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A DIVISION OF TIME WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.

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♪ HOW LUCKY
CAN ONE GUY BE ♪

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♪ I KISSED HER
AND SHE KISSED ME ♪

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♪ LIKE THE FELLA
ONCE SAID... ♪

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YOU CAN HAVE
ANYTHING YOU WANT.

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IT'S YOURS
FOR THE TAKING.

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BUT WE'VE BEEN
CONDITIONED TO THINK

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THAT THIS ISN'T
FAIR SOMEHOW.

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THAT THAT'S TAKING
SOMETHING AWAY

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FROM SOMEONE
ELSE, RIGHT ?

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RIGHT.
RIGHT.

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WRONG.

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THE BOUNTY
OF THE UNIVERSE

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IS WITHOUT LIMITS.

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( female )
WHAT EXACTLY IS
BEAUTY VISION ANYWAY ?

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OH, IT'S A
PERSONALIZED

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LIFE
MANAGEMENT
SYSTEM.

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SOUNDS KINDA CULTY.

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EVERYBODY WANTS
A BETTER LIFE.

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SHIT, TWO YEARS AGO,

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I WAS LIVING OUT
OF MY FUCKING CAR.

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HE TOLD ME THE FIRST
TIME WE WENT OUT

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HE WAS GOING
TO MARRY ME.

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IT WAS
UNBELIEVABLY
ROMANTIC

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AND NOW I HAVE
THIS BEAUTIFUL BABY.

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( male )
THAT'S WHAT
BEAUTY VISION IS.

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IT'S A WAY OF SEEING
THE WORLD WITHOUT FEAR.

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NOW, THESE NEW TERRITORIES
ARE GONNA SO FAST.

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FRANCHISE FEE
IS $45,000.

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SIGN ME UP.

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ARE YOU REALLY
READY FOR THIS ?

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FUCK, YEAH.

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WELL, WELCOME
TO BEAUTY VISION.

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♪ ... MY HEAD
KEEPS SPINNING... ♪

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YOUR HUSBAND IS GORGEOUS.

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THANK YOU.

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♪... MY LIFE IS GONNA
BE BEAUTIFUL... ♪

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HE SPENDS AN HOUR ON
THE STAIRMASTER EVERY DAY.

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JESUS...

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IS THAT BLOOD, SHIT !

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( male #2 )
HE MUST'VE HIT HIS HEAD
ON THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL !

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( wife )
CHANDLER... CHANDLER !

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OH, MY GOD !

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♪ ... IN THE HEAD... ♪

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WAKE YOUR
TIRED ASS UP,
SLEEPY HEAD.

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WHAT'S FOR
BREAKFAST ?

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ME, STUPID.

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NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU
IS THE WIFE ?

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NO, NO, KEEP GOING,
KEEP GOING,

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I'M KINDA CURIOUS
AS TO HOW THIS WORKS.

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( radio playing )

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NO BREAKFAST ?

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WHY'D YOU LET ME
SLEEP SO LATE ?

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I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART
TO WAKE YOU UP.

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YOU LOOKED
SO RELAXED,

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WHICH I DON'T SEE
THAT OFTEN.

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TODAY'S THE READING
OF DAD'S WILL.

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YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT.

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IT'LL ALL BE OVER
REAL SOON.

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THANK YOU FOR
SLEEPING OVER.

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YOU SNORE.

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DON'T FORGET
ABOUT THE MEETING
TOMORROW NIGHT.

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WARNER
YOU THINK
I'D MISS A MEETING

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OF GAY POLICE
AND FIREMEN ?

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YOU'LL LIKE THESE GUYS,
THEY'RE COOL.

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I'LL PICK YOU UP
AROUND SEVEN,

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WE'LL GRAB A BITE
TO EAT FIRST.

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CALL ME BEFORE
YOU HEAD OVER.

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SO YOU CAN WEASEL
YOUR WAY OUT OF IT ?

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I NEVER KNOW
WHEN I'M GONNA
HAVE TO WORK, KEITH.

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THIS IS A BUSY
TIME FOR US.

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A LOT OF PEOPLE HOLD ON
FOR ONE LAST CHRISTMAS

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AND THEN,
B'BYE.

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I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHIATSU
WAS MORE INTENSE THAN THIS.

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OH, IT'LL
GET THERE.

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I'M JUST TRYING
TO FIND OUT

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WHERE YOU'RE
WOUNDED.

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WOUNDED ?

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I GOT STABBED
IN THE THIGH

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WITH A BIC PEN ONCE.

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I WASN'T
SPEAKING LITERALLY.

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AHH !

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OH, HERE'S
A GOOD ONE.

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OLD, BUT,

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RECENTLY REOPENED.

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YOU'RE SO
FULL OF SHIT.

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WELL, WE'RE
ALL WOUNDED.

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WE CARRY OUR WOUNDS AROUND
WITH US THROUGHOUT LIFE

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AND EVENTUALLY
THEY KILL US.

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THINGS HAPPEN THAT LEAVE
A MARK IN SPACE, IN TIME.

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IN US.

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I'M SURE THIS IS ALL
VERY DEEP AND PROFOUND,

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BUT I GET ENOUGH
DEPTH AT HOME.

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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
MY HAVEN AWAY FROM ALL THAT.

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I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE ANYTHING.

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'MORNING, DAVE.

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AREN'T THOSE THE SAME
CLOTHES YOU HAD ON
YESTERDAY ?

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EVERYTHING I OWN
LOOKS ALIKE.

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I SENSE YOU'RE
NOT BEING COMPLETELY
HONEST WITH ME, DAVE.

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HAVE YOU CHANGED ANY
SINCE YOU WERE 14 ?

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HEY, I'M ALL FOR YOU
GETTING LAID, BELIEVE ME.

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( door slamming )

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'MORNING.

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GOTTA TRY THESE,
THEY'RE HYDROPONIC.

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GROWN IN WATER ?

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I KNOW THE GUY
WHO GROWS THEM,

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HE'S A BIG SUPPLIER
TO THE CO-OP.

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SO, MY PEACHES
ARE NO GOOD.

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WHAT ?

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NO, THEY'RE FINE.

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MR. HICKEY WANTS
US THERE ON TIME

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FOR THE READING
OF THE WILL.

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WE SHOULD ALL
GO IN THE SAME CAR.

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GREAT, I HAVE TO MISS
ANOTHER DAY OF SCHOOL ?

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WHAT AM I, LIKE SOME POOR,
KNOCKED UP, VICTORIAN WAIF

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WHO HAS TO STAY
HIDDEN FROM VIEW ?

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FINE, GO
TO SCHOOL.

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STAY OUT
ALL NIGHT,

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LIVE IN THE STREETS,
SEE IF I CARE.

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WAS SHE LIKE THIS
WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP ?

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NO, NOT REALLY, BUT,

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SHE WAS WELL
ON HER WAY.

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'MORNING.

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YOU'RE LOOKING
QUITE SPIFFY IN
THAT SUIT, DAVE.

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THAT'S SO CLEVER,

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YOU'RE TALKING LIKE
THE COMPUTER IN THE MOVIE,

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WOW, YOU'RE FUNNY.

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HEY, HAVE A
HYDROPONIC RASPBERRY

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GROWN BY A GUY
NAMED GUNTHER

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WHO ONCE SLEPT
WITH STEVIE NICKS.

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EWW.

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SO, DAVE, ARE YOU GONNA
TELL US ABOUT HER ?

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WHO ?

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HE'S GOT
A FRIEND.

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HEY, ARE YOU AND
JENNIFER BACK TOGETHER ?

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NO.

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HAVE YOU MET
SOMEONE ELSE, DAVE ?

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LEAVE HIM ALONE.

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SOMEONE FROM
OUTSIDE YOUR POD ?

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SHUT UP, ASSHOLE.

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( doorbell )

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THANK YOU,
CLAIRE.

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WHY ARE YOU
STILL HERE, ANYWAY ?

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WHY DON'T YOU GO
BACK TO SEATTLE ?

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BECAUSE I WOULD MISS
THE JOYFUL SENSE

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OF BELONGING
I GET HERE.

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I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT KIND OF SERVICE
HE'D WANT.

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WELL, AT THIS SCALE,

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IT DEPENDS ON
WHO HE WAS,

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AND HOW HE
SAW HIMSELF.

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THE STATEMENT THAT
HE MADE WITH HIS LIFE.

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HE WAS, LIKE,
SO DYNAMIC.

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HE HAD HIS
OWN BUSINESS.

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BEAUTY VISION ?

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FROM THE INFOMERCIAL ?

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CHANDLER
INVENTED IT.

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LARGE SCALE.

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I'LL ARRANGE VIEWINGS
FOR TOMORROW AND THE NEXT DAY.

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INTERMENT AT CEDAR HILL,
SERVICE FOR 200.

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NOW, WE SHOULD CHOOSE AN
APPROPRIATE RESTING VESSEL,

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ONE THAT BEFITS A MAN
OF HIS STATURE.

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MAY I ASK WHAT KIND OF CAR
YOUR HUSBAND PREFERRED ?

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HE DRIVES A BMW.

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DO YOU KNOW
WHICH MODEL ?

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THE BIGGEST,
FASTEST ONE.

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I RECOMMEND
THE TITAN SERIES.

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SOLID MAHOGANY,
PAN FINISHED,

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WITH BURWOOD ACCENTS,

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THE SAME WOOD USED IN
LUXURY AUTOMOBILE INTERIORS.

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IT LOOKS EXPENSIVE.

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$9,000...

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IT'S MORE THAN
JUST A CASKET,

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IT'S A TRIBUTE,
REALLY.

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OKAY.

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ARE WE FINISHED ?

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A MAJOR CREDIT CARD
TO GET US STARTED.

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HI.

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( male )
"I, NATHANIEL SAMUEL FISHER,

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"A RESIDENT OF LOS ANGELES
COUNTY, CALIFORNIA,

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"DECLARE THIS TO BE
MY LAST WILL

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"AND REVOKE ALL FORMER
WILLS AND CODICILS.

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"FIRST, TO MY WIFE, RUTH.

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"I LEAVE ALL CASH,
BANK ACCOUNTS,

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STOCKS AND BONDS
THAT ARE IN MY NAME."

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THAT'S IN ADDITION
TO THE LIFE INSURANCE.

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"SECOND, I BEQUEATH
THE COMPANY,

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"FISHER & SONS
FUNERAL HOME,

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"AND ALL REAL PROPERTY
AND BUSINESS INTEREST

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"ATTACHED AS FOLLOWS--

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"50 PERCENT TO MY SON,
DAVID JAMES FISHER,

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AND 50 PERCENT TO MY SON,
NATHANIEL SAMUEL FISHER Jr."

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WHAT ?!

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WHAT, WAS HE HIGH ?
WHY WOULD HE DO THAT ?

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( Nate )
DAVID... !

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WOW, I GUESS
I DON'T EVEN RATE.

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NO, HE SET UP
A TRUST FOR YOU.

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DAVID !

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HEY, WAIT, DAVID !

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DAVID, DAVID,
I DON'T WANT IT.

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WELL, EXCUSE ME
WHILE I GO CONTEMPLATE
THE IRONY OF THAT.

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( Claire )
WHAT'S MY
RECOURSE HERE ?

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RECOURSE ?

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YOUR ENTIRE COLLEGE
EDUCATION IS PROVIDED FOR.

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SO, I DON'T
GET ANYTHING.

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YOU GET EDUCATION,
CLAIRE.

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A PRIVILEGE THAT
NOT EVERYONE GETS.

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WELL, WHAT IF I DON'T
WANNA GO TO COLLEGE ?

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WELL, YOU NEED IT
THESE DAYS.

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NOT JUST TO SUCCEED,
BUT, TO SURVIVE.

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OKAY, SPARE ME
THE TOUGH LOVE
RATIONALIZATION,

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JUST BOTTOM LINE IT,
PLEASE.

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SHOULD YOU DECIDE
NOT TO GO TO COLLEGE

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THE MONEY WILL BECOME
AVAILABLE TO YOU

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WHEN YOU'RE 25.

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SO, THIS IS LIKE BLACKMAIL
FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE.

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( Nate )
WHAT IN THE HELL
WAS DAD THINKING ?

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IS THIS SOME
SICK JOKE ?

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( Ruth )
IT'S "FISHER AND SONS",

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YOU'RE THE SONS.

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( Claire )
MOM GETS HALF A MILLION
IN LIFE INSURANCE,

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WHICH IS
COMPLETELY FAIR,

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BUT I HAVE THESE
HUGE STRINGS ATTACHED ?

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( Ruth )
LET'S NOT TALK
ABOUT WHAT'S FAIR.

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MOM, YOU CAN
HAVE MY HALF.

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NO, YOUR FATHER
KNEW EXACTLY WHAT
HE WAS DOING.

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HE WANTED
EVERYBODY HAPPY,
AND WE WILL BE HAPPY.

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I GUESS WHAT I WANT
IS TOTALLY IRRELEVANT.

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DAVE, LISTEN, I THINK
THIS IS ALL WRONG,

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IT SHOULD BE YOURS.

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OR YOURS AND MOMS.

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I REALLY DON'T WANNA
DISCUSS IT NOW.

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MAYBE I'LL MOVE
TO FLORIDA.

234
00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:52,900
THAT'S RIDICULOUS, MOM,
AND IT'S NOT HELPING.

235
00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,500
( Ruth )
YOU'RE ALL ADULTS,

236
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,166
AND CLAIRE WILL BE
LEAVING NEXT YEAR.

237
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,633
( Claire )
YEAH, TO JOIN
THE MARINES !

238
00:12:57,633 --> 00:12:59,533
I WANNA LEARN TO
KILL, KILL, KILL !

239
00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:08,533
IS THAT MR. SWANSON ?
HOW DOES HE LOOK ?

240
00:13:08,533 --> 00:13:09,567
EASY.

241
00:13:09,567 --> 00:13:12,500
HEAD SPLIT OPEN,
SOME SCALP WORK.

242
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,934
HAIR EXTENSIONS TO
COVER THE STITCHES,

243
00:13:14,934 --> 00:13:16,300
MAYBE.

244
00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:18,467
YOU GUYS ARE
IN MY WAY.

245
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,166
MRS. F.

246
00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:23,967
UH, VANESSA
JUST CALLED,

247
00:13:23,967 --> 00:13:25,667
WE GOT A FRESH ONE
AT BAY BREEZE.

248
00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:27,400
YOU PICK IT UP,
I'LL GET SWANSON STARTED.

249
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,900
NO CAN DO, I STILL GOTTA
FINISH MRS. HUFFINGTON.

250
00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:31,800
( Dave )
FEDERICO, HER VIEWING
IS AT 3:00.

251
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,900
( Rico )
YEAH, WELL, SHE'S
MAJORLY JAUNDICED.

252
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,934
WELL, JUST CRANK UP
THE PINK SPOTS OVER HER CASKET.

253
00:13:35,934 --> 00:13:37,900
DAVID, THE WOMAN
LOOKS LIKE A BANANA.

254
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,266
I DON'T AIRBRUSH HER,
THE FAMILY'S GONNA FREAK.

255
00:13:40,266 --> 00:13:41,600
YOU WANNA PUT HER
OUT LIKE THAT,

256
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,667
THEN TAKE MY NAME
OFF THE CERTIFICATE.

257
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:45,767
( engine revving )

258
00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:48,100
NATE, I NEED YOU
TO PICK UP A BODY

259
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:50,333
AT BAY BREEZE
NURSING HOME.

260
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,867
UHH...

261
00:13:51,867 --> 00:13:53,600
I DON'T REALLY
KNOW HOW.

262
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,633
YOU PUT 'EM ON A GURNEY,
PUT THE GURNEY IN THE CAR,

263
00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:57,600
BRING IT HOME,

264
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,100
TAKE THE ELEVATOR
TO THE BASEMENT,
PUT 'EM IN THE FREEZER.

265
00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,567
YOU THINK YOU CAN
HANDLE THAT ?

266
00:14:00,567 --> 00:14:02,300
YOU OWN HALF
THE BUSINESS NOW,

267
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,233
START PULLING
YOUR WEIGHT.

268
00:14:04,233 --> 00:14:05,600
( honking )

269
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:08,066
"NEWSFLASH",
OTHER PEOPLE EXIST !

270
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,834
HEY, GIVE ME 20 MINUTES,
I'LL GO WITH YOU.

271
00:14:18,834 --> 00:14:19,967
THANKS.

272
00:14:23,567 --> 00:14:26,500
SO, DID DAD EVER
SAY ANYTHING TO YOU

273
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,667
THAT MIGHT EXPLAIN
WHY HE WOULD DO THIS ?

274
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:31,367
LIKE, "BY THE WAY,
FEDERICO,

275
00:14:31,367 --> 00:14:33,266
I'VE LOST MY
FUCKING MIND" ?

276
00:14:33,266 --> 00:14:36,467
IT'S A GOOD
BUSINESS.

277
00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:37,867
STEADY.

278
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,900
I GUESS HE WAS
STILL PISSED AT ME

279
00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:43,900
FOR NOT GOING INTO IT,
BUT, WHAT DOES HE THINK,

280
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:45,700
HE CAN FORCE ME ?

281
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:48,500
MAYBE HE WAS
PISSED AT DAVE.

282
00:15:13,734 --> 00:15:14,834
HEY...

283
00:15:19,233 --> 00:15:22,033
YOU WANNA GO
TO A THING TONIGHT ?

284
00:15:22,033 --> 00:15:25,500
I'M REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD
FOR A THING TONIGHT, GABRIEL.

285
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,533
COME ON, DON'T GO
THROUGH THIS ALONE.

286
00:15:27,533 --> 00:15:29,700
FAT CHANCE, IT'S LIKE I GOT
A BIG SIGN ON MY HEAD

287
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:31,667
THAT SAYS, "FREAK
WITH THE DEAD DAD" !

288
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:34,734
AND LIKE ALL THESE PEOPLE
WHO ARE SO TRAGIC
EVEN KNEW HIM.

289
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,734
I MET YOUR
DAD ONCE.

290
00:15:36,734 --> 00:15:38,967
REMEMBER, HE BURIED
MY GRANDMOTHER ALICE.

291
00:15:38,967 --> 00:15:41,567
WHY ARE YOU
TALKING TO ME ?

292
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:44,166
WHAT, YOU THINK
I'M A JERK ?

293
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:45,867
YES.

294
00:15:45,867 --> 00:15:48,467
YOU KNOW
YOU'RE DIFFERENT NOW.

295
00:15:48,467 --> 00:15:51,166
I CAN SEE
THROUGH WALLS.

296
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,367
UH-HUH.

297
00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:59,300
DON'T YOUR SCANKS
NEED TO BE WALKED ?

298
00:16:03,033 --> 00:16:04,633
I WANNA SEE YOU.

299
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:21,133
MRS. FISHER ?

300
00:16:21,133 --> 00:16:23,433
I'M MATTHEW GILARDI.

301
00:16:23,433 --> 00:16:25,300
DO YOU HAVE
A MOMENT ?

302
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:30,500
DID DAVID MENTION ME
BY ANY CHANCE ?

303
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,467
I DON'T
THINK HE DID.

304
00:16:32,467 --> 00:16:34,834
WELL, I THOUGHT
I'D DROP OFF THE DETAILS

305
00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:37,467
OF OUR BUY-OUT OFFER
SO YOU COULD LOOK IT OVER.

306
00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:40,033
THE TERMS ARE
QUITE GENEROUS.

307
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,500
ESPECIALLY
THE STOCK OPTIONS.

308
00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:47,200
WHO ARE YOU
TO BUY US OUT ?

309
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,166
I NEVER SAW YOU
BEFORE IN MY LIFE.

310
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:53,066
I REPRESENT KRONER
SERVICE INTERNATIONAL.

311
00:16:53,066 --> 00:16:54,967
A CHAIN ?

312
00:16:54,967 --> 00:16:58,533
KRONER IS A FAMILY OF
QUALITY DEATH CARE
FACILITIES,

313
00:16:58,533 --> 00:17:00,066
MRS. FISHER.

314
00:17:00,066 --> 00:17:02,467
WE HAVE A 157 UNITS
IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA,

315
00:17:02,467 --> 00:17:04,800
AND WE'RE INVITING YOU
TO BE 158.

316
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,533
YOU REALLY SHOULD
DISCUSS THIS WITH
YOUR SON, DAVID.

317
00:17:07,533 --> 00:17:09,333
I HAVE TWO SONS.

318
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:10,667
REALLY ?

319
00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:12,834
I WAS ONLY
AWARE OF ONE.

320
00:17:12,834 --> 00:17:15,367
I KNOW HOW MANY SONS
I HAVE, MR. GILARDI.

321
00:17:17,867 --> 00:17:19,433
YES, MA'AM.

322
00:17:20,767 --> 00:17:23,867
JUST LOOK AT THE NUMBERS,
I'LL LET MYSELF OUT.

323
00:17:27,266 --> 00:17:28,934
( door closing )

324
00:17:28,934 --> 00:17:30,000
'MORNING.

325
00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:36,033
HOW ARE YOU
FOLKS TODAY ?

326
00:17:36,033 --> 00:17:38,033
DON'T EXPECT
TO BE POPULAR.

327
00:17:38,033 --> 00:17:40,066
HEY, BABY.

328
00:17:40,066 --> 00:17:42,000
NATE,
LOOK AT YOU.

329
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,100
LOOK AT YOU.

330
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:44,667
FOUR AND A
HALF MONTHS,

331
00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:46,266
THIS ONE WANTS
OUT ALREADY.

332
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,500
BUT HONEY, WE GOT
A LITTLE PROBLEM.

333
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,266
MY SISTER CAN'T PICK UP
JULIO FROM PRE-SCHOOL.

334
00:17:51,266 --> 00:17:53,767
SHE GOT ANOTHER CALL-BACK
FROM THAT CAT FOOD COMMERCIAL.

335
00:17:53,767 --> 00:17:55,767
YOUR SISTER, WHAT ABOUT
MY CAREER, HUH ?

336
00:17:55,767 --> 00:17:57,734
I CAN'T DO IT,
NOT TODAY,

337
00:17:57,734 --> 00:17:59,400
DAVID'S HEAD
WOULD EXPLODE.

338
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,533
NATE, YOU OUGHTA
REMIND YOUR BROTHER

339
00:18:01,533 --> 00:18:02,967
HOW MANY CLIENTS
I HAVE REFERRED

340
00:18:02,967 --> 00:18:04,300
TO YOU GUYS
FROM HERE,

341
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,233
AND TELL HIM TO
CUT RICO SOME SLACK.

342
00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:07,433
( Spanish )

343
00:18:07,433 --> 00:18:08,533
NO, NO, NO !

344
00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:10,300
( Spanish )

345
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,433
... AND YOU WON'T ?!

346
00:18:15,467 --> 00:18:17,667
RICO, GO.

347
00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:20,200
I'M THE NEW
BOSS, RIGHT ?

348
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,867
OKAY.

349
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:24,567
I'M TELLING DAVE
YOU SAID I COULD.

350
00:18:24,567 --> 00:18:25,567
YEAH.

351
00:18:25,567 --> 00:18:26,667
YEAH.

352
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:28,233
I CAN DO THIS.

353
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,500
I JUST NEED SOME HELP
GETTING HIM ONTO THE GURNEY.

354
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:43,567
YOU CAN TOUCH HIM IF
YOU WEAR ONE OF THESE.

355
00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:45,467
BELIEVE ME,
HE WON'T MIND.

356
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,900
YOU ALRIGHT ?

357
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:51,667
PULL THE BED BACK,
LINE IT UP WITH THE GURNEY.

358
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:52,767
ALRIGHT.

359
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,734
OKAY.

360
00:18:56,734 --> 00:18:58,033
THAT GOOD ?

361
00:18:58,033 --> 00:18:59,967
YEAH, TAKE THIS
OFF FOR A SECOND.

362
00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:04,066
ALRIGHTY, GRAB
HIS SHOULDERS.

363
00:19:04,066 --> 00:19:05,300
ON THREE.

364
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:06,600
READY ?

365
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:07,934
ONE,

366
00:19:07,934 --> 00:19:09,333
TWO,

367
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:10,467
THREE.

368
00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:13,767
WHOA !

369
00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:18,233
ANGEL LUST.

370
00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:20,266
DOES THAT
HAPPEN A LOT ?

371
00:19:20,266 --> 00:19:21,900
UH, A FAIR AMOUNT.

372
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:24,867
YOU CAN BE DEAD, BUT
YOU'RE NEVER REALLY DEAD.

373
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:32,166
( groaning noises )

374
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,734
( phone ringing )

375
00:19:38,033 --> 00:19:38,967
HELLO.

376
00:19:38,967 --> 00:19:40,500
SO, I'VE BEEN
THINKING.

377
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,033
WE'VE SKIPPED WAY
TOO MANY STEPS,

378
00:19:42,033 --> 00:19:43,633
WE NEED TO HAVE
A FIRST DATE.

379
00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:45,000
OKAY.

380
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,166
I'M AT PINOT IN HOLLYWOOD,
KNOW WHERE THAT IS ?

381
00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:48,533
UH, YOU MEAN
RIGHT NOW ?

382
00:19:48,533 --> 00:19:49,900
YEAH.

383
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:53,233
I'D LOVE TO, BUT,
I'VE GOT A DEAD BODY
IN THE CAR WITH ME.

384
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,900
WELL, I CAN
CERTAINLY UNDERSTAND

385
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,767
WHY YOU WOULDN'T WANT
TO GET AWAY FROM THAT.

386
00:19:56,767 --> 00:19:59,934
C'MON, JUST
A GLASS OF WINE,
15 MINUTES,

387
00:19:59,934 --> 00:20:01,533
THE DEAD GUY
WON'T MIND.

388
00:20:04,066 --> 00:20:07,033
DO ME A FAVOR,
KEEP IT OUT
OF THE SUN.

389
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,867
I HAD FORGOTTEN,
THEY MAKE NOISES.

390
00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:12,867
THE AIR COMES OUT,
IT'S LIKE...

391
00:20:12,867 --> 00:20:14,867
( groaning )

392
00:20:14,867 --> 00:20:16,000
NO !

393
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,667
DAD KNEW I HATED THIS
WHOLE FUCKED UP BUSINESS.

394
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:21,467
HE SHOULD
RESPECT THAT.

395
00:20:21,467 --> 00:20:23,934
WELL, POOR DAVE,
I'D BE PISSED TOO.

396
00:20:23,934 --> 00:20:25,367
ALTHOUGH, HE DOES
SEEM TO TAKE IT

397
00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:27,767
TO THIS EXTRA,
OLD TESTAMENT LEVEL.

398
00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:31,233
SO, DOES THIS MEAN
YOU'RE NOT GOING BACK
TO SEATTLE ON SUNDAY ?

399
00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:32,633
FUCK.

400
00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:34,934
OKAY, DON'T
THINK ABOUT IT.

401
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,333
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.

402
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:39,367
LIKE THIS IS
OUR FIRST DATE,

403
00:20:39,367 --> 00:20:41,900
AND WE NEVER HAD SEX
BEFORE YOU KNEW MY NAME.

404
00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:44,667
YOU MEAN THE RECAP
OF MAJOR LIFE EVENTS

405
00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:46,700
TOLD IN A HUMOROUS AND
SELF DEPRECATING WAY,

406
00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:49,133
WHICH ALMOST ALWAYS
GETS ME LAID ?

407
00:20:49,133 --> 00:20:50,600
NO.

408
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:51,967
WHY NOT ?

409
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:55,133
I'M NOT THAT GUY
WITH YOU.

410
00:20:55,133 --> 00:20:56,533
WHO ARE YOU ?

411
00:20:57,500 --> 00:21:00,000
I DON'T KNOW,
SOMEBODY NEW.

412
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,200
IT'S BECAUSE
OF YOUR FATHER.

413
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,900
YOU WERE WITH ME
AT YOUR MOST VULNERABLE.

414
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,266
YOU FELT COMFORTABLE,

415
00:21:10,266 --> 00:21:12,567
YOU FELT
REALLY ACCEPTED.

416
00:21:13,734 --> 00:21:17,066
DO YOU ALWAYS ANALYZE
GUYS ON THE FIRST DATE ?

417
00:21:17,066 --> 00:21:18,500
ONLY IF THEY'RE
INTERESTING.

418
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,233
OH, SO YOU THINK
I'M INTERESTING.

419
00:21:20,233 --> 00:21:21,600
YEAH !

420
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,800
I DON'T MEET THAT MANY
MEN WITH DEAD GUYS

421
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,967
WITH HARD-ONS
IN THEIR CAR.

422
00:21:31,934 --> 00:21:33,934
( sniffing )

423
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,467
SO, WHEN MRS. SWANSON'S
CREDIT CARD DIDN'T GO THROUGH,

424
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,133
I RAN A CREDIT CHECK

425
00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:44,000
AND THEY WERE IN DEBT
UP TO THEIR EARS.

426
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,333
WE HAVE A $3,200 TITAN CASKET
BEING DELIVERED TOMORROW.

427
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:50,500
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
THERE'S AN OFFER TO
BUY US OUT ?

428
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,834
I'D KNOWN WHAT
YOU AND DAD THOUGHT

429
00:21:52,834 --> 00:21:54,433
OF KRONER SERVICE
INTERNATIONAL.

430
00:21:54,433 --> 00:21:56,600
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT I THINK.

431
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,133
NOT THAT IT
MATTERS TO YOU.

432
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:02,066
AND NATE IS
NOT YOUR ENEMY.

433
00:22:02,066 --> 00:22:03,800
HE'LL DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT.

434
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,266
WHY DO YOU
SAY THAT ?

435
00:22:05,266 --> 00:22:07,734
HE SPENT HIS ENTIRE LIFE
DOING WHAT HE  WANTS.

436
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:13,734
DAD MUST'VE
REALLY HATED ME.

437
00:22:13,734 --> 00:22:14,867
HUSH.

438
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:20,900
IT'S FISHER & SONS,
THAT'S GOTTA CONTINUE.

439
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:23,333
AND YOU'RE NEVER
GONNA HAVE ANY KIDS.

440
00:22:28,667 --> 00:22:31,333
WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME,
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG ?

441
00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:33,700
I STOPPED
TO EAT.

442
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:35,266
I WISH
YOU'D CALLED.

443
00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:37,934
I THINK MR. SAUREZ
KINDA SHIT HIMSELF.

444
00:22:37,934 --> 00:22:39,500
IS THAT NORMAL ?

445
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:40,800
YOU STOPPED
TO EAT ?

446
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,767
DO YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT
FOR HUMAN LIFE AT ALL ?

447
00:22:42,767 --> 00:22:44,734
I HAVE A HUGE RESPECT
FOR HUMAN LIFE.

448
00:22:44,734 --> 00:22:46,400
I JUST DIDN'T KNOW
THEY CAN TAKE A DUMP
WHEN THEY'RE DEAD !

449
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,867
WELL, THEY CAN,
MAKE A NOTE !

450
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,500
BOYS, I DON'T LIKE
THIS BICKERING.

451
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,934
YEAH, WELL, I DON'T LIKE YOU
SLEEPING WITH HAIRDRESSERS.

452
00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:07,233
LOOK, DON'T TAKE
THIS OUT ON MOM.

453
00:23:07,233 --> 00:23:08,900
WHAT IS IT YOU
WANNA SAY TO ME ?

454
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,734
WELL, THERE'S A BODY
THAT SPENT OVER TWO HOURS

455
00:23:12,734 --> 00:23:14,667
IN A VAN,
UNREFRIDGERATED,

456
00:23:14,667 --> 00:23:16,266
DECOMPOSING AT
A RATE MUCH FASTER

457
00:23:16,266 --> 00:23:17,834
THAN YOU COULD
EVER IMAGINE.

458
00:23:17,834 --> 00:23:19,867
THANKS FOR MAKING MY LIFE
JUST THAT MUCH MORE DIFFICULT.

459
00:23:19,867 --> 00:23:21,767
THANKS FOR UNDERMINING
MY AUTHORITY

460
00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:23,200
WITH OUR EMPLOYEES,

461
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,066
AND THANKS FOR MAKING
IT SO CLEAR TO ME

462
00:23:25,066 --> 00:23:26,800
THAT MY CHOICE TO
DEDICATE MYSELF

463
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,667
TO THIS BUSINESS
AND TO THIS FAMILY

464
00:23:28,667 --> 00:23:30,066
WAS REALLY STUPID.

465
00:23:30,066 --> 00:23:31,934
BECAUSE, APPARENTLY
I WOULD HAVE BEEN REWARDED

466
00:23:31,934 --> 00:23:33,934
JUST THE SAME FOR
WASTING MY LIFE.

467
00:23:33,934 --> 00:23:35,900
OH, MY LIFE IS
A WASTE, FUCK YOU !

468
00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:37,133
AT LEAST
I ENJOY IT.

469
00:23:37,133 --> 00:23:39,266
YEAH, WELL,
LUCKY YOU.

470
00:23:40,467 --> 00:23:43,000
DAVE, AT LEAST
LET ME HELP.

471
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,633
YOU'VE HELPED ENOUGH !

472
00:23:57,934 --> 00:24:00,834
THIS IS NOT FAIR
THAT MY WHOLE LIFE

473
00:24:00,834 --> 00:24:02,734
IS BEING DECIDED
BY OTHER PEOPLE.

474
00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:04,900
HEY, COLLEGE
IS PAID FOR,

475
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:07,233
THEY HAVE
GREAT PARTIES.

476
00:24:07,233 --> 00:24:08,900
NO STUDENT LOANS
TO PAY OFF.

477
00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:11,066
I'M NOT EXACTLY
A PARTY PERSON.

478
00:24:11,066 --> 00:24:12,934
BY THE WAY,
THAT SHIT YOU GAVE ME

479
00:24:12,934 --> 00:24:15,233
THE NIGHT MY DAD DIED,
IT REALLY FUCKED ME UP.

480
00:24:15,233 --> 00:24:17,633
I'M SORRY
ABOUT THAT.

481
00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:20,467
YOU SHOULD BE.

482
00:24:23,633 --> 00:24:26,200
JUST, WHY IS COLLEGE
LIKE, THE ONLY OPTION ?

483
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,400
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT I WANNA DO.

484
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,266
I JUST FEEL LIKE THERE'S
SOMETHING INSIDE ME.

485
00:24:31,266 --> 00:24:33,834
I'D JUST LIKE TO
FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS

486
00:24:33,834 --> 00:24:36,266
BEFORE I GET COMPLETELY
REPROGRAMMED.

487
00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,700
NOBODY CAN
REPROGRAM YOU.

488
00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:41,333
YOU'RE THE MOST ORIGINAL
GIRL IN THE SCHOOL.

489
00:24:41,333 --> 00:24:44,300
LOOK AT THIS CAR
THAT YOU DRIVE.

490
00:24:45,533 --> 00:24:47,767
THIS FACE
THAT YOU DRIVE.

491
00:24:48,667 --> 00:24:50,567
THANKS A LOT.

492
00:24:50,567 --> 00:24:52,333
LIAR.

493
00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:53,700
I'M SERIOUS.

494
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:56,433
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH GUTS IT TAKES
TO BE SOMEBODY LIKE YOU ?

495
00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:13,100
YOU CAN TOUCH 'EM
IF YOU WEAR ONE OF THESE.

496
00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:14,900
BELIEVE ME,
HE WON'T MIND.

497
00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:16,433
HE WON'T CARE.

498
00:25:21,633 --> 00:25:23,867
WHO DO YOU GOT
THERE, DAVID ?

499
00:25:23,867 --> 00:25:25,367
WHO IS THAT ?

500
00:25:25,367 --> 00:25:28,000
IT'S HIM ?
THAT'S MR. BLOOMBERG ?

501
00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:31,433
PUT HIM RIGHT DOWN
NEXT HIM THERE.

502
00:25:31,433 --> 00:25:33,934
OH, MY GOODNESS.

503
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,133
YOU'RE OKAY, DAVID.

504
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,400
( footsteps )

505
00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:52,867
MOM WANTS
TO SEE US.

506
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:07,767
I'M GOING ON A HIKE
WITH SOMEONE.

507
00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:09,367
OKAY.

508
00:26:09,367 --> 00:26:11,266
OKAY ?

509
00:26:11,266 --> 00:26:13,500
I AM NOT ASKING
YOUR PERMISSION, DAVID.

510
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,867
I AM YOUR MOTHER,
HOW DARE YOU !

511
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,166
YOU BOTH HAVE
PRIVATE LIVES.

512
00:26:20,166 --> 00:26:21,967
AND I KNOW IT.

513
00:26:24,667 --> 00:26:26,767
WHY SHOULDN'T I ?

514
00:26:26,767 --> 00:26:27,567
YOU SHOULD.

515
00:26:29,333 --> 00:26:31,166
GO.

516
00:26:31,166 --> 00:26:33,433
EXCUSE ME, I NEED
HER TO MEET WITH
MRS. SWANSON.

517
00:26:33,433 --> 00:26:36,200
IT'S FISHER & SONS.

518
00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:40,633
WELL, THIS SUCKS.

519
00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:42,800
I HAVE TO GO FIGHT FOR
A HOLE IN THE GROUND

520
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,333
AT ROSEMONT CEMETERY

521
00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:46,433
OR MR. AND MRS. SAUREZ
WON'T BE BURIED TOGETHER.

522
00:26:46,433 --> 00:26:49,767
THEY'LL BE ON OPPOSITE SIDES
OF THE GODDAMN FREEWAY.

523
00:26:53,834 --> 00:26:55,233
DAVE,

524
00:26:55,233 --> 00:26:57,033
LISTEN...

525
00:27:00,734 --> 00:27:02,900
CAN I DO ANYTHING
TO HELP ?

526
00:27:04,133 --> 00:27:07,133
CAN YOU TELL ADELE SWANSON
WE KNOW SHE'S BROKE

527
00:27:07,133 --> 00:27:09,133
AND CAN'T AFFORD
THE FUNERAL SHE ORDERED ?

528
00:27:09,133 --> 00:27:11,500
CAN YOU DO THAT ?

529
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:12,967
I GUESS.

530
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,467
YES.

531
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,800
THE SWANSONS
ARE CON ARTISTS.

532
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,033
THEY RAN A FRANCHISE
PYRAMID SCHEME,

533
00:27:20,033 --> 00:27:22,867
THEY HAVE NO MONEY,
AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA
CON US TOO.

534
00:27:22,867 --> 00:27:24,166
I MADE SOME NOTES,

535
00:27:24,166 --> 00:27:26,100
IN CASE YOU'RE NOT FAMILIAR
WITH CREDIT REPORTS.

536
00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:28,800
YOU KNOW,
I WORK WITH VENDORS.

537
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,867
BIG ONES,
NATIONAL ONES.

538
00:27:30,867 --> 00:27:33,500
I'M NOT A IDIOT,
I CAN DO THIS.

539
00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:38,734
THANK YOU.

540
00:27:44,767 --> 00:27:46,600
SHIT.

541
00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:00,500
WHAT ?

542
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:04,300
DO YOU HAVE TO BE
ANYWHERE TONIGHT ?

543
00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:07,300
NOT REALLY.

544
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:19,533
THE OTHER MR. FISHER
RECOMMENDED THE $9,000 COFFIN,

545
00:28:19,533 --> 00:28:21,333
I DIDN'T ASK FOR IT.

546
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:23,867
I THINK CREMATION IS
MUCH MORE DIGNIFIED.

547
00:28:23,867 --> 00:28:26,000
AND, IT'S WITHIN RANGE,

548
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,934
GIVEN THE FINANCIAL
SITUATION.

549
00:28:27,934 --> 00:28:29,567
CHANDLER CREATED
BEAUTY VISION,

550
00:28:29,567 --> 00:28:32,266
WE HAVE FRANCHISES
IN 13 STATES,

551
00:28:32,266 --> 00:28:34,000
AND THE NATION
OF URUGUAY.

552
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,433
HOW MUCH DID YOU KNOW ABOUT
YOUR HUSBAND'S BUSINESS ?

553
00:28:36,433 --> 00:28:39,233
'CAUSE HE'S BEEN RUNNING UP
BAD DEBTS FOR SOME TIME.

554
00:28:39,233 --> 00:28:41,667
WE WERE ALWAYS MOVING,
I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS

555
00:28:41,667 --> 00:28:43,767
BECAUSE HE WAS MAKING
SO MUCH MONEY.

556
00:28:43,767 --> 00:28:46,900
EACH PLACE WAS NICER
THAN THE LAST.

557
00:28:48,934 --> 00:28:51,033
FORMER PARTNERS
ARE SUING HIM,

558
00:28:51,033 --> 00:28:53,700
YOU HAVE SEVERAL
CREDIT CARDS MAXED OUT,

559
00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:57,533
RUN-INS WITH THE IRS
DATING TO 1996,

560
00:28:57,533 --> 00:28:59,734
AND YALE UNIVERSITY
WOULD LIKE HIM

561
00:28:59,734 --> 00:29:02,066
TO QUIT TELLING PEOPLE
HE WENT THERE.

562
00:29:02,066 --> 00:29:04,467
THIS CAN'T
BE HAPPENING.

563
00:29:04,467 --> 00:29:07,300
I HAVE A BABY !

564
00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:09,533
I CAN'T GO BACK
TO WAITRESSING.

565
00:29:09,533 --> 00:29:11,166
AND NOW YOU'RE
TELLING ME

566
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,233
THAT WE CAN'T EVEN
AFFORD A COFFIN ?

567
00:29:13,233 --> 00:29:15,467
WHAT WILL
PEOPLE THINK ?

568
00:29:16,934 --> 00:29:19,033
MRS. SWANSON, I'M
SITTING HERE THINKING,

569
00:29:19,033 --> 00:29:20,800
WHY DON'T
YOU RENT IT ?

570
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,166
HOW MUCH WOULD
THAT BE ?

571
00:29:23,166 --> 00:29:24,934
HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE ?

572
00:29:24,934 --> 00:29:28,233
I DON'T KNOW,
MY ATM CARD'S
NOT WORKING.

573
00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:30,467
WE'LL WORK
SOMETHING OUT.

574
00:29:30,467 --> 00:29:32,967
AND AFTERWARDS

575
00:29:32,967 --> 00:29:35,600
WE'LL GIVE YOU
HIS ASHES IN AN URN.

576
00:29:50,900 --> 00:29:52,200
OH !

577
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,600
YOU REALLY LOVED HIM,
DIDN'T YOU ?

578
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,834
OKAY, IT'S OKAY.

579
00:29:59,767 --> 00:30:02,066
IT'S ALRIGHT,
LET IT OUT.

580
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:15,100
I THINK IT'S GOOD YOU
TOLD YOUR BOYS ABOUT ME.

581
00:30:15,100 --> 00:30:17,867
ARE YOU KIDDING ?
IT WAS INSANE.

582
00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:21,300
I CERTAINLY DIDN'T
CHOOSE TO DO IT,

583
00:30:21,300 --> 00:30:23,333
IT JUST HAPPENED.

584
00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:24,467
IT WAS BRAVE.

585
00:30:24,467 --> 00:30:26,000
IT WAS GUILT.

586
00:30:28,834 --> 00:30:31,000
I LOVE
MY HUSBAND.

587
00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:35,100
I KNOW YOU DO.

588
00:30:38,633 --> 00:30:41,967
HIRAM, WHEN
I THINK OF US NOW...

589
00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:45,100
I FEEL LIKE I'M WATCHING
THE WHOLE THING

590
00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:47,967
ON SOME SEX CHANNEL
ON CABLE TV.

591
00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:50,900
IS THAT RIGHT ?

592
00:30:51,667 --> 00:30:52,700
YES.

593
00:30:53,867 --> 00:30:57,033
AND THAT MY HUSBAND
MIGHT BE WATCHING IT, TOO.

594
00:30:59,367 --> 00:31:02,033
I WANT SOME CHANGES MADE,
I'LL TELL YOU THAT.

595
00:31:02,033 --> 00:31:05,300
I'M NOT ANSWERING DEAD CALLS
ALL NIGHT LONG ANYMORE.

596
00:31:05,300 --> 00:31:07,700
LET THEM HIRE
SOMEBODY, OR,

597
00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:10,367
SELL THE BUSINESS,
OR WHATEVER.

598
00:31:13,166 --> 00:31:14,834
I WANNA TAKE
YOU SOMEWHERE,

599
00:31:14,834 --> 00:31:16,100
AWAY FROM ALL THIS.

600
00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:17,033
NO.

601
00:31:17,033 --> 00:31:18,333
THEY'RE ADULTS.

602
00:31:18,333 --> 00:31:21,300
THEY CAN TAKE CARE
OF THEMSELVES.

603
00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:24,567
I HAVE TWO PLANE TICKETS
TO COSTA RICA,

604
00:31:24,567 --> 00:31:26,066
A WEEK FROM MONDAY.

605
00:31:26,066 --> 00:31:27,533
SEPARATE ROOMS.

606
00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:32,867
I WAS 19 WHEN
I GOT MARRIED.

607
00:31:32,867 --> 00:31:35,400
I'VE NEVER BEEN
ON MY OWN.

608
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,166
I WOULDN'T
EVEN KNOW HOW.

609
00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:43,867
I'M SORRY.

610
00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:49,033
YOU'RE A VERY
KIND PERSON, AND,

611
00:31:49,033 --> 00:31:50,934
YOU'VE BEEN GOOD TO ME.

612
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,500
I'M SORRY.

613
00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:00,767
GOODBYE.

614
00:32:11,567 --> 00:32:21,166
♪ ( country rock playing )

615
00:32:21,166 --> 00:32:24,100
GOOD CHOICE
OF MUSIC.

616
00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:26,734
IT'S FROM HIS CAR.

617
00:32:26,734 --> 00:32:29,800
IT'S THE LAST CD
HE EVER HEARD.

618
00:32:33,133 --> 00:32:35,367
( male )
ADELE SWANSON !

619
00:32:35,367 --> 00:32:37,834
YOUR HUSBAND
OWES ME $45,000.

620
00:32:37,834 --> 00:32:39,867
LISTEN, HE KEPT IT
ALL FROM HER.

621
00:32:39,867 --> 00:32:41,500
NOW SHE'S BROKE
WITH A BABY,

622
00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:42,800
AND YOU'RE GONNA
LEAVE HER ALONE.

623
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,367
WHO THE FUCK
ARE YOU ?!

624
00:32:44,367 --> 00:32:46,433
I OWN THIS PLACE,
GET THE HELL OUT
BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.

625
00:32:46,433 --> 00:32:47,800
YOU PEOPLE SUCK.

626
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,000
( door slamming )

627
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,066
WHAT WAS THAT ?

628
00:32:52,066 --> 00:32:54,633
SOME FREAK SWANSON
OWED MONEY TO.

629
00:32:59,066 --> 00:33:02,567
NATE, I NOTICE
MR. SWANSON IS IN
THE TITAN CASKET.

630
00:33:02,567 --> 00:33:04,767
YEAH, YEAH, BUT
SHE'S GIVING IT BACK.

631
00:33:04,767 --> 00:33:06,533
I MADE THE DEAL
FOR CREMATION.

632
00:33:06,533 --> 00:33:09,500
THEY CAN'T GIVE IT BACK,
BY LAW, IT HAS TO BE
BURNED WITH HIM.

633
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:11,700
YOU JUST COST US $9,000,
YOU FUCKING MORON.

634
00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:12,834
WHAT ?

635
00:33:12,834 --> 00:33:14,266
( doorbell )

636
00:33:14,266 --> 00:33:16,667
HOW WAS I  SUPPOSED
TO KNOW THAT ?

637
00:33:21,066 --> 00:33:23,633
I'M SO SORRY
ABOUT YOUR FATHER.

638
00:33:23,633 --> 00:33:25,200
JENNIFER.

639
00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:31,667
I WAS IN BOCA RATON.

640
00:33:31,667 --> 00:33:33,734
MY MOM HAD TO HAVE
HER HIP REPLACED.

641
00:33:33,734 --> 00:33:35,066
OH, DEAR,
HOW IS SHE ?

642
00:33:35,066 --> 00:33:36,633
SHE'S BETTER,
THANKS.

643
00:33:36,633 --> 00:33:38,834
SO, I DIDN'T FIND OUT
ABOUT MR. FISHER

644
00:33:38,834 --> 00:33:40,367
'TIL YESTERDAY.

645
00:33:40,367 --> 00:33:42,967
I'M JUST
HEARTBROKEN
ABOUT IT.

646
00:33:42,967 --> 00:33:44,667
I'LL MISS HIM.

647
00:33:44,667 --> 00:33:46,233
WELL,
HE ADORED YOU.

648
00:33:49,734 --> 00:33:51,800
OH, DAVID,

649
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,000
I WON'T BE ANSWERING
THE PHONES ANYMORE.

650
00:33:57,433 --> 00:33:59,233
UH, OKAY.

651
00:34:09,967 --> 00:34:12,200
NOW EVERY PART
OF YOUR BODY

652
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,867
HAS A NEW
MEANING TO ME.

653
00:34:15,367 --> 00:34:17,400
WE SHOULD GO.

654
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,000
LIKE YOUR NOSE.

655
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,233
C'MON.

656
00:34:21,233 --> 00:34:23,567
AND YOUR
LITTLE HANDS.

657
00:34:23,567 --> 00:34:25,333
HANDS I GET.

658
00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:28,834
AND YOUR TOES.

659
00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:31,000
IT'S TICKLISH.

660
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,467
HERE, TRY THESE.

661
00:34:32,467 --> 00:34:34,300
YOU CAN
PLAY WITH MINE.

662
00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:37,400
YOU'RE RIGHT, NOW
I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING.

663
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,200
SEE, IT'S PERFECT.

664
00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:43,967
WOULD YOU, UM...

665
00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:49,500
NAH, I'M EMBARRASSED.

666
00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:50,433
WHAT ?

667
00:34:53,467 --> 00:34:56,333
WOULD YOU RUB IT ?

668
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:00,767
OKAY.

669
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:05,233
YOU'RE MAKING
MY TOE HARD.

670
00:35:08,633 --> 00:35:11,367
DO YOU WANT
TO KISS IT ?

671
00:35:11,367 --> 00:35:12,767
YOUR TOE ?

672
00:35:12,767 --> 00:35:14,000
NO.

673
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,100
C'MON, I'LL DO
SOMETHING FOR YOU.

674
00:35:16,100 --> 00:35:17,033
ANYTHING.

675
00:35:20,433 --> 00:35:23,400
AREN'T YOU
FORGETTING SOMETHING ?

676
00:35:24,533 --> 00:35:25,967
OH.

677
00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:28,567
PLEASE.

678
00:35:40,333 --> 00:35:43,867
UGH, YOU FILTHY,
DEAD FUCK.

679
00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:51,567
HEY, NATE.

680
00:35:51,567 --> 00:35:52,900
KEITH.

681
00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:54,900
I MET YOU AT
YOUR DAD'S VIEWING.

682
00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:56,934
OH, YEAH, DAVID'S
RACQUETBALL PARTNER.

683
00:35:56,934 --> 00:35:59,934
YEAH, IS, UH,
DAVID INSIDE ?

684
00:35:59,934 --> 00:36:03,567
NO, HE WENT OUT FOR DINNER
WITH HIS EX FIANCE.

685
00:36:03,567 --> 00:36:06,734
SHE MISSED DAD'S FUNERAL,
AND THEY WERE PRETTY CLOSE.

686
00:36:06,734 --> 00:36:09,533
HEY, THAT'S COOL,
I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY.

687
00:36:09,533 --> 00:36:11,433
I HAVE HIS CELL PHONE NUMBER
IF YOU WANNA GIVE HIM A CALL.

688
00:36:11,433 --> 00:36:13,567
I ALREADY GAVE IT A SHOT,
HE DIDN'T ANSWER.

689
00:36:13,567 --> 00:36:16,033
HEY, IS DAVID
ANY GOOD,

690
00:36:16,033 --> 00:36:18,533
AT RACQUETBALL,
'CAUSE,

691
00:36:18,533 --> 00:36:20,333
WE USED TO PLAY WHEN
I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL

692
00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:22,333
AND HE WAS PATHETIC,
RUNNIN' INTO WALLS.

693
00:36:22,333 --> 00:36:24,400
YEAH, I THINK YOU'D
BE PRETTY SURPRISED

694
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,367
JUST HOW GOOD
HE'S GOTTEN.

695
00:36:26,367 --> 00:36:28,667
WELL, I'LL TELL HIM
YOU CAME BY.

696
00:36:28,667 --> 00:36:30,100
THANKS.

697
00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:42,533
DEAR GOD.

698
00:36:50,033 --> 00:36:52,467
I NEED TO
GET HIS WATCH.

699
00:36:52,467 --> 00:36:55,100
I NEED TO SELL IT
FOR THE MONEY.

700
00:36:57,300 --> 00:36:59,734
MY LIFE IS OVER.

701
00:36:59,734 --> 00:37:01,800
THIS IS A HARD TIME,
THE HARDEST.

702
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,033
IT WAS ALL A LIE.

703
00:37:04,033 --> 00:37:05,567
HE LEFT US
WITH NOTHING

704
00:37:05,567 --> 00:37:07,533
BECAUSE THERE
NEVER WAS ANYTHING.

705
00:37:11,667 --> 00:37:13,100
BASTARD !

706
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,800
( door closing )

707
00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:35,667
I ALMOST DIED WHEN I SAW
OUR ENGAGEMENT PICTURES

708
00:37:35,667 --> 00:37:37,467
STILL ON
YOUR MANTLE.

709
00:37:37,467 --> 00:37:38,900
WHY ?

710
00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:41,867
MY FAMILY LOVED YOU,
MY FATHER ESPECIALLY.

711
00:37:41,867 --> 00:37:44,300
HE LOVED YOU.

712
00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:47,233
HE HAD A FUNNY
WAY OF SHOWING IT.

713
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,700
I'M DRUNK.

714
00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:56,633
THEN I CAN ASK.

715
00:37:57,567 --> 00:37:59,767
ARE YOU HAPPY ?

716
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,033
I'M STILL ME.

717
00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:08,967
YOUR FATHER KNEW.

718
00:38:09,867 --> 00:38:12,066
WE HAD COFFEE ONCE
AND HE TOLD ME

719
00:38:12,066 --> 00:38:14,700
HE UNDERSTOOD WHY
WE COULDN'T BE TOGETHER.

720
00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:16,533
HE SAID YOU SPENT
SO MUCH TIME

721
00:38:16,533 --> 00:38:18,500
TRYING TO MAKE
OTHER PEOPLE HAPPY,

722
00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:21,233
YOU NEVER THOUGHT
ABOUT YOURSELF.

723
00:38:21,233 --> 00:38:23,934
HE WORRIED
ABOUT THAT.

724
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:30,066
SO, DO YOU HAVE
ANYONE NOW ?

725
00:38:34,066 --> 00:38:36,467
CAN YOU TELL
ME ABOUT HIM ?

726
00:38:36,467 --> 00:38:38,900
YOU'RE COMPLETELY WRONG
ABOUT MY FATHER.

727
00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:41,367
YOU DIDN'T
KNOW HIM AT ALL,
NOBODY DID.

728
00:38:46,633 --> 00:38:49,633
LET'S GET A ROOM
AND FUCK OUR BRAINS OUT,

729
00:38:49,633 --> 00:38:51,133
HOW ABOUT IT ?

730
00:38:51,133 --> 00:38:53,367
JESUS, DAVID.

731
00:39:03,734 --> 00:39:05,100
HI.

732
00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:07,767
I GOT YOUR MESSAGE,
SORRY I DIDN'T CALL YOU BACK.

733
00:39:07,767 --> 00:39:09,734
I HAD TO GO OUT
TO COUNTY HOSPITAL.

734
00:39:09,734 --> 00:39:12,100
THE BODY'S STILL
IN LONG BEACH.

735
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:14,133
THE AUTOPSY'S
NOT EVEN FINISHED YET.

736
00:39:14,133 --> 00:39:15,900
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

737
00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:17,967
HOW WAS
THE MEETING ?

738
00:39:19,033 --> 00:39:20,700
EVERYONE ASKED
ABOUT YOU.

739
00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:22,600
THEY WANNA MEET YOU.

740
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,767
I WANNA MEET THEM.

741
00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:28,834
I'M A LITTLE DRUNK,

742
00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:31,100
YOU MIGHT HAVE TO
UNDRESS ME.

743
00:39:31,100 --> 00:39:32,600
OKAY.

744
00:39:33,834 --> 00:39:36,133
RIGHT AFTER YOU
STOP LYING TO ME.

745
00:40:40,333 --> 00:40:42,133
UHH, BRENDA ?

746
00:40:42,133 --> 00:40:43,900
YES, NATE.

747
00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:46,967
WHY IS MY NAME
TATTOOED ON
YOUR ASS ?

748
00:40:46,967 --> 00:40:49,266
IT'S NOT YOUR NAME.

749
00:40:50,367 --> 00:40:52,533
YES, IT IS.

750
00:40:53,734 --> 00:40:56,467
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY
PERSON NAMED THAT.

751
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,967
NATE, IT'S
A COINCIDENCE.

752
00:41:07,967 --> 00:41:09,734
IT'S NOT YOU
OR ANYONE YOU KNOW.

753
00:41:12,233 --> 00:41:14,967
C'MON, WHAT, YOU THINK
I'M SO ENAMORED WITH YOU

754
00:41:14,967 --> 00:41:17,700
I HAD YOUR NAME
BURNED INTO MY FLESH ?

755
00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:19,600
HOW COME I NEVER
SAW IT BEFORE ?

756
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,100
WE'VE HAD SEX TWICE.

757
00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:25,233
ONCE WITH
OUR CLOTHES ON,

758
00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:28,467
AND ONCE IN THE DARK AFTER
THREE MARTINIS A PIECE.

759
00:41:28,467 --> 00:41:30,166
YOU OBVIOUSLY LIKED
SOME GUY ENOUGH

760
00:41:30,166 --> 00:41:31,734
TO HAVE HIS NAME
BURNED INTO YOUR FLESH.

761
00:41:35,166 --> 00:41:38,367
I WOULD HAVE DONE A LOT
MORE THAN THAT FOR HIM.

762
00:41:59,333 --> 00:42:03,633
( snoring )

763
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,433
IT'S ABOUT TIME,
YOU FUCKING MORON.

764
00:42:24,433 --> 00:42:26,700
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN THERE ?

765
00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:29,033
COULD YOU HELP ME OUT,
YOU FUCKING MORON ?

766
00:42:29,033 --> 00:42:30,834
WHY CAN'T YOU
JUST CLIMB OUT ?

767
00:42:30,834 --> 00:42:34,100
I THINK WE BOTH KNOW
THE ANSWER TO THAT,
YOU FUCKING MORON.

768
00:42:45,300 --> 00:42:48,500
YOU REALLY SHOULD DO
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.

769
00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:51,233
IT'S REALLY DEEP.

770
00:42:51,233 --> 00:42:54,166
MIGHT AS WELL
BE BLEEDING.

771
00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:58,767
COULD YOU BE A LITTLE
MORE DRAMATIC ?

772
00:42:58,767 --> 00:43:01,433
OH, I COULD BE
A LOT MORE DRAMATIC.

773
00:43:01,667 --> 00:43:04,567
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING TODAY ?

774
00:43:04,567 --> 00:43:08,500
DAVE AND I HAVE TO GO
GET THE REGISTRATION

775
00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:10,633
OUT OF THE WRECKED HEARSE.

776
00:43:10,633 --> 00:43:14,066
INSURANCE WON'T
REPLACE WITHOUT IT.

777
00:43:15,133 --> 00:43:16,500
WHAT TIME ?

778
00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:18,900
2:30, I THINK.

779
00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:21,100
TAKE YOUR
CELL PHONE.

780
00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:23,033
OKAY.

781
00:43:23,033 --> 00:43:25,233
PROMISE ME
YOU WILL.

782
00:43:26,033 --> 00:43:27,600
ALRIGHT.

783
00:43:37,033 --> 00:43:40,000
OH, I DON'T FEEL LIKE
CARBS THIS MORNING.

784
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,266
DO WE HAVE ANYMORE OF THOSE
STEVIE NICKS RASPBERRIES ?

785
00:43:43,266 --> 00:43:45,000
CLAIRE.

786
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,633
DO YOU HAVE AN
EATING DISORDER ?

787
00:43:47,633 --> 00:43:51,400
WHAT ? NO, MOM,
I WISH, BUT...

788
00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:05,467
ARE YOU
BEING HELPED ?

789
00:44:05,467 --> 00:44:07,467
YEAH...
MY POP'S HERE.

790
00:44:07,467 --> 00:44:08,600
SAUREZ.

791
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:09,800
OF COURSE.

792
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,233
THAT'S THE
TITAN SERIES.

793
00:44:12,233 --> 00:44:13,767
IT'S QUITE
BEAUTIFUL.

794
00:44:13,767 --> 00:44:15,000
GIVE ME A NUMBER.

795
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,600
$9,000.

796
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,467
YOU GUYS OUGHTA
GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER.

797
00:44:19,467 --> 00:44:21,600
YOUR BROTHER SAID
THAT THIS WAS ON SPECIAL,

798
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,000
$4,500, AND THEN HE
CAME DOWN TO $4,000.

799
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,867
SO, WHY DON'T
WE START THERE ?

800
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,467
( Rico )
THAT'S NOT LEGAL,
RESELLING A COFFIN.

801
00:44:31,467 --> 00:44:33,333
THERE ARE FLUIDS
THAT SEEP.

802
00:44:33,333 --> 00:44:35,400
OKAY, AND
MR. SWANSON,
HE SEEPED.

803
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,400
WHAT DID YOU
TELL MR. SAUREZ ?

804
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:38,767
HEY, HE WANTS
A QUALITY COFFIN,

805
00:44:38,767 --> 00:44:40,233
WE HAPPEN TO HAVE
ONE AVAILABLE.

806
00:44:40,233 --> 00:44:41,600
I DON'T AGREE
WITH THIS AT ALL.

807
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:43,467
IT'S AGAINST
MY BELIEFS.

808
00:44:43,467 --> 00:44:44,567
THANK YOU,
FEDERICO.

809
00:44:44,567 --> 00:44:45,633
AND IT'S
UNSANITARY.

810
00:44:45,633 --> 00:44:46,867
THEY'RE DEAD !

811
00:44:46,867 --> 00:44:48,400
WHAT DISEASE CAN
THEY POSSIBLY CATCH ?!

812
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,900
IT'S TOO LATE, NATE,
IT'S A $9,000 RETAIL ITEM,

813
00:44:50,900 --> 00:44:52,867
OUR COST IS $3,200,
WE EAT THAT,

814
00:44:52,867 --> 00:44:54,500
PLUS WE LOSE
THE PROFIT.

815
00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:56,934
THERE'S A
$6,000 MARK UP ?!

816
00:45:02,934 --> 00:45:05,467
MR. SAUREZ, WE CANNOT
LET YOU HAVE THAT CASKET.

817
00:45:05,467 --> 00:45:07,266
I'M SORRY
TO HEAR THAT.

818
00:45:07,266 --> 00:45:09,300
WE CAN'T
LEGALLY SELL IT
TO YOU BECAUSE,

819
00:45:09,300 --> 00:45:11,900
VERY BRIEFLY, IT WAS
OCCUPIED BY ANOTHER PERSON.

820
00:45:11,900 --> 00:45:13,000
$3,500.

821
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:13,900
SOLD !

822
00:45:13,900 --> 00:45:15,033
ABSOLUTELY NOT.

823
00:45:15,033 --> 00:45:16,467
DAVID, DON'T BE
A FUCKIN' MORON.

824
00:45:16,467 --> 00:45:18,533
LOOK, FELLAS, LET'S
SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE.

825
00:45:18,533 --> 00:45:21,033
BECAUSE I GOTTA GET
A HAIRCUT BEFORE THE SERVICE.

826
00:45:21,033 --> 00:45:22,633
MY BROTHER HAS
NO AUTHORIZATION--

827
00:45:22,633 --> 00:45:24,934
MR. SAUREZ,
IT'S A $9,000 PRODUCT,

828
00:45:24,934 --> 00:45:26,266
IT'S USED ONE NIGHT,

829
00:45:26,266 --> 00:45:27,834
YOU'RE GETTING IT
AT COST TO US.

830
00:45:27,834 --> 00:45:29,734
WOULD YOU BE
WILLING TO STIPULATE

831
00:45:29,734 --> 00:45:31,633
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
THE CONDITION OF THE COFFIN ?

832
00:45:31,633 --> 00:45:32,934
SURE, WHATEVER.

833
00:45:32,934 --> 00:45:34,734
MAY I MAKE
A SUGGESTION ?

834
00:45:34,734 --> 00:45:36,667
YOU'VE CLOSED, OKAY ?

835
00:45:36,667 --> 00:45:39,600
DON'T OVER-CLOSE,
IT KILLS THE WORD OF MOUTH.

836
00:45:45,433 --> 00:45:55,200
♪ ( rock music playing )

837
00:46:06,166 --> 00:46:08,333
IS THAT THE BEST ANYBODY
COULD COME UP WITH ?

838
00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:10,266
"FATHER, HUSBAND,
CAREGIVER" ?

839
00:46:10,266 --> 00:46:12,166
HOW WOULD YOU PREFER ?

840
00:46:12,166 --> 00:46:14,367
INTROVERT, SADIST,
MIND-FUCKER ?

841
00:46:14,367 --> 00:46:16,467
( Gilardi )
EXCUSE ME,
MR. FISHER ?

842
00:46:16,467 --> 00:46:17,867
MATT GILARDI.

843
00:46:17,867 --> 00:46:19,767
KRONER SERVICE
INTERNATIONAL ?

844
00:46:19,767 --> 00:46:22,667
I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE NOW
PART OWNER OF THE BUSINESS.

845
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:27,834
YOU ARE AWARE WE'VE MADE
A VERY RICH BUY-OUT OFFER
FOR YOUR UNIT.

846
00:46:27,834 --> 00:46:30,100
OKAY.

847
00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:32,834
THIS A ONE-TIME OFFER.

848
00:46:32,834 --> 00:46:34,667
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THAT.

849
00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:36,133
YOU THINK YOU
CAN HOLD OUT ?

850
00:46:36,133 --> 00:46:38,433
WE CONTROL
SUPPLIERS NOW.

851
00:46:38,433 --> 00:46:40,200
WHERE ARE YOU GONNA
GET YOUR CHEMICALS ?

852
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,166
HOW 'BOUT YOUR
CASKETS AND LINERS ?

853
00:46:42,166 --> 00:46:43,700
WHAT ABOUT
THIS DIAZ KID ?

854
00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:46,033
I MEAN, THIS GUY
IS A TOP NOTCH
RESTORATIVE ARTIST.

855
00:46:46,033 --> 00:46:49,133
ARE YOU THREATENING TO
PUT US OUT OF BUSINESS ?

856
00:46:49,133 --> 00:46:51,066
WE LOOK AT IT
AS A PARTNERSHIP.

857
00:46:51,066 --> 00:46:52,667
IN THE DEATH CARE
INDUSTRY NOW,

858
00:46:52,667 --> 00:46:54,900
IT'S CONSOLIDATE OR DIE.

859
00:46:54,900 --> 00:46:57,934
DECIDE WHICH, NATE,
AND GIVE ME A RING.

860
00:46:57,934 --> 00:47:00,166
'CAUSE WE WILL PUT
THINGS IN MOTION,

861
00:47:00,166 --> 00:47:01,934
EITHER WAY.

862
00:47:06,133 --> 00:47:08,800
"WE'LL PUT THINGS
IN MOTION EITHER WAY" ?

863
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,200
WHOO-HOO
TOUGH GUY.

864
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:11,533
SHUT UP.

865
00:47:14,033 --> 00:47:15,767
( attendant )
RIGHT IN HERE.

866
00:47:15,767 --> 00:47:17,767
SIGN THIS
RIGHT HERE.

867
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,667
WELL, IT'S TOTALED.

868
00:47:33,667 --> 00:47:36,266
THE INSURANCE COMPANY
WAS RIGHT ABOUT THAT.

869
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,300
WHOA, FUCK !

870
00:47:51,033 --> 00:47:52,934
THERE'S STILL
BLOOD ON THE WHEEL.

871
00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:08,166
OKAY, LET'S GO.

872
00:48:08,166 --> 00:48:10,567
JESUS, DON'T YOU
FEEL ANYTHING ?

873
00:48:11,834 --> 00:48:13,667
YEAH, I FEEL
BETRAYED.

874
00:48:14,834 --> 00:48:16,500
( phone )

875
00:48:18,667 --> 00:48:20,333
HELLO.

876
00:48:20,333 --> 00:48:23,233
( Brenda )
Meet me at the corner
of Sunset and Gordon.

877
00:48:23,233 --> 00:48:25,433
Now, it's
important.

878
00:48:25,433 --> 00:48:27,867
WHAT ?

879
00:48:27,867 --> 00:48:29,200
Bring your brother.

880
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,166
Trust me,
you need to do this.

881
00:48:38,100 --> 00:48:40,266
I SPOKE
TO GILARDI.

882
00:48:40,266 --> 00:48:41,900
AND ?

883
00:48:41,900 --> 00:48:44,767
HE SAYS WE SELL OR THEY
PUT US OUT OF BUSINESS.

884
00:48:45,967 --> 00:48:47,133
FUCK.

885
00:48:49,900 --> 00:48:52,266
I THINK
WE SHOULD SELL.

886
00:48:52,266 --> 00:48:55,900
AND ERASE EVERYTHING THIS FAMILY
HAS MEANT FOR 50 YEARS ?

887
00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:58,633
THAT MIGHT NOT
BE A BAD THING.

888
00:49:08,734 --> 00:49:10,166
HEY.

889
00:49:10,166 --> 00:49:11,734
BRENDA.

890
00:49:11,734 --> 00:49:14,266
THIS IS
MY BROTHER, DAVE.

891
00:49:14,266 --> 00:49:15,533
C'MON.

892
00:49:17,633 --> 00:49:20,000
C'MON,
LET'S DO THIS.

893
00:49:30,133 --> 00:49:32,600
THIS IS
THE BUS.

894
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,533
WHAT BUS ?

895
00:49:34,533 --> 00:49:36,667
THE BUS.

896
00:49:41,100 --> 00:49:42,800
BRENDA, THIS
ISN'T FUNNY.

897
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,200
THIS IS
FUCKED UP.

898
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,433
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT
TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS ?

899
00:49:59,233 --> 00:50:01,233
HE'S...

900
00:50:05,166 --> 00:50:06,600
I NEVER...

901
00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:27,533
CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 2001
HOME BOX OFFICE

902
00:51:27,533 --> 00:51:30,533
A DIVISION OF TIME WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.

903
00:51:31,700 --> 00:51:34,567
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