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Captions made possible by
HOME BOX OFFICE

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A Division of TIME WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.

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♪ SO YOU'RE BACK
FROM OUTER SPACE ♪

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( laughing )

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♪ ... THAT LOOK
UPON YOUR FACE ♪

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AH !

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I AM SUCH
A FUCKING IDIOT !

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I SHOULD'VE DUMPED HIM
YEARS AGO.

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I FEEL
20 POUNDS LIGHTER.

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MORE LIKE
180 POUNDS.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK
HE'S DOING TONIGHT ?

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OH, HE'S FUCKING HIS
LITTLE GRAD STUDENT.

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THINKING HE'S KING
OF THE WORLD !

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GOD, I WISH I KNEW
WHO INVENTED VIAGRA.

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SO, I COULD
SHOOT HIM.

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I'LL DRINK
TO THAT.

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HEAR, HEAR !

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OH, SHIT, IT FELL
DOWN MY SHIRT.

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HOLD THIS, HOLD THIS,
I HAVE AN IDEA.

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WAIT.

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DRIVER !

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HEY, DRIVER !

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TAKE US TO MYAGI'S,
OKAY ?

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'CAUSE I FEEL
LIKE DANCING !

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OOH, LOOK
WHAT I FOUND.

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( laughing )

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PROMISE ME,

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NO DANCING ON
THE TABLES TONIGHT.

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YOU JUST
OPEN THIS !

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COME BACK DOWN,
HONEY.

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I'M KING
OF THE WORLD !

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I'M KING OF
THE WORLD.

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I'M KING
OF THE WORLD !

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jm
THIS IS HOW YOU STUDY FOR THE
FUNERAL DIRECTOR'S LICENSE ?

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YOU MUST REALLY LIKE
WEARING A SUIT.

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THERE'S ALWAYS A CHANCE
WE MIGHT GET A WALK-IN.

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THERE'S ALWAYS A CHANCE
WE MIGHT GET ABDUCTED BY ALIENS.

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WHAT'S THE LONGEST WE'VE
EVER GONE WITHOUT A BODY ?

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I REMEMBER DAD SAYING
SOMETHING LIKE NINE DAYS,

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DURING THE '84 OLYMPICS.

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"THE GREAT DROUGHT
OF '84."

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YOU REMEMBER HOW DAD
USED TO DO WALTER BRENNAN.

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"COME ON, LITTLE LUKE,
LET'S STITCH THIS DEAD GUY UP

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"'CAUSE MAW'S
MADE A MESS OF CATFISH

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AND I'M POWERFUL
#sHUNGRY."

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OKAY, WELL, THANK YOU FOR
MAKING ME FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT.

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NO, I JUST...

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YOU KNEW A WHOLE SIDE
OF DAD I NEVER DID.

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NINE DAYS, HUH ?

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WE JUST MIGHT
BEAT THAT.

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"WHEN A FAMILY PLACES MONEY IN
A FUNERAL TRUST FOR A PRE-NEED,

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"HOW MUCH MONEY CAN
THE FUNERAL HOME USE

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"FOR OTHER PURPOSES
UNTIL THE FAMILY REQUIRES

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YOUR SERVICES ?"

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50%.

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25% ?

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ZERO, NONE.

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I KNEW THAT.

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( phone )

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HELLO ?

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( Brenda )
Hey, it's me.

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WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME.

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I'VE ONLY BEEN CALLING YOU
FOR SIX DAYS STRAIGHT.

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Yeah, I've been
incredibly busy.

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LOTS OF NEW
CLIENTS, SORRY.

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How's Billy ?

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UH, BETTER.

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IT ONLY HAPPENS
ONCE A YEAR, YOU KNOW ?

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TWICE AT THE MOST.

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SO, WHEN CAN
I SEE YOU ?

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I don't know...

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Tuesday ?

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IS HE STAYING
WITH YOU ?

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YEAH, JUST FOR
A FEW MORE DAYS.

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LISTEN, I GOTTA GO.

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I'LL CALL YOU, OKAY ?
I PROMISE.

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WE THINK WE'RE WEIRD,
BEING UNDERTAKER'S KIDS ?

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JUST BE THANKFUL OUR PARENTS
WEREN'T FUCKING SHRINKS.

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"HOW MANY DAYS DOES
A FAMILY HAVE

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TO CANCEL A CONTRACT
FOR SERVICES ?"

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I GET SO SICK OF
THIS BIZARRE BEHAVIOR

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THAT I'M SUPPOSED
TO FIGURE OUT.

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AND THEN SHE SEEMS
PISSED OFF WHEN I CAN'T.

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IT'S FUCKING
NEUROTIC !

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WOULD YOU CONCENTRATE
ON THIS, PLEASE ?

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I NEED YOU TO
GET YOUR LICENSE,

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SO, YOU CAN START HANDLING
YOUR SHARE OF THINGS.

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"HOW MANY DAYS--"

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THREE DAYS.

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IT'S NOT EXACTLY
THE CALIFORNIA BAR, DAVID.

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COME ON...

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MAKE ME EARN IT.

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"WHEN A FUNERAL HOME
ADVERTISES THEIR SERVICES,

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"WHICH TWO SPECIFIC
PIECES OF INFORMATION

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ARE LEGALLY REQUIRED
ON ALL ADVERTISEMENTS ?"

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I'D START WITH SOME
HEAVY DUTY ARMATURE MATERIAL

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AND PLASTER OF PARIS.

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MASTIC COMPOUND
FOR HER FACE,

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TISSUE BUILDER AND WAX
FOR HER FEATURES.

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I'D FINISH HER OFF
WITH A GOOD SEALER,

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SHE'LL LEAK
LIKE A GARDEN HOSE.

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A LITTLE AIRBRUSHING
AND A HIGH QUALITY FOUNDATION

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AND SHE'S GOOD TO GO.

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HOW MUCH TIME
WOULD YOU NEED ?

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AT LEAST A DAY
TO DO IT RIGHT.

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THE FISHERS CAN SPARE YOU
FOR A FULL DAY ?

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I'M NOT AUDITIONING
FOR YOU.

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THIS IS A ONE-TIME
FREELANCE JOB

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AND I USE
MY OWN MATERIALS.

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KROEHNER'S TEXTURIZERS,
THEY BLOW.

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HOW MUCH ?

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$1500.

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OKAY.

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FOR SOMEONE
WITH YOUR TALENT,

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THAT'S A BARGAIN.

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STOP BLOWING
SMOKE UP MY ASS.

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I'M NOT QUITTING
THE FISHERS.

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MR. F. PUT ME
THROUGH SCHOOL.

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HAVE HER DONE
BY FIVE.

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AND SHE'D BETTER
LOOK FLAWLESS.

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( male )
DON'T THINK ABOUT
HOW STEEP IT IS.

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YOU'VE GOT EIGHT
MORE MILES.

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COME ON,
KEEP IT MOVING.

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CARLOS CASTANEDA
WROTE,

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"A WARRIOR TAKES HIS LOT,
WHATEVER IT MAY BE,

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AND ACCEPTS IT IN
ULTIMATE HUMBLENESS."

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YEAH, WELL...

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CARLOS CASTANEDA
CAN BLOW ME.

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TELL ME ABOUT IT.

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WHERE'S THE WHOLE

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"SPIRITUAL TRANSCENDENCE"
PART FROM THE BROCHURE ?

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THIS IS LIKE
FUCKING BOOT CAMP.

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HAVE I THANKED YOU FOR
GETTING ME HIGH THIS MORNING ?

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LIKE 12 TIMES.

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JUST MAKING SURE.

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CLAIRE, TOPHER !

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YOU'RE STRAGGLING.

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YOU KNOW THE RULES.

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THE GROUP
STAYS TOGETHER.

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PERIOD.

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JA VOL,
MEIN COMMANDANT.

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I GOT A NEW WAY
TO MAKE MONEY.

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WE RENT OUT THE SLUMBER ROOM
FOR MEETINGS.

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12 STEP GROUPS,
THAT SORT OF THING.

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ARE YOU INSANE ?

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DRUNKS AND DRUG ADDICTS
INSIDE OUR HOME ?

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THE INSURANCE
ISSUES ALONE.

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WELL, THEN HOW ABOUT
SENIOR DANCE LESSONS ?

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TWICE A WEEK AT
50 BUCKS A POP.

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THAT'S $5200 A YEAR,

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THAT'S SIX MONTHS'
PROPERTY TAX.

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WHAT IF WE'VE
GOT A VIEWING ?

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THEY WORK AROUND
OUR SCHEDULE.

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DAVID, THESE OLD PEOPLE
HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO.

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THEY DANCE HERE TWICE
A WEEK, HAVE FUN.

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WHO DO YOU THINK GETS
THE CALL WHEN THEY DROP ?

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THAT'S ACTUALLY
NOT A BAD IDEA.

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WELL, GOOD, BECAUSE
THEY'RE COMING HERE AT TWO.

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SO, NO MORE COMMENTS
ABOUT ME NOT PULLING MY WEIGHT

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FOR A WHILE,
OKAY ?

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( door opening and closing )

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SO, IS THIS A NEW
COMPANY POLICY,
CASUAL FRIDAYS ?

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NICE OF YOU TO DROP BY,
IT'S ALMOST NOON.

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AND I STAYED 'TIL
AFTER NINE LAST NIGHT,

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RESTOCKING
AND STERILIZING.

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YOU MEAN,
YOU DIDN'T CHECK ?

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LOOK, IF IT'S ALRIGHT
WITH YOU GUYS,

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I NEED THE DAY OFF.

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VANESSA'S GOT
AN ULTRASOUND.

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SHE JUST HAD
ONE LAST WEEK.

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THEY JUST WANT TO
DO ANOTHER ONE.

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I THINK I SHOULD BE THERE
WITH HER, DON'T YOU ?

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WELL, OF COURSE,
YOU COULD'VE JUST CALLED.

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I LEFT MY JACKET
IN THE PREP ROOM.

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IT'S GOT MY WALLET,
MY INSURANCE CARD,
ALL THAT STUFF.

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THANKS, GUYS.

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GREAT, ONCE AGAIN
I'M THE ASSHOLE

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AND YOU'RE
THE COOL GUY.

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WELL, YOU CAN TELL HIM TOMORROW
THAT HE'S CLEANING OUT

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THE BODY FRIDGE.

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I WANT IT SCRUBBED
AND HOSED AND DISINFECTED.

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YOU TELL HIM.

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IT'S FISHER & SONS.

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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO
BE THE BAD COP.

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WELL, YOU'RE SO
GOOD AT IT.

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( vacuum running )

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RICO !

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NATE, PLEASE.

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DON'T DO THAT.

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I GOT A LOT
ON MY MIND

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WITH THE ULTRASOUND
AND ALL, YOU KNOW ?

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DAVID WANTS YOU
TO CLEAN OUT THE--

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THE WALK-IN,
I KNOW, I KNOW.

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YOUR BROTHER'S GOT A BUG
UP HIS ASS ABOUT CLEANLINESS.

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I KNOW, WHEN WE USED TO
PLAY G-I JOES

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HE ALWAYS WANTED TO
GIVE HIS A SHOWER.

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YEAH, WELL.

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I'M RUNNING LATE.

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WHERE'S YOUR JACKET ?

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OH, SHIT.

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MUST'VE LEFT IT
AT HOME.

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OH.

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TOLD YOU, MAN, I GOT A LOT
ON MY MIND FROM THE ULTRASOUND.

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SEE YA.
SEE YA.

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NOW, BEGINS THE VISION QUEST
PART OF OUR JOURNEY.

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OH, GREAT, NOW WE GET TO
STARVE AND SWEAT OURSELVES

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INTO A HALLUCINOGENIC
STATE OF ECSTASY.

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IT'S GONNA GET
HARDER AND HARDER

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FOR THE NEXT
COUPLE OF DAYS.

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YOU ALL KNOW
HOW TOUGH PHYSICALLY.

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NOW THE MENTAL
CHALLENGES BEGIN.

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OKAY, STARTING NOW,
YOU GUYS LEAD.

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I JUST FOLLOW.

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SO...

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I HOPE, FOR MY SAKE,
YOU'VE ALL PERFECTED

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YOUR MAP
AND COMPASS SKILLS.

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PARKER.

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WHICH WAY DO WE GO ?

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UM...

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THAT WAY.

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WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR ?

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YOU LEAD.

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00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:06,084
FUCKING GIRL SCOUT.

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( female )
GOOD CALL, PARKER.

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SO, WHO DO YOU
THINK PLAYS PARKER

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IN THE MOVIE
OF HER LIFE ?

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SANDY BULLOCK
OR JULIA ROBERTS ?

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PLEASE, SHE'D NEVER
RATE THAT HIGH.

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SHE'D GET ONE OF THOSE
"BUFFY" OR "DAWSON'S CREEK"
CHICKS, TOPS.

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WHAT IS THAT ?

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THIS ?

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KHINKALI.

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IT'S LIKE...

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DUMPLING WITH
SPICY MEAT INSIDE.

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I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU
NEVER HEAR OF KHINKALI.

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YOU KNOW,

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00:11:47,042 --> 00:11:49,500
YOU NEED TO GO OUT
FROM THE HOUSE MORE.

238
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,625
I GET OUT.

239
00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:52,250
I TOOK A VERY ENJOYABLE TRIP
TO SAN BERNADINO

240
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,042
JUST A FEW
WEEKS AGO.

241
00:11:54,042 --> 00:11:55,291
YOU SHOULD COME TO
MY NEIGHBORHOOD.

242
00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:57,209
ALL RUSSIAN.

243
00:11:57,209 --> 00:11:58,125
YOU WOULD LOVE IT.

244
00:11:58,125 --> 00:12:00,959
PEOPLE WITH PASSION,
FULL OF LIFE.

245
00:12:00,959 --> 00:12:02,291
NOT LIKE YOUR FAMILY.

246
00:12:02,291 --> 00:12:03,375
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?

247
00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:06,042
RUSSIANS SPEAK FROM HERE,
FROM THE HEART,

248
00:12:06,042 --> 00:12:07,291
WITH THEIR SOULS.

249
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:10,125
NOT LIKE FISHER,
LIKE FROM HERE,
LIKE LITTLE MOUSE...

250
00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:13,000
NOT LIKE THAT.

251
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,126
IF IT'S SO WONDERFUL
IN RUSSIA,

252
00:12:15,126 --> 00:12:17,041
YOU SHOULD TAKE
THE FIRST FLIGHT BACK.

253
00:12:17,041 --> 00:12:20,667
IN RUSSIA,
I WAS ENGINEER.

254
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,709
KNOCK-KNOCK.

255
00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:25,125
HIRAM.

256
00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,166
I TRIED MY HAND AT
JAMAICAN JERK CHICKEN.

257
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:28,458
TURNED OUT GOOD.

258
00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:29,750
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
LIKE SOME FOR LUNCH.

259
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,083
THAT'S SO
THOUGHTFUL.

260
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,959
THANK YOU.

261
00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:37,792
HIRAM, THIS IS
MY BOSS, NIKOLAI.

262
00:12:37,792 --> 00:12:39,709
SHE HAS A LUNCH.

263
00:12:39,709 --> 00:12:41,084
HERE, TRY SOME.

264
00:12:41,084 --> 00:12:41,917
PLEASE.

265
00:12:41,917 --> 00:12:43,583
YOU BURNED IT.

266
00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:45,208
NIKOLAI.

267
00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:46,667
RUTH IS BUSY.

268
00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:49,001
I'M ON
MY LUNCH BREAK.

269
00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:50,667
LUNCH IS OVER.

270
00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:52,417
NOW WE WORK.

271
00:12:56,959 --> 00:12:59,000
SORRY I GOT YOU IN TROUBLE
WITH YOUR BOSS.

272
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,417
DON'T YOU WORRY,
I CAN HANDLE HIM.

273
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,875
( square dance music playing )

274
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,126
EVERYBODY READY...

275
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,792
AND OUT AND LEFT...

276
00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:21,000
GOOD, GOOD...

277
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,041
SWING YOUR PARTNERS...

278
00:13:27,084 --> 00:13:28,375
AND PROMENADE HOME.

279
00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:30,375
VERY GOOD.

280
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,042
HEY, VANESSA,

281
00:13:33,042 --> 00:13:34,000
IS RICO THERE ?

282
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,417
No, should
I page him ?

283
00:13:35,417 --> 00:13:36,917
NO, IT'S NOTHING
IMPORTANT,

284
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:37,959
I JUST WANTED TO RUN
SOMETHING BY HIM.

285
00:13:37,959 --> 00:13:39,291
Okay.

286
00:13:39,291 --> 00:13:40,417
HEY, DID YOU HAVE
YOUR ULTRASOUND ALREADY ?

287
00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:42,001
Yeah, last week.

288
00:13:42,001 --> 00:13:44,417
YOU'RE NOT HAVING
ONE TODAY ?

289
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:49,709
OH, YEAH, YEAH, BUT NOT
'TIL THIS AFTERNOON.

290
00:13:49,709 --> 00:13:51,667
Huh.

291
00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:53,583
I'M SORRY, NATE,
THE U.P.S. GUY'S AT THE DOOR,
I GOTTA GO.

292
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,125
AND I'LL TELL RICO
YOU CALLED, OKAY ?

293
00:13:57,375 --> 00:13:58,583
SHIT !

294
00:13:58,583 --> 00:13:59,834
SHIT.

295
00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:01,167
HEY !

296
00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:03,959
DON'T SAY THAT, PAPITO,
THAT'S A GROWN-UP WORD.

297
00:14:08,209 --> 00:14:09,917
( square dance music )

298
00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:19,959
OKAY, VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

299
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:21,458
NOW, IF I COULD
HAVE YOUR ATTENTION

300
00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:23,001
FOR JUST ONE SECOND.

301
00:14:23,001 --> 00:14:24,375
I WANNA TEACH YOU A NEW FIGURE
FOR THE REPERTOIRE.

302
00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:25,959
YOU'RE GONNA
LOVE IT.

303
00:14:25,959 --> 00:14:27,041
YOUR FRIENDS ARE GONNA
BE VERY IMPRESSED.

304
00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:28,500
I PROMISE.

305
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,042
IT'S CALLED
THE HUNGARIAN SWING.

306
00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:32,209
AND I NEED
A VOLUNTEER.

307
00:14:32,209 --> 00:14:34,583
SO, IF I COULD JUST
BORROW YOU FOR ONE SECOND,

308
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,417
I PROMISE IT
WON'T HURT A BIT.

309
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,583
IT GOES LIKE THIS.

310
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:39,750
YOU'RE GONNA STAND

311
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:42,041
RIGHT HIP
TO RIGHT HIP.

312
00:14:42,041 --> 00:14:44,167
YOUR OTHER HAND IS GONNA GO
ON YOUR PARTNER'S WAIST

313
00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:47,042
AND YOUR LEFT HAND IS GONNA
GO UP OVER THE HEAD.

314
00:14:47,042 --> 00:14:48,250
NOW, YOU'RE
GONNA SWING

315
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,959
ONE AND
A HALF TIMES.

316
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:53,417
SHE WILL TURN
ONE AND A HALF TIMES

317
00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:56,166
INTO THE PROMENADE
POSITION.

318
00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:58,250
THAT WASN'T SO BAD,
WAS IT ?

319
00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:00,125
LET'S DO IT AGAIN
WITH THE MUSIC, OKAY ?

320
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,250
NOT SO FAST.

321
00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:04,126
OKAY, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN.

322
00:15:04,126 --> 00:15:05,375
WITH THE MUSIC.

323
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:07,126
HERE WE GO.

324
00:15:07,126 --> 00:15:08,000
OKAY.

325
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,417
AND TWO,
THREE, FOUR...

326
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000
KISS HIM.

327
00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:29,834
( cheering )

328
00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:39,959
INTERESTING TECHNIQUE,
WHERE'D YOU TRAIN ?

329
00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:42,667
CYPRESS COLLEGE,
INTERNED AT FISHER & SONS.

330
00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:44,625
OH, SO, YOU'RE
THE GUY FROM FISHER.

331
00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:46,583
YOU GOT OUT OF THERE
JUST IN TIME.

332
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:48,125
KROEHNER'S GONNA
BURY THEM.

333
00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:50,166
I DON'T THINK SO.

334
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,000
SOMEBODY BURNED DOWN
THE FUNERAL HOME

335
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,291
KROEHNER WAS BUILDING
ACROSS THE STREET.

336
00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:55,625
SOMEBODY ?

337
00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:57,750
YOU EVER HEARD OF
JEWISH LIGHTENING ?

338
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:00,417
OH, SORRY,
DID I OFFEND YOU ?

339
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:02,126
I'M JEWISH,
I CAN SAY THAT.

340
00:16:02,126 --> 00:16:05,126
KROEHNER BURNED DOWN
THEIR OWN BUILDING

341
00:16:05,126 --> 00:16:06,625
FOR THE INSURANCE MONEY ?

342
00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:08,041
TRUST ME,
IT'S NOT OVER.

343
00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:10,792
IT'S LIKE, MATT GILARDI'S
PERSONAL VENDETTA.

344
00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:12,583
FISHER IS HISTORY.

345
00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:18,834
TAKE CARE NOW,
GET HOME SAFE.

346
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:20,166
AREN'T THEY A TRIP ?

347
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:21,375
I LOVE 'EM.

348
00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:22,834
OLD PEOPLE STILL
KNOW HOW TO BOOGIE.

349
00:16:22,834 --> 00:16:24,083
MORE THAN ME.

350
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,042
OH, I CAN
CHANGE THAT.

351
00:16:26,042 --> 00:16:28,500
I'M KURT,
BY THE WAY.

352
00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:30,750
HOW'D IT GO ?

353
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:32,042
TERRIFIC.

354
00:16:32,042 --> 00:16:33,250
AH, GREAT.

355
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,417
SO, I'LL GUESS YOU'LL
BE COMING BACK.

356
00:16:35,417 --> 00:16:36,709
I HOPE SO.

357
00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:39,458
THIS REALLY WAS
A GREAT IDEA, NATE.

358
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,583
SO IT SEEMS, DAVE.

359
00:16:43,709 --> 00:16:45,083
SO, DAVE.

360
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,959
YOU FREE
TOMORROW NIGHT ?

361
00:16:48,126 --> 00:16:49,125
YES.

362
00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:50,875
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF A DRY SPELL.

363
00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:52,250
HE'S GOT
NOTHING BUT TIME.

364
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:53,792
HOW'S ABOUT EIGHT ?

365
00:16:53,792 --> 00:16:56,333
EIGHT, FOR DINNER ?

366
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:58,417
IS, IS OKAY.

367
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,458
GREAT, I'LL PICK
YOU UP.

368
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:02,166
SEE YOU TOMORROW.

369
00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:11,209
( sighing )

370
00:17:11,209 --> 00:17:13,917
YOU JUST PIMPED ME
OUT TO THAT KID.

371
00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:16,209
THAT KID WANTS TO
JUMP YOUR BONES.

372
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,750
COME ON, DAVID.

373
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,583
I WATCH "WILL AND GRACE",
I HAVE GAYDAR.

374
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,375
OKAY,
DON'T SAY GAYDAR.

375
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:25,209
I'D SURE WISH WE COULD
LIGHT UP THAT JOINT.

376
00:17:25,209 --> 00:17:28,001
YEAH, DENNIS IS WATCHING
US LIKE A HAWK.

377
00:17:28,001 --> 00:17:30,500
NOW THAT WE'VE OFFICIALLY
ESTABLISHED OURSELVES

378
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,125
AS THE ANTISOCIAL
LOSERS.

379
00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:35,500
WE'LL JUST SNEAK OFF
AFTER WE SET UP CAMP.

380
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:38,458
WHILE THE REST OF THE BUSH YOUTH
GROOM EACH OTHER FOR LICE.

381
00:17:42,917 --> 00:17:44,375
HI, CLAIRE.

382
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:46,166
HI.

383
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,375
WHOA, WHOA.

384
00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:49,166
YOU TWO
ARE FRIENDS ?

385
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,166
WE GO TO
THE SAME SCHOOL.

386
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:52,917
WE'RE NOT
EXACTLY FRIENDS.

387
00:17:52,917 --> 00:17:55,417
WE'RE NOT EXACTLY
ENEMIES, EITHER.

388
00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:56,917
WE HAVE
CLASSES TOGETHER.

389
00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:58,042
ONE.

390
00:17:58,042 --> 00:17:59,834
SHOULDN'T YOU
BE LEADING US ?

391
00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:02,250
NOW THE GUY WITH
BRACES IS DOING IT.

392
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:04,834
YOU KNOW,
EVERYONE GETS A TURN.

393
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,458
YEAH, I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA
DO SOME DAREDEVIL SHIT.

394
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:08,917
WE'RE JUST FOLLOWING
A FUCKING MAP.

395
00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:10,417
I KNOW, THIS IS
FUCKING ADOLESCENT.

396
00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:12,917
DO YOU GUYS
HAVE SOME POT ?

397
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,709
MAYBE.

398
00:18:24,126 --> 00:18:25,542
BEAUTIFUL.

399
00:18:25,542 --> 00:18:28,083
ABSOLUTELY
BEAUTIFUL.

400
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:31,126
WHAT'D YOU USE
FOR THE CHEEKBONES ?

401
00:18:31,126 --> 00:18:34,166
ELMER'S GLUE, DENTAL FLOSS
AND MODELING CLAY.

402
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:36,667
I SHOULD'VE HAD
YOUR WORK VIDEOTAPED.

403
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:39,084
THESE LESSER LIGHTS
COULD LEARN FROM YOU.

404
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:41,041
I HAVE A LOT
TO LEARN MYSELF.

405
00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:43,167
ANY INTEREST
IN CONSULTING ?

406
00:18:43,167 --> 00:18:44,333
MY PLATE IS FULL.

407
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:47,209
HOW ABOUT SOMETHING
MORE PERMANENT ?

408
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,209
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
TO FISHER & SONS ?

409
00:18:49,209 --> 00:18:51,166
WHAT DO YOU CARE,
IS YOUR NAME FISHER ?

410
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:55,000
WITHIN EIGHT MONTHS, I CAN
OFFER YOU YOUR OWN HOME.

411
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,792
THERE'S A POSITION OPENING UP
IN SAN DIEGO EARLY NEXT YEAR.

412
00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:01,167
I'LL THINK
ABOUT IT.

413
00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:02,500
SURE, TAKE SOME TIME.

414
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,542
TALK IT OVER
WITH YOUR WIFE.

415
00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:06,375
OH, AND BY THE WAY ?

416
00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:09,209
THIS OFFER
LASTS 48 HOURS.

417
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:18,417
( sighing )

418
00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:34,250
BRENDA ?

419
00:19:47,542 --> 00:19:49,084
BREN !

420
00:19:57,917 --> 00:19:58,834
HELLO ?

421
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:00,959
BILLY ?

422
00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:16,167
FUCK !

423
00:20:16,542 --> 00:20:18,166
CRIKEY.

424
00:20:18,166 --> 00:20:20,208
WHO THE FUCK
ARE YOU ?

425
00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:21,375
NAME'S CONNOR.

426
00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:22,709
CONNOR THOMPSON.

427
00:20:22,709 --> 00:20:24,709
YOU GOTTA BE NATE.

428
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:29,209
OH, YEAH, BRENDA'S GIVEN ME
THE JOHN DORY ON YOU.

429
00:20:29,209 --> 00:20:31,542
NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE
THIS TERRITORIAL, THOUGH.

430
00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:33,583
WHAT'S WITH
THE BROKEN GLASS ?

431
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:37,333
ONE TOO MANY LARGIES
LAST NIGHT.

432
00:20:39,209 --> 00:20:41,500
DO YOU MIND PUTTING
SOMETHING ON ?

433
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,834
DON'T WORRY.

434
00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:45,125
I DON'T
FANCY BLOKES.

435
00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:47,291
NICE PANTS, THOUGH.

436
00:20:52,792 --> 00:20:54,209
IS BRENDA HERE ?

437
00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:55,500
DOESN'T LOOK
LIKE IT.

438
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,834
DO YOU KNOW
WHERE SHE IS ?

439
00:20:57,834 --> 00:20:59,041
NOPE.

440
00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:07,291
OH, I'M NOT ROOTING HER,
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.

441
00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:09,750
NO, SHE MADE IT QUITE CLEAR
THAT WASN'T AN OPTION.

442
00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:11,750
HER HEART'S GOT
YOUR NAME ON IT NOW.

443
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:13,792
NO, THAT WOULD
BE HER ASS.

444
00:21:16,291 --> 00:21:19,042
YOU'RE THINKING I'M PRETTY
SUSS, AREN'T YOU ?

445
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,375
HEY...

446
00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:28,167
ANY YOU GUYS
SEEN TOPHER ?

447
00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:32,792
BET YOU CAN'T WAIT TO
GET BACK TO STEPFORD.

448
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,500
( female )
WHAT A FREAK.

449
00:21:44,417 --> 00:21:46,625
TAKE IT YOU TWO
HAVE MET.

450
00:21:48,417 --> 00:21:51,001
THESE TOOK
FOREVER TO DRY.

451
00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:53,542
HEY, YOU.

452
00:22:05,417 --> 00:22:07,083
SO, APPARENTLY
YOU WERE MAD AT ME

453
00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:08,542
BECAUSE I WENT TO
THE DESERT WITHOUT YOU.

454
00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:09,750
NO.

455
00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:11,667
WELL, WHAT'S WITH
CROCODILE DUNDEE THEN ?

456
00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:13,084
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU
DOING HIS LAUNDRY ?

457
00:22:13,084 --> 00:22:15,542
OH, DEAR, THIS IS REALLY
UNATTRACTIVE BEHAVIOR, NATE.

458
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:18,084
HUH, SORRY, I GUESS I'M JUST
A LITTLE WEIRDED OUT

459
00:22:18,084 --> 00:22:20,333
THAT I KEEP RUNNING INTO
NAKED GUYS AT YOUR HOUSE.

460
00:22:22,001 --> 00:22:23,792
THEY'RE STILL WARM.

461
00:22:23,792 --> 00:22:25,458
THANKS, LOLLIES.

462
00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:30,166
CONNOR IS A VERY OLD FRIEND
FROM A TOTALLY PREVIOUS LIFE.

463
00:22:30,166 --> 00:22:31,834
HE HASN'T BEEN IN
L.A. FOR 10 YEARS.

464
00:22:31,834 --> 00:22:32,875
DON'T FREAK.

465
00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:34,041
I AM NOT FREAKING.

466
00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:36,834
JUST EXACTLY WHERE DOES
NATURE BOY SLEEP ?

467
00:22:46,125 --> 00:22:48,208
WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME ABOUT HIM ?

468
00:22:48,208 --> 00:22:52,250
BECAUSE I KNEW THAT
YOU WOULD REACT LIKE THIS.

469
00:22:54,001 --> 00:22:56,375
I AM TOUCHED
THAT YOU'RE JEALOUS.

470
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:59,001
NOW, GET OVER IT

471
00:22:59,001 --> 00:23:02,375
BECAUSE YOU HAVE
NO REASON TO BE.

472
00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:04,417
I PROMISE.

473
00:23:08,167 --> 00:23:09,542
IF I WAS FUCKING HIM,
I'D TELL YOU.

474
00:23:09,542 --> 00:23:12,126
OH, JESUS,
THAT'S COMFORTING,
THANK YOU.

475
00:23:12,126 --> 00:23:13,208
COME TO DINNER
TOMORROW NIGHT.

476
00:23:13,208 --> 00:23:14,792
CONNOR'S COOKING SOME
AUSTRALIAN THING

477
00:23:14,792 --> 00:23:15,959
AND BILLY'S
COMING OVER.

478
00:23:15,959 --> 00:23:17,583
OH, BILLY'S
COMING OVER.

479
00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:19,209
WELL, I THOUGHT HE
WAS STAYING WITH YOU.

480
00:23:19,209 --> 00:23:20,792
YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING
LYING TO ME !

481
00:23:20,792 --> 00:23:23,084
I HAVE SPENT THE LAST SIX DAYS
WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU

482
00:23:23,084 --> 00:23:25,625
AND YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING
PARTYING YOUR ASS OFF.

483
00:23:25,625 --> 00:23:26,583
OKAY !

484
00:23:26,583 --> 00:23:29,000
I FUCKED UP.

485
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,834
OKAY ?

486
00:23:35,167 --> 00:23:37,041
I'VE BEEN UNDER
A LITTLE PRESSURE LATELY.

487
00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:40,125
WITH MY BROTHER HAVING
A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
AND EVERYTHING,

488
00:23:40,125 --> 00:23:43,834
I WAS JUST TRYING
TO SIMPLIFY THINGS.

489
00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:49,250
DON'T BLOW THIS OUT OF
PROPORTION, PLEASE, NATE.

490
00:23:53,709 --> 00:23:55,083
OKAY.

491
00:23:57,458 --> 00:23:59,709
WHAT TIME
TOMORROW NIGHT ?

492
00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:15,625
TOPHER ?

493
00:24:16,625 --> 00:24:18,291
( moaning )

494
00:24:21,417 --> 00:24:23,209
YOU FUCKING
ASSHOLE.

495
00:24:23,209 --> 00:24:24,041
JESUS.

496
00:24:24,041 --> 00:24:26,417
OH, FUCK.

497
00:24:26,417 --> 00:24:28,625
SHIT, I'M SORRY.

498
00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:31,126
AH !

499
00:24:32,417 --> 00:24:33,709
OH, SHIT !

500
00:24:33,709 --> 00:24:36,126
LOOK, LOOK.

501
00:24:36,126 --> 00:24:38,417
IF SHE TELLS ANYBODY,
NO ONE WILL BELIEVE HER.

502
00:24:38,417 --> 00:24:40,875
EVERYBODY THINKS
SHE'S LIKE, CRAZY.

503
00:24:43,001 --> 00:24:45,834
The sexual habits of the koala
are quite mysterious

504
00:24:45,834 --> 00:24:48,208
because of their complicated
reproductive systems.

505
00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:52,750
The male koala's penis is
forked like a snake's tongue.

506
00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:56,167
The female has two vaginas
which share a common opening.

507
00:24:56,167 --> 00:24:57,792
WHATCHA WATCHIN' ?

508
00:24:57,792 --> 00:25:01,083
PBS, VERY FUNNY.

509
00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:04,417
WHAT'S UP ?

510
00:25:04,417 --> 00:25:07,041
I THOUGHT
YOU SHOULD KNOW.

511
00:25:07,041 --> 00:25:10,084
I CALLED VANESSA AND THERE'S
NO ULTRASOUND TODAY.

512
00:25:10,084 --> 00:25:12,250
AND I ALSO THINK RICO TOOK
A COUPLE OF BOTTLES OF STUFF

513
00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:13,875
FROM THE PREP ROOM.

514
00:25:13,875 --> 00:25:15,792
SHIT !

515
00:25:15,792 --> 00:25:18,125
FUCKING KROEHNER.

516
00:25:19,834 --> 00:25:22,042
ALRIGHT, I'LL CALL AROUND,
SEE WHAT I CAN FIND OUT.

517
00:25:22,042 --> 00:25:23,375
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
ABOUT THIS EARLIER ?

518
00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:26,167
I WAS GOING TO, BUT I GOT
DISTRACTED BY YOU

519
00:25:26,167 --> 00:25:27,500
AND THE SQUARE
DANCE GUY.

520
00:25:29,834 --> 00:25:31,583
LOOK, IT'S NOT LIKE RICO
HAS AN EXCLUSIVE CONTRACT

521
00:25:31,583 --> 00:25:32,959
WITH US
OR ANYTHING.

522
00:25:32,959 --> 00:25:34,250
SO, HE'S MOONLIGHTING.

523
00:25:34,250 --> 00:25:36,709
MOONLIGHTING IS WHEN
YOU TAKE A JOB
WHEN YOUR FIRST JOB IS OVER.

524
00:25:36,709 --> 00:25:38,333
WHEN HE TAKES A JOB
FOR GILARDI

525
00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:40,458
WHILE HE'S STILL ON THE CLOCK
WITH US, IT'S TREASON.

526
00:25:40,458 --> 00:25:42,167
STOP BEING SUCH
A DRAMA QUEEN.

527
00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:44,209
STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE
HONORARY MAYOR OF WEST HOLLYWOOD

528
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:45,709
ALL OF A SUDDEN.

529
00:25:50,084 --> 00:25:52,166
HE LIED TO
OUR FACES.

530
00:25:54,209 --> 00:25:55,750
YEAH, HE DID.

531
00:26:03,542 --> 00:26:04,667
HEY, CLAIRE.

532
00:26:04,667 --> 00:26:07,209
HEY.

533
00:26:08,001 --> 00:26:09,750
LOOK, I'M SORRY
ABOUT LAST NIGHT.

534
00:26:09,750 --> 00:26:11,208
I THOUGHT YOU
AND TOPHER--

535
00:26:11,208 --> 00:26:12,417
IT'S OKAY.

536
00:26:12,417 --> 00:26:13,834
WHATEVER, IT'S NONE
OF MY BUSINESS.

537
00:26:13,834 --> 00:26:16,084
NO, IT'S OKAY,
I JUST, I DON'T KNOW.

538
00:26:16,084 --> 00:26:19,126
I HOPE YOU WON'T JUST
WRITE ME OFF KNOW.

539
00:26:19,126 --> 00:26:20,583
I MEAN,

540
00:26:20,583 --> 00:26:22,750
MAYBE IT'LL EVEN LIKE,
BREAK THE ICE.

541
00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:26,167
YEAH.

542
00:26:30,001 --> 00:26:32,959
I JUST KINDA THINK
YOU'RE FUNNY AND COOL.

543
00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:35,167
AND WELL,
SOMETIMES

544
00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:37,209
I FEEL BORING
AND LAME AROUND YOU.

545
00:26:37,209 --> 00:26:40,291
AND I THINK THAT'S 'CAUSE,
I DON'T KNOW,

546
00:26:40,291 --> 00:26:42,583
I KINDA WANT TO
BE YOUR FRIEND.

547
00:26:43,959 --> 00:26:45,291
( laughing )

548
00:26:48,834 --> 00:26:50,375
WHY ?

549
00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:52,500
WHY NOT ?

550
00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:59,291
OKAY, BUT THIS
IS TOTALLY WEIRD.

551
00:27:17,875 --> 00:27:19,583
HOW'S VANESSA ?

552
00:27:19,583 --> 00:27:22,126
SHE'S GREAT.

553
00:27:23,167 --> 00:27:24,083
YEAH.

554
00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:26,209
THE BABY'S STRONG
AS A BOUNCER.

555
00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:27,709
HOW'S CHLOE YORKIN ?

556
00:27:27,709 --> 00:27:31,291
SOME OF YOUR MORE ARDENT FANS
IN PREP ROOMS AROUND L.A.

557
00:27:31,291 --> 00:27:34,167
ARE CALLING THIS ONE
YOUR SISTINE CHAPEL.

558
00:27:38,042 --> 00:27:39,291
LOOK...

559
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:41,583
I TOLD GILARDI IT WAS
A ONE-TIME THING.

560
00:27:41,583 --> 00:27:45,625
I MEAN, COME ON, GUYS,
YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND.

561
00:27:45,625 --> 00:27:47,166
IT WASN'T
FOR THE MONEY.

562
00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:50,001
R HEAD
WAS LIKE A...

563
00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:52,709
LIKE A WATERMELON SOMEBODY
HIT WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER.

564
00:27:52,709 --> 00:27:56,250
I MEAN, A CASE LIKE THAT
DOESN'T COME ALONG EVERY DAY.

565
00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:58,209
WHAT DID HE OFFER
YOU TO LEAVE ?

566
00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:02,542
WHAT ARE YOU
OFFERING ME TO STAY ?

567
00:28:07,291 --> 00:28:08,959
WHAT ?

568
00:28:10,084 --> 00:28:12,750
YOU GUYS THOUGHT I WOULD
STAY OUT OF LOYALTY ?

569
00:28:14,209 --> 00:28:17,167
UNLIKE YOU TWO, I HAVE A WIFE
AND KIDS TO THINK ABOUT.

570
00:28:17,167 --> 00:28:19,125
WHAT DO YOU WANT ?

571
00:28:19,125 --> 00:28:22,375
I WANT TO
BE A PARTNER.

572
00:28:22,375 --> 00:28:24,126
THAT WOULD REQUIRE
A SIGNIFICANT

573
00:28:24,126 --> 00:28:26,000
FINANCIAL INVESTMENT
ON YOUR PART.

574
00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:30,250
THAT'S WHAT
PARTNERS ARE.

575
00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:34,084
RICO, LET DAVID
AND ME TALK.

576
00:28:34,084 --> 00:28:36,250
DON'T DO ANYTHING UNTIL WE HAVE
A CHANCE TO COUNTER, OKAY ?

577
00:28:40,042 --> 00:28:40,959
OKAY.

578
00:28:49,084 --> 00:28:52,041
MAYBE WE CAN WORK OUT SOME
SORT OF PROFIT SHARING PLAN.

579
00:28:52,041 --> 00:28:54,625
HE'S FINALLY FIGURED OUT HE'S
WORTH MORE THAN WE CAN PAY HIM.

580
00:28:54,625 --> 00:28:56,167
WE'RE FUCKED.

581
00:28:58,083 --> 00:28:59,625
( male )
OKAY,

582
00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:02,000
TODAY, WE'RE GONNA
CLIMB ABOUT 3,000 FEET,

583
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,041
TO A SHELTER
CLOSE TO THE SUMMIT.

584
00:29:05,041 --> 00:29:07,083
NOW WE HAVE
TO MOVE FAST,

585
00:29:07,083 --> 00:29:10,084
BECAUSE WHEN IT GETS DARK,
IT GETS COLD.

586
00:29:10,084 --> 00:29:11,667
WHY DID YOU
SLEEP WITH HIM ?

587
00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:13,042
I DON'T KNOW.

588
00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:14,875
JUST TO SEE
IF I COULD.

589
00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:18,959
SO, WHO HASN'T
BEEN LEADER YET ?

590
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,750
( male )
I HAVEN'T.
( female )
ME, NEITHER.

591
00:29:23,917 --> 00:29:25,000
CLAIRE.

592
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,083
WHAT ?

593
00:29:27,083 --> 00:29:29,458
WHICH WAY
DO WE GO ?

594
00:29:29,458 --> 00:29:31,917
I DON'T KNOW,
I REALLY DON'T CARE.

595
00:29:34,167 --> 00:29:35,709
SOMEBODY ELSE PICK.

596
00:29:35,709 --> 00:29:38,250
COME ON, CLAIRE,
DON'T YOU WANT TO CONSULT
YOUR MAP AND COMPASS ?

597
00:29:38,250 --> 00:29:40,126
NO, I THINK I LOST
MY COMPASS ANYWAY.

598
00:29:40,126 --> 00:29:42,042
THEN BORROW ONE
FROM SOMEONE ELSE.

599
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:46,291
LOOK, JUST PICK
SOMEONE ELSE, OKAY ?

600
00:29:46,291 --> 00:29:47,542
PLEASE.

601
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:55,000
OKAY, THAT WAY.

602
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,167
I THINK WE SHOULD
GO THAT WAY.

603
00:29:57,167 --> 00:29:58,458
IT'S OBVIOUSLY
THE PATH.

604
00:29:58,458 --> 00:30:00,041
OKAY, MAYBE SOMEONE
ELSE WOULD LIKE TO--

605
00:30:00,041 --> 00:30:02,750
HEY, CLAIRE PAID
HER 1200 BUCKS TOO.

606
00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:04,792
DOESN'T SHE
GET A TURN ?

607
00:30:04,792 --> 00:30:06,291
DON'T PULL ME
INTO YOUR SHIT, OKAY ?

608
00:30:12,042 --> 00:30:14,042
OKAY, LOOK.

609
00:30:14,042 --> 00:30:18,542
LET'S ALL TAKE OUT
OUR MAPS AND COMPASSES--

610
00:30:18,542 --> 00:30:20,041
IT'S CLAIRE'S TURN,
DENNIS.

611
00:30:20,041 --> 00:30:23,458
I THINK WE SHOULD
FOLLOW CLAIRE.

612
00:30:23,458 --> 00:30:26,250
AND SHE SAID
WE SHOULD GO THIS WAY.

613
00:30:30,042 --> 00:30:31,417
OKAY...

614
00:30:31,417 --> 00:30:33,959
THIS WAY IT IS.

615
00:30:38,625 --> 00:30:40,250
THANKS A LOT.

616
00:30:40,250 --> 00:30:41,834
WHAT ?

617
00:30:41,834 --> 00:30:43,750
NOW THIS TRIP IS FINALLY
STARTING TO BE FUN.

618
00:30:44,875 --> 00:30:47,792
I PREFER
BUSY TO QUIET.

619
00:30:47,792 --> 00:30:49,375
SOME PEOPLE...

620
00:30:49,375 --> 00:30:52,500
THEY LIKE
NOTHING TO DO.

621
00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:55,042
ME, IT DRIVES
ME CRAZY.

622
00:30:55,042 --> 00:30:56,291
BESIDES...

623
00:30:56,291 --> 00:31:00,208
NO CUSTOMER,
NO MONEY.

624
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:02,834
WHEN I WALKING BY
THIS RESTAURANT

625
00:31:02,834 --> 00:31:04,917
EVERY DAY WHILE
I GOING HOME.

626
00:31:04,917 --> 00:31:06,750
IT'S ETHIOPIAN
RESTAURANT.

627
00:31:06,750 --> 00:31:09,083
NO CUSTOMER.

628
00:31:09,083 --> 00:31:11,417
EVERY NIGHT,
NIGHT AFTER NIGHT,

629
00:31:11,417 --> 00:31:13,167
NO CUSTOMER.

630
00:31:13,167 --> 00:31:16,125
HOW THEY CAN
MAKE A LIVING ?

631
00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:19,126
I THOUGHT ETHIOPIAN PEOPLE
DON'T HAVE NO FOOD.

632
00:31:20,167 --> 00:31:21,583
MAYBE THAT...

633
00:31:41,625 --> 00:31:44,126
I BORING YOU ?

634
00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:48,167
HEAVENS, NO.

635
00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:49,583
GOOD.

636
00:31:50,458 --> 00:31:52,542
WATCH YOU DON'T
CUT YOUR FINGER.

637
00:31:57,167 --> 00:32:00,166
DID YOU REALLY PUT A FOOT
IN GABE DIMAS' LOCKER ?

638
00:32:00,166 --> 00:32:02,001
YEAH.

639
00:32:02,001 --> 00:32:03,333
OH, MY GOD.

640
00:32:03,333 --> 00:32:05,042
THAT IS LIKE
THE GREATEST THING EVER.

641
00:32:05,042 --> 00:32:07,167
IF ANYONE
EVER DESERVED IT.

642
00:32:07,167 --> 00:32:08,917
DID YOU HAVE
SEX WITH HIM ?

643
00:32:08,917 --> 00:32:10,001
OH, YEAH.

644
00:32:10,001 --> 00:32:12,458
DID YOU SUCK
HIS TOES ?

645
00:32:12,458 --> 00:32:14,126
YUP.

646
00:32:14,126 --> 00:32:16,125
I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK
THE TWO OF YOU TO TURN AROUND.

647
00:32:16,125 --> 00:32:17,750
WHAT ?

648
00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:20,084
I'LL ACCOMPANY YOU BOTH
BACK TO THE LAST CAMP,

649
00:32:20,084 --> 00:32:22,041
A JEEP WILL MEET YOU THERE TO
TAKE YOU BACK TO BASE PARKING.

650
00:32:22,041 --> 00:32:23,417
YOU'RE KICKING
US OUT ?!

651
00:32:23,417 --> 00:32:24,834
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

652
00:32:24,834 --> 00:32:26,126
YES, WE CAN.

653
00:32:26,126 --> 00:32:27,209
IT'S ALL IN
THE CONTRACT

654
00:32:27,209 --> 00:32:28,667
THAT YOU AND YOUR ADULT
GUARDIAN SIGNED.

655
00:32:28,667 --> 00:32:31,041
WHAT, ANYBODY WHO WITNESSES
A GROUP LEADER HAVING SEX

656
00:32:31,041 --> 00:32:33,166
WITH A STUDENT
CAN BE THROWN OUT ?

657
00:32:33,166 --> 00:32:34,917
I DOUBT IT.

658
00:32:34,917 --> 00:32:37,250
YOU PURPOSELY LED US OFF
THE PREDETERMINED COURSE,

659
00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:39,291
ENDANGERING
EVERYONE'S SAFETY.

660
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:42,000
AND I'D BE WILLING TO BET
THERE'S DRUGS IN YOUR PACK.

661
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,291
YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH MY STUFF,
YOU NEED A SEARCH WARRANT.

662
00:32:47,834 --> 00:32:49,125
OKAY ?

663
00:32:49,125 --> 00:32:51,167
NOW, LOOK, WE CAN
DO THIS THE EASY WAY

664
00:32:51,167 --> 00:32:52,166
OR WE CAN GET
THE COPS INVOLVED.

665
00:32:52,166 --> 00:32:53,417
WHAT DO YOU WANT ?

666
00:32:53,417 --> 00:32:55,625
YOU ARE SUCH
A TOTAL LOSER.

667
00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:57,834
THIS IS NOT A GAME,
YOU LITTLE BITCH.

668
00:32:57,834 --> 00:33:00,000
YOU ARE FUCKING WITH
PEOPLE'S LIVES HERE.

669
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,875
SOME OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE
COMPLETELY INNOCENT BYSTANDERS.

670
00:33:02,875 --> 00:33:04,000
HELLO !

671
00:33:07,042 --> 00:33:08,959
( phone )

672
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,750
DAVID FISHER.

673
00:33:10,750 --> 00:33:13,709
( male )
Is this the adult guardian
of Claire Fisher ?

674
00:33:13,709 --> 00:33:16,041
UH, YES,
THAT IS CORRECT.

675
00:33:16,041 --> 00:33:18,167
I'm with
Sierra Crossroads.

676
00:33:18,167 --> 00:33:19,750
Your daughter was
discovered with marijuana.

677
00:33:19,750 --> 00:33:21,209
She's leaving
the expedition.

678
00:33:21,209 --> 00:33:23,291
Transportation's on its way
to take her back to her car.

679
00:33:23,291 --> 00:33:25,375
She should be back in L.A.
by midnight tonight

680
00:33:25,375 --> 00:33:27,084
instead of Sunday
as planned.

681
00:33:27,084 --> 00:33:29,125
Any questions ?

682
00:33:29,125 --> 00:33:30,917
UH, NO.

683
00:33:30,917 --> 00:33:32,083
THANK YOU
FOR CALLING.

684
00:33:34,084 --> 00:33:36,667
YOUR DAD SOUNDS LIKE
A REAL TIGHT-ASS.

685
00:33:39,166 --> 00:33:41,583
CASTANEDA, HUH ?

686
00:33:41,583 --> 00:33:44,042
PEOPLE STILL
READ THAT ?

687
00:33:44,042 --> 00:33:45,834
LOOK, DON'T EVEN,
OKAY ?

688
00:33:45,834 --> 00:33:48,500
ALL NEED FOR US TO
INTERACT HAS BEEN REMOVED.

689
00:33:51,084 --> 00:33:54,084
LISTEN, HOW WELL
DO YOU KNOW PARKER ?

690
00:33:54,084 --> 00:33:56,084
HARDLY AT ALL.

691
00:33:56,084 --> 00:33:58,500
I'D REALLY HATE IT IF SHE'S
ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO WOULD

692
00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:00,917
CREATE A HUGE STINK
AND RUIN MY LIFE

693
00:34:00,917 --> 00:34:02,875
JUST FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT
VALUE OF IT.

694
00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:05,250
SORRY, I DON'T
REALLY KNOW HER.

695
00:34:05,250 --> 00:34:08,375
GOD, I HATE
PISSING OUTDOORS.

696
00:34:09,792 --> 00:34:12,209
PARKER,
DON'T LIGHT THAT.

697
00:34:17,625 --> 00:34:20,084
SO, WHO'S IN CHARGE WHILE
YOU'RE HERE BABYSITTING US ?

698
00:34:20,084 --> 00:34:21,125
TOPHER.

699
00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:24,667
WHAT, HE HATES THIS WHOLE
SIERRA CROSSROADS BULLSHIT.

700
00:34:24,667 --> 00:34:26,042
WHAT, ARE YOU
KIDDING ?

701
00:34:26,042 --> 00:34:28,126
HE'S BEEN DOING IT SINCE
HE WAS 14 YEARS OLD.

702
00:34:28,126 --> 00:34:30,917
YOU ARE SO
FULL OF SHIT.

703
00:34:30,917 --> 00:34:32,125
THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS
THAT HELPED HIM

704
00:34:32,125 --> 00:34:33,792
GET ACCEPTED
TOTAMFORD.

705
00:34:33,792 --> 00:34:37,000
TOPHER IS GOING
TO STAMFORD ?

706
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,417
PRE-LAW.

707
00:34:40,291 --> 00:34:43,625
THIS WHOLE EXPERIENCE JUST
GETS MORE AND MORE IRRITATING.

708
00:34:43,625 --> 00:34:45,709
HERE'S YOUR RIDE.

709
00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:04,125
( male )
10 MINUTES.

710
00:35:19,208 --> 00:35:21,792
DAMN, SHE LOOKS GOOD.

711
00:35:21,792 --> 00:35:23,250
YOU TOOK POLAROIDS,
RIGHT ?

712
00:35:23,250 --> 00:35:24,625
POLAROIDS.

713
00:35:24,625 --> 00:35:27,834
I BORROWED
JACOB'S DIGITAL CAMERA.

714
00:35:32,001 --> 00:35:35,500
YOU BLENDED THE FILLER MATERIAL
JUST PERFECT.

715
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:36,709
HONEY,

716
00:35:36,709 --> 00:35:39,041
SHE REALLY IS
YOUR SISTINE CHAPEL.

717
00:35:39,041 --> 00:35:41,000
YOU THINK ?

718
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,667
BABY, YOU KNOW.

719
00:35:42,667 --> 00:35:45,959
TOO BAD YOU
GOTTA BURY HER.

720
00:35:45,959 --> 00:35:47,333
YEAH.

721
00:35:49,834 --> 00:35:52,125
SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL,
DOESN'T SHE ?

722
00:35:52,125 --> 00:35:53,834
NEVER BETTER.

723
00:35:53,834 --> 00:35:55,583
YOU SHOULD'VE
SEEN HER YESTERDAY.

724
00:35:56,625 --> 00:35:57,750
YOU GONNA
TAKE THE OFFER.

725
00:35:57,750 --> 00:35:59,000
I HAVEN'T DECIDED.

726
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,458
NO, I SAID YOU'RE
GONNA TAKE THE OFFER.

727
00:36:01,458 --> 00:36:04,000
WHERE WOULD I BE
WITHOUT THE FISHERS ?

728
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,667
IN A HOUSE, NOT SOME
LOUSY APARTMENT.

729
00:36:06,667 --> 00:36:08,625
THEY TREAT YOU LIKE
A MIGRANT WORKER.

730
00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:12,166
THEY'LL NEVER
MAKE ME A PARTNER.

731
00:36:12,166 --> 00:36:14,208
NOT EVER.

732
00:36:16,209 --> 00:36:18,917
$1500 A RESTORATION.

733
00:36:21,209 --> 00:36:24,084
TUITION AT S.C.'s
HIGHWAY ROBBERY, SO...

734
00:36:24,084 --> 00:36:26,041
CALLING HELPS PAY
FOR BOOKS AND BEER.

735
00:36:26,041 --> 00:36:27,959
IT'S EITHER THAT
OR BECOME A BEEPER BOY.

736
00:36:27,959 --> 00:36:30,042
I'M NOT QUITE READY
TO GO THERE.

737
00:36:30,042 --> 00:36:33,126
SO, WHAT'S WITH THE
INTERNATIONAL MALE SHIRT ?

738
00:36:33,126 --> 00:36:35,125
THIS ?
OH, I...

739
00:36:36,375 --> 00:36:38,333
I BORROWED IT
FROM MY SISTER.

740
00:36:38,333 --> 00:36:39,750
IT LOOKS GOOD.

741
00:36:39,750 --> 00:36:42,042
I BET IT LOOKS
EVEN BETTER OFF.

742
00:36:47,667 --> 00:36:51,000
SO, YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT
SQUARE DANCE CALLING...

743
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,084
IT'S MY GRANDPARENTS'
GROUP.

744
00:36:53,084 --> 00:36:55,583
THEY PRACTICALLY RAISED ME
AFTER MY PARENTS KICKED ME OUT.

745
00:36:55,583 --> 00:36:58,001
KICKED YOU OUT ?

746
00:36:58,001 --> 00:37:00,542
WHEN THEY FOUND
OUT ABOUT YOU ?

747
00:37:00,542 --> 00:37:02,542
WHEN MY FATHER WALKED IN ON ME
AND MY HIGH SCHOOL BOYFRIEND

748
00:37:02,542 --> 00:37:04,417
FUCKING ON THE DESK
IN HIS STUDY.

749
00:37:04,417 --> 00:37:06,166
IT WAS AWFUL.

750
00:37:06,166 --> 00:37:07,542
MY MOTHER HAD
A COMPLETE BREAKDOWN,

751
00:37:07,542 --> 00:37:09,875
MY PARENTS
EVENTUALLY SPLIT.

752
00:37:09,875 --> 00:37:12,375
IT WAS A TOTAL MOVIE
FOR "LIFETIME".

753
00:37:12,375 --> 00:37:14,834
WHAT ABOUT YOU ?
WHAT'D YOUR PARENTS DO ?

754
00:37:14,834 --> 00:37:16,125
WHEN I CAME OUT ?

755
00:37:16,125 --> 00:37:19,084
MY DAD WAS
OKAY WITH IT.

756
00:37:19,084 --> 00:37:21,291
MY MOM'S STILL
A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE.

757
00:37:21,291 --> 00:37:24,125
IT STILL BAFFLES ME THAT ANYONE
EVEN GIVES A SHIT, YOU KNOW ?

758
00:37:24,125 --> 00:37:25,709
HERE YOU GO.

759
00:37:27,041 --> 00:37:28,000
ENJOY.

760
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,333
YOU HAVE
A BOYFRIEND ?

761
00:37:30,333 --> 00:37:32,167
UH, NO.

762
00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:33,458
WHY NOT ?

763
00:37:33,458 --> 00:37:34,750
I'M...

764
00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:36,375
NOT SURE.

765
00:37:36,375 --> 00:37:37,750
YOU EVER
HAVE ONE ?

766
00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:40,041
YEAH, YOU ?

767
00:37:40,041 --> 00:37:42,126
YEAH, SEVERAL.

768
00:37:44,625 --> 00:37:48,209
YOU'VE GOT THE LONGEST
EYELASHES I'VE EVER SEEN.

769
00:37:50,126 --> 00:37:51,333
I'VE ALWAYS
LIKED OLDER GUYS.

770
00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:54,209
I'M THE OLDER GUY.

771
00:37:54,209 --> 00:37:55,333
GUYS MY AGE
ARE IDIOTS.

772
00:37:55,333 --> 00:37:57,375
THEY'RE FUN
TO FUCK, BUT...

773
00:37:57,375 --> 00:37:59,208
IT USUALLY
ENDS THERE.

774
00:37:59,208 --> 00:38:00,917
AND I HATE THE WAY
THEY TREAT OLDER MEN.

775
00:38:00,917 --> 00:38:03,209
TIRED OLD QUEEN,
FOSSIL, TROLL.

776
00:38:03,209 --> 00:38:05,333
AS IF WE'RE NOT GONNA
END UP THERE OURSELVES ONE DAY

777
00:38:05,333 --> 00:38:07,001
IF WE'RE LUCKY.

778
00:38:09,834 --> 00:38:11,667
I'M GETTING MY MASTERS
IN SOCIAL WORK

779
00:38:11,667 --> 00:38:14,208
WITH A CONCENTRATION ON
SERVICES FOR SENIORS, SO,

780
00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:15,917
IT'S A PET PEEVE
OF MINE.

781
00:38:15,917 --> 00:38:17,125
ARE YOU A TOP
OR A BOTTOM ?

782
00:38:17,125 --> 00:38:18,125
WHAT ?

783
00:38:20,458 --> 00:38:23,709
I'M VERSATILE.

784
00:38:23,709 --> 00:38:26,458
BOTTOM, GOOD,
THIS'LL WORK OUT WELL.

785
00:38:26,458 --> 00:38:28,166
YOU WANT TO
GET OUT OF HERE ?

786
00:38:30,126 --> 00:38:31,166
YEAH.

787
00:38:35,001 --> 00:38:37,250
SO, THE BASTARD
CARKED IT.

788
00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:39,542
I LOST MY INVESTMENT,
MY BIKE...

789
00:38:39,542 --> 00:38:41,041
FUCKING EVERYTHING.

790
00:38:41,041 --> 00:38:43,041
CONNOR, THIS ALWAYS
HAPPENS TO YOU.

791
00:38:43,041 --> 00:38:44,834
OH, WELL...

792
00:38:44,834 --> 00:38:47,126
I GUESS I CAN ALWAYS GO BACK
ON THE BANANA ROLL, EH ?

793
00:38:48,166 --> 00:38:51,001
DO YOU REMEMBER,
WHAT WAS THAT...

794
00:38:51,001 --> 00:38:53,001
THAT THING IN TEXAS ?

795
00:38:53,001 --> 00:38:54,417
YOU LOST YOUR
BIKE IN TEXAS !

796
00:38:54,417 --> 00:38:55,709
OH, NOT THAT
FUCKING WOMAN.

797
00:38:55,709 --> 00:38:58,042
YES, IT WAS '95
OR SOMETHING.

798
00:38:58,042 --> 00:38:59,166
WHAT WAS THAT ?

799
00:38:59,166 --> 00:39:00,041
I THOUGHT I WAS
GONNA GET A ROOT.

800
00:39:00,041 --> 00:39:01,458
( laughing )

801
00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:06,126
HEY, NATE.

802
00:39:06,959 --> 00:39:08,458
LISTEN...

803
00:39:08,458 --> 00:39:10,417
I'M SORRY ABOUT
LAST WEEK.

804
00:39:11,792 --> 00:39:14,709
I GO OFF THE MEDS
NOW AND THEN JUST TO...

805
00:39:14,709 --> 00:39:17,167
FEEL ALIVE.

806
00:39:17,167 --> 00:39:20,125
I'M SURE YOU MUST HAVE THOUGHT
I WAS A TOTAL PSYCHO.

807
00:39:21,417 --> 00:39:24,001
IT CROSSED
MY MIND.

808
00:39:25,625 --> 00:39:27,750
WELL, I'M NOT.

809
00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:44,083
I DON'T WANT TO COME
BETWEEN YOU AND MY SISTER.

810
00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:47,333
SHE'S HAPPY
WITH YOU.

811
00:39:47,333 --> 00:39:50,709
HAPPIER THAN I'VE SEEN HER
IN A LONG TIME

812
00:39:50,709 --> 00:39:53,042
AND I MEAN THAT.

813
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,166
THAT IS SO TRAGIC.

814
00:39:58,167 --> 00:40:00,000
SO, WHAT'S THE STORY ?

815
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,250
JUST ANOTHER SPUNK TO
ADD TO YOUR COLLECTION ?

816
00:40:04,458 --> 00:40:06,917
WHAT'S THERE LEFT
FOR ME TO DO ?

817
00:40:06,917 --> 00:40:08,875
BECOME AN
AIR HOSTESS ?

818
00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:12,875
I THINK YOU SHOULD GET A TV SHOW
WHERE YOU WRESTLE THINGS, RIGHT,

819
00:40:12,875 --> 00:40:15,041
BUT NOT ANIMALS.

820
00:40:15,041 --> 00:40:16,792
THINGS.

821
00:40:16,792 --> 00:40:18,084
WHAT KIND
OF THINGS ?

822
00:40:18,084 --> 00:40:20,667
LIKE HOUSEHOLD
OBJECTS.

823
00:40:20,667 --> 00:40:23,126
LIKE REFRIGERATORS.

824
00:40:23,709 --> 00:40:26,458
( Brenda )
AND HERE'S THE TITLE
OF IT, RIGHT,

825
00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:29,083
"A SANDWICH
SHORT OF A PICNIC."

826
00:40:29,083 --> 00:40:30,166
( laughing )

827
00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:31,875
JUST THE WAY
I LIKE IT TOO.

828
00:40:31,875 --> 00:40:34,542
"HEY, CALLER,
WHAT'S YOUR JOHN DORY ?"

829
00:40:34,542 --> 00:40:38,625
WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE
ARE YOU SPEAKING ?

830
00:40:40,333 --> 00:40:42,417
NATE, BUDDY.

831
00:40:42,417 --> 00:40:43,917
CHILL.

832
00:40:51,208 --> 00:40:54,959
THIS CAR IS LIKE TOTAL
GRACELAND ON WHEELS.

833
00:40:54,959 --> 00:40:57,333
TOTAL LOVE NEST.

834
00:40:57,333 --> 00:40:59,792
HAVE YOU EVER
FUCKED IN HERE ?

835
00:40:59,792 --> 00:41:01,875
ONCE.

836
00:41:04,291 --> 00:41:07,250
I KNOW THIS RECORD EXEC,
A FRIEND OF MY DAD'S.

837
00:41:07,250 --> 00:41:10,001
HE'S GOT LIKE THIS TOTAL
MAKE-OUT VAN FROM THE 70s.

838
00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:12,375
HE THINKS IT'S SO COOL
AND IT'S JUST...

839
00:41:12,375 --> 00:41:13,792
NOT.

840
00:41:13,792 --> 00:41:16,625
HOW DO YOU THINK DENNIS
KNEW I HAD POT ?

841
00:41:18,667 --> 00:41:20,667
SO, YOUR DAD
DIED, HUH ?

842
00:41:20,667 --> 00:41:22,583
WHAT WAS
THAT LIKE ?

843
00:41:24,167 --> 00:41:25,458
I DON'T KNOW.

844
00:41:27,083 --> 00:41:29,209
IT DOESN'T SEEM REAL.

845
00:41:29,209 --> 00:41:32,041
I NEVER KNEW
ANYBODY THAT DIED.

846
00:41:32,041 --> 00:41:34,126
I GREW UP IN
A FUNERAL HOME, SO...

847
00:41:34,126 --> 00:41:36,542
I WAS ALWAYS
AROUND IT.

848
00:41:37,208 --> 00:41:40,042
OKAY, WAS THAT LIKE
COMPLETELY WEIRD ?

849
00:41:40,042 --> 00:41:42,000
YES.

850
00:41:45,667 --> 00:41:47,542
MY DAD'S A BIG SHOT
AT DISNEY.

851
00:41:47,542 --> 00:41:50,208
REALLY, WHY DON'T YOU GO
TO PRIVATE SCHOOL ?

852
00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:53,417
HE DIVORCED MY MOM
A LONG TIME AGO.

853
00:41:53,417 --> 00:41:56,126
HE LIKES HIS NEW
FAMILY BETTER.

854
00:41:56,126 --> 00:41:58,291
HE WON'T GIVE
MY MOM ALIMONY

855
00:41:58,291 --> 00:42:01,001
BECAUSE HE CAUGHT HER
HAVING SEX WITH LIKE,

856
00:42:01,001 --> 00:42:02,875
THIS RETARDED GUY.

857
00:42:02,875 --> 00:42:05,208
FUCK.

858
00:42:07,167 --> 00:42:08,542
I'M KIDDING.

859
00:42:08,542 --> 00:42:10,000
MY MOM GETS
KILLER ALIMONY.

860
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,250
I JUST KEEP GETTING KICKED OUT
OF PRIVATE SCHOOLS.

861
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,333
I THOUGHT YOU WERE LIKE
THIS TOTAL OVERACHIEVER.

862
00:42:18,333 --> 00:42:19,917
LIKE LITTLE
MISS PERFECT.

863
00:42:19,917 --> 00:42:21,209
GOOD...

864
00:42:21,209 --> 00:42:22,834
THAT'S WHAT I WANT
PEOPLE TO THINK.

865
00:42:22,834 --> 00:42:25,084
WHEN IN REALITY
YOU'RE LIKE THIS

866
00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:28,500
COMPULSIVE LIAR,
DANGER SLUT.

867
00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:33,126
I THOUGHT YOU
WERE LIKE THIS

868
00:42:33,126 --> 00:42:36,084
GOTH ARTY FREAK GIRL

869
00:42:36,084 --> 00:42:39,083
WHO WAS LIKE
TRAGIC AND SUICIDAL.

870
00:42:39,083 --> 00:42:41,959
OH, MY GOD, THAT IS
SO NOT WHO I AM.

871
00:42:43,542 --> 00:42:46,583
NOBODY IS EVER
WHO THEY SEEM TO BE.

872
00:42:49,834 --> 00:42:51,542
NOBODY INTERESTING.

873
00:42:52,542 --> 00:42:56,042
You told me that two lesbians
took a bath in my bathtub...

874
00:42:57,625 --> 00:42:59,834
I DON'T GET
THIS SHOW.

875
00:42:59,834 --> 00:43:02,333
IT'S A GAME SHOW.

876
00:43:02,333 --> 00:43:03,417
I KNOW THAT.

877
00:43:03,417 --> 00:43:05,126
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY PEOPLE LIKE IT.

878
00:43:05,126 --> 00:43:07,750
MY FRIEND AMELIA SAYS
IT'S HER FAVORITE SHOW.

879
00:43:07,750 --> 00:43:10,001
IT'S A GREAT SHOW.

880
00:43:10,001 --> 00:43:13,042
MY SON LIKES
"ONCE UPON A HAMSTER".

881
00:43:13,042 --> 00:43:16,208
WHEN I WAS HIS AGE, I WAS
CRAZY FOR "MAD MAGAZINE".

882
00:43:16,208 --> 00:43:19,625
ERNIE KOVACS,
THE MARX BROTHERS.

883
00:43:19,625 --> 00:43:23,084
ANYBODY THAT TOOK
POTSHOTS AT SACRED COWS.

884
00:43:23,084 --> 00:43:24,625
I MEAN ANYBODY.

885
00:43:49,792 --> 00:43:52,126
YEAH, I LOVED
ALL THAT STUFF.

886
00:43:52,126 --> 00:43:55,167
IRREVERENCE WAS
MY DRUG OF CHOICE.

887
00:43:57,167 --> 00:43:58,792
STILL IS, I GUESS.

888
00:43:58,792 --> 00:44:00,750
( laughing )

889
00:44:09,792 --> 00:44:11,750
NATE, MATE.

890
00:44:13,125 --> 00:44:16,542
I'M REALLY GLAD YOU
AND LOLLIES HOOKED UP.

891
00:44:16,542 --> 00:44:19,166
I MEAN, PERSONALLY
I COULDN'T HANDLE HER

892
00:44:19,166 --> 00:44:21,458
PLAYING FREUD
ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

893
00:44:23,166 --> 00:44:26,042
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
WHY I AM THE WAY I AM.

894
00:44:27,208 --> 00:44:28,709
WELL...

895
00:44:28,709 --> 00:44:31,208
SHE IS
A COMPLICATED WOMAN.

896
00:44:31,208 --> 00:44:33,834
NO, SHE'S NOT.

897
00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:47,084
( chattering and laughing )

898
00:44:50,792 --> 00:44:53,000
I FOUND THIS IN A SHOEBOX
AND MADE YOU A COPY.

899
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,166
OH, THAT'S KILLER,
BILLY.

900
00:44:56,166 --> 00:44:59,709
OH, THAT'S
A GREAT SHOT, MATE.

901
00:44:59,709 --> 00:45:02,375
LOOK AT YOU
IN YOUR SLUGGOS.

902
00:45:07,042 --> 00:45:10,041
POOR YABBIE WOULDN'T KNOW
IF HIS ASS WAS ON FIRE.

903
00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:13,001
HE USELESS AS
THE BOTTOM HALF OF A MERMAID.

904
00:45:13,792 --> 00:45:17,083
PUT SOME SUNNIES ON,
YA STALE BOTTLE OF PISS.

905
00:45:17,083 --> 00:45:19,167
LET'S HAVE A BOBBLEY,
YA DAGGY DEADSHIT.

906
00:45:19,167 --> 00:45:21,750
CROCK A BINGLE,
YOU GOOGLIE.

907
00:45:21,750 --> 00:45:23,375
... DRONGO.

908
00:45:43,667 --> 00:45:45,875
WHEN WAS
THAT TAKEN ?

909
00:45:45,875 --> 00:45:47,208
TWO SUMMERS AGO.

910
00:45:47,208 --> 00:45:48,792
IN PERTH.

911
00:45:48,792 --> 00:45:51,084
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU HADN'T
SEEN HIM IN, IN, IN...

912
00:45:51,084 --> 00:45:52,417
A DECADE.

913
00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:56,291
NO, I SAID CONNOR HASN'T
BEEN TO L.A. IN A DECADE.

914
00:45:56,291 --> 00:45:58,209
ALRIGHT, WHERE DO
YOU SLEEP, MATE ?

915
00:45:58,209 --> 00:46:01,417
'CAUSE THAT SLEEPING BAG
HASN'T MOVED AN INCH IN DAYS !

916
00:46:01,417 --> 00:46:03,209
THEY SLEEP IN
THE SAME BED,
WHERE ELSE ?

917
00:46:03,209 --> 00:46:06,084
DON'T CRACK A FIT,
NATE, MATE.

918
00:46:06,084 --> 00:46:09,209
I MEAN, SHE'S TOTALLY
WRAPPED UP IN YOU.

919
00:46:09,209 --> 00:46:12,209
OH, YOU JUST SHUT
THE FUCK UP, COWBOY !

920
00:46:12,209 --> 00:46:13,834
OKAY, OKAY,
I DIDN'T TELL YOU

921
00:46:13,834 --> 00:46:15,500
BECAUSE I KNEW YOU'D
REACT JUST LIKE THIS.

922
00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:17,792
WELL, HOW ELSE AM
I SUPPOSED TO REACT ?!

923
00:46:17,792 --> 00:46:20,083
OH SO, I'M SUPPOSED TO MAKE
AN OLD FRIEND SLEEP ON THE FLOOR

924
00:46:20,083 --> 00:46:22,126
JUST TO PROTECT
YOUR MACHO PRIDE ?

925
00:46:22,126 --> 00:46:23,625
YOU HAVE
A SHIATSU MAT.

926
00:46:23,625 --> 00:46:25,500
COME ON, MAN, HAVEN'T YOU
EVER SLEPT WITH A WOMAN

927
00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:27,001
AND NOT HAD
SEX WITH HER ?

928
00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:32,208
NO !

929
00:46:32,208 --> 00:46:34,458
OUTSIDE,
GET SOME AIR.

930
00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:37,625
GO OUTSIDE,
GET SOME AIR.

931
00:46:37,625 --> 00:46:39,125
FUCK YOU !

932
00:46:39,125 --> 00:46:41,041
I'M LEAVING !

933
00:46:45,126 --> 00:46:48,500
HAVE FUN WITH YOUR AUSSIE
FUCK MATE, FUCKER !

934
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,917
( moaning )

935
00:47:00,583 --> 00:47:03,041
DAMN, YOU ARE
VERSATILE.

936
00:47:08,291 --> 00:47:11,291
SO, YOU THINK I'M BEING
A POSSESSIVE ASSHOLE

937
00:47:11,291 --> 00:47:13,083
FOR WANTING
BRENDA FOR MYSELF ?

938
00:47:13,083 --> 00:47:14,667
WANTING TO FEEL CONNECTED
WITH SOMEONE

939
00:47:14,667 --> 00:47:16,667
DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE POSSESSIVE,
OR AN ASSHOLE.

940
00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:18,542
BUT UNTIL THERE'S
A COMMITMENT,

941
00:47:18,542 --> 00:47:20,126
YOU HAVE NO
CLAIM ON HER.

942
00:47:20,126 --> 00:47:22,834
A WOMAN DOESN'T HAVE TO
WAIT TO BE CHOSEN ANYMORE.

943
00:47:22,834 --> 00:47:24,792
NOW SHE CAN
DO THE CHOOSING.

944
00:47:24,792 --> 00:47:26,084
YEAH, BUT IF SHE
WAITS TOO LONG,

945
00:47:26,084 --> 00:47:27,709
THE RIGHT GUY MIGHT
JUST MOVE ON.

946
00:47:27,709 --> 00:47:29,667
YOU'RE RIGHT, DEAR.

947
00:47:29,667 --> 00:47:31,625
YOU'RE SO RIGHT.

948
00:47:31,625 --> 00:47:35,042
A CHARTERED BUS OUT OF VEGAS
OVERTURNED ON THE 10 LAST NIGHT.

949
00:47:36,875 --> 00:47:39,041
44 PASSENGERS.

950
00:47:39,041 --> 00:47:41,208
MOST OF THEM DEAD.

951
00:47:41,208 --> 00:47:44,000
DID YOU SLEEP
WELL LAST NIGHT ?

952
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,500
YES, THANK YOU.

953
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:47,583
YOU SLEEP AT
ALL LAST NIGHT ?

954
00:47:48,625 --> 00:47:50,625
HOW'D THE FUNERAL
DIRECTOR'S TEST GO ?

955
00:47:50,625 --> 00:47:52,208
OH, MAN, I CHOKED.

956
00:47:52,208 --> 00:47:53,667
WHAT A CLUSTER FUCK.

957
00:47:53,667 --> 00:47:54,875
LANGUAGE.

958
00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:56,250
YOU JUST
SAID ASSHOLE.

959
00:47:56,250 --> 00:47:57,709
NATE, I NEED YOU
TO PASS THAT TEST.

960
00:47:57,709 --> 00:47:59,083
YEAH, WELL, DAVE,

961
00:47:59,083 --> 00:48:01,125
I NEED YOU TO LIGHTEN UP
ON ME, STARTING NOW.

962
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,583
HEY.

963
00:48:09,166 --> 00:48:11,875
FIRST OF ALL, I JUST
WANT TO THANK YOU GUYS

964
00:48:11,875 --> 00:48:13,709
FOR EVERYTHING THAT
YOU'VE DONE FOR ME.

965
00:48:13,709 --> 00:48:15,333
BUT I THINK IT'S TIME
FOR ME TO MOVE ON.

966
00:48:15,333 --> 00:48:18,792
I HAVE TO THINK
ABOUT MY FUTURE.

967
00:48:18,792 --> 00:48:20,625
MY FAMILY'S FUTURE.

968
00:48:20,625 --> 00:48:21,709
YOU'RE LEAVING US ?

969
00:48:21,709 --> 00:48:23,084
OH, DEAR.

970
00:48:23,084 --> 00:48:25,125
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GIVEN US
A CHANCE TO COUNTER KROEHNER'S--

971
00:48:25,125 --> 00:48:27,208
AM I A PARTNER ?

972
00:48:33,084 --> 00:48:36,166
YOU GUYS DIDN'T
EVEN TALK ABOUT IT.

973
00:48:41,333 --> 00:48:43,084
THANK YOU,
FEDERICO.

974
00:48:43,084 --> 00:48:46,834
I'M SORRY THAT
WE CAN'T OFFER YOU MORE.

975
00:48:49,792 --> 00:48:52,709
YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE A JOB
WAITING FOR YOU HERE.

976
00:48:57,208 --> 00:48:59,500
KROEHNER WILL NEVER APPRECIATE
HOW GOOD YOU ARE, RICO.

977
00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:02,167
YOU'LL JUST BE A PART
OF THEIR ASSEMBLY LINE.

978
00:49:03,792 --> 00:49:05,208
WE'LL SEE.

979
00:49:09,875 --> 00:49:11,709
OH, WORD OF ADVICE,
GUYS...

980
00:49:11,709 --> 00:49:14,709
DON'T TURN YOUR
BACK ON GILARDI.

981
00:49:15,834 --> 00:49:18,209
WELL, SO MUCH
FOR LOYALTY.

982
00:49:18,209 --> 00:49:21,126
NATE, HE'S GIVEN US
FIVE YEARS.

983
00:49:21,126 --> 00:49:22,417
HE DOESN'T
OWE US ANYTHING.

984
00:49:22,417 --> 00:49:24,834
NOBODY OWES US.

985
00:49:30,542 --> 00:49:32,209
( knocking )

986
00:49:45,167 --> 00:49:47,625
MY ONLY DEFENSE IS
I THINK I WAS HALLUCINATING.

987
00:49:50,917 --> 00:49:54,084
THAT AND THE THOUGHT OF YOU
WITH ANOTHER MAN MAKES ME CRAZY.

988
00:49:54,084 --> 00:49:56,042
SORRY.

989
00:49:57,792 --> 00:50:00,250
I'M JUST A GUY
THAT WAY.

990
00:50:01,709 --> 00:50:03,417
SO, WHERE'S CONNOR ?

991
00:50:03,417 --> 00:50:05,084
OH, GOD,
I THREW HIM OUT.

992
00:50:05,084 --> 00:50:07,709
THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH
OF HIM I CAN TAKE.

993
00:50:09,709 --> 00:50:11,750
SO, YOU FORGIVE ME ?

994
00:50:11,750 --> 00:50:14,542
SURE, WHY NOT ?

995
00:50:14,542 --> 00:50:15,417
GOOD.

996
00:50:15,417 --> 00:50:18,042
NOW IT'S
YOUR TURN.

997
00:50:19,917 --> 00:50:21,583
YOU WANT ME
TO APOLOGIZE ?

998
00:50:21,583 --> 00:50:22,625
YES.

999
00:50:26,084 --> 00:50:28,792
FOR TRYING TO USE BILLY'S
MELTDOWN AND CONNOR'S VISIT

1000
00:50:28,792 --> 00:50:30,792
TO PUSH ME AWAY.

1001
00:50:30,792 --> 00:50:33,166
FOR BEING IMPATIENT
WITH MY VERY VALID

1002
00:50:33,166 --> 00:50:35,375
EMOTIONAL RESPONSE
TO EACH ONE.

1003
00:50:35,375 --> 00:50:38,583
AND FOR ALWAYS ASKING ME TO
ADJUST MY BEHAVIOR AND FEELINGS

1004
00:50:38,583 --> 00:50:41,625
BUT NEVER BEING WILLING
TO DO THAT YOURSELF.

1005
00:50:43,792 --> 00:50:45,875
OKAY, THAT'S FAIR.

1006
00:50:47,500 --> 00:50:49,625
I APOLOGIZE.

1007
00:50:51,291 --> 00:50:52,917
PART OF YOU
WANTS ME TO BAIL.

1008
00:50:52,917 --> 00:50:56,834
YEAH, YOU'RE
PROBABLY RIGHT.

1009
00:50:57,625 --> 00:50:59,126
WHY ?

1010
00:51:03,709 --> 00:51:06,834
BECAUSE WE'VE ALREADY
GONE FURTHER THAN I HAVE

1011
00:51:06,834 --> 00:51:09,126
WITH ANYBODY SINCE...

1012
00:51:10,125 --> 00:51:12,417
SINCE A LONG
TIME AGO.

1013
00:51:14,417 --> 00:51:18,041
BECAUSE EVERY TIME I'VE EVER
BELIEVED IN A HAPPY ENDING,

1014
00:51:18,041 --> 00:51:21,500
I'VE GOTTEN
SEVERELY FUCKED.

1015
00:51:23,542 --> 00:51:25,250
SORRY.

1016
00:51:27,583 --> 00:51:29,667
WELL, DO ME
A FAVOR.

1017
00:51:29,667 --> 00:51:32,208
PROMISE ME THAT
FROM HERE ON OUT

1018
00:51:32,208 --> 00:51:35,209
I AM THE ONLY NAKED MAN
IN YOUR BED AND IN YOUR LIFE.

1019
00:51:35,209 --> 00:51:37,375
I'M SERIOUS, BREN.

1020
00:51:37,375 --> 00:51:39,458
PROMISE ME.

1021
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,709
I PROMISE.

1022
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,000
I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO
BE WITH YOU FOR THE LONG HAUL.

1023
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,875
BUT THERE'S A LIMIT
TO THE AMOUNT OF SHIT
I WILL PUT UP WITH.

1024
00:51:49,875 --> 00:51:53,001
DID YOU JUST MAKE ME
A LIFETIME COMMITMENT,

1025
00:51:53,001 --> 00:51:55,625
RIGHT BEFORE THE THINLY-VEILED
THREAT OF ABANDONMENT ?

1026
00:51:55,625 --> 00:51:59,959
WELL, I DON'T REMEMBER
USING THE WORD LIFETIME.

1027
00:51:59,959 --> 00:52:02,750
OH, WELL, I WON'T
HOLD YOU TO IT.

1028
00:52:10,959 --> 00:52:12,126
OH.

1029
00:52:13,126 --> 00:52:17,250
SORRY I'M SO WEIRD
ABOUT INTIMACY.

1030
00:52:19,208 --> 00:52:22,000
I GUESS SPENDING YOUR
CHILDHOOD BEING PICKED APART

1031
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,125
BY BEHAVIORAL PSYCHOLOGISTS
WILL DO THAT.

1032
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,500
YEAH, WELL, NOT BEING
ABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT

1033
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:31,375
BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOUR BASEMENT'S
FULL OF DEAD PEOPLE

1034
00:52:31,375 --> 00:52:33,625
TAKES ITS TOLL TOO.

1035
00:52:44,875 --> 00:52:47,583
( phone )

1036
00:52:49,709 --> 00:52:51,834
SORRY.

1037
00:52:56,083 --> 00:52:58,333
NATE FISHER.

1038
00:52:58,333 --> 00:53:00,875
REMEMBER THAT CHARTERED BUS
THAT OVERTURNED LAST NIGHT ?

1039
00:53:00,875 --> 00:53:02,375
THEY WERE
ALL LOCALS.

1040
00:53:02,375 --> 00:53:03,959
WE'RE GETTING
THREE OF THEM.

1041
00:53:03,959 --> 00:53:05,291
THE FIRST FAMILY
WILL BE HERE IN AN HOUR.

1042
00:53:05,291 --> 00:53:07,333
I'M ON MY WAY.

1043
00:53:07,333 --> 00:53:09,209
AND TRY TO CURB
YOUR ENTHUSIASM.

1044
00:53:09,209 --> 00:53:10,959
THIS'LL BE TOUGH
WITHOUT RICO.

1045
00:53:10,959 --> 00:53:12,500
See you later.

1046
00:53:31,792 --> 00:53:34,375
GOOD LORD, WHAT DID
THEY DO TO YOU ?

1047
00:53:34,375 --> 00:53:36,042
DON'T ASK.

1048
00:53:41,750 --> 00:53:44,875
SO, DID MOM FREAK WHEN
YOU TOLD HER I GOT BUSTED ?

1049
00:53:44,875 --> 00:53:47,333
I DIDN'T TELL HER.

1050
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,917
OKAY, WHY ?

1051
00:53:50,917 --> 00:53:53,167
I DON'T KNOW,
OTHER STUFF CAME UP.

1052
00:53:53,167 --> 00:53:55,834
IT SEEMED LIKE
A LOW PRIORITY.

1053
00:53:55,834 --> 00:53:57,166
ARE YOU GOING TO ?

1054
00:53:57,166 --> 00:53:58,875
PROBABLY NOT.

1055
00:54:02,333 --> 00:54:04,000
I'M SORRY THE CROSSROADS
THING DIDN'T WORK OUT

1056
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,500
LIKE YOU HAD HOPED.

1057
00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:08,209
ACTUALLY, IT WAS
KIND OF AMAZING.

1058
00:54:08,209 --> 00:54:11,709
I THINK I REALLY LEARNED
SOMETHING VALUABLE.

1059
00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:16,084
EVERYTHING I THINK
I KNOW IS WRONG.

1060
00:54:24,333 --> 00:54:26,542
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED
TO THAT GUY KEITH ?

1061
00:54:31,208 --> 00:54:33,167
IT JUST DIDN'T
WORK OUT.

1062
00:54:38,001 --> 00:54:39,542
THAT'S TOO BAD.

1063
00:54:39,542 --> 00:54:41,250
LIFE GOES ON.

1064
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,001
THAT IT DOES.

1065
00:54:47,875 --> 00:54:49,125
WELL...

1066
00:54:49,125 --> 00:54:51,291
THERE'S WORK
TO BE DONE.

1067
00:55:47,458 --> 00:55:51,001
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1068
00:55:51,001 --> 00:55:53,875
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1069
00:55:54,667 --> 00:55:57,709
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