1 00:00:17,367 --> 00:00:21,533 Captions made possible by HOME BOX OFFICE 2 00:00:21,533 --> 00:00:26,033 A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 3 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:53,500 ( video game playing ) 4 00:02:19,166 --> 00:02:21,233 ( doorbell ) 5 00:02:27,967 --> 00:02:29,266 YO, WHASSUP ? 6 00:02:29,266 --> 00:02:31,100 YOU GET IT ? 7 00:02:31,100 --> 00:02:32,266 NO, I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING. 8 00:02:32,266 --> 00:02:34,667 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 9 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:40,200 ANTHONY, GO PLAY IN MOM'S ROOM. 10 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,600 WHY ? 11 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,600 BECAUSE I SAID SO, YOU LITTLE SHIT, GO ! 12 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,600 GET UP, COME ON. 13 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,100 YOU SUCK ! 14 00:02:53,233 --> 00:02:54,767 THE KID'S GOT SO MUCH MAJOR ATTITUDE. 15 00:02:54,767 --> 00:02:57,800 SIX YEARS OLD, HE'S ALREADY A HARD-ASS. 16 00:03:34,834 --> 00:03:36,467 YOU CAN GET MORE OF THIS STUFF ? 17 00:03:36,467 --> 00:03:37,567 HOW MUCH ? 18 00:03:37,567 --> 00:03:39,200 HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE ? 19 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,867 OH, LIKE I'M A FUCKING LOADED. 20 00:03:46,367 --> 00:03:47,567 HEY, BENNETT AND I ARE GOING TO THAT 21 00:03:47,567 --> 00:03:49,367 RECORD RELEASE PARTY TONIGHT 22 00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:52,100 AND THEN THERE'S AN AFTER HOURS IN HOLLYWOOD. 23 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:54,900 FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT. 24 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:57,033 IT'S ALWAYS A BUNCH OF LIKE WHACKED OUT FAGGOT TWEAKERS 25 00:03:57,033 --> 00:03:58,500 SHOVING GLOWSTICKS IN YOUR EYES. 26 00:03:58,500 --> 00:03:59,734 IT'S AT SIN SIN. 27 00:03:59,734 --> 00:04:03,100 GREAT, WHACKED OUT ASIAN TWEAKERS. 28 00:04:04,633 --> 00:04:06,300 THAT CLUB'S WEAK, DUDE. 29 00:04:07,333 --> 00:04:08,667 ( gunshot ) 30 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:11,734 ANTHONY ? 31 00:04:14,266 --> 00:04:16,900 OH, FUCK ! 32 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:19,967 OH, SHIT. 33 00:04:19,967 --> 00:04:22,100 OH, FUCK ! 34 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:23,200 FUCK ! 35 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:24,500 I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE. 36 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:26,233 WHAT ? 37 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:28,233 I GOTTA GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE. 38 00:04:30,233 --> 00:04:31,767 OH, FUCK. 39 00:04:31,767 --> 00:04:33,033 ANTHONY ! 40 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,333 ( radio chatter ) 41 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,333 MORNING. 42 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:52,100 OKAY... 43 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:55,166 WHAT ARE YOU MAD AT ME ABOUT NOW ? 44 00:04:55,166 --> 00:04:56,433 LOOK, I'M BUSY, ALRIGHT ? 45 00:04:56,433 --> 00:04:58,467 MY WORKLOAD HAS DOUBLED SINCE FEDERICO'S GONE. 46 00:04:58,467 --> 00:05:00,166 YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO ENGAGE YOU IN SMALL TALK 47 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:02,934 JUST TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 48 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,066 YOU FLUNKED THE LICENSING TEST. 49 00:05:08,066 --> 00:05:09,667 DID YOU THINK I DIDN'T KNOW 50 00:05:09,667 --> 00:05:11,100 THE GRADES WERE BEING POSTED TODAY ? 51 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:12,166 I DIDN'T. 52 00:05:12,166 --> 00:05:14,734 YOU DIDN'T APPLY YOURSELF. 53 00:05:14,734 --> 00:05:16,400 YOU THINK THIS IS SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE DO 54 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,834 WHEN THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE. 55 00:05:17,834 --> 00:05:19,300 AND THEREFORE, IT CAN'T BE THAT DIFFICULT. 56 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:20,767 OKAY, I FEEL PRETTY BAD RIGHT NOW. 57 00:05:20,767 --> 00:05:22,033 IS IT REALLY IMPORTANT TO MAKE ME FEEL WORSE ? 58 00:05:22,033 --> 00:05:23,133 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU FEEL. 59 00:05:23,133 --> 00:05:24,800 OH, BULLSHIT, YOU LIKE IT WHEN I FEEL BAD 60 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,867 BECAUSE MISERY LOVES COMPANY. 61 00:05:34,133 --> 00:05:35,533 HOW'D HE DIE ? 62 00:05:35,533 --> 00:05:37,667 HEART ATTACK. 63 00:05:37,667 --> 00:05:39,867 FELL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS, DEAD WHEN HE HIT THE BOTTOM. 64 00:05:39,867 --> 00:05:41,700 HIS NOSE SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT ? 65 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:43,166 OF COURSE NOT. 66 00:05:43,166 --> 00:05:45,300 I HAVE TO FINISH EMBALMING HIM 67 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:47,300 BEFORE I CAN START ON ANYTHING COSMETIC. 68 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:48,800 ( doorbell ) 69 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,300 LOOK, I CAN DEAL WITH WHOEVER IT IS. 70 00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:53,600 UNLESS IT'S A WALK-IN. 71 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,700 I JUST WANT TO POINT OUT 72 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:57,000 THAT YOU ARE CHOOSING TO BE THE VICTIM HERE. 73 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,166 I COULD HANDLE AN INTAKE AND YOU KNOW IT. 74 00:06:00,767 --> 00:06:03,033 ( male ) LADIES, TAKE UP CHANGE. 75 00:06:11,633 --> 00:06:14,734 AND WALK TO THE MIDDLE AND BACK. 76 00:06:16,266 --> 00:06:17,800 ALRIGHT, VERY GOOD. 77 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,467 VERY GOOD, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 78 00:06:19,467 --> 00:06:21,700 SO, WE'LL SEE YOU ALL AT THE SAME TIME NEXT WEEK, OKAY ? 79 00:06:21,700 --> 00:06:22,967 BE SAFE GETTING HOME. 80 00:06:22,967 --> 00:06:24,800 MORNING, FOLKS. 81 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:25,934 HI. 82 00:06:25,934 --> 00:06:27,133 HI. 83 00:06:27,133 --> 00:06:28,834 ( doorbell ) 84 00:06:28,834 --> 00:06:31,000 GODDAMNIT, WHY HASN'T ANYONE ANSWERED THE DOOR ? 85 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,433 WHERE IS MOM ? 86 00:06:33,266 --> 00:06:35,600 OKAY, IF YOU HAVEN'T SLEPT WITH THAT GUY YET, 87 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:36,967 WOULD YOU START ? 88 00:06:36,967 --> 00:06:39,033 BECAUSE I THINK IT WOULD DO YOU A WORLD OF GOOD. 89 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:51,133 ( gasping ) 90 00:06:51,133 --> 00:06:52,967 DON'T DO THAT. 91 00:06:52,967 --> 00:06:54,433 DO WHAT ? 92 00:06:54,433 --> 00:06:55,900 WATCH ME LIKE THAT. 93 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:58,200 I CAN'T HELP IT, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 94 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,467 OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE. 95 00:07:00,467 --> 00:07:02,767 I WANT TO GO CAMPING AGAIN. 96 00:07:02,767 --> 00:07:04,266 THEN GO CAMPING. 97 00:07:04,266 --> 00:07:05,367 WITH YOU. 98 00:07:05,367 --> 00:07:07,333 I'VE GOT A JOB NOW, HIRAM. 99 00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:10,834 I CAN'T JUST UP AND LEAVE WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT. 100 00:07:10,834 --> 00:07:13,767 SPRING IS A VERY BUSY TIME OF THE YEAR. 101 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,266 IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY TOMORROW. 102 00:07:18,567 --> 00:07:22,100 THE FIRST TIME WE WENT CAMPING WAS TWO YEARS AGO, TOMORROW. 103 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:24,200 WE DON'T HAVE ANNIVERSARIES. 104 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:27,834 I NEVER AGREED TO ANNIVERSARIES. 105 00:07:27,834 --> 00:07:30,100 JUST YOU AND ME, ALONE IN THE WOODS. 106 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:31,600 NAKED, UNDER THE STARS. 107 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,700 JUST LIKE IT WAS AT THE BEGINNING. 108 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:37,767 TOMORROW IS SUCH SHORT NOTICE. 109 00:07:39,266 --> 00:07:40,700 I CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING. 110 00:07:40,700 --> 00:07:42,600 BUT I'LL TRY. 111 00:07:49,433 --> 00:07:50,934 UM... 112 00:07:50,934 --> 00:07:53,834 MY MOM WANTS TO KNOW HOW QUICKLY WE CAN DO THIS. 113 00:07:53,834 --> 00:07:57,600 AH, WELL, I'D SUGGEST A VIEWING IN TWO DAYS, 114 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,800 TO ALLOW PROPER RESTORATION. 115 00:08:01,233 --> 00:08:02,934 VIEWING ? 116 00:08:02,934 --> 00:08:04,867 FOR FRIENDS, FAMILY. 117 00:08:04,867 --> 00:08:07,367 YOU CAN MAKE IT AS SMALL OR AS LARGE AS YOU WISH. 118 00:08:07,367 --> 00:08:10,200 NO, I CAN'T SEE HIM IN A BOX. 119 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:11,900 I CAN'T. 120 00:08:12,934 --> 00:08:13,734 ALRIGHT. 121 00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:23,500 MS. DIMAS, SEEING YOUR SON BEFORE YOU BURY HIM 122 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,200 MIGHT HELP YOU LET GO-- 123 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,834 NO, I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM ! 124 00:08:29,033 --> 00:08:30,500 OF COURSE. 125 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:32,133 WE'LL ARRANGE FOR A CLOSED CASKET CEREMONY. 126 00:08:32,133 --> 00:08:35,867 WILL THREE DAYS GIVE YOU ENOUGH TIME ? 127 00:08:42,033 --> 00:08:44,433 YEAH, THAT'S GONNA BE FINE. 128 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:52,233 NATE WILL SHOW YOU TO THE DOOR. 129 00:08:52,233 --> 00:08:54,467 THANKS. 130 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,567 WHAT HAPPENED ? 131 00:09:02,567 --> 00:09:06,667 SIX-YEAR-OLD FOUND A GUN, WAS PLAYING WITH IT. 132 00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:08,900 OH, JESUS. 133 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:09,900 YEAH. 134 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:12,934 UM... 135 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,433 THEY GAVE ME THIS AT THE HOSPITAL. 136 00:09:19,433 --> 00:09:22,433 IT'S SOME SORT OF RECEIPT. 137 00:09:22,433 --> 00:09:25,500 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NEED IT, BUT... 138 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,934 WHAT WAS HE DOING HERE ? 139 00:09:40,767 --> 00:09:42,300 GABE. 140 00:09:43,033 --> 00:09:44,934 IT'S OKAY. 141 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:48,400 HEY. 142 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:51,667 MY BROTHER JUST TOLD ME. 143 00:09:51,667 --> 00:09:54,900 I'M SO SORRY. 144 00:09:56,233 --> 00:09:57,767 I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE ELSE TO GO. 145 00:09:57,767 --> 00:09:59,166 MY GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL WAS HERE. 146 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:02,000 YEAH, OF COURSE. 147 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:09,533 MY MOM'S WAITING FOR ME TO UNLOCK THE CAR. 148 00:10:22,033 --> 00:10:23,700 I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO ENCOURAGE PEOPLE 149 00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:24,934 TO HAVE A VIEWING. 150 00:10:24,934 --> 00:10:28,000 SOMETIMES PEOPLE DON'T WANT THAT. 151 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,266 SOMETIMES YOU DON'T WANT TO WORK ANY HARDER. 152 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,800 WHEN FACED WITH THE OPTION OF NOT HAVING TO RESTORE 153 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,834 A SIX-YEAR-OLD CHILD'S HEAD THAT'S BEEN BLOWN TO BITS ? 154 00:10:36,834 --> 00:10:38,633 YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT, DO YOU ? 155 00:10:38,633 --> 00:10:41,033 IT'S NOT OUR JOB TO FORCE SOMEONE TO DO SOMETHING 156 00:10:41,033 --> 00:10:42,533 THEY'RE CLEARLY NOT READY TO DO 157 00:10:42,533 --> 00:10:44,367 BECAUSE WE THINK IT'S THE RIGHT THING. 158 00:10:44,367 --> 00:10:47,333 BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE US FEEL BETTER. 159 00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:56,600 CAN I HELP YOU ? 160 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,367 ROSES ARE IF YOU LOVE SOMEBODY, RIGHT ? 161 00:10:58,367 --> 00:10:59,934 ROSES ARE THE CLASSIC CHOICE, 162 00:10:59,934 --> 00:11:02,467 BUT OTHER FLOWERS COULD ACHIEVE THE SAME EFFECT. 163 00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:05,100 WHAT IF YOU WERE GONNA ASK HER TO MARRY YOU ? 164 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:07,333 OH, HOW LOVELY. 165 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,200 WELL, ROSES WOULD BE THE PERFECT CHOICE. 166 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,900 BUT SHE TURNED OUT TO BE A CHEATING COWARD 167 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:15,433 AND RAN OFF WITH SOME SHITHEAD 168 00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:17,467 THAT SHE MET IN TRAFFIC SCHOOL. 169 00:11:17,467 --> 00:11:19,734 WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU GIVE A COWARD ? 170 00:11:19,734 --> 00:11:20,867 AH... 171 00:11:20,867 --> 00:11:22,166 YELLOW. 172 00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:23,633 YELLOW. 173 00:11:23,633 --> 00:11:27,166 GREAT, 12 DOZEN YELLOW ROSES SENT TO THIS ADDRESS, PLEASE. 174 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,734 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE THE CARD TO SAY ? 175 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,300 "FUCK YOU, CUNT". 176 00:11:36,667 --> 00:11:39,367 I THINK IT WOULD BE MORE PERSONAL IF YOU WRITE THAT. 177 00:11:46,133 --> 00:11:47,233 YES. 178 00:11:47,233 --> 00:11:48,533 YES. 179 00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:50,400 I HAVE TO TAKE THE DAY OFF TOMORROW AND SATURDAY. 180 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,900 WHY ? 181 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:54,266 A FRIEND, I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE PLANS WITH A FRIEND 182 00:11:54,266 --> 00:11:55,367 AND I FORGOT. 183 00:11:55,367 --> 00:11:58,734 IS IT WITH THAT MAN ? 184 00:11:58,734 --> 00:12:01,133 THE ONE WITH THE FUNNY LITTLE CAR WHO PICKS YOU UP ? 185 00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:04,333 IT'S AN ELECTRIC CAR AND IT'S VERY GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT. 186 00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:06,066 ( laughing ) 187 00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:09,166 WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING ? 188 00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:10,567 BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT. 189 00:12:10,567 --> 00:12:12,900 YOU LIKE THIS MAN ? 190 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,300 CAN I HAVE THE DAYS OFF OR NOT ? 191 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,900 TAKE, GO, I DON'T CARE. 192 00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:18,700 WE WILL MISS YOU. 193 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,233 BEEP, BEEP. 194 00:12:23,233 --> 00:12:25,166 ( laughing ) 195 00:12:31,367 --> 00:12:33,400 BRENDA ? 196 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,800 HEY, THERE. 197 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:38,100 I'LL BE RIGHT OUT, I JUST GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER. 198 00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:42,000 HOW WAS WORK ? 199 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,567 IT SUCKED. 200 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,934 LIKE I FIGURED, I FAILED THAT FUNERAL DIRECTOR'S TEST. 201 00:12:50,934 --> 00:12:53,800 THERE WAS THIS INTAKE MEETING THIS MORNING 202 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,900 I TOTALLY FUCKED UP. 203 00:12:57,433 --> 00:13:00,033 AND I JUST PICKED UP A DEAD SIX-YEAR-OLD AT THE MORGUE. 204 00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:04,100 ALL IN ALL, IT'S BEEN A PRETTY BAD DAY. 205 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,800 GODDAMNIT ! 206 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,867 SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA 207 00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:14,200 WHAT I'M DOING. 208 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:17,000 IT'S LIKE I MADE THIS BULLSHIT DECISION 209 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,800 TO GO INTO THIS BUSINESS FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS 210 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,333 AND NOW IT'S TOO LATE. 211 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,667 IT'S NEVER TOO LATE. 212 00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,667 JESUS, BILLY. 213 00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:31,000 WHAT, DO YOU LIVE HERE NOW ? 214 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,667 NO, BRENDA JUST GIVE ME A SHIATSU. 215 00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:35,233 I'VE BEEN KINDA TENSE LATELY. 216 00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:39,300 SO, BAD DAY, HUH ? 217 00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:40,700 YEAH. 218 00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:43,367 WELL, I'VE HAD MY SHARE OF THOSE. 219 00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:45,567 I DON'T DOUBT THAT. 220 00:13:45,567 --> 00:13:46,967 I DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE COOKING, 221 00:13:46,967 --> 00:13:50,066 SO, YOU GUYS DECIDE WHAT WE'RE HAVING DELIVERED. 222 00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:55,266 THAT SHIT WAS ALL OVER THE NEWS. 223 00:13:55,266 --> 00:13:56,734 SIX YEARS OLD, RIGHT ? 224 00:13:56,734 --> 00:13:58,433 FUCK. 225 00:13:58,433 --> 00:14:01,500 SOME PEOPLE SHOULD JUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAVE KIDS. 226 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,066 HMM. 227 00:14:03,066 --> 00:14:05,967 SHE JUST SAT THERE LIKE A GHOST. 228 00:14:08,266 --> 00:14:09,834 LIKE SHE'D BEEN ERASED. 229 00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:13,066 I FELT SO FUCKING HELPLESS. 230 00:14:14,367 --> 00:14:17,667 GOD, THAT POOR WOMAN. 231 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,033 IN NIGERIA, THERE'S THIS TRIBE THAT, 232 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,000 WHEN A BABY DIES, THEY THROW THE BODY INTO THE BUSH. 233 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,333 BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE IF BURIED 234 00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:30,867 THE DEAD INFANT WOULD OFFEND THE EARTH GODS, 235 00:14:30,867 --> 00:14:33,400 WHICH BRING FERTILITY AND FOOD. 236 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,500 THEN THERE'S THE CHINESE, 237 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,800 THAT CONSIDER THE DEATH OF A CHILD "A BAD DEATH", 238 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:38,967 WHERE THE PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS 239 00:14:38,967 --> 00:14:40,400 AREN'T EXPECTED TO GO TO THE FUNERAL. 240 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,500 OR THE BALINESE MOTHER WHO IS COUNSELED TO REMAIN CHEERFUL 241 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,633 AFTER THE DEATH OF HER INFANT BECAUSE GRIEF MAKES 242 00:14:45,633 --> 00:14:47,133 ONE VULNERABLE TO... 243 00:14:47,133 --> 00:14:50,333 ILLNESS AND MALEVOLENT DEMONS. 244 00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:54,767 WELL, THAT WAS INFORMATIVE. 245 00:14:56,767 --> 00:14:59,734 YEAH, WELL, I THOUGHT IT'D BE GOOD TO READ UP ON 246 00:14:59,734 --> 00:15:01,467 YOUR BOYFRIEND'S LINE OF WORK. 247 00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,133 WHAT A MAN DOES IS... 248 00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:05,200 WELL, IT'S WHO HE IS. 249 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,300 RIGHT, NATE ? 250 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,200 AH, YEAH. 251 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,333 A MAN SHOULD KNOW THE HISTORY OF HIS CHOSEN PROFESSION 252 00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:15,867 IF HE EXPECTS TO BE ANYTHING BUT AN AMATEUR. 253 00:15:15,867 --> 00:15:17,867 SO, I'M AN AMATEUR. 254 00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:20,300 I PREFER THE TERM DILETTANTE. 255 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:21,867 AND WHAT ARE YOU, BILLY ? 256 00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:23,300 RUNNING AROUND WITH YOUR CAMERA, 257 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:25,200 TAKING PICTURES OF OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES ? 258 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,633 BOYS. 259 00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:28,000 YOU REALLY THINK KNOWING A BUNCH OF 260 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,500 ARCANE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC SHIT 261 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,900 IS GONNA HELP ME COPE WITH A SIX-YEAR-OLD 262 00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:33,600 WHO SHOT HIMSELF IN THE HEAD ? 263 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:40,567 YOU KNOW, THERE ARE PLENTY OF PLACES IN THE WORLD 264 00:15:40,567 --> 00:15:42,367 WHERE A KID DYING IS PRETTY COMMON, 265 00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:44,233 BUT WE CAN'T DEAL WITH IT. 266 00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:46,767 BECAUSE A DEAD CHILD IS THE GREATEST FAILURE 267 00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:49,834 OF A CULTURE THAT BELIEVES IT'S REVERSED THE ORDER OF NATURE. 268 00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:53,000 THIS WAS AN ACCIDENT, THIS WASN'T NATURE. 269 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,467 YOU KNOW WHAT I FIND INTERESTING ? 270 00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:57,100 IF YOU LOSE A SPOUSE... 271 00:15:57,100 --> 00:16:00,200 YOU'RE CALLED A WIDOW OR A WIDOWER. 272 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:03,767 IF YOU'RE A CHILD AND YOU LOSE YOUR PARENTS, 273 00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:05,834 THEN YOU'RE AN ORPHAN. 274 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,800 BUT WHAT'S THE WORD TO DESCRIBE A PARENT 275 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,400 WHO LOSES A CHILD ? 276 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:16,767 I GUESS THAT'S JUST TOO FUCKING AWFUL TO EVEN HAVE A NAME. 277 00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:29,700 ( dance music playing ) 278 00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:40,100 I WAS WORRIED YOU WEREN'T GONNA SHOW. 279 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,367 NO, I JUST GOT TIED UP AT WORK. 280 00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:44,133 BELIEVE ME, I NEED THIS, AFTER THE DAY I HAD. 281 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,433 THIS OUGHT TO HELP. 282 00:16:45,433 --> 00:16:46,633 OH, WHAT IS IT ? 283 00:16:46,633 --> 00:16:47,834 "X", ECSTASY. 284 00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:48,934 YOU'VE NEVER DONE IT. 285 00:16:48,934 --> 00:16:50,400 AH, NO, CAN'T SAY THAT I HAVE. 286 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,100 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 287 00:16:54,066 --> 00:16:55,900 ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE ONE TOO ? 288 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,800 I'M ALREADY THERE, LET'S DANCE. 289 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,433 I'M NOT A VERY GOOD DANCER. 290 00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:00,934 YOU WILL BE. 291 00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:15,300 DAVID, DAVID, HERE, YOU GOTTA KEEP DRINKING THIS. 292 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,667 ( female ) SHE WAS ONLY 63. 293 00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:53,433 THAT'S SO YOUNG. 294 00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:56,567 ISN'T THAT YOUNG ? 295 00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:00,200 MRS. LAWSON, HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT KIND OF FUNERAL 296 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,667 YOU'D LIKE FOR YOUR MOTHER ? 297 00:18:04,266 --> 00:18:05,767 IT HAS TO BE BEAUTIFUL. 298 00:18:05,767 --> 00:18:08,633 IT HAS TO BE BEAUTIFUL. 299 00:18:12,233 --> 00:18:14,033 WELL, WE CAN OFFER YOU A WIDE VARIETY OF SERVICES 300 00:18:14,033 --> 00:18:17,066 RANGING FROM SIMPLE TO MORE FORMAL. 301 00:18:17,066 --> 00:18:19,900 TO ANYTHING YOU MIGHT NEED. 302 00:18:22,133 --> 00:18:24,266 YES, ANYTHING AT ALL. 303 00:18:27,266 --> 00:18:29,100 ( sobbing ) 304 00:18:35,266 --> 00:18:36,867 IT'S A GOOD THING I WAS THERE, YOU KNOW ? 305 00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:38,400 I MEAN, GABE WAS SO WRECKED. 306 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,533 I WAS THE ONE WHO HAD TO TRASH HIS WEED. 307 00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:42,500 SERIOUSLY, IF THE POLICE FOUND THAT SHIT, 308 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,300 IT'D BE WAY WORSE, YOU KNOW ? 309 00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,633 HEY. HEY, ANDY. 310 00:18:45,633 --> 00:18:47,166 HOW'S GABE ? 311 00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:49,000 HE'S OKAY, I GUESS. 312 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,800 WELL, HAVE YOU TALKED TO HIM ? 313 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,934 NOT REALLY. 314 00:18:52,934 --> 00:18:56,533 WELL, ARE YOU GONNA SEE HIM LATER ? 315 00:18:56,533 --> 00:19:00,000 I DON'T KNOW, IT'S REAL WEIRD OVER THERE. 316 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,367 THE MOTHER'S LIKE ALL FREAKED. 317 00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:04,433 YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT GABE ? 318 00:19:04,433 --> 00:19:07,133 LOOK, MORTICIA, I'M NOT INTERFERING. 319 00:19:07,133 --> 00:19:09,066 IT'S TOO MUCH TO GET INTO, YOU KNOW ? 320 00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:12,166 I THOUGHT YOU WERE HIS FRIEND. 321 00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:13,767 WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF, BITCH, HUH ? 322 00:19:13,767 --> 00:19:16,333 ANYWAY, IF YOU'RE SO WORRIED 323 00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:17,700 WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK HIM AGAIN ? 324 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,200 MAYBE THAT'LL CHEER HIM UP. 325 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,934 NICE, THAT'S NICE. 326 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,166 YEAH. 327 00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:27,934 BY THE WAY, PARKER TOLD ME HOW ONE OF YOUR TESTICLES 328 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,633 IS LIKE FREAKISHLY SMALL, LIKE A PEANUT. 329 00:19:32,433 --> 00:19:34,500 ( laughing ) 330 00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:36,900 ( female ) IS THAT TRUE ? 331 00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:38,033 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 332 00:19:48,734 --> 00:19:50,333 UGH. 333 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000 FOR LATER. 334 00:20:11,734 --> 00:20:13,600 YOU HAVE A HEADACHE, DEAR ? 335 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,734 AH, YEAH, I, I THOUGHT I DID. 336 00:20:16,734 --> 00:20:20,100 I'M THROWING IN A LOAD OF LAUNDRY IF YOU NEED SOME DONE. 337 00:20:21,734 --> 00:20:24,734 BY THE WAY, I'M GOING CAMPING WITH HIRAM THIS WEEKEND. 338 00:20:24,734 --> 00:20:26,567 I'M LEAVING THIS AFTERNOON. 339 00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:27,700 GREAT. 340 00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:29,734 I'M DOING WHITES FIRST. 341 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,500 AW, FUCK, DAVID. 342 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:37,834 DAVID. 343 00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:39,567 DAVID. 344 00:20:39,567 --> 00:20:41,533 DAVID ! 345 00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,066 DAVID ! 346 00:20:43,066 --> 00:20:44,900 ARE YOU ALRIGHT ? 347 00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:46,066 YOU LOOK PALE. 348 00:20:46,066 --> 00:20:47,467 NO, I'M FINE. 349 00:20:47,467 --> 00:20:49,834 JUST A HEADACHE, THAT'S ALL. 350 00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:58,333 OKAY, YOU'RE IN THIS LIKE, TOTAL DANGER ZONE. 351 00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:00,367 GABE DIMAS IS A DICK. 352 00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:02,567 I'M SORRY HIS BROTHER'S DEAD, 353 00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:05,133 BUT DON'T THINK THAT MEANS HE'S NOT A DICK. 354 00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:06,667 I JUST HAVEN'T SEEN HIM AROUND. 355 00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,133 SO, I WAS WORRIED. 356 00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:09,967 YOU HOOK UP WITH HIM NOW, 357 00:21:09,967 --> 00:21:12,233 IT GONNA BE LIKE TOTAL EMOTIONAL RAPE. 358 00:21:12,233 --> 00:21:14,300 WHATEVER HE FEELS FOR YOU, IS GONNA BE WRAPPED UP 359 00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:16,867 IN SOME GUILT GRIEF FUCK FEST. 360 00:21:16,867 --> 00:21:19,700 YOU BETTER STAY AWAY FROM THAT SHIT. 361 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:21,834 I'M NOT KIDDING. 362 00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:27,233 ( bell ringing ) 363 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,133 SO, YOU FAILED A TEST, BIG WHOOP. 364 00:21:32,133 --> 00:21:34,333 YOU WANT TO BE HELPFUL TO THE PEOPLE 365 00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:36,567 THAT WALK IN THROUGH YOUR FRONT DOOR, 366 00:21:36,567 --> 00:21:39,033 SO, YOU HAVE TO BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE. 367 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,133 OKAY. 368 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:46,033 I CHOSE THREE FUNERAL HOMES FROM THE YELLOW PAGES AT RANDOM. 369 00:21:46,033 --> 00:21:48,433 I'VE ALWAYS FELT AN UNCONTROLLED SAMPLE GROUP 370 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,100 PROVIDES MORE RELIABLE DATA. 371 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:53,667 YOU WANT US TO PRETEND TO BE PURCHASING A FUNERAL ? 372 00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:55,367 LOOK UP THE FIRST ADDRESS. 373 00:21:55,367 --> 00:21:57,233 I THINK IT'S IN SHERMAN OAKS. 374 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,834 COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN. 375 00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:03,333 ( doorbell ) 376 00:22:04,367 --> 00:22:07,400 ( knocking ) 377 00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:12,000 HELLO ? 378 00:22:13,033 --> 00:22:14,300 GABE ? 379 00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:17,767 IS ANYBODY HOME ? 380 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:23,266 OH, MRS. DIMAS, I'M SORRY. 381 00:22:23,266 --> 00:22:25,700 THE DOOR WAS OPEN. 382 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:30,467 IS GABE AROUND ? 383 00:23:08,233 --> 00:23:10,133 WE CAN STILL LEAVE. 384 00:23:10,133 --> 00:23:11,467 WHY, WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF ? 385 00:23:11,467 --> 00:23:13,834 UH, HUMILIATING MYSELF ? 386 00:23:13,834 --> 00:23:15,033 WASTING SOMEONE'S VALUABLE TIME. 387 00:23:15,033 --> 00:23:16,467 DON'T BE SO LEFT-BRAINED. 388 00:23:16,467 --> 00:23:18,400 ( door closing ) 389 00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:22,533 ( sobbing ) 390 00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:29,300 I'M SO SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING. 391 00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:30,633 NOW... 392 00:23:30,633 --> 00:23:33,467 HOW CAN I HELP ? 393 00:23:35,734 --> 00:23:37,200 IT'S MY PARENTS. 394 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,767 THEY WERE KILLED THIS MORNING... 395 00:23:39,767 --> 00:23:43,400 IN AN ACCIDENT. 396 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,166 I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. 397 00:23:46,166 --> 00:23:48,734 IT WAS A... 398 00:23:48,734 --> 00:23:50,867 A HELICOPTER. 399 00:23:50,867 --> 00:23:52,900 IT WENT DOWN, 400 00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:54,533 THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION. 401 00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:57,600 OH, GOD, I CAN'T DO THIS. 402 00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:00,266 IT'S NOT RIGHT. 403 00:24:00,266 --> 00:24:03,900 THEY WERE IN THE PRIME OF THEIR LIVES. 404 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,700 EVERYBODY DIES, WE ALL DIE, 405 00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:10,100 EVERYTHING WE EVER CARE ABOUT WILL DISAPPEAR, 406 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:12,633 SO, WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF LIVING ?! 407 00:24:18,266 --> 00:24:19,667 AH... 408 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:23,233 CAN I SUGGEST MATCHING CASKETS ? 409 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,734 THAT'S IT ? 410 00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:29,500 THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO OFFER ME IN MY TIME OF GRIEF, 411 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:30,767 MERCHANDISE ? 412 00:24:30,767 --> 00:24:32,367 WE HAVE NOTHING TO LEARN HERE. 413 00:24:39,567 --> 00:24:42,467 WATER PURIFIER, ROPE... 414 00:24:42,467 --> 00:24:43,900 BEAR BELL, 415 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:46,400 FLASHLIGHT, 416 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,033 TOILET PAPER AND YES, IT'S BIODEGRADABLE, 417 00:24:49,033 --> 00:24:51,400 BIRD CALLER, BINOCULARS... 418 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:52,834 RUTH, I'M SURE YOU HAVE EVERYTHING. 419 00:24:52,834 --> 00:24:54,700 IN FACT, I KNOW YOU HAVE EVERYTHING. 420 00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:55,900 YOU ALWAYS DO. 421 00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:58,233 IT WOULDN'T BE MUCH FUN TO GET ALL THE WAY UP THERE 422 00:24:58,233 --> 00:25:00,467 AND REALIZE WE FORGOT THE MATCHES, NOW, WOULD IT ? 423 00:25:00,467 --> 00:25:01,734 OR... 424 00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:03,900 THE CHAMPAGNE. 425 00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:06,300 HIRAM, THAT'S JUST DECADENT. 426 00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:08,500 WAS IT EXPENSIVE ? 427 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:10,000 WE SHOULDN'T WASTE IT. 428 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,500 WASTE IT ? 429 00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:13,066 IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY. 430 00:25:13,066 --> 00:25:16,400 CLAIRE, YOU'RE HOME EARLY. 431 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,934 YOU REMEMBER HIRAM. 432 00:25:20,433 --> 00:25:21,734 HI. 433 00:25:21,734 --> 00:25:23,934 HOW WAS SCHOOL ? 434 00:25:23,934 --> 00:25:25,433 I HAVE A HEADACHE. 435 00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:38,367 HIRAM AND I ARE GOING CAMPING. 436 00:25:38,367 --> 00:25:41,133 YOUR DINNER'S IN THE REFRIGERATOR 437 00:25:41,133 --> 00:25:43,033 AND I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW. 438 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:48,700 IT'S A VERY BEAUTIFUL TIME OF THE YEAR. 439 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:54,000 OKAY, WELL, YOU TWO HAVE FUN. 440 00:26:01,266 --> 00:26:02,633 WE SHOULD PROBABLY LEAVE 441 00:26:02,633 --> 00:26:04,934 IF WE WANT TO BEAT THE RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC. 442 00:26:05,967 --> 00:26:07,300 RUTH ? 443 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:09,367 HONEY, WHAT'S WRONG ? 444 00:26:09,367 --> 00:26:12,333 MY CHILDREN DON'T NEED ME ANYMORE. 445 00:26:17,166 --> 00:26:19,633 LET'S THINK OF THIS AS A... 446 00:26:19,633 --> 00:26:21,433 CELEBRATION 447 00:26:21,433 --> 00:26:23,667 OF YOUR UNCLE'S LIFE. 448 00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:26,133 NOW, THE TITAN IS AN EXCELLENT CHOICE 449 00:26:26,133 --> 00:26:27,900 FOR A DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN. 450 00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:29,867 IT'S SOLID MAHOGANY, IT'S HAND-FINISHED. 451 00:26:29,867 --> 00:26:32,233 BURLWOOD AND NICKEL ACCENTS. 452 00:26:32,233 --> 00:26:35,066 AND GRACE FIELD... 453 00:26:35,066 --> 00:26:38,800 GRACE FIELD IS A LOVELY PLACE FOR INTERMENT. 454 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,734 IT'S SERENE, IT'S PASTORAL. 455 00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:44,200 HOW MUCH ? 456 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:47,166 AFTER YOU SIGN THE CONTRACT, WE TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING. 457 00:26:47,166 --> 00:26:48,934 THERE'S NO WORRY. 458 00:26:48,934 --> 00:26:50,433 THERE'S NO PAIN. 459 00:26:50,433 --> 00:26:51,900 HOW... 460 00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:53,600 MUCH ? 461 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:57,100 IT COMES TO JUST UNDER $20,000. 462 00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:58,867 ( laughing ) 463 00:27:05,233 --> 00:27:08,400 YOU'RE CHARGING $12,000 FOR THE TITAN ? 464 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,667 WHAT IS THAT, LIKE A 300% MARKUP ? 465 00:27:10,667 --> 00:27:12,266 I COULD COME DOWN TO 10. 466 00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:17,967 AND GRACE FIELD IS IN BETWEEN A POWER STATION AND A FREEWAY. 467 00:27:17,967 --> 00:27:20,934 THERE ARE NICER CEMETERIES. 468 00:27:20,934 --> 00:27:24,667 BUT THEY'RE JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE EXPENSIVE. 469 00:27:25,734 --> 00:27:27,467 AH, NO THANKS. 470 00:27:29,633 --> 00:27:32,734 WE'LL TRY AND FIND SOMEWHERE THAT DOESN'T JUST WANT TO SWINDLE US. 471 00:27:36,166 --> 00:27:38,100 NICE TIE. 472 00:27:43,100 --> 00:27:44,900 THIS BUSINESS IS A TOTAL RACKET. 473 00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:47,967 WHAT BUSINESS ISN'T ? 474 00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:51,433 SOMETIMES I WISH I COULD BE THIS... 475 00:27:51,433 --> 00:27:53,166 COMPLETELY SELFISH ASSHOLE 476 00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:54,400 THAT DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING. 477 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,266 I COULD JUST WORK AT SOME MINDLESS JOB 478 00:27:56,266 --> 00:27:58,066 THAT PAID ME A FUCK-LOAD OF MONEY. 479 00:27:58,066 --> 00:27:59,834 NO, YOU DON'T. 480 00:27:59,834 --> 00:28:01,600 IT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE A LOT EASIER. 481 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,133 YOU DON'T WANT YOUR LIFE TO BE EASY. 482 00:28:06,633 --> 00:28:08,333 ( horn ) 483 00:28:14,433 --> 00:28:16,166 GABE ? 484 00:28:17,867 --> 00:28:19,433 HI. 485 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,967 I DIDN'T KNOW IF ANYBODY WAS HOME. 486 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,800 DID YOU RING THE BELL ? 487 00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:33,433 I JUST CAME BY TO DROP OFF THIS STUFF. 488 00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:36,500 OKAY. 489 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:40,433 IT'S MY BROTHER'S SOCCER CLOTHES. 490 00:28:40,433 --> 00:28:42,834 I THOUGHT THAT HE MIGHT LIKE TO GET BURIED IN THEM. 491 00:28:42,834 --> 00:28:45,100 YOU THINK THAT'S OKAY ? 492 00:28:46,567 --> 00:28:48,700 YEAH. 493 00:28:49,834 --> 00:28:51,734 I THINK THAT'S REALLY NICE. 494 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:55,767 I WENT TO YOUR HOUSE. 495 00:28:57,867 --> 00:28:58,934 YOU SEE MY MOM ? 496 00:29:00,667 --> 00:29:01,266 YEAH. 497 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,900 LIKE A ZOMBIE, HUH ? 498 00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:08,433 JUST SITS THERE. 499 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,300 I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE BLAMES HERSELF. 500 00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:14,000 IT'S MY FAULT, I KILLED HIM. 501 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,333 GABE, NO, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 502 00:29:18,533 --> 00:29:20,667 IT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I'D BEEN WATCHING HIM. 503 00:29:23,467 --> 00:29:24,767 MY MOM CAN'T EVEN FIND ANTHONY'S DAD 504 00:29:24,767 --> 00:29:26,166 TO TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENED. 505 00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:27,800 PROBABLY MOVED. 506 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,800 WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN LIKE TWO YEARS. 507 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,166 THAT SUCKS. 508 00:29:32,767 --> 00:29:34,600 NAH, HE'S A FUCKING DRUNKEN DIPSHIT. 509 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,100 USED TO KICK MY ASS ALL THE TIME 510 00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:37,333 JUST TO PROVE THAT HE COULD. 511 00:29:41,133 --> 00:29:44,166 YOU KNOW WHEN PEOPLE WOULD CALL YOU THOSE THINGS LIKE 512 00:29:44,166 --> 00:29:47,066 CEMETERY GIRL AND VAMPIRA ? 513 00:29:47,066 --> 00:29:48,233 YEAH. 514 00:29:49,533 --> 00:29:51,200 I NEVER THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY. 515 00:29:56,700 --> 00:29:57,934 I SHOULD GO. 516 00:29:57,934 --> 00:29:59,100 WOULD YOU JUST... 517 00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:01,600 MAKE SURE YOUR BROTHER GETS THESE ? 518 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,100 OF COURSE. 519 00:30:04,533 --> 00:30:08,000 HEY, LOOK, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, LIKE TO TALK 520 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,734 OR SOMETHING... 521 00:30:09,734 --> 00:30:11,900 YOU CAN CALL ME. 522 00:30:11,900 --> 00:30:13,967 ALRIGHT. 523 00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:25,967 WHERE DO YOU WANT TO HANG THE FOOD ? 524 00:30:25,967 --> 00:30:28,367 CAN'T IT WAIT 'TIL AFTER DINNER ? 525 00:30:28,367 --> 00:30:30,867 I'VE ALREADY TAKEN OUT WHAT WE'RE GOING TO EAT. 526 00:30:30,867 --> 00:30:32,233 I'D RATHER NOT RISK IT. 527 00:30:34,433 --> 00:30:36,033 WELL, I'M SORRY IT'S INCONVENIENT. 528 00:30:36,033 --> 00:30:38,600 BUT WOULD YOU PREFER WE WERE MAULED IN OUR SLEEP BY BEARS ? 529 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:39,967 RUTH ? 530 00:30:39,967 --> 00:30:42,000 YOU NEED TO RELAX. 531 00:30:52,467 --> 00:30:55,400 HELLO, I'M ROSEMARY, HOW CAN I HELP YOU ? 532 00:30:56,033 --> 00:30:57,233 UH, HI. 533 00:30:57,233 --> 00:30:58,600 I NEED TO MAKE ARRANGEMENTS FOR A FUNERAL. 534 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,467 ALRIGHT. 535 00:31:01,734 --> 00:31:03,300 MY WIFE'S IN THE RESTROOM. 536 00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:04,600 SHE'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE. 537 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:05,700 FINE. 538 00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:07,967 CAN I ASK WHO THE FUNERAL IS FOR ? 539 00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:10,100 IT'S FOR ME. 540 00:31:14,166 --> 00:31:17,967 BET YOU DON'T GET TOO MANY PEOPLE SHOPPING FOR THEIR OWN FUNERAL. 541 00:31:17,967 --> 00:31:19,867 IT HAPPENS. 542 00:31:19,867 --> 00:31:22,033 MOST PEOPLE WHO KNOW THEY'RE GOING TO DIE 543 00:31:22,033 --> 00:31:23,633 WANT TO HAVE A SAY. 544 00:31:23,633 --> 00:31:26,133 PLANNING IT TOGETHER WITH YOUR HUSBAND 545 00:31:26,133 --> 00:31:28,967 COULD BE A MEANINGFUL PROCESS FOR YOU BOTH. 546 00:31:30,767 --> 00:31:33,000 IS IT CANCER ? 547 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,667 YEAH. 548 00:31:34,667 --> 00:31:36,600 IT'S EVERYWHERE. 549 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,533 LIVER NOW. 550 00:31:38,533 --> 00:31:40,100 BRENDA. 551 00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:43,166 MY HUSBAND HATES ME DOING THIS. 552 00:31:43,166 --> 00:31:45,700 HE WANTS ME TO SPEND THIS TIME 553 00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:47,667 DOING THINGS I ALWAYS DREAMED OF 554 00:31:47,667 --> 00:31:50,400 BUT NEVER GAVE MYSELF PERMISSION-- 555 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,734 ( coughing ) 556 00:31:56,867 --> 00:31:58,266 PARDON ME. 557 00:31:58,266 --> 00:32:00,867 THE COUGHING BLOOD AND PISSING NEEDLES THING 558 00:32:00,867 --> 00:32:03,100 KIND OF GETS IN THE WAY. 559 00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:05,467 HE JUST WANTS YOU TO BE HAPPY. 560 00:32:05,467 --> 00:32:08,867 HE JUST DOESN'T WANT ME TO DIE. 561 00:32:10,333 --> 00:32:13,000 OKAY, IT'S JUST TOO FUCKED UP, I CAN'T DO IT, I CAN'T. 562 00:32:15,133 --> 00:32:17,266 HE'S NOT READY. 563 00:32:17,266 --> 00:32:18,967 IT'S HARD FOR HIM. 564 00:32:18,967 --> 00:32:22,133 PROBABLY HARDER THAN IT IS FOR YOU. 565 00:32:22,133 --> 00:32:24,100 THAT WAS LIKE MAYBE THE MOST 566 00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:25,567 FUCKED UP THING YOU'VE EVER DONE TO ME. 567 00:32:25,567 --> 00:32:26,734 SORRY. 568 00:32:26,734 --> 00:32:27,934 THAT WAS LIKE THE SHIT YOU PULL ON THOSE DOCTORS 569 00:32:27,934 --> 00:32:28,934 IN THE CHARLOTTE BOOK. 570 00:32:28,934 --> 00:32:30,233 JUST TO GET A FUCKING RISE OUT OF THEM. 571 00:32:30,233 --> 00:32:31,767 WHAT'S NEXT, YOU'RE GONNA START BARKING AT ME ? 572 00:32:31,767 --> 00:32:33,100 I MIGHT, IF YOU DON'T STOP YELLING AT ME. 573 00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:34,900 WHAT YOU DID JUST NOW WAS NOT FUNNY ! 574 00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:36,934 WELL, IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE. 575 00:32:38,467 --> 00:32:42,400 YOU COUNSEL PEOPLE ABOUT DEATH EVERY DAY, NATE, 576 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,700 WHEN DEATH IS WHAT YOU'RE MOST AFRAID OF. 577 00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:46,000 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE ? 578 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,333 OF COURSE I'M AFRAID OF IT. 579 00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:48,700 WHAT SANE PERSON ISN'T ? 580 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:49,867 I'M NOT. 581 00:32:49,867 --> 00:32:51,934 YEAH, WELL, I SAID, "WHAT SANE PERSON ?" 582 00:32:51,934 --> 00:32:53,734 ( barking ) 583 00:32:58,166 --> 00:32:59,633 ( laughing ) 584 00:33:19,567 --> 00:33:21,633 ( phone ) 585 00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:25,166 HELLO. 586 00:33:25,166 --> 00:33:26,567 HEY. 587 00:33:26,567 --> 00:33:28,500 HEY, WHAT'S UP ? 588 00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:30,300 Nothing, I just... 589 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:32,266 I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO SOMEBODY. 590 00:33:32,266 --> 00:33:34,400 Aw. 591 00:33:35,367 --> 00:33:36,867 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT ? 592 00:33:36,867 --> 00:33:39,066 I DON'T KNOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 593 00:33:39,066 --> 00:33:40,266 YOU. 594 00:33:45,333 --> 00:33:48,100 ( banging noise ) 595 00:33:53,233 --> 00:33:55,300 SHIT, FUCK ! 596 00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:57,667 SHIT. 597 00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:03,300 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ? 598 00:34:03,300 --> 00:34:04,867 ASPIRIN. 599 00:34:04,867 --> 00:34:06,467 I KNOW THERE WAS A BOTTLE OF ASPIRIN IN HERE. 600 00:34:06,467 --> 00:34:08,800 YEAH, I TOOK SOME EARLIER. 601 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,400 YOU DID, ARE YOU OKAY ? 602 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,700 YEAH, WHY ? 603 00:34:14,700 --> 00:34:16,100 YOU FOUND IT, DIDN'T YOU ? 604 00:34:16,100 --> 00:34:17,600 YOU FOUND IT AND KEPT IT FOR YOURSELF. 605 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,667 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU ? 606 00:34:20,667 --> 00:34:22,066 NOTHING. 607 00:34:22,066 --> 00:34:24,266 YOU'RE WEARING MY SHIRT. 608 00:34:24,266 --> 00:34:25,633 ( horn ) 609 00:34:25,633 --> 00:34:26,567 FUCK ! 610 00:34:26,567 --> 00:34:28,367 WHAT IS THIS LIKE A DATE ? 611 00:34:28,367 --> 00:34:29,800 UH, SORT OF. 612 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:33,767 NO WAY, YOU'RE DATING THE SQUARE DANCING GUY ? 613 00:34:33,767 --> 00:34:35,266 WEIRD. 614 00:34:35,266 --> 00:34:36,433 WEIRD WHY ? 615 00:34:36,433 --> 00:34:39,000 NO, I GET IT, HE'S HOT. 616 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,600 IN A KIND OF GENERIC BANANA REPUBLIC KIND OF WAY. 617 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,767 CLAIRE, I REALLY NEED THAT ASPIRIN BOTTLE. 618 00:34:44,767 --> 00:34:47,700 DAVID, I REALLY DON'T HAVE IT. 619 00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:50,266 WHAT WAS IN THERE ? 620 00:34:50,266 --> 00:34:52,567 HE GAVE ME SOME PILLS 621 00:34:52,567 --> 00:34:54,900 AND NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO SAY, "SORRY, I LOST THEM, 622 00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:57,900 "BECAUSE I'M THIS OLD GUY GEEK AND I'M COMPLETELY UNCOOL 623 00:34:57,900 --> 00:35:00,300 "IN THIS WORLD IN WHICH YOU SEEM TO THRIVE, 624 00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:03,133 YOU PERFECT DISTILLATION OF HUMAN EVOLUTION." 625 00:35:05,767 --> 00:35:07,400 OKAY, IS THIS SPLIT PERSONALITY THING 626 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,834 LIKE SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS WHEN MOM GOES OUT OF TOWN ? 627 00:35:09,834 --> 00:35:13,633 BECAUSE I LIKE YOU LIKE THIS WAY BETTER. 628 00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:15,333 ( horn ) 629 00:35:17,734 --> 00:35:19,367 DINNER WAS DELICIOUS. 630 00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:22,633 FOOD JUST TASTES BETTER OUTDOORS. 631 00:35:22,633 --> 00:35:26,000 YOU REMEMBER WHAT WE ATE THE FIRST TIME WE WENT CAMPING ? 632 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,133 NO. 633 00:35:27,133 --> 00:35:29,500 PORK CHOPS WITH FIRE-ROASTED VEGETABLES. 634 00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:31,300 OH, YES. 635 00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:33,533 THE SKY WAS SO CLEAR THAT NIGHT. 636 00:35:33,533 --> 00:35:36,066 JUST LIKE TONIGHT. 637 00:35:36,066 --> 00:35:37,967 DID YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO CAMPING 638 00:35:37,967 --> 00:35:39,633 IF YOU'RE MENSTRUATING ? 639 00:35:39,633 --> 00:35:40,734 WHAT ? 640 00:35:40,734 --> 00:35:41,834 IT'S TRUE. 641 00:35:41,834 --> 00:35:43,967 MY HUSBAND BURIED A YOUNG WOMAN ONCE. 642 00:35:43,967 --> 00:35:47,967 SHE WENT ON A CAMPING TRIP, SHE WAS MENSTRUATING 643 00:35:47,967 --> 00:35:50,100 AND A BEAR SMELLED THE BLOOD AND KILLED HER IN HER SLEEPING BAG. 644 00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:52,333 KILLED ONE OF HER FRIENDS, TOO. 645 00:35:52,333 --> 00:35:54,233 BUT WE ONLY BURIED HER. 646 00:35:54,233 --> 00:35:57,300 NOT THE FRIEND. 647 00:35:58,834 --> 00:36:00,000 HUH. 648 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,100 I'M GLAD WE'RE SEEING EACH OTHER AGAIN. 649 00:36:05,100 --> 00:36:07,400 MM-HMM, ME TOO. 650 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,533 IT'S NICE. 651 00:36:10,066 --> 00:36:11,433 WHAT'S WRONG ? 652 00:36:11,433 --> 00:36:14,367 I'VE GOT A LITTLE BIT OF A HEADACHE. 653 00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:29,100 I'M SORRY I FORGOT THOSE PILLS. 654 00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:31,000 THAT'S NO BIG DEAL. 655 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000 YOU CAN BE MY DRUG TONIGHT. 656 00:36:36,233 --> 00:36:38,533 SO, WHAT'S WITH THE GUY WHO'S BEEN STARING AT YOU 657 00:36:38,533 --> 00:36:40,000 SINCE WE GOT HERE ? 658 00:36:47,467 --> 00:36:48,233 SHIT. 659 00:36:48,233 --> 00:36:49,033 THAT'S KEITH. 660 00:36:49,033 --> 00:36:49,900 WE DATED. 661 00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:51,066 HE'S PRETTY HOT. 662 00:36:51,066 --> 00:36:52,200 YOU GUYS STILL FRIENDS ? 663 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,400 AH, NOT REALLY. 664 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,166 WHY NOT ? I'M FRIENDS WITH MY EXES. 665 00:36:55,166 --> 00:36:57,567 WHY DOESN'T THAT SURPRISE ME ? 666 00:36:57,567 --> 00:36:59,567 HE'S COMING OVER. 667 00:36:59,567 --> 00:37:01,300 IS HE INTO THREE-WAYS ? 668 00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:04,066 LOOK, HE'S A COP, SO DON'T MENTION THE DRUGS OR ANYTHING. 669 00:37:04,066 --> 00:37:06,467 SURE, DAD. 670 00:37:06,467 --> 00:37:08,233 DAVID. 671 00:37:08,233 --> 00:37:09,767 KEITH, HI, HOW'S IT GOING ? 672 00:37:09,767 --> 00:37:11,734 GOOD, IT'S GOING GOOD. 673 00:37:11,734 --> 00:37:14,867 THIS IS THE LAST PLACE I'D EVER EXPECT TO SEE YOU. 674 00:37:14,867 --> 00:37:16,900 YEAH, WELL, IT WAS KURT'S IDEA. 675 00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:18,233 KURT, THIS IS KEITH. 676 00:37:18,233 --> 00:37:19,266 HEY. 677 00:37:19,266 --> 00:37:20,333 HI. 678 00:37:20,333 --> 00:37:23,200 KURT TEACHES SQUARE DANCING. 679 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:26,166 I TRIED TO GET DAVID TO GO DANCING WITH ME THE WHOLE TIME 680 00:37:26,166 --> 00:37:27,633 WE WERE TOGETHER. 681 00:37:27,633 --> 00:37:29,567 TOLD ME HE DIDN'T EVEN LIKE TO DANCE. 682 00:37:31,300 --> 00:37:32,367 THANKS. 683 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,867 EDDIE, THIS IS DAVID, AND... 684 00:37:35,867 --> 00:37:38,700 KURT, HI. 685 00:37:38,700 --> 00:37:40,700 HI. 686 00:37:43,633 --> 00:37:45,467 SO, HOW'D YOU GUYS MEET ? 687 00:37:45,467 --> 00:37:46,967 EDDIE'S AN EMT. 688 00:37:46,967 --> 00:37:48,533 WE MET ON THE JOB. 689 00:37:48,533 --> 00:37:50,000 NEWLYWEDS IN A CAR CRASH. 690 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,700 HE SAVED THE BRIDE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. 691 00:37:55,367 --> 00:37:56,667 WHAT ABOUT THE GROOM ? 692 00:37:56,667 --> 00:37:58,967 DIDN'T MAKE IT. 693 00:37:58,967 --> 00:38:01,400 WOW, SO, THE BRIDE HAD ETERNITY WITH THE MAN SHE LOVED 694 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,133 RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER AND THEN YOU GO AND SAVE HER 695 00:38:03,133 --> 00:38:05,033 AND SHE ENDS UP LEFT BEHIND ALONE. 696 00:38:05,033 --> 00:38:06,633 ( laughing ) 697 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,533 THAT'S ONE WAY OF LOOKING AT IT. 698 00:38:13,867 --> 00:38:15,433 WELL, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 699 00:38:15,433 --> 00:38:18,734 YEAH, NICE MEETING YOU. 700 00:38:18,734 --> 00:38:20,533 YOU TOO. 701 00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:29,834 WELL, OF COURSE HE'S DATING MR. FUCKING SUPER GUY E.R. 702 00:38:29,834 --> 00:38:31,300 I BET THEY HAVE GREAT SEX. 703 00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:32,867 I MEAN WITH THE UNIFORMS AND ALL. 704 00:38:32,867 --> 00:38:36,467 YOU KNOW, I DATED A COP ONCE, TOTAL CONTROL FREAK. 705 00:38:36,467 --> 00:38:38,100 NOW, FIREMEN ON THE OTHER HAND-- 706 00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:40,166 IS DATING LIKE AN EXCUSE FOR YOU TO FIGURE OUT 707 00:38:40,166 --> 00:38:41,934 WHO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP ? 708 00:38:41,934 --> 00:38:43,333 I DON'T KNOW. 709 00:38:43,333 --> 00:38:45,900 IS DATING LIKE AN EXCUSE FOR YOU TO SEE WHO YOU WISHED YOU'D BEEN 710 00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:47,200 WHEN YOU WERE MY AGE ? 711 00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:03,266 ( snoring ) 712 00:39:26,367 --> 00:39:28,333 ( techno music ) 713 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,767 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 714 00:39:52,767 --> 00:39:54,200 WHY ? 715 00:40:28,266 --> 00:40:30,700 ( moaning ) 716 00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:23,734 DAVID, WAIT, DAVID. 717 00:41:26,166 --> 00:41:27,767 WHO WAS THAT ? 718 00:41:27,767 --> 00:41:29,233 JUST A GUY I KNOW. 719 00:41:29,233 --> 00:41:30,734 HE WANTS TO GO HOME WITH US. 720 00:41:30,734 --> 00:41:32,300 I DON'T THINK SO. 721 00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:33,667 DAVID, COME ON, YOU'LL LOVE HIM. 722 00:41:33,667 --> 00:41:35,400 I PROMISE, HE'S A TOTAL FUCK MACHINE. 723 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:36,467 I SAID NO. 724 00:41:36,467 --> 00:41:38,200 WHY NOT ? 725 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,900 WHY ARE YOU TAKING THIS SO SERIOUSLY ? 726 00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:41,667 BECAUSE I'M A SERIOUS GUY. 727 00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:43,500 I BURY PEOPLE FOR A LIVING. 728 00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:45,667 WELL, THAT SHIT'S IN YOUR HEAD. 729 00:41:45,667 --> 00:41:48,300 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, THAT SHIT IS IN MY HEAD. 730 00:41:52,967 --> 00:41:54,600 LOOK, GO, HAVE FUN. 731 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,700 I'M JUST TOO... 732 00:41:57,467 --> 00:41:59,333 I'M SORRY THAT I CAN'T-- 733 00:42:02,066 --> 00:42:04,066 I'M SORRY, BYE. 734 00:42:16,633 --> 00:42:18,433 YOU REALLY SPOOKED ME, BREN'. 735 00:42:21,233 --> 00:42:22,533 WHAT ? 736 00:42:22,533 --> 00:42:24,867 THE IDEA OF ME DYING ? 737 00:42:24,867 --> 00:42:27,767 WELL, YEAH. 738 00:42:28,934 --> 00:42:30,934 I WILL DIE SOMEDAY. 739 00:42:38,333 --> 00:42:40,467 WE DIE, NATE. 740 00:42:40,467 --> 00:42:43,667 WE ALL DIE. 741 00:43:15,667 --> 00:43:17,367 HELLO. 742 00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:20,433 ( clock ticking ) 743 00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:07,500 YOU CERTAINLY TOOK YOUR SWEET TIME GETTING HERE. 744 00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:09,667 YOU'LL RUIN THAT SHIRT. 745 00:44:09,667 --> 00:44:12,333 AH, WHO CARES. 746 00:44:19,867 --> 00:44:22,033 WHAT, YOU'RE HITTING ON ME NOW ? 747 00:44:22,033 --> 00:44:24,667 TWO GUYS AREN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU, YOU SLUT ? 748 00:44:24,667 --> 00:44:26,266 OH, DEAR. 749 00:44:26,266 --> 00:44:28,367 I SUPPOSE I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. 750 00:44:28,367 --> 00:44:30,100 WHY ? I'M DEAD. 751 00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:32,000 YES, BUT I WAS SEEING HIRAM BEFORE YOU-- 752 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,400 I WAS GONE LONG BEFORE I DIED. 753 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,767 YOU'D LIKE HIRAM, HE'S KIND, HE MAKES ME LAUGH. 754 00:44:38,767 --> 00:44:40,633 OH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 755 00:44:40,633 --> 00:44:42,333 I GOT MY MONEY ON THE FLORIST. 756 00:44:42,333 --> 00:44:45,233 OH, HEAVENS NO, NATHANIEL, THE MAN IS A COMPLETE SAVAGE. 757 00:44:45,233 --> 00:44:46,800 OOH, DING, DING, DING. 758 00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:50,633 OH, GOD. 759 00:44:50,633 --> 00:44:53,200 THIS IS THE HEARSE THAT WAS ALWAYS STALLING, ISN'T IT ? 760 00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:57,333 REMEMBER AFTER THAT FUNERAL IN MALIBU FOR THAT JAZZ MUSICIAN ? 761 00:44:57,333 --> 00:44:59,300 WE BROKE DOWN ON THE SIDE OF PCH 762 00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:01,700 AND WE MADE LOVE IN THE BACK. 763 00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:03,800 IF THIS BABY COULD TALK, HUH ? 764 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:07,934 NATHANIEL, WHAT HAPPENED TO US ? 765 00:45:09,100 --> 00:45:11,300 WE WERE SO IN LOVE ONCE. 766 00:45:11,300 --> 00:45:13,567 LIFE HAPPENED TO US. 767 00:45:13,567 --> 00:45:15,533 I BURIED HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE 768 00:45:15,533 --> 00:45:19,300 AND WE WATCHED EACH OTHER GROW OLD. 769 00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:20,900 BUT, WE'RE NOT OLD. 770 00:45:20,900 --> 00:45:23,367 WELL, TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, I'M AS OLD AS I'M EVER GONNA GET. 771 00:45:23,367 --> 00:45:27,333 WE WERE SUCH CHILDREN WHEN WE MET, 772 00:45:27,333 --> 00:45:30,667 THEN WE WATCHED THOSE CHILDREN DISAPPEAR. 773 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,100 DAMNIT, STALLED AGAIN. 774 00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:42,233 IT WON'T GO FORWARD. IT WON'T GO BACK. 775 00:45:42,233 --> 00:45:44,533 WELL, THESE CAN'T BE HELPING. 776 00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:07,700 NO TEARS. 777 00:46:08,433 --> 00:46:10,166 I MISS WHAT WE HAD. 778 00:46:10,166 --> 00:46:13,233 SO, FIND IT AGAIN. 779 00:46:48,567 --> 00:46:50,834 ( humming ) 780 00:47:04,266 --> 00:47:06,567 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 781 00:47:06,567 --> 00:47:08,734 YOU SHOULD HAVE WOKEN ME UP. 782 00:47:08,734 --> 00:47:11,600 I THOUGHT YOU COULD USE THE SLEEP AFTER THE NIGHT WE HAD. 783 00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,967 YOU'VE NEVER BEEN THAT PASSIONATE WITH ME BEFORE. 784 00:47:16,266 --> 00:47:18,500 THANK YOU FOR A WONDERFUL NIGHT. 785 00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:20,700 LAST NIGHT ? 786 00:47:20,700 --> 00:47:23,266 YOU WERE SPECTACULAR. 787 00:47:23,266 --> 00:47:25,000 ( laughing ) 788 00:47:26,734 --> 00:47:28,333 WHAT ? 789 00:47:42,300 --> 00:47:43,700 DO I JUST SIT ANYWHERE ? 790 00:47:43,700 --> 00:47:45,300 WHEREVER YOU'D LIKE. 791 00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:52,734 ( clearing throat ) 792 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,900 NICE SUIT. 793 00:47:55,900 --> 00:47:58,400 THANK YOU, I BOUGHT IT LAST WEEK. 794 00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,133 I FIGURED YOU NEED MORE THAN ONE SUIT 795 00:48:00,133 --> 00:48:01,700 IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A FUNERAL DIRECTOR. 796 00:48:01,700 --> 00:48:03,133 YOU NEED TO PASS A TEST FIRST. 797 00:48:03,133 --> 00:48:06,500 YOU JUST CAN'T LET GO OF THAT, CAN YOU ? 798 00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:09,700 I FAILED THE FIRST TIME I TOOK IT. 799 00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:10,900 YOU DID NOT. 800 00:48:10,900 --> 00:48:12,133 OH, YES, I DID. 801 00:48:12,133 --> 00:48:14,867 I FUCK UP A LOT MORE THAN YOU MIGHT THINK. 802 00:48:14,867 --> 00:48:17,100 I FUCK UP A LOT. 803 00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:37,567 HEY. 804 00:48:37,567 --> 00:48:39,100 HI. 805 00:48:40,734 --> 00:48:42,600 HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP ? 806 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:45,667 OKAY, I GUESS. 807 00:48:45,667 --> 00:48:47,867 IT'S JUST WEIRD. 808 00:48:51,767 --> 00:48:54,433 WHY ARE YOU BEING SO NICE TO ME ? 809 00:48:55,533 --> 00:48:57,400 YOU LITTLE BASTARD ! 810 00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,367 SAM, WE DIDN'T THINK YOU'D SHOW. 811 00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:05,734 STOP IT ! 812 00:49:05,734 --> 00:49:08,266 I OUGHT TO KILL YOU, YOU USELESS FUCK. 813 00:49:08,266 --> 00:49:10,367 OKAY, EVERYBODY CALM DOWN. 814 00:49:10,367 --> 00:49:13,066 PROBABLY WASTED OUT OF YOUR MIND, WHACKING OFF ! 815 00:49:13,066 --> 00:49:14,767 LET MY KID SHOOT HIMSELF. 816 00:49:14,767 --> 00:49:17,000 YOU'RE GONNA BLAME HIM ? 817 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,133 WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS ?! 818 00:49:27,567 --> 00:49:30,133 ALRIGHT, JUST TAKE IT EASY. 819 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:32,433 EVERYTHING ALRIGHT ? 820 00:49:32,433 --> 00:49:33,700 YEAH. 821 00:49:33,700 --> 00:49:35,734 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I'LL DEAL WITH IT. 822 00:49:35,734 --> 00:49:37,400 THANK YOU. 823 00:49:43,900 --> 00:49:46,033 WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT LITTLE BITCH OUT THERE ? 824 00:49:46,033 --> 00:49:48,266 THAT'S MY SISTER. 825 00:49:48,266 --> 00:49:50,367 YOU SHOULD WARN HER. 826 00:49:50,367 --> 00:49:53,066 GABRIEL HAS BEEN A FUCK-UP HIS WHOLE LIFE. 827 00:49:53,066 --> 00:49:54,700 WHEN I USED TO LIVED THERE, 828 00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:56,233 HE USED TO DRIVE HIS MOTHER NUTS 829 00:49:56,233 --> 00:49:57,800 WITH ALL THE SHIT THAT HE'D DO. 830 00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,066 STAYING OUT ALL NIGHT. 831 00:49:59,066 --> 00:50:02,300 NO FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY. 832 00:50:03,633 --> 00:50:05,533 THAT'S MY KID WHO'S DEAD. 833 00:50:05,533 --> 00:50:07,133 I KNOW. 834 00:50:10,834 --> 00:50:12,934 IT WAS MY GUN. 835 00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,934 I BOUGHT IT FOR VICKIE. 836 00:50:18,867 --> 00:50:21,467 I WAS GONNA LEAVE FOR A WHILE, YOU KNOW, GO UP NORTH FOR A JOB. 837 00:50:21,467 --> 00:50:23,734 MAKE SOME EXTRA MONEY. 838 00:50:25,934 --> 00:50:28,300 HOW COULD HE LET SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPEN ? 839 00:50:28,300 --> 00:50:29,333 IT'S NOT RIGHT. 840 00:50:29,333 --> 00:50:30,900 IT'S JUST NOT FUCKING RIGHT ! 841 00:50:30,900 --> 00:50:33,900 JESUS, HE WAS SIX ! 842 00:50:35,834 --> 00:50:39,000 EVERYBODY DIES. 843 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,734 SOME OF US LIVE TO BE 100, 844 00:50:40,734 --> 00:50:42,600 SOME OF US NEVER MAKE IT THROUGH OUR FIRST DAY. 845 00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:44,367 THAT'S JUST A FUCKING FACT OF NATURE, PAL. 846 00:50:44,367 --> 00:50:46,200 WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ? 847 00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:47,967 YOU CAN PUNCH AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU WANT. 848 00:50:47,967 --> 00:50:49,900 IT'S NOT GONNA CHANGE THE FACT THAT BOY IS DEAD. 849 00:50:49,900 --> 00:50:54,600 AND YOUR CHANCE TO BE IN HIS LIFE IS OVER. 850 00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,400 DID YOU USE THAT TIME WELL, 851 00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:59,734 OR DID YOU JUST PISS IT AWAY ? 852 00:50:59,734 --> 00:51:02,934 AND YOUR OWN FUCKING LIFE IS A TICKING CLOCK, TOO. 853 00:51:04,767 --> 00:51:06,633 EVERYBODY'S IS. 854 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,166 MOM, YOU'RE HOME, I WAS WORRIED. 855 00:51:41,166 --> 00:51:42,567 WORRIED, WHY ? 856 00:51:42,567 --> 00:51:43,767 AH... 857 00:51:43,767 --> 00:51:45,467 DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME ? 858 00:51:45,467 --> 00:51:47,500 OH, DAVID, YOU MUST GO CAMPING. 859 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:50,033 IT'S SO SPECTACULAR UP THERE RIGHT NOW. 860 00:51:50,033 --> 00:51:52,633 SPRING IS SUCH A FULL TIME. 861 00:51:52,633 --> 00:51:55,367 SO MUCH COLOR, SO MUCH DETAIL. 862 00:51:55,367 --> 00:51:56,934 AND THE SMELLS. 863 00:51:56,934 --> 00:51:59,233 IT'S LIKE NOTHING ELSE. 864 00:51:59,233 --> 00:52:00,333 AND YOU'RE OKAY ? 865 00:52:00,333 --> 00:52:02,633 NO SICKNESS, NO HEADACHES ? 866 00:52:02,633 --> 00:52:03,800 OH, NO. 867 00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:05,734 I HAD ONE ON THE TRIP, 868 00:52:05,734 --> 00:52:07,934 BUT I TOOK SOME ASPIRIN AND IT JUST DISAPPEARED. 869 00:52:07,934 --> 00:52:12,100 YES, WELL, ASPIRIN IS DAMN GOOD STUFF. 870 00:52:12,100 --> 00:52:13,867 HOW WAS THE SERVICE ? 871 00:52:13,867 --> 00:52:16,333 THERE WAS A FIGHT THAT BROKE OUT, 872 00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:18,433 BUT I LET NATE TAKE CARE OF IT. 873 00:52:18,433 --> 00:52:21,300 I'M GLAD YOU BOYS ARE WORKING SO WELL TOGETHER NOW. 874 00:52:23,433 --> 00:52:24,834 CLAIRE, YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. 875 00:52:24,834 --> 00:52:27,066 ARE YOU NOT FEELING WELL ? 876 00:52:27,066 --> 00:52:29,867 I'M JUST A LITTLE WRECKED. 877 00:52:29,867 --> 00:52:32,200 WE BURIED MY FRIEND'S BROTHER TODAY. 878 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,233 HE'S YOUR FRIEND ? 879 00:52:34,233 --> 00:52:35,633 I HAD NO IDEA. 880 00:52:35,633 --> 00:52:38,133 YEAH. 881 00:52:40,166 --> 00:52:42,767 HE'S THE FOOT GUY. 882 00:52:42,767 --> 00:52:45,400 OH, MY GOD. 883 00:52:49,867 --> 00:52:51,800 GOODNIGHT. 884 00:52:57,834 --> 00:52:59,266 THERE'S SO MUCH YOU WISH YOU COULD 885 00:52:59,266 --> 00:53:01,233 PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN FROM. 886 00:53:08,667 --> 00:53:10,700 'NIGHT, MOM. 887 00:53:10,700 --> 00:53:13,133 'NIGHT, DEAR. 888 00:53:32,266 --> 00:53:34,533 ( sobbing ) 889 00:54:31,333 --> 00:54:34,667 Captions Copyright 2001 HOME BOX OFFICE 890 00:54:34,667 --> 00:54:37,667 A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 891 00:54:38,633 --> 00:54:41,533 Captioned by HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER