1 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:20,709 Captions made possible by HOME BOX OFFICE 2 00:00:20,709 --> 00:00:24,959 A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 3 00:01:58,125 --> 00:01:59,291 HI, MOM... 4 00:01:59,291 --> 00:02:01,166 AND PAUL, AND PATRICIA. 5 00:02:01,166 --> 00:02:04,001 WELL, I'M HERE. 6 00:02:04,001 --> 00:02:06,667 IT'S NOT EXACTLY THE HOLIDAY INN, AS YOU CAN SEE. 7 00:02:06,667 --> 00:02:09,166 UM, MOSTLY, UH... 8 00:02:09,166 --> 00:02:13,709 MOSTLY WE'RE FILLING SANDBAGS AND CLEANING VEHICLE FILTERS. 9 00:02:13,709 --> 00:02:15,542 IN THIS PARTICULAR WAR 10 00:02:15,542 --> 00:02:17,166 IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO KEEP THE MECHANISMS CLEAN 11 00:02:17,166 --> 00:02:18,625 BECAUSE OF ALL THE SAND, 12 00:02:18,625 --> 00:02:21,875 WHICH CAN BE AS MUCH OF A THREAT AS ANY MISSILE 13 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,500 THAT SADDAM CAN SEND, 14 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:24,792 CAPT. SOMMERS SAYS. 15 00:02:24,792 --> 00:02:27,167 UH, I CAN'T SAY MUCH, 16 00:02:27,167 --> 00:02:29,875 BUT PRETTY SOON WE'RE GONNA GET INTO THE REAL ACTION 17 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:32,208 AND WE'RE WELL PREPARED, I TELL YA. 18 00:02:32,208 --> 00:02:34,166 ( loud music playing ) 19 00:02:34,166 --> 00:02:36,041 GUYS, CAN YOU-- DO YOU MIND ? 20 00:02:36,041 --> 00:02:37,291 I'M SENDING THIS HOME TO MY FOLKS. 21 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:38,542 I'LL BE DONE IN A MINUTE ! 22 00:02:38,542 --> 00:02:40,667 UH, WHAT ELSE ? 23 00:02:40,667 --> 00:02:42,333 UH... 24 00:02:44,042 --> 00:02:45,625 WE'RE PROTECTING YOUR ASS, FOLKS ! 25 00:02:45,625 --> 00:02:49,166 I LOVE YOU, AMERICA, THANK YOU ! 26 00:02:50,375 --> 00:02:51,667 C'MON, I'M JUST-- 27 00:02:51,667 --> 00:02:54,166 GUYS, YOU WANNA SAY HELLO TO VICTOR'S FOLKS ? 28 00:02:54,166 --> 00:02:55,125 HI, MOM ! 29 00:02:55,125 --> 00:02:58,166 ( Victor ) C'MON, YOU GUYS, DAMNIT ! 30 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:01,250 SORRY, MOM. 31 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:04,126 SOME OF THESE GUYS ARE KINDA CRAZY. 32 00:03:04,875 --> 00:03:06,375 They're good soldiers. 33 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:10,209 I'm getting a lot of responsibility here. 34 00:03:10,209 --> 00:03:12,041 I think it's been very beneficial 35 00:03:12,041 --> 00:03:15,750 in terms of personal leadership skills and getting a job, 36 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:17,458 a lot more than had I stayed at home. 37 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:19,917 Well, I've got a lot to do before lights out, 38 00:03:19,917 --> 00:03:21,250 so, until next time, 39 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:24,000 this is Private First Class Victor Kovitch signing off. 40 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 ( male knocking ) HEY, BUDDY, 41 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,875 BROUGHT YOU THE LATEST "SOUTH PARK". 42 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,959 ( beeper vibrating ) 43 00:03:51,959 --> 00:03:55,042 FUCK, DAVID. 44 00:03:56,209 --> 00:03:57,458 HEY, SLEEPYHEAD. 45 00:03:57,458 --> 00:04:00,041 YOU KNOW, I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM. 46 00:04:00,041 --> 00:04:01,083 REALLY. 47 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:02,208 YEAH. 48 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:05,042 THIS GUY COMES INTO MY HOUSE, 49 00:04:05,042 --> 00:04:08,000 AT LIKE FOUR A.M., 50 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,041 HE CLIMBS INTO MY BED, 51 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:13,208 BUT, INSTEAD OF HAVING HIS WAY WITH ME, 52 00:04:13,208 --> 00:04:15,042 HE JUST PASSES OUT ! 53 00:04:15,042 --> 00:04:18,000 AND ALL NIGHT LONG HE KEEPS JERKING. 54 00:04:19,375 --> 00:04:21,167 THAT IS WEIRD. 55 00:04:21,167 --> 00:04:23,167 AND, HE TALKED IN HIS SLEEP. 56 00:04:23,167 --> 00:04:24,375 YEAH, WHAT'D HE SAY ? 57 00:04:24,375 --> 00:04:27,084 IT WAS COMPLETELY UNINTELLIGIBLE, 58 00:04:27,084 --> 00:04:28,291 BUT ANGRY. 59 00:04:28,291 --> 00:04:30,083 THERE WAS EVEN TEETH GRINDING. 60 00:04:30,083 --> 00:04:32,542 THAT EXPLAINS THE HEADACHES. 61 00:04:32,542 --> 00:04:35,250 I WAS THINKING THAT EXPOSURE TO FORMALDEHYDE 62 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:37,000 HAD GIVEN ME A BRAIN TUMOR. 63 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,750 HEY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CAFFEINE WITH THAT TUMOR ? 64 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:41,041 OKAY. 65 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,792 DAVID, I CAN'T. 66 00:04:46,792 --> 00:04:48,084 ( David ) Why not ? 67 00:04:48,084 --> 00:04:50,083 BECAUSE LAST NIGHT I DROVE MR. SENOPOLIS' BODY 68 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:52,291 ALL THE WAY TO SAN JOSE, THEN STRAIGHT BACK, 69 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:54,250 I BARELY GOT FOUR HOURS SLEEP. 70 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:55,625 AND FRANKLY, I'M GETTING TIRED 71 00:04:55,625 --> 00:04:57,500 OF ALWAYS GETTING THE SHITTY JOBS YOU DON'T WANT. 72 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:59,001 I'm half owner of this business. 73 00:04:59,001 --> 00:05:01,291 YOU CAN'T LEGALLY DO INTAKE WITHOUT ME. 74 00:05:01,291 --> 00:05:03,167 YOU'RE NOT A LICENSED FUNERAL DIRECTOR. 75 00:05:03,167 --> 00:05:05,084 I'm getting my license next month. 76 00:05:05,084 --> 00:05:06,291 IF YOU PASS THE TEST. 77 00:05:06,291 --> 00:05:08,167 HEY, THANKS FOR THE VOTE OF CONFIDENCE. 78 00:05:08,167 --> 00:05:09,583 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STUDY FOR THAT TEST 79 00:05:09,583 --> 00:05:11,167 ON ONLY FOUR HOURS SLEEP A NIGHT ? 80 00:05:11,167 --> 00:05:12,959 COFFEE AND DIET PILLS WORKED FOR ME. 81 00:05:12,959 --> 00:05:15,209 Nate, I can't pick her up, I've got a deacon's meeting, 82 00:05:15,209 --> 00:05:16,750 AND RICO'S GOT VANESSA'S ULTRASOUND. 83 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:20,125 SHIT, THE LAST TIME I HAD TO PICK SOMEBODY UP AT A NURSING HOME, 84 00:05:20,125 --> 00:05:22,126 NOBODY HAD EVEN TOLD THE ROOMMATE SHE WAS DEAD. 85 00:05:22,126 --> 00:05:23,083 I HAD TO. 86 00:05:23,083 --> 00:05:26,084 Just be thankful we've got the business. 87 00:05:28,126 --> 00:05:30,125 JUST THANKFUL I'M NOT YOU. 88 00:05:36,959 --> 00:05:38,583 WHAT ? 89 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:43,750 OH, IT'S MR. SENOPOLIS, SORRY. 90 00:05:44,709 --> 00:05:46,167 FUCK, I SMELL LIKE A DEAD GUY ! 91 00:05:46,167 --> 00:05:47,709 NO, YOU SMELL FINE. 92 00:05:47,709 --> 00:05:49,083 YOUR LIFE STINKS, 93 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:51,333 YOU COMPLAIN ALL THE TIME, AND THAT'S REALLY DULL. 94 00:05:51,333 --> 00:05:53,041 HUH. 95 00:05:53,041 --> 00:05:55,625 DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS BORING YOU. 96 00:05:55,625 --> 00:05:57,208 NATE, YOU NEED TO TAKE A BREAK, 97 00:05:57,208 --> 00:06:00,167 SOME MAJOR STRESS RELEASE THAT'S NOT ME. 98 00:06:00,167 --> 00:06:01,792 IT'S TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY. 99 00:06:01,792 --> 00:06:05,126 I THOUGHT YOU LIKED BEING AN UNDERTAKER'S GIRLFRIEND. 100 00:06:05,126 --> 00:06:06,500 IS THAT WHAT I AM TO YOU ? 101 00:06:07,458 --> 00:06:09,959 YOUR GIRLFRIEND ? 102 00:06:09,959 --> 00:06:13,209 I LIKE TO THINK OF YOU AS MY MISTRESS. 103 00:06:13,209 --> 00:06:14,583 WELL, THEN, 104 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:17,333 YOU BETTER START BUYING ME A LOT MORE SHIT, MISTAH. 105 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:19,209 GOD, I LOVE YOU. 106 00:06:21,625 --> 00:06:23,166 OKAY... 107 00:06:23,166 --> 00:06:26,291 I SAID IT, LET'S JUST MOVE ON. 108 00:06:26,291 --> 00:06:29,583 LET'S GO TO TWO BUNCH PALMS THIS WEEKEND. 109 00:06:29,583 --> 00:06:31,583 UH, WHAT ? 110 00:06:31,583 --> 00:06:32,959 FUCK IT, YES, 111 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:34,792 I'M GONNA TAKE THE WEEKEND OFF AND DAVID CAN JUST BITE ME. 112 00:06:34,792 --> 00:06:36,083 THIS WEEKEND ? 113 00:06:36,083 --> 00:06:37,792 YEAH, WE'LL SIT IN HOT MUD, 114 00:06:37,792 --> 00:06:39,625 WE'LL GET MASSAGES, WE'LL EAT LIKE PIGS, 115 00:06:39,625 --> 00:06:41,167 WE'LL DRINK A LOT. 116 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:43,583 IF WE LEAVE FRIDAY NIGHT WE CAN BE NAKED FOR TWO WHOLE DAYS. 117 00:06:43,583 --> 00:06:45,709 I GOT THREE CLIENTS THIS SATURDAY. 118 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:47,917 WELL, POSTPONE, CANCEL, LIE. 119 00:06:47,917 --> 00:06:51,001 C'MON, WE'VE NEVER TAKEN A TRIP TOGETHER, 120 00:06:51,001 --> 00:06:52,125 WE NEED TO DO THIS. 121 00:06:52,125 --> 00:06:54,250 TWO WHOLE DAYS ? 122 00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:57,000 WHAT IF WE DRIVE EACH OTHER CRAZY ? 123 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,458 WE DON'T. 124 00:07:07,250 --> 00:07:09,209 HOVERING. 125 00:07:19,417 --> 00:07:22,041 CLAIRE, I'VE INVITED A FRIEND OF MINE OVER FOR DINNER TONIGHT. 126 00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:23,542 OKAY. 127 00:07:23,542 --> 00:07:26,000 AND I WANT YOU TO BE NICE TO HIM. 128 00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:31,375 IS THIS THE GUY ? 129 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:34,542 THE GUY THAT-- 130 00:07:34,542 --> 00:07:36,041 YES. 131 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,084 OKAY. 132 00:07:44,291 --> 00:07:46,834 ( male ) THANKS FOR YOUR PATIENCE, EVERYBODY, 133 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:48,167 I KNOW WE'RE RUNNING LATE. 134 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:50,834 BY THE WAY, I SPOKE TO FATHER CLARK THIS MORNING. 135 00:07:50,834 --> 00:07:52,291 HE'S HOLDING UP WELL. 136 00:07:52,291 --> 00:07:55,209 HE SAYS YOU FOLKS ARE THE MOST THOROUGH SEARCH COMMITTEE 137 00:07:55,209 --> 00:07:57,709 HE HAS EVER ENCOUNTERED. 138 00:07:59,709 --> 00:08:02,000 DAVID, I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE THE LAST ONE TO MEET WITH HIM. 139 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,250 THIS AFTERNOON. 140 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,125 GOOD, WE'VE BEEN INTERVIEWING 141 00:08:05,125 --> 00:08:07,084 ASSOCIATE PRIESTS FOR THREE MONTHS. 142 00:08:07,084 --> 00:08:09,208 IT'LL BE NICE TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND. 143 00:08:09,208 --> 00:08:11,709 CLARK STRUCK ME AS A PLAYER, 144 00:08:11,709 --> 00:08:13,583 MAN OF GOD, WANTS TO LISTEN, 145 00:08:13,583 --> 00:08:15,291 BUT THERE'S EGO THERE. 146 00:08:15,291 --> 00:08:17,042 ( female ) YOU DIDN'T WANT JACK. 147 00:08:17,042 --> 00:08:19,834 CONNIE, YOU SAY THAT SO EASILY AND YOU KNOW IT'S NOT TRUE. 148 00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:21,750 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU SO DESPERATE. 149 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:24,583 LISTEN, YOU FOLKS HAVE TO REPRESENT THE WHOLE CONGREGATION. 150 00:08:24,583 --> 00:08:26,625 AND BELIEVE ME, IF CLARK'S NOT RIGHT, 151 00:08:26,625 --> 00:08:28,834 I'M READY TO START OVER FROM THE BEGINNING. 152 00:08:28,834 --> 00:08:30,209 LET'S VOTE RIGHT NOW. 153 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:32,834 YOU KNOW HIM, DAVID, HE'S BEEN A VISITING RECTOR. 154 00:08:32,834 --> 00:08:35,001 YOU GOT HIS RESUME. 155 00:08:35,001 --> 00:08:37,125 ALL THE DEACONS ARE HERE, THERE'S NO REASON WHY YOU CAN'T VOTE NOW. 156 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:38,542 I'LL BE HAPPY TO LEAVE THE ROOM. 157 00:08:38,542 --> 00:08:40,750 NO, I WANNA MEET WITH FATHER CLARK MYSELF 158 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:42,917 SO I CAN MAKE THE MOST INFORMED DECISION. 159 00:08:42,917 --> 00:08:44,375 THIS HOW IT WORKS, JACK ? 160 00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:46,291 YOU BRING IN THE NEW GENERATION DEACON, 161 00:08:46,291 --> 00:08:49,167 THE NEW DEACON BRINGS IN THE RADICAL PRIEST YOU WANT ? 162 00:08:49,167 --> 00:08:52,000 I CAN ASSURE YOU THERE'S NO AGENDA HERE, MR. KRIEGENTHALER. 163 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,084 EXCEPT YOURS. 164 00:08:54,084 --> 00:08:55,542 DON'T WORRY, DAVE. 165 00:08:55,542 --> 00:08:57,458 I HAD A PARISH IN OHIO WHERE PUNCHES GOT THROWN. 166 00:08:57,458 --> 00:08:59,001 STEELWORKERS. 167 00:08:59,001 --> 00:09:01,667 ST. BART'S DOESN'T EVEN COME CLOSE. 168 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,625 ACTUALLY, DAVID, 169 00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:06,500 YOUR FATHER WAS AGAINST JACK HERE. 170 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:07,750 AND AS I SAID AT THE TIME, 171 00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:09,959 YOUR FATHER WAS WRONG. 172 00:09:11,126 --> 00:09:13,126 ( Brenda ) ROLL OVER. 173 00:09:15,625 --> 00:09:18,000 ( Brenda ) OKAY, OKAY, 174 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,166 THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO. 175 00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:22,625 ( laughing and moaning ) 176 00:09:29,417 --> 00:09:30,500 WOW ! 177 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,500 FUCK, BILLY ! 178 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:34,126 FUCK YOU ! 179 00:09:34,126 --> 00:09:36,083 I'VE SEEN PICTURES OF THIS ON THE INTERNET, BUT-- 180 00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:38,417 THE RULE IS YOU CALL BEFORE YOU COME OVER, OKAY ?! 181 00:09:38,417 --> 00:09:40,917 I'M SORRY, I WAS BIKING DOWN THE BOARDWALK, 182 00:09:40,917 --> 00:09:42,041 I DIDN'T HAVE MY CELLPHONE ON ME. 183 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:43,917 GOOD MORNING, NATE. 184 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,959 BILL. 185 00:09:45,959 --> 00:09:48,167 OH, BREN, I GOT SOME FUCKING AMAZING SHOTS 186 00:09:48,167 --> 00:09:50,959 OF THESE HOOKERS ON SUNSET I WANNA SHOW YOU. 187 00:09:50,959 --> 00:09:52,208 REAL HUMAN TRAGEDY SHIT. 188 00:09:52,208 --> 00:09:54,083 I THINK THEY'RE REALLY GOOD. 189 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:04,166 WELL, YOUR MOM WALKED IN ON US ONCE. 190 00:10:04,166 --> 00:10:07,208 SO, I GUESS WE'RE EVEN. 191 00:10:09,291 --> 00:10:12,542 ( Billy ) THIS CHICK HAS SEEN THE FUCKING WORST LIFE HAS TO OFFER. 192 00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:14,834 ( Brenda ) JESUS, BILLY, THESE ARE INCREDIBLE. 193 00:10:14,834 --> 00:10:17,209 ( Billy ) AND WHAT IS THAT THING ON HER NECK ? 194 00:10:17,209 --> 00:10:19,542 SHE'S GOT LIKE THIS BIG TUMOR AND SHE'S STILL TURNING TRICKS. 195 00:10:19,542 --> 00:10:21,375 AND YOU JUST KNOW THERE IS SOME FREAK 196 00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:23,166 FOR WHOM THAT IS A BIG TURN-ON. 197 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:26,917 I LOVE THE BANK OF AMERICA IN THE BACKGROUND. 198 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,166 WELL, I HAVE TO GO TO WORK. 199 00:10:28,166 --> 00:10:29,917 BRING OUT YOUR DEAD ! 200 00:10:29,917 --> 00:10:31,750 THEY'RE GREAT. 201 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:34,792 DON'T FORGET, CANCEL THOSE APPOINTMENTS ON SATURDAY. 202 00:10:44,083 --> 00:10:45,458 SEE YOU LATER. 203 00:10:47,583 --> 00:10:49,250 SO, WHAT'S SATURDAY ? 204 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:52,250 WE'RE GOING TO CALIFORNIA CACTUS WORLD 205 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:53,875 OUT ON ROSEMEADE BOULEVARD. 206 00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:55,834 I WANNA GET SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD TO PLANT OUT BACK. 207 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,167 YO, DAVE ! 208 00:11:01,167 --> 00:11:02,875 ( Dave ) IN HERE ! 209 00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:05,625 I'M SORRY, THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT ON THE 405. 210 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:07,167 BOTH CARS TOTALED. 211 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,041 I SHOULD'VE STOPPED AND HANDED OUT CARDS. 212 00:11:12,834 --> 00:11:15,583 THIS IS PAUL KOVITCH, HIS BROTHER VICTOR JUST PASSED AWAY. 213 00:11:15,583 --> 00:11:17,083 I'M SORRY. 214 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:18,834 THIS IS MY BROTHER, NATE. 215 00:11:18,834 --> 00:11:21,417 PAUL KOVITCH, YOU WENT TO BONAVENTURE HIGH. 216 00:11:21,417 --> 00:11:22,709 YEAH. 217 00:11:22,709 --> 00:11:24,542 I WAS THERE WHEN YOU PINNED THAT HUGE GUY FROM EUREKA 218 00:11:24,542 --> 00:11:26,041 AND WON THE STATE WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP. 219 00:11:26,041 --> 00:11:27,834 YOU WERE THE MAN ! 220 00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:29,042 ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE SO JEALOUS 221 00:11:29,042 --> 00:11:30,792 'CAUSE WE ALL KNEW HOW MUCH YOU WERE GETTING LAID. 222 00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:32,500 YOU WRESTLE ? 223 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:34,792 NO, PLAYED A LITTLE BASEBALL, BUT WE ALWAYS LOST. 224 00:11:34,792 --> 00:11:36,500 SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW ? 225 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,375 I RUN KOVITCH TRUCKING UP IN CAMARILLO. 226 00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:41,166 WHY, SO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE YOU CAN BE ? 227 00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:43,417 NO, UH-- 228 00:11:43,417 --> 00:11:44,667 PAUL AND I WERE JUST GOING OVER THE OPTIONS 229 00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:46,250 FOR HIS BROTHER'S FUNERAL. 230 00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:48,792 OKAY, I RUN A BUSINESS TOO, LET'S JUST CUT RIGHT TO IT. 231 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,083 OF COURSE. 232 00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:52,084 I BURIED BOTH MY PARENTS, AND, NO OFFENSE, 233 00:11:52,084 --> 00:11:54,834 BUT I HATE YOU GUYS, I HATE WHAT YOU DO. 234 00:11:54,834 --> 00:11:56,250 THE WHOLE THING OF "LET'S ALL GATHER, 235 00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:59,083 AND LOOK AT THIS PLASTIC DEAD VERSION OF OUR LOVED ONE." 236 00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:00,792 IT'S REALLY TWISTED. 237 00:12:00,792 --> 00:12:02,041 I WANT VICTOR CREMATED. 238 00:12:02,041 --> 00:12:04,042 NO COFFIN. 239 00:12:04,042 --> 00:12:05,875 PUT HIM IN ONE OF THOSE CARDBOARD BOXES 240 00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:07,917 YOU CHARGE 100 BUCKS FOR. 241 00:12:07,917 --> 00:12:10,709 I'LL TAKE HIM UP TO WHERE OUR MOTHER'S BURIED UP IN TEHACHAPI, 242 00:12:10,709 --> 00:12:12,667 AND LET HIS ASHES BLOW AWAY. 243 00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:14,667 I SEE VICTOR'S A VETERAN, 244 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:17,625 IF YOU'D LIKE WE CAN RESEARCH ANY DEATH BENEFITS HE MIGHT BE DUE. 245 00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:19,542 NO, VIC HATED THE ARMY. 246 00:12:19,542 --> 00:12:21,709 ME AND HIM BEEN FIGHTING THE ARMY FOR SEVEN YEARS. 247 00:12:21,709 --> 00:12:26,208 HIS UNIT CLEANED UP A PLACE CALLED BUNKER 73 248 00:12:26,208 --> 00:12:28,000 IN THE IRAQI DESERT. 249 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,709 CHEMICALS ALL OVER, 250 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,625 SADDAM'S STUFF WE BLEW UP. 251 00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:35,126 AS SOON AS HE CAME BACK HE GOT SICK. 252 00:12:35,126 --> 00:12:37,000 LUNG CANCER AT THE AGE OF 29, 253 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,750 NEVER SMOKED A DAY IN HIS LIFE. 254 00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:41,333 STILL NO ONE WILL SAY THE WORDS "GULF WAR SYNDROME". 255 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:44,750 HE JUST WASTED AWAY IN AND OUT OF THAT HOSPITAL. 256 00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:50,417 SO, FUCK THE ARMY. 257 00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:52,417 LET 'EM KEEP THEIR FUCKING MONEY. 258 00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:56,126 I GOTTA FLY UP TO IDAHO FALLS TO TELL MY STEPFATHER. 259 00:12:56,126 --> 00:12:57,750 HE'S GOT ALZHEIMER'S, 260 00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:59,417 I DON'T KNOW IF HE'LL HEAR ME OR NOT. 261 00:12:59,417 --> 00:13:02,583 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU WOULDN'T LIKE THE OPPORTUNITY 262 00:13:02,583 --> 00:13:04,625 TO SAY GOODBYE TO VICTOR BEFORE-- ? 263 00:13:04,625 --> 00:13:06,125 I ALREADY SAID GOODBYE. 264 00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:08,375 JUST DO IT. 265 00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:10,667 AND AS FOR A RECEPTACLE FOR HIS CREMAINS-- 266 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:13,625 A PAPER SACK OUGHTA DO JUST FINE. 267 00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:18,500 900 BUCKS. 268 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:22,041 WELL, HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THE POSEIDON SOCIETY, 269 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:24,333 OR THAT'S 900 WE'D BE OUT OF. 270 00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:26,667 THAT GUY WAS THE SHIT WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL. 271 00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:29,041 I NEVER EVEN KNEW HE HAD A BROTHER. 272 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:31,250 IT'S TIME YOU INTRODUCED YOURSELF, 273 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,458 HE'S AT THE V.A. HOSPITAL. 274 00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:36,291 ALRIGHT, FIRST I JUST GOTTA TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 275 00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:39,084 NATE, IT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION, I CANNOT SPARE YOU. 276 00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:40,709 WE HAVE THREE BODIES RIGHT NOW. 277 00:13:40,709 --> 00:13:41,834 WHAT IS THE PROBLEM ? 278 00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:43,667 MR. JACOBSEN'S GOING INTO THE GROUND TOMORROW, 279 00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:45,125 AND VIC KOVITCH WILL BE TOAST BY THE WEEKEND. 280 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,291 WHAT IF WE GET ANOTHER BODY ? 281 00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:47,458 OR TWO ? 282 00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:49,083 WE CANNOT AFFORD TO TURN DOWN BUSINESS, 283 00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:50,917 NO, I'M SORRY. 284 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,417 I DON'T NEED YOUR PERMISSION. 285 00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:54,250 DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'S BEEN SINCE I'VE HAD TWO DAYS OFF ? 286 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,084 SEE, HERE'S THE DIFFERENCE, 287 00:13:56,084 --> 00:13:57,834 YOU'RE WILLING TO LIVE LIKE THAT, I'M NOT. 288 00:13:57,834 --> 00:14:00,917 I'VE INVITED MY FRIEND HIRAM GUNDERSON OVER TO DINNER TONIGHT. 289 00:14:00,917 --> 00:14:02,333 YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN US. 290 00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:04,375 WOULDN'T A RESTAURANT BE BETTER ? 291 00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:05,583 THIS IS OUR HOME. 292 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,542 THIS IS MY HOME. 293 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,792 OH, THE CAMPING GUY. 294 00:14:09,792 --> 00:14:11,126 OKAY. 295 00:14:11,126 --> 00:14:12,792 CAN I BRING BRENDA ? 296 00:14:14,209 --> 00:14:16,209 HIRAM WILL BE COOKING. 297 00:14:16,209 --> 00:14:19,500 HE SPENT 17 YEARS AS A TOP CHEF IN CHICAGO. 298 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,458 THE FOOD CRITIC OF "THE SUN TIMES" 299 00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:23,583 CALLED HIM "THE FATHER OF THE NEW RUSTIC CUISINE". 300 00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:26,042 AND THEN, HE GAVE IT ALL UP 301 00:14:26,042 --> 00:14:27,750 TO BECOME A HAIRDRESSER. 302 00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:30,167 AND HE HAS NEVER BEEN HAPPIER ! 303 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,583 ( female ) YOU'RE MULTIPLYING DIFFERING VARIABLES, 304 00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:42,167 SO, YOU HAVE TO SIMPLIFY. 305 00:14:42,167 --> 00:14:44,834 OKAY, AND THEN FINALLY, OOPS, LOOK AT THAT, 306 00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:46,959 SAME VARIABLE, OKAY ? 307 00:14:46,959 --> 00:14:48,834 FOUR AND FOUR GIVES US WHAT ? 308 00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:51,209 EIGHT ! 309 00:14:51,209 --> 00:14:53,083 AND FINALLY, THESE TWO BINOMIALS, 310 00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:55,166 RIGHT HERE, 311 00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:57,250 ARE EXACTLY THE SAME, SO, WE WHAT ? 312 00:15:00,209 --> 00:15:02,001 COMBINE ! 313 00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:06,001 TWO, X TO THE THIRD, Y TO THE FOURTH. 314 00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:11,000 OKAY ? 315 00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:14,667 ANY QUESTIONS ? 316 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,084 CLAIRE FISHER. 317 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,209 WHAT ? 318 00:15:23,209 --> 00:15:25,291 CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS FORMULA TO THE CLASS ? 319 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,000 NOT REALLY. 320 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,709 MAYBE IF YOU PAID ATTENTION IN CLASS INSTEAD OF READING. 321 00:15:29,709 --> 00:15:31,417 MAYBE IF YOU TALKED ABOUT SOMETHING 322 00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:34,209 THAT WAS ACTUALLY GONNA BE USEFUL TO ME I WOULD. 323 00:15:34,209 --> 00:15:36,333 OH, ALGEBRA IS USELESS, MM-HMM. 324 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:39,125 I KNOW A LOT OF PHYSICISTS WHO'D BEG TO DIFFER. 325 00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:41,291 WELL, I DON'T WANT TO BE A PHYSICIST. 326 00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:45,417 ALGEBRA FORCES YOUR MIND TO SOLVE PROBLEMS LOGICALLY. 327 00:15:45,417 --> 00:15:47,709 IT'S ONE OF THE ONLY PERFECT SCIENCES IN THE WORLD-- 328 00:15:47,709 --> 00:15:49,333 YOU THINK THE WORLD RUNS ON LOGIC ? 329 00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:50,667 C'MON, OPEN YOUR EYES. 330 00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:54,126 OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU AFTER CLASS, MISS FISHER. 331 00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:58,834 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 332 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,500 OW ! 333 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:09,167 NOW, LET'S TRY ANOTHER ONE, 334 00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:10,583 AND I'M GONNA MAKE THIS A LITTLE TOUGHER. 335 00:16:13,167 --> 00:16:16,001 ( teacher ) OKAY, X TO THE A POWER, 336 00:16:16,001 --> 00:16:18,083 TIMES Y TO THE B POWER. 337 00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:20,709 OKAY, NOW WE'VE GOT TWO... 338 00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:29,542 OF COURSE WE HAVE CATALOGS FOR WEDDING PACKAGE. 339 00:16:29,542 --> 00:16:31,209 BUT YOU HAVE TO COME IN AND LOOK, 340 00:16:31,209 --> 00:16:32,583 I CAN'T SHOW YOU OVER THE PHONE. 341 00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:35,250 WEBSITE ? WHAT WEBSITE ? 342 00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:36,875 WE DON'T HAVE WEBSITE. 343 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:43,042 MISTER, YOU HAVE TO COME INTO MY SHOP AND LOOK AT MY WORK. 344 00:16:43,042 --> 00:16:44,750 "WEBSITE." 345 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,917 AH, THE DAY JUST GETS BRIGHTER. 346 00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:50,042 HUSH. 347 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:52,417 SO, WHO'S DEAD NOW ? 348 00:16:52,417 --> 00:16:53,625 AND WHAT YOU NEED ? 349 00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:55,001 NOBODY'S DEAD. 350 00:16:55,001 --> 00:16:56,834 I CAME TO RETURN THESE VASES. 351 00:16:56,834 --> 00:16:58,875 YOU SHOULD RECYCLE THEM, SAVE A LITTLE MONEY. 352 00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:02,291 SO THOUGHTFUL, I AM TOUCHED. 353 00:17:02,291 --> 00:17:04,458 DON'T BE SILLY, IT'S WASTEFUL, THAT'S ALL. 354 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,001 HERE. 355 00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:09,542 YOU STILL HAVE THAT SIGN IN THE WINDOW. 356 00:17:09,542 --> 00:17:11,792 YES, YOU KNOW SOMEBODY GOOD ? 357 00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:12,917 I DO... 358 00:17:12,917 --> 00:17:14,167 ME. 359 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,084 YOU ? 360 00:17:15,084 --> 00:17:18,000 I AM INTERESTED, LET'S TALK. 361 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,417 ROBBIE, I GOING TO LUNCH. 362 00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:21,083 I'M NOT GOING TO LUNCH WITH YOU, NIKOLAI. 363 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,792 I'M SEEING SOMEONE. 364 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,500 SO WHAT ? THIS IS BUSINESS. 365 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,625 I HOPE SO. 366 00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:27,500 BECAUSE OTHERWISE I WITHDRAW MY OFFER. 367 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:30,208 TELL ME, WHY I SHOULD HIRE YOU ? 368 00:17:30,208 --> 00:17:32,041 I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH PEOPLE FOR OVER 30 YEARS, 369 00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:34,126 AND I KNOW HOW TO TREAT THEM WITH RESPECT. 370 00:17:34,126 --> 00:17:35,875 I RESPECT PEOPLE TOO. 371 00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:38,209 YOU'RE POMPOUS AND ARROGANT AND YOU'RE FULL OF YOURSELF. 372 00:17:38,209 --> 00:17:40,625 YOU ACT LIKE THE CUSTOMER NEEDS YOU. 373 00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,208 OF COURSE THE CUSTOMER NEEDS ME. 374 00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:43,500 I HAVE WHAT HE WANTS. 375 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,000 YOU'LL NEVER BUILD A BUSINESS THAT WAY. 376 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,417 I'M BETTER WITH PEOPLE AND I KNOW ABOUT FLOWERS. 377 00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:49,250 AND IF YOU DON'T THINK SO YOU CAN FIRE ME. 378 00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:50,500 FIRE YOU ? 379 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:53,375 HOW I CAN FIRE YOU, YOU DON'T EVEN WORK YET ? 380 00:17:57,375 --> 00:18:00,792 MY PARISH IN NEW MEXICO, I THINK THEY WERE AFRAID OF ME. 381 00:18:00,792 --> 00:18:03,001 THEY RECOMMEND YOU HIGHLY. 382 00:18:03,001 --> 00:18:05,125 THEY ALWAYS DO AFTER I'M GONE. 383 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,500 I WON'T LIE TO YOU, DAVID, 384 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:10,041 I'LL PUSH FOR SOME CHANGE AT ST. BART'S. 385 00:18:10,041 --> 00:18:12,542 THIS IS ONE OF THOSE CONGREGATIONS 386 00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:15,166 THAT THINKS SITTING THROUGH CHURCH ONCE A WEEK 387 00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:17,333 ABSOLVES THEM OF ALL MORAL RESPONSIBILITY 388 00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:19,209 AND THEY CAN IGNORE THE PLIGHT OF OTHERS. 389 00:18:19,209 --> 00:18:22,167 DON'T GET ME WRONG, THEY'RE GOOD PEOPLE. 390 00:18:23,709 --> 00:18:25,000 THEY'RE JUST LAZY. 391 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,291 I DON'T THINK THAT'S ENTIRELY FAIR, CLARK. 392 00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:28,583 WE HAVE A HOMELESS OUTREACH-- 393 00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:31,209 YOU KNOW YOU'RE THE SWING VOTE. 394 00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:33,667 I'VE BEEN A DEACON THREE WEEKS, 395 00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:36,500 I'M STILL GETTING USED TO HOW POLITICAL THE WHOLE THING IS. 396 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,625 RELIGION IS POLITICS, DAVID. 397 00:18:40,209 --> 00:18:43,042 JESUS WAS A REVOLUTIONARY. 398 00:18:43,042 --> 00:18:47,084 HE THREATENED THOSE IN POWER AND THEY HAD HIM ASSASSINATED, 399 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,001 AND THEY'D DO THE SAME THING TO HIM TODAY. 400 00:18:49,001 --> 00:18:51,126 I'M NOT SURE HOW MUCH LUCK YOU'LL HAVE 401 00:18:51,126 --> 00:18:53,209 GETTING ST. BART'S TO STAGE A COUP. 402 00:18:53,209 --> 00:18:56,001 THE LAST THING THAT GOD WANTS FROM US IS COMPLACENCY. 403 00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:58,750 MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE IN THE PEACE CORP. 404 00:18:58,750 --> 00:18:59,917 ALREADY DONE IT. 405 00:18:59,917 --> 00:19:01,000 THREE YEARS IN NICARAGUA, 406 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,542 FRESH OUT OF DIVINITY SCHOOL. 407 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,917 THAT'S WHERE I LOST MY WIFE. 408 00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:06,917 I'M SORRY. 409 00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:14,834 THE HARDEST PART ABOUT MY WORK IS 410 00:19:14,834 --> 00:19:17,500 THE FACT THAT MOST PEOPLE DON'T WANT 411 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,500 A REAL RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD. 412 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:22,125 SURE, THEY'LL PRAY TO A MAN NAILED TO A CROSS, 413 00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:25,417 BUT THEY'LL IGNORE A GAY KID WHO GETS STRUNG UP, 414 00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:27,959 OR THE BLACK MAN WHO GETS DRAGGED BEHIND A CAR, 415 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:30,291 OR SOMEONE'S MOTHER LIVING IN A BOX. 416 00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:33,250 WERE YOU THIS FORTHCOMING WITH THE OTHER DEACONS ? 417 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,750 HARDLY. 418 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:40,042 WHAT DID YOU AND WALTER KRIEGENTHALER TALK ABOUT ? 419 00:19:40,042 --> 00:19:41,041 GOLF. 420 00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:46,375 SO, WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO BE SO HONEST WITH ME ? 421 00:19:50,209 --> 00:19:52,583 BECAUSE I CAN TELL THAT RIGHT AND WRONG 422 00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:54,458 ACTUALLY MATTER TO YOU. 423 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,250 THIS THING IS FUCKING MEDIEVAL. 424 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:13,166 WE GOTTA GET IT FIXED BEFORE SOMEBODY LOSES A FINGER. 425 00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,041 YOU NEVER CARED UNTIL IT WAS YOUR FINGER. 426 00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:17,126 RICO, A LITTLE HELP ? 427 00:20:17,126 --> 00:20:19,209 WHY SHOULD I ? 428 00:20:19,209 --> 00:20:21,375 IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU I'M GONNA BE WORKING DOUBLE SHIFTS THIS WEEKEND. 429 00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:24,125 OKAY, THAT'S JUST DAVID BEING DRAMATIC. 430 00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:26,875 WE'D HAVE TO GET AT LEAST TWO NEW BODIES FOR THAT TO BE NECESSARY. 431 00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:30,250 THEY COME IN BIGGER NUMBERS THAN THAT. 432 00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:33,083 JUST FORGET IT, I KNOW THE SCORE. 433 00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:36,208 IT'S NEVER GONNA BE "FISHER & SONS & DIAZ", 434 00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:37,750 I KNOW THAT. 435 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,125 LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT. 436 00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:41,417 THIS ONE'S A DIRECT CREMATION, NOTHIN' FOR YOU. 437 00:20:41,417 --> 00:20:44,167 OH, FUCK, WHAT IS THAT ? 438 00:20:44,167 --> 00:20:46,917 SHOULDN'T JUST BURN PEOPLE LIKE THEY'RE GARBAGE. 439 00:20:46,917 --> 00:20:50,291 WHAT THE ? 440 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,291 LOOK, IT CAME WITH FRIES. 441 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,291 LOOK AT THIS. 442 00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:08,291 DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THE SAME GUY, DOES IT ? 443 00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:14,208 THIS SAYS HE APPLIED TO BE BURIED AT THE NATIONAL CEMETERY. 444 00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:16,750 HERE'S SIGNED REQUESTS FOR A FLAG-FOLD, MILITARY ESCORT. 445 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:20,875 OH, MAN, THEN YOU CAN'T BURN HIM. 446 00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:24,917 I CAN MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE THAT AGAIN. 447 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,917 WELL, ALMOST. 448 00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:30,084 ( male ) YOU CAN ACE ALGEBRA, CLAIRE, AND WE BOTH KNOW IT. 449 00:21:30,084 --> 00:21:33,417 POWER RESTS ON THE KIND OF KNOWLEDGE ONE HOLDS. 450 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,250 WHAT'S THE USE OF KNOWING SOMETHING THAT'S USELESS ? 451 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,042 DON'T QUOTE CASTENEDA AT ME. 452 00:21:37,042 --> 00:21:38,667 WHY NOT ? YOU QUOTE BOB DYLAN AT ME. 453 00:21:38,667 --> 00:21:40,959 YOU NEED ALGEBRA FOR COLLEGE. 454 00:21:40,959 --> 00:21:43,417 SEE, YOU'RE JUST ASSUMING I'M GOING TO COLLEGE. 455 00:21:43,417 --> 00:21:45,375 I KNOW YOU'RE TAKING THE P.S.A.T. TOMORROW AFTERNOON. 456 00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:46,750 THAT MEANS YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IT. 457 00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:48,167 IS THAT THE ONLY OPTION ? 458 00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:49,250 GO TO COLLEGE, GET A JOB, 459 00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:50,625 SO YOU CAN BE A GOOD CONSUMER, 460 00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:53,500 UNTIL YOU DROP DEAD OF EXHAUSTION, I DON'T WANT THAT ! 461 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,166 SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT ? 462 00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:59,625 I JUST WANT SOMETHING TO MATTER. 463 00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:05,750 MAYBE I SHOULD WANDER AROUND THE DESERT AND EAT PEYOTE 464 00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:07,333 AND SEE GOD. 465 00:22:07,333 --> 00:22:09,333 YEAH, BE A HOMELESS DRUG ADDICT. 466 00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:12,167 YOU'D GET BORED WITH THAT PRETTY FAST. 467 00:22:12,167 --> 00:22:18,166 HEY, HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE SIERRA CROSSROADS PROGRAM ? 468 00:22:18,166 --> 00:22:20,500 WHAT'S THAT, LIKE BUNGEE JUMPING FOR JESUS ? 469 00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:23,001 NO, IT'S NOT AFFILIATED WITH ANY RELIGION. 470 00:22:23,001 --> 00:22:25,417 IT'S ACTUALLY A GREAT PROGRAM. 471 00:22:25,417 --> 00:22:27,959 I SPENT A COUPLE OF YEARS THERE AS AN INSTRUCTOR. 472 00:22:27,959 --> 00:22:29,000 YOU MIGHT REALLY LIKE IT. 473 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,250 WHY ? 474 00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:32,209 BECAUSE IT WOULD GET YOU OUT OF YOURSELF, 475 00:22:32,209 --> 00:22:33,291 GET YOU OUT OF YOUR HEAD. 476 00:22:33,291 --> 00:22:35,333 NOW, I'LL WARN YOU, IT'S HARD, 477 00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:37,209 BUT EXHILARATING. 478 00:22:37,209 --> 00:22:39,625 I THINK IT MIGHT JUST GIVE YOU THE CHALLENGE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 479 00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:41,417 THERE'S AN EXPEDITION GOING OUT OVER SPRING BREAK, 480 00:22:41,417 --> 00:22:43,208 I COULD PULL SOME STRINGS, 481 00:22:43,208 --> 00:22:44,792 SEE IF I COULD GET YOU IN. 482 00:22:44,792 --> 00:22:46,041 WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO ME ? 483 00:22:46,041 --> 00:22:48,084 BECAUSE I LIKE YOU. 484 00:22:48,084 --> 00:22:51,500 AND I WANNA SEE GOOD THINGS HAPPEN FOR YOU AND I KNOW THEY CAN. 485 00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:57,375 WE HAD TO DIG HIS SERVICE RECORDS OUT OF ST. LOUIS. 486 00:22:57,375 --> 00:23:02,126 THEN THERE'S THE BIG QUESTION OF WHETHER HIS CANCER WAS SERVICE RELATED. 487 00:23:02,126 --> 00:23:04,417 THAT MEANS FINDING A DOCTOR WHO THINKS IT WAS. 488 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:07,625 IT TOOK ME FOUR MONTHS TO GET ALL THE APPROVALS, 489 00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:12,041 BUT IT MEANS A BURIAL ALLOWANCE OF UP TO 1500 FROM THE V.A. 490 00:23:12,041 --> 00:23:14,625 MIGHT AS WELL TAKE THAT STUFF TOO. 491 00:23:14,625 --> 00:23:16,167 I PACKED IT UP FOR HIM. 492 00:23:16,167 --> 00:23:18,166 THAT'S TOO BAD NOBODY TOLD HIS BROTHER WHAT HE WANTED. 493 00:23:18,166 --> 00:23:19,667 I DID. 494 00:23:19,667 --> 00:23:22,375 OH, YEAH, I GAVE PAUL THE FORMS. 495 00:23:22,375 --> 00:23:24,209 I FOUND THEM LATER IN THE TRASH. 496 00:23:24,209 --> 00:23:27,041 IT'S MOSTLY SOMEBODY ELSE'S WRITING ON THE FORMS. 497 00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:29,375 IT DOESN'T MATCH VICTOR'S SIGNATURE AT ALL. 498 00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:31,001 I FILLED THEM OUT FOR HIM. 499 00:23:31,001 --> 00:23:33,083 HE TRIED TO DO IT HIMSELF, BUT, 500 00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:36,000 THOSE BOXES ARE PRETTY SMALL, 501 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:40,166 AND HE SHOOK A LOT. 502 00:23:44,084 --> 00:23:45,875 "GULF WAR VICTORY PARADE". 503 00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:49,250 VICTOR SAID MARCHING IN IT WAS THE PROUDEST MOMENT IN HIS LIFE. 504 00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:53,792 WHY WOULD HE KEEP IT AND WATCH IT OVER AND OVER 505 00:23:53,792 --> 00:23:56,208 IF HE HATED THE ARMY ? 506 00:23:56,208 --> 00:23:57,583 DID PAUL VISIT HIM MUCH ? 507 00:23:57,583 --> 00:23:59,959 YEAH, THREE OR FOUR TIMES A WEEK. 508 00:23:59,959 --> 00:24:01,166 HE WAS REALLY GOOD ABOUT IT. 509 00:24:01,166 --> 00:24:02,250 SO, HOW COME-- 510 00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:03,875 HE COULDN'T. 511 00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:06,084 PAUL WOULD SAY, "THE FUCKING ARMY STOLE YOUR LIFE, VIC." 512 00:24:06,084 --> 00:24:08,208 AND VIC WOULD KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT. 513 00:24:08,208 --> 00:24:11,084 I CAN TELL YOU THIS, 514 00:24:11,084 --> 00:24:13,001 VICTOR WANTED TO BELIEVE 515 00:24:13,001 --> 00:24:16,083 THAT WHAT HE DID IN THE GULF MEANT SOMETHING, 516 00:24:16,083 --> 00:24:19,083 THAT HIS LIFE WAS NOT A WASTE. 517 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:21,959 BUT, HEY, I ONLY COUNSEL THE VETERAN, 518 00:24:21,959 --> 00:24:24,167 I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO INTERFERE WITH WHAT THE FAMILY WANTS. 519 00:24:24,167 --> 00:24:26,167 SO YOU TAPED HIS MEDALS TO HIS CHEST, 520 00:24:26,167 --> 00:24:28,083 FISHED HIS FILES OUT OF THE TRASH AND PASSED THEM ONTO ME. 521 00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:30,500 WELL, YOU CAN ALWAYS BLOW IT OFF. 522 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:33,667 I MEAN, YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THE GUY, RIGHT ? 523 00:24:43,001 --> 00:24:45,000 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 524 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,041 THERE WAS A FORM THAT SAID HE'S GETTING A MILITARY FUNERAL. 525 00:24:48,041 --> 00:24:49,750 WHO AUTHORIZED THIS, NATE ? 526 00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:51,458 UH, YEAH. 527 00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:53,375 GODDAMNIT, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU, 528 00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:54,500 WHEN NATE GIVES YOU INSTRUCTIONS, 529 00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:56,167 YOU ARE TO CHECK WITH ME FIRST. 530 00:24:56,167 --> 00:24:57,583 TURN HIM OFF. 531 00:24:57,583 --> 00:25:00,208 I'LL DRIVE HIM TO THE CREMATORIUM RIGHT NOW. 532 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,125 DO I HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF ? 533 00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:06,667 FUCKING NATE. 534 00:25:06,667 --> 00:25:08,917 PAUL KOVITCH IS WHO OUR CONTRACT IS WITH, 535 00:25:08,917 --> 00:25:10,208 AND IF HE FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS 536 00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:13,083 HE WILL EITHER SUE US OR BREAK OUR LEGS. 537 00:25:17,291 --> 00:25:20,126 TOMATOES RIGHT THERE. 538 00:25:23,083 --> 00:25:24,583 WOW. 539 00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:28,333 LOOK WHO'S HERE. 540 00:25:28,333 --> 00:25:29,250 HELLO, MRS. FISHER. 541 00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:31,250 HELLO, DEAR. 542 00:25:31,250 --> 00:25:34,458 HELLO, I'M BRENDA. 543 00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:36,125 HIRAM GUNDERSON. 544 00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:39,001 I UNDERSTAND YOU LIKE TO CAMP. 545 00:25:39,001 --> 00:25:42,126 WHY, YES, I DO. 546 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:45,709 I WISH I COULD TELL YOU WHERE NATE IS, 547 00:25:45,709 --> 00:25:47,209 BUT I HAVE NO IDEA. 548 00:25:47,209 --> 00:25:50,500 UH, IT'S OKAY, I CAN EXIST WITHOUT HIM. 549 00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:54,875 TOASTED SESAME SEEDS IN THE SALAD ? 550 00:25:54,875 --> 00:25:57,959 YES, THAT WOULD BE LOVELY. 551 00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:08,542 THERE'S MY LITTLE GIRL. 552 00:26:08,542 --> 00:26:11,001 CLAIRE, HONEY, THIS IS HIRAM GUNDERSON. 553 00:26:11,001 --> 00:26:14,875 PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, CLAIRE. 554 00:26:14,875 --> 00:26:17,166 HI. 555 00:26:19,458 --> 00:26:21,250 THIS IS DELICIOUS, MRS. FISHER. 556 00:26:21,250 --> 00:26:24,000 HIRAM IS A CHEF. 557 00:26:35,083 --> 00:26:37,834 I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HIS COCK ! 558 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:46,000 MOM, I NEED $1200 SO I CAN GO TO SIERRA CROSSROADS 559 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,458 OVER SPRING BREAK. 560 00:26:48,458 --> 00:26:49,917 AND I NEED YOU TO SIGN THIS FORM 561 00:26:49,917 --> 00:26:51,625 IN CASE I DIE OR SOMETHING. 562 00:26:51,625 --> 00:26:53,500 IS THIS A SCHOOL TRIP ? 563 00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:57,208 NO, YOU GO TO THE MOUNTAINS AND CONFRONT FEAR, 564 00:26:57,208 --> 00:27:00,625 AND GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR MOST BASIC SELF. 565 00:27:02,875 --> 00:27:05,083 IT LOOKS GOOD ON YOUR COLLEGE APPLICATION. 566 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:06,917 ( Nate ) SORRY I'M LATE, 567 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:08,500 THERE WAS THIS MAJOR ACCIDENT ON THE LONG BEACH FREEWAY. 568 00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:10,000 YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO HIT THE BAD TRAFFIC. 569 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,959 HI, I'M NATE. 570 00:27:11,959 --> 00:27:13,625 HIRAM, I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU. 571 00:27:13,625 --> 00:27:14,834 DON'T BELIEVE A WORD OF IT. 572 00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:17,208 HEY, I'M SORRY. 573 00:27:17,208 --> 00:27:20,001 DON'T BE, I'M HAVING FUN. 574 00:27:20,001 --> 00:27:22,291 SO, WHAT DID I MISS ? 575 00:27:22,291 --> 00:27:24,542 I WANNA GO TO SIERRA CROSSROADS. 576 00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:26,458 WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER, CLAIRE. 577 00:27:26,458 --> 00:27:29,166 OH, MOM, YOU SHOULD LET HER GO, CROSSROADS IS GREAT. 578 00:27:29,166 --> 00:27:30,375 ( Claire ) YOU WENT ? 579 00:27:30,375 --> 00:27:33,126 YEAH, WE WENT KAYAKING DOWN THE COLORADO RIVER 580 00:27:33,126 --> 00:27:34,500 THE SUMMER I WAS 17. 581 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,042 I DON'T THINK YOU WERE EVEN BORN YET. 582 00:27:36,042 --> 00:27:37,250 I DON'T REMEMBER THIS. 583 00:27:37,250 --> 00:27:39,709 AH... 584 00:27:41,333 --> 00:27:43,083 THAT'S BECAUSE I LIED TO YOU AND DAD. 585 00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:45,500 I KNEW DAD WOULD NEVER LET ME GO, 586 00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:47,417 SO I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO SACRAMENTO FOR THREE DAYS 587 00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:50,041 TO WITNESS STATE GOVERNMENT IN ACTION. 588 00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:56,500 OH, BY THE WAY, EVERYONE, I GOT A JOB. 589 00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:00,001 COOL. 590 00:28:00,001 --> 00:28:02,041 I'LL BE WORKING AT NIKOLAI'S FLOWER SHOP. 591 00:28:02,041 --> 00:28:03,333 I START TOMORROW. 592 00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:04,709 IT'S JUST PART-TIME. 593 00:28:04,709 --> 00:28:07,750 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THAT. 594 00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:09,709 DIDN'T I ? 595 00:28:11,375 --> 00:28:12,750 NEED SOME HELP ? 596 00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:16,291 INCIDENTALLY, NATE, I DROPPED VICTOR KOVITCH OFF 597 00:28:16,291 --> 00:28:18,209 AT THE OAK VALLEY CREMATORY. 598 00:28:18,209 --> 00:28:19,500 I NEED YOU TO PICK HIM UP FIRST THING TOMORROW. 599 00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:22,333 OH, FUCK, DAVID, HE WANTED A MILITARY FUNERAL. 600 00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:23,458 HE FILLED OUT THE FORMS. 601 00:28:23,458 --> 00:28:24,583 IS HE PAYING OUR BILL ? 602 00:28:24,583 --> 00:28:26,917 YOU WERE THERE WITH HIS BROTHER. 603 00:28:26,917 --> 00:28:29,084 IT WAS CLEAR HE DID NOT WANT THE BODY EMBALMED. 604 00:28:29,084 --> 00:28:31,375 HE COULD SUE US AND WE WOULDN'T HAVE A CASE. 605 00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:33,084 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT ? 606 00:28:33,084 --> 00:28:34,834 WHEN YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THIS 607 00:28:34,834 --> 00:28:37,375 IT MAKES ME WANNA NOT LISTEN TO A THING YOU SAY. 608 00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:38,834 YOU AND I COULD LOSE EVERYTHING. 609 00:28:38,834 --> 00:28:40,125 MOM COULD LOSE HER HOME. 610 00:28:40,125 --> 00:28:42,583 YOU KNOW, VIC IS ELIGIBLE 611 00:28:42,583 --> 00:28:45,458 FOR A MUCH BIGGER BURIAL ALLOWANCE FROM THE V.A. THAN WE THOUGHT. 612 00:28:45,458 --> 00:28:46,917 REALLY ? 613 00:28:46,917 --> 00:28:48,667 UH, I'M LEAVING. 614 00:28:48,667 --> 00:28:50,583 I'LL WALK YOU DOWN. 615 00:28:52,084 --> 00:28:53,041 BYE, DAVID. 616 00:28:53,041 --> 00:28:54,291 BYE. 617 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,084 WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER, SPEND THE NIGHT. 618 00:28:59,084 --> 00:29:01,125 I CAN'T, I'VE GOTTA BE IN PASADENA TOMORROW MORNING, 619 00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:03,041 IT'D ADD AN EXTRA HOUR TO MY TRIP. 620 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,001 OKAY. 621 00:29:08,126 --> 00:29:10,625 GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES, I'LL FOLLOW YOU. 622 00:29:15,083 --> 00:29:17,375 TONIGHT WASN'T SO BAD, WAS IT ? 623 00:29:17,375 --> 00:29:20,042 I SUPPOSE NOT. 624 00:29:20,042 --> 00:29:22,250 I DON'T KNOW WHY I WAS SO NERVOUS. 625 00:29:22,250 --> 00:29:26,041 I MEAN, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, I GAVE BIRTH TO THOSE PEOPLE. 626 00:29:33,166 --> 00:29:37,250 YOU KNOW WHAT OCCURRED TO ME TONIGHT THAT'S REALLY STRANGE ? 627 00:29:38,083 --> 00:29:41,250 I WISH YOU'D KNOWN MY HUSBAND. 628 00:29:41,250 --> 00:29:44,583 I THINK THE TWO OF YOU WOULD'VE LIKED EACH OTHER. 629 00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:51,834 OH, RUTH. 630 00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:55,875 WHO WOULD GET ME A GIFT BASKET ? 631 00:29:55,875 --> 00:29:57,875 IT'S PROBABLY SOME HOLLYWOOD BIGWIG YOU WORK ON 632 00:29:57,875 --> 00:29:59,375 THAT SECRETLY WANTS TO SLEEP WITH YOU. 633 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,458 IT'S FROM MY BROTHER. 634 00:30:03,458 --> 00:30:06,542 AND IT IS ADDRESSED TO BOTH OF US. 635 00:30:09,126 --> 00:30:12,041 "SORRY ABOUT THIS MORNING, HAVE FUN AT CACTUS WORLD". 636 00:30:12,041 --> 00:30:14,041 WHO KNOWS ? 637 00:30:14,041 --> 00:30:17,041 THIS IS NICE, WE CAN TAKE IT WITH US THIS WEEKEND. 638 00:30:17,041 --> 00:30:19,500 I CANNOT WAIT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 639 00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:22,250 I'M IN DIRE NEED OF SOME SERIOUS RELAXATION. 640 00:30:22,250 --> 00:30:23,750 ( gasping ) 641 00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:26,001 OH, FABULOUS. 642 00:30:26,001 --> 00:30:27,084 SMOKED OYSTERS. 643 00:30:27,084 --> 00:30:28,458 REALLY, IS THERE ANY CAVIAR ? 644 00:30:28,458 --> 00:30:32,166 AH, NO, BUT THERE ARE CONDOMS. 645 00:30:34,001 --> 00:30:36,083 AND, OKAY, EDIBLE UNDERPANTS. 646 00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:38,041 THAT'S A LITTLE SCARY. 647 00:30:38,041 --> 00:30:40,500 I'D SAY THIS WHOLE THING'S A LITTLE SCARY. 648 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:41,917 NO, IT JUST MEANS HE LIKES YOU. 649 00:30:41,917 --> 00:30:45,167 BELIEVE ME, THERE ARE GUYS BILLY DIDN'T LIKE, 650 00:30:45,167 --> 00:30:46,542 IT'S MUCH BETTER THIS WAY. 651 00:30:46,542 --> 00:30:49,417 I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU, 652 00:30:49,417 --> 00:30:52,875 WHAT'S UP WITH THOSE MATCHING TATTOOS YOU AND HE HAVE ? 653 00:30:52,875 --> 00:30:56,083 WE WERE IN VEGAS, WE WERE VERY DRUNK, 654 00:30:56,083 --> 00:30:58,084 AND-- 655 00:30:58,084 --> 00:30:59,583 OH, DEAR. 656 00:30:59,583 --> 00:31:03,125 THESE THINGS ALWAYS STRUCK ME AS KIND OF RIDICULOUS. 657 00:31:03,125 --> 00:31:04,917 WOULD YOU JUST STOP THAT ? 658 00:31:04,917 --> 00:31:08,001 WHAT DOES HE THINK WE'RE GONNA DO WITH THIS ? 659 00:31:08,001 --> 00:31:09,834 BRENDA, THIS IS LIKE, HOSTILE. 660 00:31:09,834 --> 00:31:11,542 LOOK, BILLY'S BIPOLAR. 661 00:31:11,542 --> 00:31:13,125 HE'S MEDICATED. 662 00:31:13,125 --> 00:31:15,500 HIS SENSE OF WHAT'S APPROPRIATE CAN BE 663 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:19,166 A LITTLE OFF AT TIMES. 664 00:31:19,166 --> 00:31:22,291 LOOK, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE'S BEEN THROUGH. 665 00:31:23,667 --> 00:31:25,875 DON'T JUDGE HIM, PLEASE. 666 00:31:25,875 --> 00:31:27,959 ALRIGHT. 667 00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:31,001 ALRIGHT. 668 00:31:31,001 --> 00:31:33,167 THANK YOU. 669 00:32:01,458 --> 00:32:04,001 ( male ) You're never gonna work your way out of this one, soldier. 670 00:32:04,001 --> 00:32:05,959 I was nowhere near the latrine, sir. 671 00:32:05,959 --> 00:32:06,959 I promise. 672 00:32:06,959 --> 00:32:08,542 Give it up, Private, your ass is busted. 673 00:32:08,542 --> 00:32:10,166 Yeah, you're in big trouble. 674 00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:12,583 But my father's on the Joint Chiefs of Staff. 675 00:32:12,583 --> 00:32:14,083 Well, maybe we can't court marshall you, 676 00:32:14,083 --> 00:32:16,250 but there is something else we can do. 677 00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:23,000 Yeah, come on, Private, yeah. 678 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,875 ( phone ) 679 00:32:24,875 --> 00:32:26,959 You love that, don't you ? 680 00:32:26,959 --> 00:32:28,458 ( tv shuts off ) 681 00:32:29,959 --> 00:32:31,291 HELLO ? 682 00:32:31,291 --> 00:32:33,209 DAVID, WALTER KRIEGENTHALER. 683 00:32:33,209 --> 00:32:35,125 DID YOU MEET WITH FATHER CLARK ? 684 00:32:35,125 --> 00:32:36,875 YES, TODAY. 685 00:32:36,875 --> 00:32:40,166 We'd like to meet at 9:30 tomorrow and vote. 686 00:32:40,166 --> 00:32:41,000 Can you make it ? 687 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,750 ABSOLUTELY. 688 00:32:42,750 --> 00:32:44,917 LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, DAVID. 689 00:32:46,792 --> 00:32:50,250 DO YOU THINK CLARK IS GAY ? 690 00:32:51,417 --> 00:32:52,875 UH... 691 00:32:52,875 --> 00:32:54,542 I DON'T THINK SO, 692 00:32:54,542 --> 00:32:57,083 HE MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT HAVING A DECEASED WIFE. 693 00:32:57,083 --> 00:32:59,875 I mean, I don't care if he is. 694 00:32:59,875 --> 00:33:02,500 I just don't want him to push that agenda. 695 00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:05,709 You know, marriage, that whole thing. 696 00:33:05,709 --> 00:33:10,042 I HAVE A COUSIN IN D.C. WHOSE CHURCH SPLIT BECAUSE OF THAT. 697 00:33:10,042 --> 00:33:12,750 LITERALLY HALF THE CONGREGATION LEFT. 698 00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:15,166 I don't wanna see that happen to St. Bart's. 699 00:33:15,166 --> 00:33:17,709 I've been going there for 40 years. 700 00:33:17,709 --> 00:33:21,542 Well, it's late, I'll see you tomorrow morning. 701 00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:23,000 Goodnight. 702 00:33:40,750 --> 00:33:43,000 OKAY, I GOT VICTOR, 703 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,250 BUT I CALLED THE NATIONAL CEMETERY FROM THE CAR 704 00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:47,458 AND YOU KNOW WHAT ? THEY CAN BURY AN URN. 705 00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:50,083 THEY CALL IT IN-URN-MENT, WE CAN DO IT TODAY AT THREE. 706 00:33:50,083 --> 00:33:52,542 WHY ARE YOU SO DETERMINED TO SABOTAGE OUR BUSINESS ? 707 00:33:52,542 --> 00:33:54,834 I DON'T THINK PAUL EVER KNEW HOW HIS BROTHER REALLY FELT. 708 00:33:54,834 --> 00:33:56,959 NATE, WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE ? 709 00:33:56,959 --> 00:33:59,291 BECAUSE IT'S WHAT VICTOR WANTED. 710 00:33:59,291 --> 00:34:01,792 AND HE DESERVES IT, HE GOT A RAW FUCKIN' DEAL. 711 00:34:01,792 --> 00:34:03,750 I'M TELLIN' YOU, VICTOR KOVITCH DID NOT HATE THE ARMY. 712 00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,667 YOU JUST WATCH THESE TAPES HE MADE IN THE GULF. 713 00:34:09,083 --> 00:34:12,250 ( male ) Yes, sir, fuck me, Sergeant. 714 00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:14,709 Give it to me. 715 00:34:14,709 --> 00:34:16,166 OH, COME ON ! 716 00:34:16,166 --> 00:34:17,959 COME ON, THAT WAS FUNNY ! 717 00:34:17,959 --> 00:34:19,709 I HAVE SOMEPLACE I HAVE TO BE. 718 00:34:19,709 --> 00:34:23,291 DAVE, DAVE, IT'S OKAY, I WATCH PORN TOO ! 719 00:34:25,875 --> 00:34:28,625 ( whispering and giggling ) 720 00:34:50,041 --> 00:34:53,250 SO, YOU GUYS TAKING THE P.S.A.T. THIS AFTERNOON TOO ? 721 00:34:54,834 --> 00:34:57,959 UH... YEAH. 722 00:35:03,458 --> 00:35:05,959 SO, WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU GUYS ? 723 00:35:07,917 --> 00:35:10,417 I GO TO U.C. IRVINE AND NORTHWESTERN LAW, 724 00:35:10,417 --> 00:35:13,000 MEET A TOTALLY GREAT GUY, HE'S A TRIATHLETE, 725 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,000 WE GET MARRIED AND I PRACTICE LAW FOR EIGHT YEARS, 726 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,126 AND WE GET REALLY RICH, 727 00:35:18,126 --> 00:35:19,959 AND THEN I HAVE TWO GREAT KIDS. 728 00:35:19,959 --> 00:35:22,792 SO YOU'RE, LIKE, UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY ? 729 00:35:22,792 --> 00:35:24,041 KIND OF. 730 00:35:24,041 --> 00:35:26,417 I GET A MASTER'S IN FRENCH 731 00:35:26,417 --> 00:35:29,083 AND THEN LIVE IN PARIS FOR SIX MONTHS, 732 00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:30,625 AND HATE IT, 733 00:35:30,625 --> 00:35:32,792 SO, I COME BACK, BECOME A TV DEVELOPMENT EXECUTIVE, 734 00:35:32,792 --> 00:35:34,166 AND I WORK OUT ALL THE TIME. 735 00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:35,750 I'M FAIRLY MISERABLE 736 00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:38,375 AND HAVE A SLIGHT SUBSTANCE ABUSE PROBLEM. 737 00:35:38,375 --> 00:35:41,458 BUT YOU LOOK GREAT. 738 00:35:41,458 --> 00:35:43,583 THANKS. 739 00:35:43,583 --> 00:35:45,583 I START AN INTERIOR LIGHTING DESIGN FIRM WITH MY COLLEGE ROOMMATE, 740 00:35:45,583 --> 00:35:47,126 AND IT TOTALLY TAKES OFF. 741 00:35:47,126 --> 00:35:50,000 AND THEN I DIE OF OVARIAN CANCER BEFORE I'M 30. 742 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,167 OH, THAT SUCKS. 743 00:35:52,167 --> 00:35:53,834 TELL ME ABOUT IT. 744 00:36:05,291 --> 00:36:07,709 WELL, GOOD LUCK. 745 00:36:10,542 --> 00:36:12,875 WHAT A FREAK. 746 00:36:18,042 --> 00:36:19,500 FATHER JACK ? 747 00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:20,333 DAVID. 748 00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:21,250 COME IN, SIT. 749 00:36:23,417 --> 00:36:26,042 AND CALL ME JACK, WE'RE BEYOND THAT. 750 00:36:26,042 --> 00:36:28,667 MEETING OVER ALREADY ? 751 00:36:28,667 --> 00:36:30,625 YES. 752 00:36:32,042 --> 00:36:33,375 DAMN. 753 00:36:33,375 --> 00:36:35,750 WE ALL ADMIRE CLARK'S ENERGY, 754 00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:39,291 BUT THERE IS SOME CONCERN THAT HE MAY END UP BEING DIVISIVE. 755 00:36:39,291 --> 00:36:40,834 AS YOU SAID YOURSELF, 756 00:36:40,834 --> 00:36:42,834 IF WE HAVE TO GO BACK AND START OVER FROM THE BEGINNING-- 757 00:36:42,834 --> 00:36:45,000 AND FIND SOME CONSERVATIVE LAPDOG 758 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,834 WHO WON'T CHALLENGE ANYBODY ? 759 00:36:46,834 --> 00:36:50,291 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WE NEED HERE. 760 00:36:53,042 --> 00:36:54,291 SCOTCH ? 761 00:36:54,291 --> 00:36:56,291 NO, THANK YOU. 762 00:36:58,209 --> 00:37:00,000 CLARK THOUGHT HE CAME ON A LITTLE TOO STRONG WITH YOU. 763 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,291 I LIKED HIM, JACK. 764 00:37:01,291 --> 00:37:02,458 I THINK THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE 765 00:37:02,458 --> 00:37:04,042 IF THERE WERE MORE MEN LIKE HIM. 766 00:37:04,042 --> 00:37:07,126 I JUST DON'T THINK THAT HE'S A GOOD FIT FOR ST. BART'S. 767 00:37:07,126 --> 00:37:09,375 DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT FATHER CLARK WOULD BE HAPPY HERE ? 768 00:37:09,375 --> 00:37:11,209 WHY SHOULD HE BE HAPPY ? 769 00:37:11,209 --> 00:37:13,500 HOW HAPPY ARE YOU ? 770 00:37:16,083 --> 00:37:18,542 YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M NOT HAPPY. 771 00:37:18,542 --> 00:37:21,709 MY LIFE IS VERY COMPLICATED AND CONFUSING. 772 00:37:21,709 --> 00:37:23,375 I'VE EXPERIENCED A LOT OF LOSS RECENTLY, 773 00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:25,083 MY FATHER AND MY-- 774 00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:30,126 AND THE ONE THING THAT HELPS ME TO DEAL WITH IT 775 00:37:30,126 --> 00:37:32,084 IS HAVING A PLACE THAT HASN'T CHANGED, 776 00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:33,625 LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE IN MY LIFE. 777 00:37:33,625 --> 00:37:36,750 THERE'S A REASON THEY CALL IT A SANCTUARY. 778 00:37:46,084 --> 00:37:49,709 I THINK THE MAJORITY OF OUR CONGREGATION FEELS THE SAME WAY. 779 00:37:49,709 --> 00:37:52,625 AND MY RESPONSIBILITY IS TO THEM, NOT YOU. 780 00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:57,084 WELL, I'VE GOT A BUSINESS TO RUN. 781 00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:08,709 ( phone ) 782 00:38:10,667 --> 00:38:12,041 YO. 783 00:38:12,041 --> 00:38:14,042 SPEAKING. 784 00:38:19,542 --> 00:38:21,126 YES... 785 00:38:21,126 --> 00:38:23,291 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, MR. GILARDI ? 786 00:38:25,001 --> 00:38:27,875 HERE, THIS IS GOOD CHOICE HERE. 787 00:38:27,875 --> 00:38:29,250 I DON'T LIKE YELLOW. 788 00:38:29,250 --> 00:38:32,166 THE BRIDESMAID'S DRESSES ARE LILAC. 789 00:38:32,166 --> 00:38:35,250 IF THE FLOWERS ARE YELLOW IT'S GONNA LOOK LIKE AN EASTER EGG HUNT. 790 00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:37,959 HOW ABOUT WHITE TULIPS ? 791 00:38:37,959 --> 00:38:39,166 VERY SIMPLE. 792 00:38:39,166 --> 00:38:41,000 JUST BUNCHED TOGETHER WITH A RIBBON. 793 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,125 I WAS KINDA THINKING I WOULD BE THE ONLY ONE WITH WHITE FLOWERS. 794 00:38:44,125 --> 00:38:46,125 OR, 795 00:38:46,125 --> 00:38:48,417 YOU COULD BE THE ONLY ONE HOLDING A GORGEOUS BOUQUET OF COLOR 796 00:38:48,417 --> 00:38:50,125 AGAINST YOUR WHITE DRESS. 797 00:38:50,125 --> 00:38:51,375 PEOPLE DO THAT ? 798 00:38:51,375 --> 00:38:53,084 IT'S YOUR DAY, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. 799 00:38:53,084 --> 00:38:55,625 DON'T YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE PRETTY ? 800 00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:56,917 MM-HMM. 801 00:38:56,917 --> 00:38:59,375 I LOVE THE TULIPS THING. 802 00:38:59,375 --> 00:39:01,041 TULIPS ARE ONE OF MY FAVORITE FLOWERS. 803 00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:03,542 SO GRACEFUL AND CLASSIC, 804 00:39:03,542 --> 00:39:06,041 LIKE LITTLE BALLERINAS. 805 00:39:09,417 --> 00:39:11,166 THE ONLY REASON I EVEN MET VICTOR 806 00:39:11,166 --> 00:39:14,126 WAS I JUMPED OFF A HUMVEE AND BROKE MY FEET. 807 00:39:14,126 --> 00:39:17,709 HERE I AM IN THE HOSPITAL WITH THIS GUY WHO'S DYING, IT TURNS OUT, 808 00:39:17,709 --> 00:39:19,500 LISTENING TO ME COMPLAIN. 809 00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:21,959 PLAYING CARDS, GIVING ME HIS DESSERT. 810 00:39:21,959 --> 00:39:23,667 I WISH HE DIDN'T DIE. 811 00:39:23,667 --> 00:39:26,084 IT SUCKS. 812 00:39:27,001 --> 00:39:28,375 THANK YOU. 813 00:39:31,041 --> 00:39:33,291 HAVE YOU HEARD FROM PAUL YET ? 814 00:39:33,291 --> 00:39:36,084 NOT SINCE I TOLD HIM HIS BROTHER WAS READY TO BE PICKED UP. 815 00:39:36,084 --> 00:39:38,042 WELL, WITHOUT HIS CONSENT IN WRITING, 816 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:40,500 I CANNOT ALLOW THIS FUNERAL TO TAKE PLACE. 817 00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:41,625 FINE. 818 00:39:41,625 --> 00:39:43,750 AT LEAST WE'LL KNOW WE MADE AN EFFORT. 819 00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:46,001 WHEN WE WERE IN THE GULF 820 00:39:46,001 --> 00:39:49,084 VICTOR USED TO MAKE THESE VIDEOTAPES TO SEND HOME TO HIS FAMILY. 821 00:39:49,084 --> 00:39:51,001 WE WERE ALWAYS GIVING HIM A HARD TIME. 822 00:39:51,001 --> 00:39:53,084 MESSING HIM UP. 823 00:39:53,084 --> 00:39:55,250 HE WAS A REAL GOOD SPORT. 824 00:39:55,250 --> 00:39:57,792 THE PERPETUAL OPTIMIST. 825 00:39:57,792 --> 00:39:59,375 SO, MY BROTHER READY ? 826 00:39:59,375 --> 00:40:01,917 YES, HE'S RIGHT IN HERE. 827 00:40:02,542 --> 00:40:03,875 WHAT IS THIS ? 828 00:40:03,875 --> 00:40:05,792 VICTOR'S FRIENDS WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE. 829 00:40:05,792 --> 00:40:07,709 THE HOSPITAL REFERRED THEM, IT'S NO PROBLEM FOR US. 830 00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:09,291 AND NO CHARGE TO YOU. 831 00:40:09,291 --> 00:40:11,667 EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU HIS BROTHER ? 832 00:40:11,667 --> 00:40:13,166 YES, I'M PAUL. 833 00:40:13,166 --> 00:40:16,834 THIS MAN HERE, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU PEOPLE KNOW IT, 834 00:40:16,834 --> 00:40:19,250 WAS LIKE A LION FOR VICTOR. 835 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:23,209 HE MADE FEDERAL WAVES OVER VICTOR'S DISABILITY CASE. 836 00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:31,042 I FOUND A COUPLE OF PICTURES OF US PLAYING BASEBALL. 837 00:40:31,042 --> 00:40:35,209 VIC WAS A LOUSY BATTER BUT A PRETTY GOOD INFIELDER. 838 00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:40,209 HE'S GRINNING LIKE SUCH A FOOL IN THESE. 839 00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:43,917 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE 'EM. 840 00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:49,000 IS THAT YOU ? 841 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,001 YEAH. 842 00:40:51,001 --> 00:40:53,209 YOU SICK ? 843 00:40:53,209 --> 00:40:54,542 NO. 844 00:40:54,542 --> 00:40:57,209 NEVER GOT SICK, I DON'T KNOW WHY. 845 00:40:57,209 --> 00:41:00,042 A LOT OF GUYS I KNEW OVER THERE DID. 846 00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:03,001 THANKS. 847 00:41:03,001 --> 00:41:06,000 THANK YOU FOR LETTING VICTOR HAVE HIS MILITARY BURIAL. 848 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,209 EVEN THOUGH I KNOW YOU WERE AGAINST IT. 849 00:41:08,209 --> 00:41:11,250 I'M SURE THIS MEANS A LOT TO HIM. 850 00:41:13,917 --> 00:41:16,125 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MILITARY BURIAL SHIT ? 851 00:41:16,125 --> 00:41:19,001 IT'S AN OPTION THAT CAN EASILY BE CANCELED 852 00:41:19,001 --> 00:41:20,542 AT NO CHARGE TO YOU. 853 00:41:20,542 --> 00:41:22,417 VICTOR DIDN'T WANT A MILITARY FUNERAL, I TOLD YOU THAT. 854 00:41:22,417 --> 00:41:23,834 YOU THINK I'M LYING TO YOU ? 855 00:41:23,834 --> 00:41:25,083 I THINK HE WAS AFRAID TO TELL YOU WHAT HE WANTED. 856 00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:28,583 HE FILLED OUT THOSE FORMS, PAUL, HE KEPT THE VIDEOS. 857 00:41:28,583 --> 00:41:30,167 THEY FILLED OUT THOSE FORMS. 858 00:41:30,167 --> 00:41:31,750 THIS IS ALL FUCKING ARMY P.R. 859 00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:33,417 AND I THREW THOSE FORMS IN THE TRASH. 860 00:41:33,417 --> 00:41:35,083 I'LL CALL THE SERVICE OFF RIGHT NOW. 861 00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:37,458 HE KEPT SAUDI ARABIAN CANDY FOR 10 YEARS. 862 00:41:37,458 --> 00:41:39,083 YOU JUST WANT TO JACK UP YOUR PRICE. 863 00:41:39,083 --> 00:41:40,750 NO, IT'S PAID FOR. 864 00:41:40,750 --> 00:41:44,250 I JUST WANT YOUR BROTHER TO HAVE THE FUNERAL HE WANTED FOR HIMSELF 865 00:41:44,250 --> 00:41:46,209 BECAUSE THAT'S HIS RIGHT. 866 00:41:46,209 --> 00:41:49,000 VICTOR WANTED TO BELIEVE HE DIED FOR SOMETHING, 867 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,959 YOU REALLY WANNA TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HIM ? 868 00:41:55,041 --> 00:41:56,458 JESUS. 869 00:41:57,709 --> 00:42:00,583 HE'S THE ONLY FAMILY I HAD LEFT. 870 00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:05,583 AND HE CAN'T EVEN TELL ME WHAT HE WANTS WHEN HE'S DEAD ? 871 00:42:11,417 --> 00:42:13,083 HE THOUGHT I WOULD'VE TALKED HIM OUT OF THIS. 872 00:42:13,083 --> 00:42:16,042 AND HE'S RIGHT, I WOULD'VE. 873 00:42:19,542 --> 00:42:21,375 WHY DON'T YOU SIT WITH HIS FRIENDS ? 874 00:42:32,709 --> 00:42:34,250 ( male ) GLAD TO HAVE YOU HERE. 875 00:42:47,375 --> 00:42:49,583 ( loud clock ticking ) 876 00:43:06,625 --> 00:43:07,917 WHERE IS RUTH ? 877 00:43:07,917 --> 00:43:09,126 SHE'S IN THE BACK. 878 00:43:09,126 --> 00:43:11,167 CRYING. 879 00:43:16,084 --> 00:43:17,750 ( sobbing ) 880 00:43:22,667 --> 00:43:24,167 WHAT IS WRONG ? 881 00:43:24,167 --> 00:43:27,375 IT'S THE SMELL OF THE FLOWERS. 882 00:43:27,375 --> 00:43:29,083 YOU'LL GET USED TO IT. 883 00:43:29,083 --> 00:43:31,042 I AM USED TO IT ! 884 00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:36,084 TODAY I HELPED PEOPLE CHOOSE FLOWERS FOR WEDDINGS, 885 00:43:36,084 --> 00:43:37,291 FOR ANNIVERSARIES, 886 00:43:37,291 --> 00:43:39,542 FOR NEW BABIES. 887 00:43:39,542 --> 00:43:43,625 I CAN'T REMEMBER BEING SURROUNDED BY SO MUCH HAPPINESS. 888 00:43:43,625 --> 00:43:46,126 I'M USED TO THE SMELL OF FLOWERS 889 00:43:46,126 --> 00:43:48,500 MEANING SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. 890 00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:52,084 I'M USED TO PEOPLE CRYING AND BEING EXHAUSTED. 891 00:43:52,084 --> 00:43:54,209 PEOPLE BEING SHATTERED ! 892 00:43:55,209 --> 00:43:56,208 DO NOT WORRY. 893 00:43:56,208 --> 00:43:58,417 WE GET FUNERALS TOO. 894 00:44:00,167 --> 00:44:03,542 I'M SO HAPPY, I CAN'T WAIT TO COME BACK TOMORROW. 895 00:44:07,792 --> 00:44:11,500 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE LIKE THIS EVERYDAY THOUGH, RIGHT ? 896 00:44:17,167 --> 00:44:32,333 ( bugle playing "Taps" ) 897 00:44:55,250 --> 00:44:58,167 THIS FLAG IS PRESENTED ON BEHALF OF A GRATEFUL NATION 898 00:44:58,167 --> 00:44:59,750 AS A TOKEN OF OUR APPRECIATION 899 00:44:59,750 --> 00:45:01,792 FOR HONORABLE AND FAITHFUL SERVICES 900 00:45:01,792 --> 00:45:03,583 RENDERED BY YOUR LOVED ONE. 901 00:45:19,001 --> 00:45:21,417 GIVE IT TO ONE OF HIS FRIENDS. 902 00:45:45,667 --> 00:45:47,667 I LOVE YOU, DAVID. 903 00:45:47,667 --> 00:45:49,709 I ALWAYS WILL. 904 00:45:54,126 --> 00:45:56,125 I COULD GET HIT BY A BUS ON THE WAY TO THE DESERT TONIGHT. 905 00:45:56,125 --> 00:45:59,084 JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU KNEW THAT. 906 00:46:02,875 --> 00:46:04,417 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 907 00:46:07,917 --> 00:46:09,792 YOU DID THE RIGHT THING TODAY. 908 00:46:09,792 --> 00:46:12,500 I KNOW, FEELS KINDA GOOD, DOESN'T IT ? 909 00:46:29,417 --> 00:46:31,834 HELLO. 910 00:46:31,834 --> 00:46:33,084 SHE CAN'T GO. 911 00:46:33,084 --> 00:46:35,709 WHY NOT ? 912 00:46:35,709 --> 00:46:39,333 SHE HAS TO HELP ME PICK PRINTS FOR MY SHOW. 913 00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:40,667 DOES SHE HAVE TO DO IT TONIGHT ? 914 00:46:40,667 --> 00:46:42,042 YES, SHE HAS TO DO IT TONIGHT. 915 00:46:42,042 --> 00:46:44,250 BILLY'S GOT A SHOW COMING UP AT A GALLERY IN WESTWOOD. 916 00:46:47,167 --> 00:46:50,458 SOMETIMES SHE GIVES ME HER EYES BECAUSE SOMETIMES I GO BLIND. 917 00:46:52,542 --> 00:46:54,875 46 HOURS I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT THESE PICTURES 918 00:46:54,875 --> 00:46:57,126 AND SOMETIMES I SEE AMAZING THINGS, 919 00:46:57,126 --> 00:46:59,458 AND SOMETIMES I JUST SEE SHAPES 920 00:46:59,458 --> 00:47:02,291 AND THAT'S WHEN I GO BLIND. 921 00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:06,041 BECAUSE WHAT IF I LOST THE ABILITY TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE ? 922 00:47:06,041 --> 00:47:08,375 FOR REAL ? 923 00:47:08,375 --> 00:47:10,083 FOR GOOD ? 924 00:47:10,083 --> 00:47:11,709 YOU WON'T. 925 00:47:11,709 --> 00:47:13,083 YOU SAY THAT AND THEN YOU GIVE ME YOUR EYES. 926 00:47:13,083 --> 00:47:16,042 BUT WHAT IF ONE DAY I CAN'T GIVE THEM BACK TO YOU ? 927 00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:18,583 WELL, THAT WON'T HAPPEN, WE WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN. 928 00:47:24,208 --> 00:47:26,084 AH, GOD, THIS IS CRAP ! 929 00:47:26,084 --> 00:47:29,167 THIS IS PRETENTIOUS, DERIVATIVE CRAP ! 930 00:47:29,167 --> 00:47:31,959 THEN THAT'S ONE LESS YOU HAVE TO CONSIDER. 931 00:47:31,959 --> 00:47:33,041 RIGHT ? 932 00:47:34,959 --> 00:47:36,375 RIGHT. 933 00:47:39,166 --> 00:47:43,167 BILLY, I'M GONNA TALK TO NATE ON THE PORCH, OKAY ? 934 00:47:43,167 --> 00:47:45,250 THEN HE'S GONNA GO AWAY. 935 00:47:45,250 --> 00:47:47,875 WE'LL BE RIGHT OUTSIDE. 936 00:47:47,875 --> 00:47:50,500 PICK OUT FIVE YOU LIKE 937 00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,709 AND YOU CAN SHOW 'EM TO ME WHEN I COME BACK. 938 00:47:52,709 --> 00:47:53,667 ONLY FIVE ? 939 00:47:53,667 --> 00:47:55,500 OR 10, OR 20. 940 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:58,834 AND I'LL LOOK AT THEM AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I SEE. 941 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:00,167 OKAY. 942 00:48:06,042 --> 00:48:07,959 YOU CAN FUCK HER SOME OTHER TIME. 943 00:48:21,625 --> 00:48:23,167 SORRY. 944 00:48:23,167 --> 00:48:24,750 HE'S OBVIOUSLY OFF HIS MEDS. 945 00:48:24,750 --> 00:48:26,001 INTENTIONALLY ? 946 00:48:26,001 --> 00:48:27,834 NO, IT HAPPENS OCCASIONALLY. 947 00:48:27,834 --> 00:48:29,001 IT'S BEEN A WHILE. 948 00:48:29,001 --> 00:48:31,042 BRENDA, COME ON. 949 00:48:31,042 --> 00:48:32,417 SORRY, NATE, I CAN'T. 950 00:48:32,417 --> 00:48:36,000 I'M ALL HE HAS WHEN HE'S LIKE THIS. 951 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,209 YOU ARE LETTING HIM MANIPULATE YOU. 952 00:48:38,209 --> 00:48:39,375 YOU DON'T KNOW HIM. 953 00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:41,166 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING. 954 00:48:41,166 --> 00:48:42,667 I KNOW HE DIDN'T LIKE ME, 955 00:48:42,667 --> 00:48:44,417 AND I HAVE A FEELING HE DOESN'T LIKE ANY MAN IN YOUR LIFE. 956 00:48:44,417 --> 00:48:46,126 AM I RIGHT ? 957 00:48:46,126 --> 00:48:47,417 ANSWER ME ! 958 00:48:47,417 --> 00:48:49,166 WHAT, YOU THINK I FUCKED MY BROTHER ? 959 00:48:49,166 --> 00:48:52,209 JESUS, I NEVER SAID THAT. 960 00:48:52,209 --> 00:48:53,417 NATE, HE'S SICK ! 961 00:48:53,417 --> 00:48:55,709 HE'S MY BROTHER AND HE'S SICK ! 962 00:48:55,709 --> 00:48:57,000 AND HE NEEDS ME. 963 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,792 THIS IS WHO I AM, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. 964 00:49:01,709 --> 00:49:03,126 FUCK YOU. 965 00:49:09,084 --> 00:49:11,834 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANTED TO GO WITH YOU. 966 00:49:14,375 --> 00:49:17,083 CAN I DO ANYTHING TO HELP ? 967 00:49:17,083 --> 00:49:20,542 YEAH, YOU CAN GO TO THE DESERT 968 00:49:20,542 --> 00:49:24,000 AND SIT IN MUD AND RELAX AND FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING. 969 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,875 INCLUDING US. 970 00:49:31,084 --> 00:49:32,750 AH, SHIT. 971 00:49:32,750 --> 00:49:35,500 JUST GO, OKAY ? GODDAMNIT. 972 00:49:44,209 --> 00:49:46,083 ( door closing ) 973 00:50:25,792 --> 00:50:29,042 Captions Copyright 2001 HOME BOX OFFICE 974 00:50:29,042 --> 00:50:32,250 A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 975 00:50:33,041 --> 00:50:35,583 Captioned by HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER