey. 183 00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:59,437 {\an8}Don't forget, we're meeting for a coffee later. 184 00:07:59,438 --> 00:08:01,814 {\an8}Oh, come on, man. Not another "chat." 185 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,608 {\an8}What, are you gonna hang out with your daughter? 186 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:05,861 {\an8}- You've got nothing better to do. - Oh, shit. 187 00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:07,778 {\an8}Yeah. 188 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:08,863 {\an8}[sighs] 189 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:10,949 {\an8}[phone ringing] 190 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:14,995 {\an8}Hey. Is everything okay? 191 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:24,545 {\an8}- Sorry, I didn't know who else to call. - [sighs] 192 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:26,255 {\an8}[sighs] What's going on? 193 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:30,135 {\an8}She had us open the locked case for some Benadryl, then tried to steal Plan B. 194 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:31,929 {\an8}Can we just have a minute? 195 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:36,600 {\an8}What's going on? 196 00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:38,559 {\an8}You okay? 197 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:40,354 {\an8}I'm just embarrassed. 198 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:44,775 {\an8}Connor's home and we got back together and the condom broke. 199 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:46,526 {\an8}I'm kind of a bouncer, so-- 200 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:48,152 {\an8}Fuck, no. No, no, no, no, no. 201 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,445 {\an8}I haven't called the police yet. 202 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:51,949 {\an8}Okay. Listen. [sighs] 203 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:54,283 {\an8}She's a really good kid. 204 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:57,828 {\an8}How about I just pay for this and we all move on with our lives? 205 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:58,746 {\an8}Thanks, pimp. 206 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:00,248 {\an8}Why'd she call you pimp? 207 00:09:00,249 --> 00:09:02,625 {\an8}Oh, no, no, no. She calls everyone pimp. 208 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:03,709 {\an8}She didn't call me a pimp. 209 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:04,627 {\an8}You're not a pimp. 210 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:06,671 {\an8}I think she has to get to know you before you're a pimp. 211 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:09,382 {\an8}[sighs] Get to know you to be a pimp. Sir, is this your daughter? 212 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:10,299 {\an8}- Yes. - No. 213 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,969 {\an8}No. She's just a friend. 214 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,512 {\an8}Actually, she's a... she's a friend of my daughter's. 215 00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:16,055 {\an8}Sometimes we spend time together. 216 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,349 {\an8}How does everything coming out of my mouth make this sound worse? 217 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:20,602 {\an8}- I don't know but I hate it all. - I hate it too. 218 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:22,436 {\an8}You know what? I'm gonna walk away 219 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:24,313 {\an8}and hope that you want this to be over as much as I do. 220 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:25,816 {\an8}- I sure do. - Okay, great. 221 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:31,905 {\an8}- Thanks, Jimmy. - Yeah. 222 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:34,073 {\an8}Did you leave enough money for the gum I took? 223 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,158 {\an8}Goddamn it, Summer. 224 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:39,662 Psyched to go to your parents for Thanksgiving. 225 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:41,747 Any special traditions I need to know about? 226 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,709 Nah, we usually just watch football, eat too much food, 227 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:47,920 and then around sunset, my mom cries and says no one appreciates her. 228 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,088 I can't wait. 229 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,173 Yeah, it's fun. 230 00:09:50,174 --> 00:09:51,675 - I'll see you, Alice. - Bye. 231 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,470 Thanks for the help. Fun, right? 232 00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:58,765 So fun. Kill me now. 233 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:00,267 So why you really here? 234 00:10:01,185 --> 00:10:02,686 I can't really talk to anyone else. 235 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,064 They're all worried I'm being too hard on Dad. 236 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:11,611 I don't know. My whole life, he was this awesome, do-anything-for-anybody guy. 237 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:14,280 I mean, you were a stranger and you were beating the shit out of people 238 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:17,241 and he invited you to move into our home, remember? 239 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,659 I do remember that, yes. 240 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:23,414 I told him how important it was for me if he showed up for Louis, 241 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,916 and he still won't fucking do it. 242 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:26,001 I hear you. 243 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,753 When all the shit went down with my dad, 244 00:10:28,754 --> 00:10:31,547 I had to tell him that we needed to be more open with each other 245 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:35,051 about how we feel, and now he's a completely different person. 246 00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,219 Damn, really? 247 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:37,803 Hell no. [chuckles] 248 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,765 - Don't get me wrong, he's trying. - Yeah. 249 00:10:40,766 --> 00:10:41,974 Now I tell him I love him, 250 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:45,103 and he does this thing where he points at me and he snaps. 251 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:47,480 Ooh. 252 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:48,981 I think that means he loves me too? 253 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,691 - Yeah. - [chuckles] 254 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,818 I mean, look, I've been talking about this with Paul. 255 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,196 He said... [clears throat] 256 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:59,700 [imitating Paul] "If you only love someone hoping they'll change one day, 257 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:00,952 that's not love." 258 00:11:00,953 --> 00:11:03,497 - [chuckles] That was good. - [normal] Thank you. [chuckles] 259 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:05,499 He's right though. 260 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:09,378 Real love is when you accept someone, limitations and all. 261 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:10,921 And... 262 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,297 my dad has earned that from me. 263 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,383 Forever. 264 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:18,387 Hey, fuck you for being emotionally healthy right now. 265 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,681 My bad. 266 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:25,560 [both chuckle] 267 00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:27,019 This is a great place, man. 268 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:30,064 Yeah. Yeah, Liz encouraged me to buy it. 269 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,274 Partly as an investment 270 00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:35,820 and partly so I could have my own space that's nowhere near her space. 271 00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:38,614 - Oh. [chuckles] She ever stop by? - Yep. 272 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:42,034 And when she does, she wears leather pants and goes by "Veronica." 273 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,327 Mmm. Do tell. 274 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,621 Well, I don't usually love being choked-- 275 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:48,165 Oh. No. I was wrong. Do not tell. 276 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,625 - You sure? - Yeah. 277 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:50,586 [chuckles] 278 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:54,213 Hey. I'm sorry things didn't work out with you and Gaby. 279 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,883 Yeah, man. Like, why the fuck did you introduce me to her? 280 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,301 - Like, goddamn. - I thought you two 281 00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:00,470 - would be a great match. - I did too, man. 282 00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:04,765 [sighs] Worst part is, I doubt she's even thinking about me. 283 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,810 I can't stop thinking about him. [inhales deeply] 284 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:08,811 Last night I had this crazy dream 285 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:12,064 where I was sexing it up with Keanu Reeves in this super fancy hotel. 286 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,942 And Derrick was the front desk clerk, he was the bellhop, 287 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:17,195 and he was the tip of Keanu's penis. It was crazy. 288 00:12:17,196 --> 00:12:20,364 Well, that totally normal dream should tell you something. 289 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,325 Okay. First of all, she's right. 290 00:12:22,326 --> 00:12:24,452 And second, I don't like you having other friends. 291 00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:25,620 Liz, we've been over this. 292 00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:27,622 It's okay for us to both have other friends. Damn. 293 00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:29,290 I don't want other friends. 294 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:30,958 - Well, you're gonna have to deal with it. - No! 295 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:34,253 Aliyah and I bonded after she dumped Nico for being a total dumpster fire. 296 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,714 I still don't understand the problem. Derrick seems great. 297 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,424 Derrick's the best. 298 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,468 He's just like my husband but Black. 299 00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:43,179 And honestly, that's the only thing that would make my husband better. 300 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,597 He's gonna have to keep that hair though, 301 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,807 and that would make for an interesting looking Black dude. 302 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,142 I would tap that ass. 303 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,228 Mmm, I would tear him up. [blows raspberry] 304 00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:51,313 [Liz, Aliyah chuckle] 305 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:54,398 Shit, you guys. My whole life I've been a caretaker. 306 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:57,194 You know, I love knowing that I'm needed. 307 00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,862 That's why I've dated nothing but Nicos. 308 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,739 And you wanna know the best part about dating a Nico? 309 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:02,657 Free heroin. 310 00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:04,825 - Stop making me like you more. - [Aliyah chuckling] No. 311 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,452 [Gaby] It just takes the pressure off. 312 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,664 You know, it's, like, you stay with a train wreck and, uh, you're a saint. 313 00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:12,291 If you leave, it's his fault for being such a mess. 314 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:17,339 But Derrick, it's like he wants me but he doesn't need me. 315 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:19,924 Like, there's no exit ramp. 316 00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:21,092 That's what's so scary. 317 00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:23,052 Just call him. 318 00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:25,346 You know, bravery isn't about not being scared, 319 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,557 it's about being scared and doing it anyway. 320 00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:29,642 Oh, my God. That is so great. 321 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,270 I'm gonna steal it and pretend it's mine. 322 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:33,480 Shit, I gotta go. 323 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,357 - I love you. - Love you. 324 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:38,067 - You're growing on me. - [Aliyah] Hmm. 325 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:40,779 - Now, why was that necessary? - [Aliyah chuckles] 326 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,657 You're actually the first nanny we've interviewed. 327 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,367 I prefer "au pair." 328 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:47,910 - Ooh. - Love that. 329 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:48,995 Very fancy. 330 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,413 Sorry. Sorry I'm late. 331 00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:51,497 Oh, my God, Liz. 332 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,208 She's cute and a little pretentious. Loving her. 333 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:58,337 Well, I mean, the stamp isn't that cute that she got from clubbing. 334 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,090 Didn't bother to shower to wash it off? 335 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,009 Next. 336 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,845 [inhales sharply] So what would be your typical daily routine? 337 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,805 Oh, I like to follow the baby's lead. 338 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:10,892 Hmm, yeah, 'cause babies are so smart. 339 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,226 Oh, they're so intuitive. 340 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,645 They're so not. Bye. 341 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:17,065 - Take a water on your way out. - Not the sparkling. 342 00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:20,986 I can get you breast milk off Craigslist. 343 00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:25,114 Why are you even looking at me? It's an obvious no! 344 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,284 - It's an obvious no, dawg. - Obvious no. 345 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:31,954 What's up? My name's Chris but, uh, I go by Topher. 346 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,789 - Suits you. - Two nicknames. 347 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,833 [scoffs] Absolutely not. 348 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,418 - Aw. - Come on, Liz. 349 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:38,921 You know you can't handle it. 350 00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:40,671 She's not wrong. 351 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:41,881 So what's your story, Topher? 352 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,341 I'm good with a microwave. 353 00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:44,467 That's hard. 354 00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:45,469 Oh, my God. 355 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:47,678 What? 356 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:50,182 Well, I'm a little OCD so I'm very punctual. 357 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:54,018 And I feel like I should address some of this to you. 358 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,478 - Oh. - She's smart. 359 00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:58,731 So, I'm CPR certified. I'm a big believer in sleep training. 360 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:01,317 And I know that this might sound a bit corny, 361 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:04,821 but I really do think that it is an honor to help build a family. 362 00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:07,740 - Please can we hire her? - I'm so bored. 363 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:08,699 Yes. 364 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,577 Ooh. Please, please, please, please work for us? 365 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,495 Okay. 366 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,580 - Yay! - [Liz, Charlie, Brian chuckle] 367 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,790 If you need to contact us, 368 00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:18,794 I might be going to Mykonos with my friend Topher, but Charlie won't. 369 00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:20,212 [chuckles] 370 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,465 Stop staring at my brownie. 371 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,552 I told you to order one for yourself 'cause I don't want to split mine, 372 00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:30,596 and you said I was an asshole and that you didn't want a brownie. 373 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,224 That was five minutes ago. 374 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:33,933 People change. 375 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,018 Oh, damn it. 376 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,521 [Paul] Thank you. 377 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:39,898 What are you smiling at? 378 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,942 This. You two. I did this. 379 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,277 I made you two friends. 380 00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:46,988 Well, if you have that power, can you make a woman fall for me? 381 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,197 He's not a wizard. 382 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,491 Hurtful. 383 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:51,284 Why am I here, Paul? 384 00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:55,289 When you've finished your drink, I want you to go talk to Alice. 385 00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:59,333 You can pretend that you... [sighs] ...haven't opened up to her 386 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:03,338 because you wanna protect her, but that's not it. You're ashamed. 387 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:07,425 Just like I'm ashamed of people seeing my disease. 388 00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:10,137 They see me shaking and-and they feel sorry for me. 389 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:11,888 I hate it. 390 00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:13,390 Shame is toxic. 391 00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:18,645 That's why I decided we should face our shame together. [mutters] 392 00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:24,193 That's why I didn't take my meds this morning. 393 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:28,071 Just let the whole damn place see me just the way I am. 394 00:16:28,906 --> 00:16:30,532 Paul, that's... that's incredible. 395 00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:33,410 I don't even notice any tremors. 396 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,828 That's because I took my meds. 397 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,496 - [chuckles] - I chickened out. 398 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,334 But you... you have more courage. 399 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,085 [sighs] I don't know about that. 400 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,420 I do. 401 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:47,466 Anybody that's gone through what you've gone through 402 00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:53,430 and isn't cynical and jaded... [sighs] 403 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,433 That's very inspiring. 404 00:16:58,894 --> 00:16:59,728 Thanks, Paul. 405 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,652 Really? Both of you? 406 00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:08,944 It just looks so delicious. 407 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,404 It's calling to me, man. 408 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,240 Jiminy Christmas. 409 00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:14,450 - Here. Dig in. - Yes! 410 00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,286 This is what you should be most ashamed of. 411 00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:19,248 Oh. Well, all right. 412 00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:20,748 [chuckles] 413 00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,000 [Ray] So, we're birds now. 414 00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:30,926 [line ringing] 415 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,720 [sighing] 416 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,054 Hey, it's you. 417 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,013 Hi, what up? 418 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:38,391 Oh. Oh, we're gonna start with, uh, small talk? 419 00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:40,101 Yeah, I guess. I don't know. 420 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:43,312 Okay. Uh, well, I was about to head to the market 421 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:46,482 because my aunt forgot the key ingredient to her sweet potatoes. 422 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:47,608 Sweet potatoes? 423 00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:48,943 No, candy corn. 424 00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:50,278 Dude, gross. Don't they melt? 425 00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:51,779 No. She sticks 'em in after. 426 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,239 - I don't love it. - I bet you don't. 427 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,367 Hey, look, uh... 428 00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,661 So, Derrick, um... [sighs] 429 00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:01,540 Listen, I-I've been doing some self-reflecting. 430 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:06,920 You know, I-I just think I'm not used to things being genuinely good, so I... 431 00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:09,255 [chuckles] ...I sabotaged it. 432 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,507 And I-I-I gotta really work on that. 433 00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:15,137 And I think the best way to start is by doing something that, 434 00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:17,514 honestly, I should have done weeks ago. 435 00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,225 [sighs] So, uh, 436 00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:23,562 Derrick, I think you're fucking amazing 437 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:29,610 and I wanted to know if you'd reconsider coming to Thanksgiving? 438 00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:34,697 I mean, maybe you can bring something. Like, um, a pie or whatever. 439 00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:35,990 But a pie would be good. 440 00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:37,201 I forgot pie. 441 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:38,826 I don't know, Gaby. 442 00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:41,246 I put... I put myself out there and you left me hanging. 443 00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:46,752 And I've tried really hard to stop ignoring red flags. 444 00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:49,296 So how about this? Um... 445 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,633 You work on all that stuff you need to work on, 446 00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:57,221 and once you get it in order, you give me a call. Okay? 447 00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:00,599 Yeah. Mm-hmm. I will... I will do that. 448 00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:03,644 I hope you do. 449 00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:06,146 Have a good holiday. 450 00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:09,942 Yeah, you too. 451 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,785 Isn't it great having the boys home for Thanksgiving? 452 00:19:20,786 --> 00:19:21,911 [Connor] Mom! 453 00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:24,914 Matthew opened my door and farted and then closed it. 454 00:19:24,915 --> 00:19:27,583 Matthew, don't butt bomb your brother! 455 00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:28,835 [Connor] Told you, asshole! 456 00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:31,213 Yep. [exhales sharply] These are magical times. 457 00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:34,382 You know, it's stupid. I should be happy that they're here, 458 00:19:34,383 --> 00:19:36,635 but I'm sad they're leaving Sunday. 459 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,679 It's like I spent this whole year searching for something. 460 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:42,808 I'm just fucking right back where I started. 461 00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:45,476 Babe, if there's anything I can do... 462 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,938 Sweet husband, I'm okay. 463 00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:52,609 You know, sometimes when I do my rocks I just feel melancholy. 464 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,152 I know. 465 00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:56,654 - But I'll figure it out. - Hmm. 466 00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:58,948 I mean, remember what Veronica always says. 467 00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:00,324 "Breathe through your nose"? 468 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:01,826 No, the other thing. 469 00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:02,910 Oh. 470 00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:04,829 "Fuck it, let's just have fun." 471 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:06,122 - Exactly right. - [chuckles] 472 00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:07,415 - And you can go. - Oh. 473 00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:08,834 [Liz] And you're off. 474 00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:19,635 Surprise guest. 475 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:21,554 - [gasps] Derek. - [Derek] Hey. 476 00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:22,639 [Charlie] Here you go. 477 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:25,141 So, what's the latest with the nanny search? 478 00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:26,810 [groans] Little speed bump. 479 00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:29,729 Kellie, the nanny we chose, can't do Mondays or Fridays 480 00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:30,938 and that is tough for us. 481 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:33,900 So we offered her an extra $500 for those two days, 482 00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:37,236 but now she's extorting us because she can hear our desperation. 483 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:40,031 - I said "please" too many times. - No. 484 00:20:40,032 --> 00:20:41,991 - He did. - [chuckles] 485 00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:43,076 500, huh? 486 00:20:43,869 --> 00:20:45,745 Give Liz those two days, I'll pay you six. 487 00:20:45,746 --> 00:20:47,246 - Wait, what? - That's ridiculous. 488 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,289 Fine. 700. 489 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,250 - We're not taking money from you. - We're not? 490 00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:51,584 We're not. 491 00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:54,004 [chuckles] Well then, let her do it for free. 492 00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:58,258 You'll have someone you trust, who has a ton of experience. 493 00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:00,218 She'll make your life better. 494 00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:02,429 I mean... 495 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:04,306 [scoffs] 496 00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:08,392 I don't know. Is it crazy that I think this might just work? 497 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:10,728 - [stammers] - Liz is great with kids. 498 00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:12,104 - [Charlie] Yeah. - Yes. 499 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,816 Plus, when the baby's asleep, I'm sure she'll do some light housework. 500 00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:17,944 [laughing] 501 00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:19,278 Oh! [laughing] Fuck you. 502 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:20,364 Did you see it? 503 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,616 Okay, all right. 504 00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:26,118 Whoo, that was almost worth the ride over. [laughs] 505 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:29,038 - There's really only two caveats. - [Brian] Yeah? 506 00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:30,289 First, when you ask her, 507 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,833 - this didn't come from me. - Deal. 508 00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,960 Second, even though she's only doing two days, 509 00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:37,046 Liz is going to want to be in charge of the other nanny. 510 00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:38,673 - No. - You don't know that. 511 00:21:38,674 --> 00:21:39,842 I feel like I do. 512 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:41,343 [Brian] Wow. 513 00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:44,096 [sighs] 514 00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:46,723 [Liz] Hey, Lurch. 515 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,350 You good with your hands? 516 00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:50,810 You mean, like, sexually? 517 00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:52,395 W-Why would I want to know that? 518 00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:55,107 I have no idea. That's why I was confused. 519 00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:57,567 I mean, yes, I am good with them that way. 520 00:21:57,568 --> 00:21:59,443 Cool, I'll spread the word. 521 00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:01,571 - Appreciate that. - [Liz] Catch. 522 00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:02,489 [grunts] 523 00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:05,950 Holy shit. 524 00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:07,285 I finally got one. 525 00:22:07,286 --> 00:22:09,746 It's the one we found when we were looking together. 526 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,331 I love you. 527 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,082 Thank you, Liz. 528 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:15,209 Are you still fucked up about Alice? 529 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:19,046 Yeah. Just over here trying to find a little courage. 530 00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,048 [Liz] I get it. 531 00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:22,008 Oh. 532 00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:23,093 Jimmy, 533 00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:28,264 bravery is not about not being scared, 534 00:22:28,265 --> 00:22:34,229 it's about not having to do the scary thing and not feeling like you're, um... 535 00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:37,565 [stammers] ...but you do it anyway, you know? 536 00:22:37,566 --> 00:22:38,775 It's like that. 537 00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:41,486 Love you too. 538 00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:43,112 Now go away. 539 00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:44,198 [chuckles] 540 00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:53,999 Hey, it's me. Um, I'm headed over to Gaby's. 541 00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:55,708 I really need to talk. 542 00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,210 Hey, Dad. 543 00:22:57,211 --> 00:22:58,295 Goodbye. 544 00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:01,173 I just left you a message. 545 00:23:01,924 --> 00:23:03,132 I heard. 546 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:04,927 Summer told me how you helped her out. 547 00:23:06,011 --> 00:23:08,179 That was cool. That was very you. 548 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:11,725 [breathes deeply] Yes. 549 00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,395 I need to say something to you. 550 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:18,689 And it's probably something that I should've done, um... 551 00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:20,358 [inhales deeply] ...a long time ago. 552 00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,276 You don't have to say anything. You don't. 553 00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:27,073 I don't care if you ever talk to Louis. 554 00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:29,158 Honestly, that wasn't fair of me to ask. 555 00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:30,410 And I love you. 556 00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:32,578 Very much. 557 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:33,871 Fuck! 558 00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:35,540 - Fuck! - What? 559 00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:36,707 - Huh? - What? 560 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:37,625 - Me? - Yeah. 561 00:23:37,626 --> 00:23:39,794 Nothing. Um... [inhales deeply] 562 00:23:39,795 --> 00:23:42,506 ...it would just be so easy not to say my thing now. 563 00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:44,298 Don't have to say it. 564 00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:45,425 I think I really do. 565 00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:48,971 [sighs] 566 00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:56,854 [breathes deeply] 567 00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:03,110 Kid, uh, every parent... [sighs] 568 00:24:04,570 --> 00:24:07,780 ...likes to believe that if something really bad ever happens, 569 00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:10,409 that they are gonna rise to the occasion. 570 00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:12,493 I certainly believed that about myself. 571 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:15,414 That I was gonna be the hero, you know? 572 00:24:16,707 --> 00:24:18,125 That I was gonna be your hero. 573 00:24:20,002 --> 00:24:21,128 And I was not. 574 00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:26,258 And so, when Louis came back into our lives, 575 00:24:27,384 --> 00:24:30,137 he was like this walking, talking reminder for me 576 00:24:31,972 --> 00:24:37,186 of how I just really let you down when you needed me the most. 577 00:24:37,978 --> 00:24:39,812 You know, your mom and I, we used to always say 578 00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:41,982 that you're the best thing that ever happened to us. 579 00:24:43,567 --> 00:24:44,693 Boy, is it true. 580 00:24:45,277 --> 00:24:47,321 And she also made me promise I was not gonna fuck it up. 581 00:24:49,198 --> 00:24:50,741 And I did. I fucked up. 582 00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,160 I fucked it up. 583 00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,872 [sighs] 584 00:24:57,372 --> 00:24:58,873 Alice, you are who you are, 585 00:24:58,874 --> 00:25:01,293 this... this amazing woman, 586 00:25:03,295 --> 00:25:04,588 in spite of me. 587 00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:06,672 And I keep getting stuck on that. 588 00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:09,343 I keep getting stuck on what a terrible father I am. 589 00:25:13,096 --> 00:25:14,681 And I'm just so sorry. 590 00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:18,977 I'm just so, so, sorry... 591 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:23,982 that I am not better. 592 00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:30,030 You're right. [sighs] You did fuck up. 593 00:25:31,406 --> 00:25:35,244 But, Dad, you're leaving out so much of the good stuff. 594 00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:37,079 So many memories. 595 00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:42,041 All the trips we went on, all the times I rode on your shoulders. 596 00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:44,460 You climbed trees with me and got a concussion. 597 00:25:44,461 --> 00:25:46,504 - [chuckles] - You showed me how to skateboard 598 00:25:46,505 --> 00:25:48,005 and got a concussion. 599 00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:51,050 Hey, you taught me Spanish because Mom couldn't. 600 00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:53,719 She was so good at languages but just didn't have the patience for me, 601 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:57,808 and you would sit here with me for hours, and you would never get annoyed. 602 00:25:59,685 --> 00:26:03,438 Soy... estoy berenjena, papá. 603 00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:06,732 You just said "I'm an eggplant." [chuckles] 604 00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:09,862 I never said I got good at it. [chuckles] 605 00:26:10,863 --> 00:26:14,616 You know, after Mom died... during the worst times, 606 00:26:16,451 --> 00:26:21,581 uh, there was this one night that I was really tired after practice 607 00:26:21,582 --> 00:26:23,792 and passed out on the couch. 608 00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:29,506 And in the morning, I woke up, and I was in my room. 609 00:26:31,175 --> 00:26:35,596 Even at your lowest, you still carried me upstairs. 610 00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:38,932 And that let me know that you were still in there. 611 00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:43,478 So, yeah, maybe you were a bad dad for a second, 612 00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:49,568 but, hey, you are also the best fucking dad. 613 00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:53,322 And I am so lucky that you are mine. 614 00:26:54,364 --> 00:26:56,200 [stammers] Hija mía, te quiero. 615 00:26:57,618 --> 00:27:00,120 - [chuckles] Come here. - [both chuckle] 616 00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:01,955 Mmm. [sighs] 617 00:27:02,915 --> 00:27:05,041 Did you say something nice in Spanish? 618 00:27:05,042 --> 00:27:07,126 Because I thought I made it clear I don't understand it. 619 00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:08,961 I know. It was a weird choice on my part. 620 00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:10,047 [Alice] Yeah. 621 00:27:12,174 --> 00:27:15,886 I am not gonna be fucking late! Be ready in five minutes! 622 00:27:19,348 --> 00:27:20,516 Will, honey. 623 00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:22,141 Yeah, Mom? 624 00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:24,977 Do you think that's appropriate Thanksgiving attire? 625 00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:25,978 What's wrong with it? 626 00:27:25,979 --> 00:27:27,605 Well, you're wearing ripped jeans 627 00:27:27,606 --> 00:27:29,941 and a backwards baseball cap that says "fuckboy." 628 00:27:29,942 --> 00:27:31,526 She's right. Go change your pants. 629 00:27:31,527 --> 00:27:32,735 And put my hat back. 630 00:27:32,736 --> 00:27:34,446 - [Will] Fine. - Dear God. 631 00:27:35,531 --> 00:27:37,782 - [Derek] Hey. Hey, guys. - Hiya. 632 00:27:37,783 --> 00:27:39,617 - [Charlie] Hi. - [Derek] To what do we owe 633 00:27:39,618 --> 00:27:41,244 this unexpected pleasure? 634 00:27:41,245 --> 00:27:42,870 - Liz... - [Liz] Mmm? 635 00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:46,207 ...it turns out that Kellie can only be our nanny part-time. 636 00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:47,458 Oh, no. 637 00:27:47,459 --> 00:27:49,210 [Brian] Now this may sound crazy, 638 00:27:49,211 --> 00:27:53,714 but would you ever in a million years consider covering for us two days a week? 639 00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:54,800 [inhales deeply] 640 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,555 - He put you up to this? - Damn it. 641 00:28:00,556 --> 00:28:01,889 - No. - He mentioned it. 642 00:28:01,890 --> 00:28:03,182 Yes. 643 00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:04,517 But we aren't letting him pay us. 644 00:28:04,518 --> 00:28:06,143 - [Charlie] Babe. - Unless that's something you want? 645 00:28:06,144 --> 00:28:09,106 - Dude, you are killing me. - Jesus fucking Christ. 646 00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:14,360 I never understood why you look down on yourself for "just being a mom." 647 00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:18,991 Yes, you're an amazing photographer, the world's only rock tumbler, 648 00:28:20,659 --> 00:28:23,704 but you love raising kids. 649 00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:26,832 That purpose that you've been looking for? 650 00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:29,251 That's it. 651 00:28:32,588 --> 00:28:33,839 That is your gift. 652 00:28:37,217 --> 00:28:38,218 [inhales sharply] 653 00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:41,762 I'll do it. 654 00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:44,765 - Yes! [laughs] - Yeah. [laughs] 655 00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:46,017 Thank you. 656 00:28:46,018 --> 00:28:48,519 I'm gonna need to be in charge of the other nanny. 657 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,062 - We've already told her. - [Liz] Okay. 658 00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:51,439 What up, pimps? 659 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,193 Summer, I'm having a baby. 660 00:28:54,902 --> 00:28:56,527 Congrats. 661 00:28:56,528 --> 00:28:59,323 I just dodged that bullet. Whew! 662 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,325 Oh, God. 663 00:29:03,243 --> 00:29:05,995 - I talked to him. I did. I put a condom... - You didn't talk to him, obviously. 664 00:29:05,996 --> 00:29:08,206 - ...in every crack in that room. - You need to have a box in... 665 00:29:08,207 --> 00:29:12,419 So, we going straight to In-N-Out, or you wanna go pick up your goats first? 666 00:29:13,587 --> 00:29:15,338 Fine. [sighs] 667 00:29:15,339 --> 00:29:17,840 - [chuckles] - Perfect way to spend Thanksgiving, huh? 668 00:29:17,841 --> 00:29:21,220 Eating burgers, watching football. [chuckles] 669 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,767 [sighs] Wait a second, this is not the way to In-N-Out. 670 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,479 Why are you dressed up? Am I being kidnapped again? 671 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,232 Oh, come on, you'd be sad if we missed Gaby's. 672 00:29:34,233 --> 00:29:35,942 - [sighing] - It's only for a few hours, 673 00:29:35,943 --> 00:29:39,613 and... and I brought your meds in case you wanna take them again before dinner. 674 00:29:40,364 --> 00:29:42,740 But look, I'm-I'm not even dressed for this. 675 00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:44,535 Oh. Your blazer's in the trunk. 676 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:45,994 - [sighs] - Mmm. 677 00:29:47,204 --> 00:29:49,247 Help! I'm being kidnapped! 678 00:29:49,248 --> 00:29:51,374 - Jesus's sakes, will you calm down? - Anybody! 679 00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:52,459 Jesus. 680 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,420 - Worst Thanksgiving ever. - [laughs] 681 00:29:59,591 --> 00:30:02,176 - Hey! Who grabs beans? - I do. 682 00:30:02,177 --> 00:30:05,137 - Oh, my God. That turkey looks amazing. - Thank you. 683 00:30:05,138 --> 00:30:06,597 - Holy shit. - I trussed and brushed it, 684 00:30:06,598 --> 00:30:08,641 - and then dipped it in an orange glaze. - Girl, yeah. 685 00:30:08,642 --> 00:30:09,934 Okay, too much lingo. 686 00:30:09,935 --> 00:30:12,979 You wanna look me in the eyes and tell me you actually made all this? 687 00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:15,189 You keep your mouth shut, or I'll orange glaze your ass, 688 00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:16,357 and I know that sounds sexual, 689 00:30:16,358 --> 00:30:17,817 - but it's not. - Understood. 690 00:30:17,818 --> 00:30:19,902 All right, D, you wanna carve this bird? 'Cause I don't know how to. 691 00:30:19,903 --> 00:30:21,113 Yes, ma'am. 692 00:30:21,947 --> 00:30:23,489 D-man's time to shine. 693 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:25,116 - Look out, ladies! Coming through. - Jesus Christ. 694 00:30:25,117 --> 00:30:26,576 - Come on. Here we go. - Oh. Okay. 695 00:30:26,577 --> 00:30:28,035 - Oh-- - [clears throat] Coat. 696 00:30:28,036 --> 00:30:29,287 - What? - Get it off. 697 00:30:29,288 --> 00:30:30,621 All right, I don't know what I'm doing, 698 00:30:30,622 --> 00:30:32,749 - but I know it doesn't take all this. - [inhales deeply, groans] 699 00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:36,460 [sighs] This bird looks like it's gonna take all this. 700 00:30:36,461 --> 00:30:37,379 Oh, God. 701 00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:46,762 - Aw, that's such a good one. - Yeah. 702 00:30:46,763 --> 00:30:48,681 So now that we're all in the Covenant of the Rock, 703 00:30:48,682 --> 00:30:49,766 is there a secret handshake? 704 00:30:50,475 --> 00:30:51,475 He's ruining it. 705 00:30:51,476 --> 00:30:53,436 Oh, just give him a secret handshake. 706 00:30:53,437 --> 00:30:55,355 Come on. It'll just be this with a snap. 707 00:30:56,481 --> 00:30:57,481 Oh, I hate that! 708 00:30:57,482 --> 00:30:58,733 Okay, easy, Liz. 709 00:30:58,734 --> 00:31:00,526 - Hey, Julie. - Oh, hi, honey. 710 00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:01,653 Hi, Paul. 711 00:31:02,779 --> 00:31:03,988 I'm here under duress. 712 00:31:03,989 --> 00:31:05,573 Oh, stop saying that. 713 00:31:05,574 --> 00:31:07,033 - You got your sweatpants on. - [sighs] 714 00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:09,368 You can still scratch your balls when no one's looking. 715 00:31:09,369 --> 00:31:11,495 I don't care if anybody's looking or not. 716 00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:13,664 - Whoa. - And you, you Judas. 717 00:31:13,665 --> 00:31:16,667 You knew that she was gonna abduct me, and you said nothing? 718 00:31:16,668 --> 00:31:19,921 Hey, pal, if you're not here, I'm not even invited. 719 00:31:19,922 --> 00:31:21,632 And don't touch the cheese with that hand. 720 00:31:22,591 --> 00:31:23,966 [Gaby] Okay, uh, everybody. 721 00:31:23,967 --> 00:31:26,969 Before we start the buffet, I just wanna make one quick announcement. 722 00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:28,012 Yes, Liz? 723 00:31:28,013 --> 00:31:30,806 W-Why is Aliyah in the kitchen with you? 724 00:31:30,807 --> 00:31:32,267 You're okay, all right? 725 00:31:32,851 --> 00:31:36,896 Happy Thanksgiving. This holiday is all about togetherness. 726 00:31:36,897 --> 00:31:38,272 - No. - Okay. 727 00:31:38,273 --> 00:31:40,399 So, I'd like all you kids to put your cell phones 728 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:41,817 in this damn basket, all right? 729 00:31:41,818 --> 00:31:43,694 - Hey, you're Matthew, right? - Yeah. 730 00:31:43,695 --> 00:31:45,613 - How old are you? - Twenty-three. 731 00:31:45,614 --> 00:31:47,365 - Twenty-four. - Twenty-four. 732 00:31:47,366 --> 00:31:48,574 Holy shit. 733 00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:50,117 I got the smart one. 734 00:31:50,118 --> 00:31:52,620 Wow. Okay, I-I really need you to put your phone in here. 735 00:31:52,621 --> 00:31:53,829 [chuckles] Busted. 736 00:31:53,830 --> 00:31:55,206 - [Gaby] Hey, Brian. - Yeah, what's up? 737 00:31:55,207 --> 00:31:57,333 We all spoke, and I'm afraid you're gonna have to cough that up. 738 00:31:57,334 --> 00:31:58,668 - What? - Yes. 739 00:31:58,669 --> 00:32:00,461 No! This is ridiculous. 740 00:32:00,462 --> 00:32:02,421 Do you all think so little of me? 741 00:32:02,422 --> 00:32:03,965 Just fucking do it. 742 00:32:03,966 --> 00:32:05,716 - Why are you on Wayfair? - Yeah. Oh, I wanted to get 743 00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:07,051 that cute ottoman that you have. 744 00:32:07,052 --> 00:32:09,345 - Thank you. Put your phone in here. - Okay, okay. I'm sorry. 745 00:32:09,346 --> 00:32:11,389 All right, it's time to eat. Paul, do you wanna do the honors? 746 00:32:11,390 --> 00:32:13,182 Let's just fucking do it. 747 00:32:13,183 --> 00:32:15,726 - Great. Perfect. - [Brian] Okay, here we go. 748 00:32:15,727 --> 00:32:17,562 - We're gonna get private time at dessert. - I know, but-- 749 00:32:17,563 --> 00:32:19,897 - We should have some pie. Okay. - Yes, yes, I promise. I promise. 750 00:32:19,898 --> 00:32:22,733 Hey. [vocalizing] 751 00:32:22,734 --> 00:32:24,861 - Here, I didn't lick this one. - [Gaby] Thank you. I don't want it. 752 00:32:24,862 --> 00:32:27,655 - Uh-huh. All right, thank you. - [Matthew] Thank you. 753 00:32:27,656 --> 00:32:31,117 - Hey, it's your turn. Come on. - [Alice] One sec. 754 00:32:31,118 --> 00:32:33,412 - And there it is. Love you. - Thank you. I love you. 755 00:32:37,082 --> 00:32:38,834 - Hey, can you hand me that? - Sure. 756 00:32:39,376 --> 00:32:40,377 Thanks. 757 00:32:41,879 --> 00:32:43,588 Why the hell did he make us open today? 758 00:32:43,589 --> 00:32:47,384 We've had, like, one customer, and they ordered 50 turkey sandwiches. 759 00:32:48,093 --> 00:32:49,094 Yeah, right? 760 00:32:52,514 --> 00:32:54,849 What time exactly do you want me to come round later? 761 00:32:54,850 --> 00:32:57,852 'Cause this pudding takes a very specific amount of time to cook, 762 00:32:57,853 --> 00:33:00,189 and if it's one minute over, it's a brick. 763 00:33:01,648 --> 00:33:02,858 Yeah, about that... 764 00:33:03,358 --> 00:33:05,319 [breathes deeply] Fuck. 765 00:33:06,111 --> 00:33:08,989 So, I... I told some of my friends you were coming, and... 766 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,786 You never told me that you got drunk and murdered someone. 767 00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:22,044 And so, now, I think that it just might be, like, weird for you to be there. 768 00:33:23,587 --> 00:33:25,380 It's... It's okay. 769 00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:31,511 I'm sorry, man. 770 00:33:31,512 --> 00:33:32,596 Don't be. 771 00:33:33,597 --> 00:33:34,598 I understand. 772 00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,143 Shit, man. 773 00:33:40,229 --> 00:33:41,229 Look, Louis, I-- 774 00:33:41,230 --> 00:33:43,106 - [stammers] - Why don't you go, and I'll, um... 775 00:33:43,607 --> 00:33:44,608 I'll lock up. 776 00:33:46,109 --> 00:33:47,110 All right. 777 00:33:55,744 --> 00:33:56,745 Hey. 778 00:34:00,582 --> 00:34:01,875 Happy Thanksgiving, man. 779 00:34:04,169 --> 00:34:05,212 You too. 780 00:34:12,135 --> 00:34:13,262 [door closes] 781 00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:19,100 [sighs] 782 00:34:19,101 --> 00:34:21,310 - [party guests chattering] - Cheers to the chef. 783 00:34:21,311 --> 00:34:23,855 [all cheering] 784 00:34:23,856 --> 00:34:25,064 To Sean! 785 00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:26,189 - I knew it. - [Gaby] Yeah. 786 00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:27,524 - No. - Ow. 787 00:34:27,525 --> 00:34:30,945 Okay, uh, our mom couldn't make it today, 788 00:34:30,946 --> 00:34:34,240 but I would like to carry on one of her favorite traditions. 789 00:34:34,241 --> 00:34:37,660 So, let's go around the room and everybody say what they're thankful for. 790 00:34:37,661 --> 00:34:38,829 [Julie] Hmm. 791 00:34:39,371 --> 00:34:40,620 Who wants to start? 792 00:34:40,621 --> 00:34:45,084 First of all, I wanna say how thankful I am to welcome Jorge into our home, 793 00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:46,919 but, Mom, you have to calm down. 794 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,088 Oh, but look how cute he is. 795 00:34:49,089 --> 00:34:50,424 I just can't turn it off, bro. 796 00:34:51,925 --> 00:34:52,926 But most of all, 797 00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,847 I wanna say how grateful I am that we're all together again. 798 00:34:58,098 --> 00:34:59,683 It means so much to me. 799 00:35:02,936 --> 00:35:03,937 Love you too, Dad. 800 00:35:04,438 --> 00:35:05,981 I'm thankful for my family. 801 00:35:07,524 --> 00:35:08,524 Me too. 802 00:35:08,525 --> 00:35:09,610 [chuckles] 803 00:35:10,235 --> 00:35:11,444 That's all of you guys. 804 00:35:11,445 --> 00:35:13,197 For my husband. 805 00:35:13,906 --> 00:35:16,574 Mmm. For my wife. 806 00:35:16,575 --> 00:35:17,491 Hello? 807 00:35:17,492 --> 00:35:18,535 - Seriously? - What the fuck? 808 00:35:19,578 --> 00:35:20,913 - What the heck? - [Derek] Fine. 809 00:35:21,496 --> 00:35:23,206 - For our boys too. [chuckles] - Yeah. 810 00:35:23,207 --> 00:35:26,751 I'm thankful to just be included, honestly. 811 00:35:26,752 --> 00:35:27,836 [groans] 812 00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:29,629 She took mine. 813 00:35:29,630 --> 00:35:32,548 But, seriously, I am very thankful to have been included. 814 00:35:32,549 --> 00:35:34,885 Um, I'm thankful for my sister. 815 00:35:37,054 --> 00:35:38,764 For my handsome new roommate. 816 00:35:41,683 --> 00:35:44,478 That next Thanksgiving, we'll both be dads. 817 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,481 That... 818 00:35:48,774 --> 00:35:50,441 Paul's done with that turkey leg. 819 00:35:50,442 --> 00:35:52,276 [chuckles] 820 00:35:52,277 --> 00:35:55,739 That I get to be here and not at fucking Morongo. 821 00:35:59,076 --> 00:36:02,037 Um. Okay. Uh. [chuckles] 822 00:36:02,579 --> 00:36:03,829 Um, I guess it's my turn. 823 00:36:03,830 --> 00:36:05,207 [Derrick] Your turn for what? 824 00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:08,668 Hey. Sorry I'm late. 825 00:36:08,669 --> 00:36:13,047 Uh, it's okay. I, uh, was just trying to figure out what I'm thankful for. 826 00:36:13,048 --> 00:36:14,132 You'll come up with something. 827 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:17,301 Oh, and I know you mentioned everyone had to bring something so, 828 00:36:17,302 --> 00:36:18,678 - I brought your mom. - [both gasp] 829 00:36:18,679 --> 00:36:20,513 - Oh, shit. Hey, that's not my mom. - Oh, God. 830 00:36:20,514 --> 00:36:22,682 - No. - Did you just take some random lady? 831 00:36:22,683 --> 00:36:24,767 No, I didn't take a random lady. This is my aunt. 832 00:36:24,768 --> 00:36:26,519 - Oh. Yeah, fuck. - [Courtney] Jesus. 833 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:27,604 That's your mom. 834 00:36:28,522 --> 00:36:29,523 I brought pie. 835 00:36:32,568 --> 00:36:34,652 - Aw. - That's so sweet. 836 00:36:34,653 --> 00:36:35,820 What kind of pie? 837 00:36:35,821 --> 00:36:37,071 Apple. 838 00:36:37,072 --> 00:36:38,990 - What kind of apple? - Babe. 839 00:36:38,991 --> 00:36:40,576 [horn blares] 840 00:36:43,412 --> 00:36:45,414 [train bellowing] 841 00:37:03,182 --> 00:37:04,641 [announcer] Attention, passengers. 842 00:37:05,392 --> 00:37:08,228 The next train to Union Station is now approaching. 843 00:37:08,729 --> 00:37:12,648 Please stand behind the yellow line until the train comes to a complete stop. 844 00:37:12,649 --> 00:37:13,775 Thank you. 845 00:37:22,409 --> 00:37:24,411 [party guests chattering] 846 00:37:25,871 --> 00:37:28,414 - Hey, wait, wait. I need you to try this. - [Alice] Oh, my God. 847 00:37:28,415 --> 00:37:30,375 [Gaby] It's so good. It's so good. 848 00:37:31,460 --> 00:37:32,794 - Nice move. - I try. [chuckles] 849 00:37:33,837 --> 00:37:35,047 I didn't go yet. 850 00:37:37,549 --> 00:37:38,799 I didn't go yet. 851 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,969 - Oh. Oh, oh. - Hey, I didn't go yet. 852 00:37:42,221 --> 00:37:45,973 Um, most of you know that I'm-I'm here under duress. 853 00:37:45,974 --> 00:37:47,308 [all laugh] 854 00:37:47,309 --> 00:37:50,061 I don't really like being the center of attention. 855 00:37:50,062 --> 00:37:51,938 - Mmm, that's not true. - I doubt that. 856 00:37:51,939 --> 00:37:53,649 It is when I'm not in control. 857 00:37:54,816 --> 00:37:58,487 Like I wasn't in control of, uh... about being here today, 858 00:37:59,863 --> 00:38:01,615 I'm also not in control of this. 859 00:38:02,491 --> 00:38:05,368 I didn't take my pills because I... [sighs] 860 00:38:05,369 --> 00:38:09,081 ...I wanna save them for when I really need them. 861 00:38:10,707 --> 00:38:12,125 Not to hide from you. 862 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,088 Sometimes it's hard not to feel sorry for myself. 863 00:38:17,172 --> 00:38:21,510 You know, poor me with my... [sighs] 864 00:38:22,261 --> 00:38:24,388 ...f-failed, fragile body. 865 00:38:26,181 --> 00:38:32,271 But then, I look around this room a-and, um... 866 00:38:36,358 --> 00:38:39,027 and I... I say to myself... 867 00:38:42,906 --> 00:38:43,907 "Lucky guy. 868 00:38:46,368 --> 00:38:47,411 I'm a lucky guy." 869 00:38:51,456 --> 00:38:55,836 I don't know how much longer I'm gonna have to... 870 00:38:58,046 --> 00:39:02,968 to work with you, hang out with you, laugh with you. 871 00:39:05,512 --> 00:39:09,765 Road's gonna get tougher and tougher. 872 00:39:09,766 --> 00:39:11,810 But I do know that I'll get through it 873 00:39:13,729 --> 00:39:16,815 because of everyone... everyone in this room. 874 00:39:21,695 --> 00:39:24,698 And that's what I'm... that's what I'm thankful for. 875 00:39:25,908 --> 00:39:27,659 'Cause we can get through anything... 876 00:39:30,454 --> 00:39:33,624 if we have people to lean on. 877 00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:38,504 I'm leaning on you. I'm leaning on you. 878 00:39:47,721 --> 00:39:49,389 [sighs, sniffles] 879 00:39:57,314 --> 00:39:58,898 [chuckling] Okay. 880 00:39:58,899 --> 00:40:01,527 [party guests chattering] 881 00:40:03,737 --> 00:40:04,780 Switch. 882 00:40:06,615 --> 00:40:07,823 - [Liz] Love you. - [laughs] 883 00:40:07,824 --> 00:40:09,618 [laughs] 884 00:40:15,332 --> 00:40:16,583 [both moaning] 885 00:40:17,543 --> 00:40:19,419 [chuckling] 886 00:40:26,802 --> 00:40:28,637 Paul, I'd like you to meet my sons. 887 00:40:33,141 --> 00:40:34,977 [bell ringing] 888 00:40:42,818 --> 00:40:43,818 Yes. 889 00:40:43,819 --> 00:40:45,529 Yes, yes, yes. 890 00:40:51,159 --> 00:40:52,159 [Derek] Thank you. 891 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:53,495 [Brian] Yes, of course. 892 00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:09,928 [bell ringing] 893 00:41:11,096 --> 00:41:13,265 [train bellows] 894 00:41:21,273 --> 00:41:22,357 [Jimmy] Hey, man. 895 00:41:28,655 --> 00:41:32,117 Turns out my daughter is more addicted to her cell phone than I realized. 896 00:41:32,618 --> 00:41:34,703 They were in a basket. It's a long story. 897 00:41:37,539 --> 00:41:38,707 Why are you here? 898 00:41:41,752 --> 00:41:44,421 I guess I'm here for her. For Alice. 899 00:41:49,801 --> 00:41:51,303 I'm probably also here for Tia. 900 00:42:02,564 --> 00:42:04,233 Mostly, I'm here for me. 901 00:42:33,679 --> 00:42:35,681 What a shitty couple of years, huh? 902 00:42:44,648 --> 00:42:45,649 Yeah. 903 00:42:51,363 --> 00:42:53,240 [Jimmy] How about her? What's her story? 904 00:42:58,453 --> 00:43:00,121 Well, she's obviously a schoolteacher. 905 00:43:00,122 --> 00:43:03,624 And she's just realized she's forgotten something very important. 906 00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:06,460 - Big test day. No No. 2 pencils. - Mmm. 907 00:43:06,461 --> 00:43:07,753 [groans] It's a nightmare. 908 00:43:07,754 --> 00:43:09,548 [chuckles] It's not the first time it's happened. 909 00:43:10,299 --> 00:43:12,675 How about this guy? He's a brooding rock star. 910 00:43:12,676 --> 00:43:15,596 No, I know that guy. He's an assassin. 911 00:43:24,813 --> 00:43:27,482 [sighs]